The three thousand in the harem are all me

The moonlight is like silver, pouring gently on the ground.

Yin Yu came in with a cup of hot tea. Pei Zhi had just finished bathing and was sitting by the bed in a loose robe, still steaming from his body.Yin Yu rolled his Adam's apple, walked over, opened the teacup, and fed the soup inside to Pei Zhi.

Pei Zhi drank a couple of sips before he remembered it belatedly and asked, "What is this?" It was terribly bitter.

"Help you remove the meat from your belly."

Weight loss pills?Pei Zhi ate two more mouthfuls, thinking with great distress, he was also a young man like Yan Zhengtiaoshun back then, and when he came here, he ate more and more, and the more he ate, the more he couldn't hold it back, and now he has to rely on diet pills to live up.

Yin Yu secretly rejoiced that this little pig spirit still wanted to lose weight, so he tried to persuade him: "You know, pigs always pick the fattest ones. No matter what, you have to learn to control your body."

Pei Zhi wanted to make him angry, and taunted him: "Little pigs are so cute, fat pigs aren't cute?" God damn "Little pigs are so cute, how can they eat little pigs"?

No, Yin Yu said solemnly: "Fat pigs are cute too, but in order not to be slaughtered for you, it's better to be thinner."

He said like a pig afraid of being slaughtered.

Pei Zhi was too lazy to be serious with him, walked to the table, turned his back to Yin Yu, picked up the teapot, shook it gently, poured out a cup of tea, and handed it to Yin Yu: "Take some tea and rest."

Yin Yu didn't think much, and ate half of the cup.Pei Zhi put the teacup back on the table, sat back on the bed, stared at Yin Yu with a smile on his lips.

"Why are you looking at me like that?"

"Your Majesty is here today, fortunately, Yue Cairen, Your Majesty, have you ever thought about what kind of person Yue Cairen is?"

Yin Yu reached out and nodded his head: "What are you talking about, where did you get my talented man? He turned out to be a useful slave by my side, with an extremely forbearing temper. People are a little bit different."

Pei Zhi couldn't tell where Yue Cairen really went.He gave Yin Yu a reassuring look, and then asked: "Then, think about it, Your Majesty, what kind of person am I, a Yuecai?"

"Crazy."

"..." Pei Zhi rolled his eyes at him, took off his robe boldly, and smiled evilly at Yin Yu: "Since you choose to be fortunate, you should think that the talented person is the one above. "

Yin Yu laughed, and grabbed his ears: "Just your little arms and legs, accept your fate."

"The biggest advantage of me is that I don't accept my fate." Pei Zhi wrapped his fingers around the tie of Yin Yu's robe, smiling complacently, "Thank you Your Majesty for sending it to your door, then I will not be polite, and I will start enjoying it."

"How do you enjoy it?" Yin Yu wanted to pull Pei Zhi over, but he suddenly found that his strength seemed to be drained.His eyes fell on the teacup, and he chuckled, "What did you feed me?"

"Spirit-destroying medicine. It can make people feel weak, but they also have that kind of desire and desire."

Soon, Yin Yu couldn't sit still anymore, and fell directly into Pei Zhi's arms.Pei Zhi hugged the beauty, stretched out his hand and gently patted Yin Yu's thick earlobe, and said, "Never underestimate people. Even if a talented person is a eunuch, he can attack, let alone I am not a real eunuch. "

After finishing speaking, he put his hand into Yin Yu's clothes, taking advantage of her to his heart's content.This seemed to ignite fires all over Yin Yu's body. Yin Yu's breathing became heavier and heavier. When his hand passed under Yin Yu's nose, he could feel Yin Yu's exhaled breath seemed to be on fire.

"Don't be impatient, you have to be full before and after the show, this is an excellent veteran." He bullied Yin Yu's whole body, seeing Yin Yu's whole body was flushed, and then slowly stretched his hands back .

Yin Yu had been allowing him to move, but now he couldn't bear it any longer, and threatened him weakly: "If you do this, think carefully, I am not someone to be provoked."

Pei Zhi was confident: "What can you do to me? Kill me, are you willing? Beat me up, don't you feel bad? At most, I won't be able to get out of bed for a few days. What am I afraid of?"

"I'm really spoiling you." Yin Yu gritted her teeth angrily, "If you dare to touch me, tomorrow I will take away all your concubines and make you a real eunuch."

Pei Zhi approached, bit his ear, and asked vaguely: "Maybe after tonight, you will be reluctant to let me become an eunuch."

