The three thousand in the harem are all me

Pei Zhi didn't dare to take off his clothes and stand against the wall.

It's not hypocritical, I'm really afraid that it will be exposed below the neck, and people will report it again.

He glanced at Yin Yu's face as black as the bottom of a pot, gritted his teeth, tied his coat and stood up, picked up the jug sent by a very thin eunuch just now, with great pride: "Your Majesty, just now I, bah, I am ignorant, I punish myself with a pot, drink it up, calm down."

After all, drink it up.

Hey, this wine is not spicy, but rather sweet.There was not much wine in a jug, and when he finished drinking, he still stuck out his tongue and shook the jug vigorously.

"Your Majesty, do you think this is an apology?" Pei Zhi rubbed his hands and asked flatteringly.

Yin Yu snorted coldly: "I'm married, and the Yue Kingdom will only offer three altars of fine wine as a tribute."

Pei Zhi smiled heartily: "I don't drink such good wine, you can take any wine, this is your apology, as long as you don't get angry, you can drink as much as you want me to drink."

Yin Yu stared at him steadfastly, his gaze seemed to let out air-conditioning, which made him tremble.

"Little skinny guy." Yin Yu called out, her eyes still fixed on Pei Zhi.Pei Zhi brushed his hair unconsciously, um, aura can be lost, but beauty can't be lost.

"The slave is here."

"Bring over the rest of the fine wine."

The Slender Palace went in response.

Pei Zhi was really frightened by his stare, his legs kept shaking, and he asked in a trembling voice: "Can I sit down?" His legs were weak and trembling.

"Stand."

"Eh." Just don't kneel down.

"As long as you are obedient, I will give you as much wine as you want. If these three jars are not enough, I will destroy the Moon Kingdom and snatch all the wine from you."

Pei Zhi said "wow" in his heart, the king of Tianliang is so domineering!

The Slender Palace man quickly brought the wine, filled the jug, and retreated outside the door.

Pei Zhi reached out to grab the flagon, but was held down by a pair of big hands.He was puzzled, but Yin Yu pointed to the wine jar with his chin.

Ruthless!

"Your Majesty, it's fine for me to drink from the wine jug to make amends. You can also use the jug to accompany me." Pei Zhi thought he could drink a thousand cups, and wanted to get the emperor drunk and get away.

"I've only had one drink."

Pei Zhi glanced at Yin Yu's tall and strong body, was it a fake?

"Drink!" Yin Yu was displeased.

"Yes, yes, yes." Seeing that Yin Yu was getting impatient, Pei Zhi quickly picked up a jar of wine, raised it up first to signal, and tilted his head with a smile, "Your Majesty, I have deep feelings, and I'm bored after drinking it. Don't be angry. "

After finishing speaking, he proudly raised the wine jar and began to drink in small sips.

Drink gracefully for half an hour.

The sound of swallowing enveloped Yin Yu like a magic voice.The young emperor was tired of hearing it, and he didn't pay attention to it anymore, so he picked up the jug and took a big sip.

I don't know if the wine is too delicious, or because Pei Zhi's taste is too delicious, Yin Yu didn't put down the wine pot, but simply threw away the lid of the wine pot, and drank the fine wine inside.He was upset, he couldn't see Pei Zhi drinking so slowly, he poured out the wine, no matter how much he could drink, he just wanted to have a good time.

It was the first time for him to drink like this, and he just felt comfortable.

When Pei Zhi finished drinking a jar of wine, rubbed his sore cheeks, and was about to ask for credit, he saw that the other two jars of wine on the table were already empty, and the young emperor was drenched, his neck and cheeks were like overcooked shrimps, His ice-like eyes were slightly moist at the moment, like three or two stars in the warm night sky.

Yin Yu looked out of the window in a daze, not knowing what she was thinking, Pei Zhi carefully bent down to ask for instructions: "Your Majesty, you see that I have drunk a whole jar, can you spare me?"

When he was silent, Yin Yu was still in a daze.As soon as the sound was made, Yin Yu's face immediately darkened.Yin Yu stood up suddenly, causing Pei Zhi to take several steps back in fright.

"I don't know good and bad things, take off your clothes and stand by yourself."

Pei Zhi was furious, he was so flattering and even forced him to take off his clothes.Just take it off, you can't afford to mess with it anyway.He walked towards the base of the wall, taking time to untie the tie, but saw Yin Yu walking quickly to the pillar, raised his hand, and slapped the pillar hard.

That voice, loud!Pei Zhi's hands ached for him.

This is, drunk?

"Bitch, others say you are too beautiful, but I didn't see it at all. What about your arrogance, why don't you obediently take off your clothes and let me tease you." As he spoke, he stretched out his index finger on the pillar Gently teasing, the gems inlaid on the pillars were pinched by him with a sneer, "It feels average, the face is not good, and the body is flat like a pillar. It's boring, it's really boring."

Your Majesty, you are not only face blind, you are also blind.

"Why don't you bark? I'm uncomfortable serving you?" Yin Yu pinched the "protrusion" so hard that her fingers turned white.

Seeing his unwillingness to admit defeat, Pei Zhi hesitated, and opened his mouth: "Ah, ah, um~"

"Hmph." Yin Yu let go, her face was still icy, but she quietly rubbed her hands behind her back. The beauty's body was too hard, and her hands hurt. "I'm exhausted today, so I forgive you."

He snorted again, flung his sleeves and left.

Pei Zhi was dumbfounded.

The voice of 000 came out: "Your Majesty's happiness value is increased by 10."

Pei Zhi: "..." He stroked the pillar blessed by His Majesty, and sighed, "I feel that the future seems to be bright."