While talking, Pei Zhi turned Yin Yu over, knelt on his back, and found all the bottles and jars beside the bed. "Why so many, which one should I use?"

Yin Yu was so pressed that he couldn't breathe, she raised her head with difficulty to identify it, and pointed to a small white bottle: "This."

Pei Zhi picked it up and sniffed it, then said with a smile, "You didn't lie to me, this bottle is indeed, it seems that you are also looking forward to it."

"Go ahead, if I don't let you become a real eunuch tomorrow, I will abdicate."

Pei Zhi listened to what he said seriously, but was also a little scared: "Your Majesty, are you willing to let me hurt you?"

"It hurts for a few days, so you won't lose your life for the rest of your life."

"It's okay, I'm not afraid." Pei Zhi knew that Yin Yu had always been soft-mouthed and soft-hearted, so he turned the mouth of the bottle down and kept patting on his hand, trying to pour out more ointment.

He patted and shuddered on Yin Yu's back, almost squeezing Yin Yu's internal organs.Seeing that he had poured out all the ointment, Yin Yu finally asked him, "Are you really going to do this to me?"

Pei Zhi blinked innocently: "I also want to make His Majesty comfortable. I do physical work on top, and His Majesty lies down and enjoys the blessings, isn't it good?"

"Okay, very good."

Pei Zhi stepped back, lowered his head to put on the ointment, when suddenly someone grabbed his hand with great force, as if trying to break it off.

"pain."

The strength instantly became lighter, but it still made him unable to struggle.

Pei Zhi raised his head in horror, Yin Yu turned his head vigorously, gritted his teeth, and looked at him fiercely, not at all as if he had been emotionally affected by the dementia.

Yin Yu was assassinated again and again, how could Pei Zhi's little tricks bring Yin Yu down so easily?

He immediately knelt on Yin Yu's back, put his hands on his forehead, and sincerely kowtowed to Yin Yu: "Your Majesty, I was wrong, please forgive me, I will never dare again. I am not in good health yet , Cough cough cough, suddenly want to faint..." Yin Yu stretched out her hand to support him as she was about to faint.

"If you faint, I won't let you go." Yin Yu pulled him aside, turned over lightly, and pulled him back to her body, looking at him leisurely, "I haven't got your account yet." I'll finish the calculation for you, and you provoke me again? You really have a lot of crimes, so you're not afraid of getting a few more knives."

Pei Zhi was particularly aggrieved: "I'm wronged, you ordered Yue Cairen to serve the bed, but Yue Cairen is an attacker in the first place, I can't go against his will and let him stay below."

Yin Yu said "Oh" in a long tune: "He wants to be on top, that's fine, I'm not an unreasonable person."

Pei Zhi had a bad feeling.

Sure enough, Yin Yu said coldly: "Since you want to be on the top so much, then as you said just now, let you work hard on the top, and I will relax and enjoy the bottom. Start, move yourself, hurry up!"

Pei Zhi looked at Yin Yu's strong arms, curled his lips and picked up the small white bottle...

Resign yourself to fate, alas.

It was not until noon on the second day that Pei Zhi opened his eyes.No one can stop him from committing suicide.He just wanted to thank God for allowing him to wake up alive, but it was another nine times last night!

000 said: "Congratulations for reaching a thousand comments, you can lie down and enjoy a piece of the past."

"TV series, come on."

"The past begins."

A little Yin Yu appeared in front of Pei Zhi's eyes again.This time she was only four or five years old, with a white dumpling, big and round eyes, unnaturally long eyelashes, red lips and white teeth, she looked like a little girl.

Little Yin Yu wrote big characters, walked over and handed her hands to Concubine Yu, but she didn't dare to raise her head.Concubine Yu didn't even look at it, and slapped his handwriting out: "The writing is so ugly, write ten more."

"Yes." Little Yin Yu's eyes were watery for a moment, but he bit his lip and didn't cry, and sat back to write obediently.

Pei Zhi felt distressed.Why is his little Yin Yu being bullied all the time?

As soon as the picture changed, little Yin Yu followed several princes out of the Hall of Mental Cultivation, and several concubines rushed forward, each hugging their own children.Xiao Yinyu saw a concubine walking towards him, thought it was Concubine Yu, and opened her hands happily.The imperial concubine walked past him and hugged the child behind him.Xiao Yinyu hugged herself, and lowered her head even lower.

The screen turned again.Little Yin Yu was playing in Concubine Yu's bedroom. When he saw Concubine Yu sleeping, he walked over lightly, put his small face in Concubine Yu's arms, and grinned.

The screen disappears.

Pei Zhi sniffed, very angry.Why should Yin Yu, who is as daring as he is, have to suffer such a big grievance.

"What's the situation with Concubine Yu? Since you want to adopt Yin Yu, why don't you treat Yin Yu better?" Pei Zhi helped her waist to get out of bed, "She must be glad that she died early, otherwise I must make her look good!"

000 said: "You can travel back and beat her."

"good idea."

Xing Yuan came in and brought him a bowl of porridge: "Your Majesty has an order. You should eat this bowl of porridge to fill your belly when you wake up, and you are not allowed to eat anything else. Your Majesty said that he will take you to a place after he finishes his work."

The emperor worried so much, he didn't even care how much he ate.Pei Zhi was hungry for a long time, he ate up the meal, and even scraped the bottom of the bowl several times.Seeing how pitiful he was, Xing Yuan secretly stuffed him with a fruit.He took it and swallowed it in one gulp, startling Xing Yuan.

"It has always been easy to go from frugality to extravagance, but difficult to go from extravagance to frugality." Xing Yuan sighed, "Master, before, no matter how many things he did, he only ate a bowl of rice. Now that he eats more and more, if he wants to go back to the way he was before Appetite is not easy."

Pei Zhi nodded, listening to the chaos outside, asked what's the matter.

"A slave in the palace is missing. It turned out to be quite respectable. His godsons have asked His Majesty's will and are looking for him all over the palace."

Pei questioned who it was, and Xingyuan said it was an eunuch named Erbao. Pei Zhi had never heard of it, so he didn't bother.

He went back to the bed and lay down for a while, and when Yin Yu came over, he was not allowed to get out of bed, wrapped him in a cloak, picked him up horizontally, and sent him into the carriage.

The carriage drove quickly from the door of Yue Cairen's bedroom for more than an hour before stopping.Along the way, Pei Zhi was bullied by Yin Yu all the time, from head to toe.Finally, when the curtain of the car was lifted, he realized that he had already arrived outside the palace.

What Yin Yu brought him was an empty street with pavements on both sides, but the doors were closed.The street is not long, and it takes at most half a quarter of an hour to walk slowly.

"Your Majesty, did you bring me here?"

"Mr. Hao Gui was talking in his sleep. I don't know what it means to open a street of food, but I can still afford a street." Yin Yu put a thick stack of land deeds in his hand, "Because your food and grass, The soldiers in the frontier can eat and drink enough, this is my reward for you."

Pei Zhi looked at the shops, there must be at least a thousand shops, he looked at the land deeds in his hand in disbelief, he turned into a big landlord who didn't have to do anything, just waiting to get money every day?

"Why, don't you like it?" Seeing Pei Zhi's blank expression, Yin Yu thought he didn't give the right gift. He thought for a while and said, "If you think this street is too small, I'll ask someone to clear Beishi for you later." come out."

"It's not young, it's not young!" Pei Zhi jumped up and hugged Yin Yu's neck, and quickly kissed him several times on the face like a chicken pecking rice.Yin Yu was afraid that he would fall, so she stretched out her arms to support him.

"Your Majesty, will you give me whatever I want?" Pei Zhi asked happily.

Yin Yu solemnly said, "That's not necessarily true. If you want to leave me, I won't agree."

Pei Zhi smiled and said, "It would be great if His Majesty gave me some more help."

"It's ready for you." Yin Yu clapped her hands, and all the closed shops opened one after another. The shopkeeper and the servants came out and kowtowed to them. "I don't know what you want to do, but you can just ask me for what you need."

Pei Zhi hugged him and kissed him fiercely again.

This street, Pei Zhi plans to build a street of snacks, such as mahua, rabbit head, small potatoes, roasted corn, hot pot, barbecue, fried shrimp tail, big plate chicken, all must be available.

He wants everyone to follow him to eat fat!

While he was enjoying himself, he suddenly saw Yin Yu's face turned pale and he couldn't stand upright anymore. He supported Yin Yu and hurriedly gave Yin Yu a diagnosis and treatment.But the strange thing is that there is nothing wrong with Yin Yu's health, but for some reason she suddenly has a headache.

"His Majesty?"