On the second day, Pei Zhi woke up on the queen's big bed, and the palace servants helped him change and wash, and prepared a table of delicacies for him to taste.It's good to be a queen, there must be more than a dozen dishes on this table, which are richer than his previous New Year's Eve dinners.

Rui Ju waited on him for dinner, and whispered to him: "Mother, Concubine De and the others are so unruly that they didn't come to greet you. Empress, this is your first day in the palace, you have to act like a queen Come, clean up those ignorant people like them."

"Hey, you reminded me." Pei Zhi put down his chopsticks, "Get ready to send something to Lu Xuan's waiter."

"He served the bed yesterday, he should come to kneel down to thank the empress before he can receive the reward from the empress."

Pei Zhi thought to himself, what do I care about with myself, if I put a ring on my left hand and bend my right hand first?He was impatient: "If you are told to deliver it, you can go."

"It's not that the servants care about it, but I can't send it off. Although Minister Lu Xuan went to bed yesterday and had a good night, but His Majesty woke up this morning and asked someone to send Minister Lu Xuan to the cold palace."

Pei Zhi was surprised, is this a terrible past when he woke up from the wine?The emperor with a small stomach!

"Your Majesty, do you want to inform Liu Gong and ask them to greet you according to the rules?"

hello?See him running around kneeling on the spot?Pei Zhi waved his hand: "Order it down, so you don't have to ask for your greetings every day."

What else did Ruiju want to say, Pei Zhi was already full and decided to go on a tour of the palace.The harem is his territory, so he needs to get familiar with the road first, so that he can run around in the future.

He also had a bold idea, if he could gather all the concubines in one palace, he wouldn't have to run back and forth.

No, no, if Yin Yu didn't have to tie his trouser belt when he came out of this room, and took off his trousers when he entered the next room, wouldn't he even have time to breathe.

Just run.

"Which concubines are there in the palace?" Pei Zhi walked around the Imperial Garden for a while, was tired, and sat in the warm pavilion chatting with a drink.

Ruiju had already inquired clearly, and said in detail: "There are not many people in the palace now. Below you is Concubine De, the youngest son of Grand Tutor Xu, the weak and sick master. Chu Zhaoyi, the younger brother of General Qingyuan, is domineering and domineering. As soon as he entered the palace, he broke the legs of seven or eight palace servants, which annoyed His Majesty, so he didn't go to see him. Xue Meiren, a folk man, has a low status, and she has some ways to seduce men. Yue Cairen, originally a The eunuch, who grew up with His Majesty, is very much loved by His Majesty. There is also Lu Xuan, the only son of Lu Zhengyi, a member of the Ministry of Rites, who has just been thrown into the cold palace.

Five or six people, it's okay, he can run fast with his long legs.

Ruiju said: "Your Majesty, don't relax your vigilance, they are all old people, and they have a relationship with His Majesty. In two months, Your Majesty, you should choose a concubine for His Majesty. By then, one or two hundred newcomers will enter the palace. What can you do? Now we still have to hurry up and win His Majesty's heart first."

Pei Zhi choked on a sip of tea, almost coughing to death.

"One, one or two hundred?"

"Of course, Your Majesty is in the prime of his youth. If you don't want to, you can't leave the harem empty. This is the first time you choose a concubine. You should bring in more newcomers, so that others can see your manners and bearing."

Pei Zhi stared at Ruiju without saying a word, this child must be out of his mind.For a while, he was worried that his master would not be favored, and for a while he persuaded the master to marry one or two hundred concubines to the emperor.

One or two hundred, he should hang himself in this palace first.

After a while, he remembered another thing: "Why do I hear that there is no concubine in this palace?"

Ruiju said: "Your Majesty likes men." Then he said bitterly, "The folks have heard that many of the handsome men in their families are castrated and sent to the palace, trying to turn a sparrow into a phoenix. But our Majesty can't look down on any of them , and even the servants around him seldom use good-looking ones."

It's normal, Your Majesty, he is face blind.No matter how handsome you are, he can't see it!

The palace people around Yin Yu are all distinctive people.Either it is a meat mountain or a thin bamboo pole, so that Yin Yu can identify it through his body.

It is probably because Yin Yu has covered up this defect of hers, so outsiders don't know about it.

"Your Majesty, it's not good." Dong Ju hurried over, "You punished He Bao yesterday, Your Majesty knew about it, and came to your palace in a fit of anger?"

again?The emperor doesn't need to worry about state affairs. It's not even noon, and the emperor came to the harem for a stroll?

Tut tut!It seems that he is not only face-blind, but also a fool.

Pei Zhi hurried back to the palace, Yin Yu was already sitting in the main hall waiting.Pei Zhi's knees were very obedient this time, and he knelt down to salute.

Different from meeting beauties and choosing servants, Yin Yu actually kindly and amiably helped up the queen himself, and gave her a seat.

Pei Zhi, who was already apprehensive, became even more frightened.

Why does this emperor have several faces?

Yin Yu hummed and asked warmly before asking Hebao what he did wrong.

Pei Zhi didn't want to bring Xue Meiren into trouble, so he made nonsense: "Disrespect this palace, speak ill of master."

Yin Yu said: "If that's the case, then kill him."

Pei Zhi didn't know if what he said was ironic, so he didn't dare to answer it randomly.

I only heard Yin Yu's voice lowered a few degrees, and then said: "Queen, you are my wife and the master of the harem. I respect you and don't want to hurt you. If you didn't come yesterday, it's not because you are listening to this slave. You don't have to think too much about it. .”

After finishing speaking, he suddenly said in a loud voice: "Pass the decree, announce that all the concubines in the harem will come over and listen to the queen."

Pei Zhi: "..." No way!