It took a while for Yin Yu to recover. Seeing Pei Zhi standing in front of a shop, he frowned: "Where is this place? Are we out of the palace?"

Pei Zhi was surprised: "Isn't this the street you gave me?"

The doubts on Yin Yu's face flashed away, and soon returned to normal, as if he was in a trance for a while, and remembered everything by now.

Back in the palace, with Yin Yu beside him, he turned over the signboard of Concubine De.Pei Zhi gave him a big roll of his eyes, and sat still.The enemy does not move, and neither does Yin Yu.

Both waited for the other to go first.Pei Zhi had no way to immobilize the palace people under Yin Yu's nose.Yin Yu, on the other hand, wanted to follow Pei Zhi to see how Pei Zhi transformed from a talented person into a concubine.

The two of you looked at me and I looked at you, but no one moved.They were not in a hurry, but the eunuch in the respect room was very anxious.

Why is Your Majesty flipping other people's brands in front of Yue Cairen?Looking at Yue Cairen's expression, he knew that Yue Cairen was unhappy.In case they are used to spread fire in the future, what should I do?

Since His Majesty has flipped the sign, let's go.The concubine de concubine has been notified, what are you doing sitting here with Yue Cairen?

The eunuch in the respect room was so impatient that he kept peeking at the two of them.In the end, Pei Zhi couldn't help it, and said that he was going to clean the room.As a result, she went there for half a day and never came back. Yin Yu knew she had been duped, so she ran to check, but there was no one there.

He rode a fast horse to give chase.Even if Pei Zhi ran from here, with such kung fu, he would not be able to run very far, and he would definitely be able to catch up on horseback.But he rushed all the way to the palace of Concubine De, but he didn't see Pei Zhi's shadow.

Before entering the door, he asked the guard guarding the door: "Did Concubine De just go in?"

The guard said: "Your Majesty is seriously ill, she has been on the bed and never went out."

"Can more talented people go in?"

"Returning to Your Majesty, Yue Cairen did not come here."

Yin Yu walked around the bedroom in bewilderment, there was no dog hole here for Pei Zhi to drill, did this guy get in through the wall?

And at this time in the house.

Pei Zhi got a bottle of red nutrient solution from the system, and put it in his mouth to act as a blood bag. "Don't give it to me now, wait for my notice, and if I say yes, you put it in your mouth. I'll wait for him to come and spray him with blood."

000 said contemptuously: "If you still do it, aren't you afraid of losing yourself?"

Pei Zhi is fearless: "In the whole world, his second child, my eldest, what am I afraid of?"

After thinking for a while, he said again: "I don't play too hard, I just spit a few mouthfuls of blood in front of him, so that he can also know how powerful I am. I'm someone who can lose other vests at any time, so tell him not to mess with me." God let this one accompany you to eat, and let that one sleep."

As soon as Yin Yu entered the door, Hui'er leaned over and cried to guide him in: "Your Majesty, you are here, please save our master. The imperial doctor has already called in, but the master's health is getting worse and worse. Look, can you invite the Queen's master to see our master?"

I knew that Concubine De's health was getting worse and worse, but Yin Yu only regarded it as a trick played by Pei Zhi and never took it to heart.But when he saw Concubine De lying on the bed with her face as white as paper, coughing dead, his heart trembled somewhat.

"Are you afraid of coughing up your conscience?" Yin Yu tugged at his ear.

Pei Zhi deliberately coughed on him, and spewed out a mouthful of blood. Even Yin Yu, who believed that he was lying, was startled, and quickly hugged him to comfort him.

"Your Majesty, I can't do it anymore. Finally, please promise me one more request."

Yin Yu kept giving him smooth hands: "You say." When he was smooth, he knocked out a small thing in Pei Zhi's clothes, and he didn't care to look at it.

"The lives of the queens in the palace are not easy. If they make any mistakes in the future, your Majesty, please forgive them for this final request from the minister."

Yin Yu didn't answer.

Pei Zhi was spitting out another bag of blood when Yin Yu suddenly said, "Are you going to vomit again?"

Pei Zhi was stunned by his sudden question. Before he could answer, Yin Yu suddenly turned over and blocked his lips. His tongue deftly swept away the nutrient solution in his mouth. He subconsciously grabbed it and bit his teeth. On the bag of nutrient solution, the sweet and sour taste spread between the lips and teeth.

Yin Yu was very familiar with this taste, he closed his eyes, and quickly snatched all the nutrient solution from Pei Zhi's mouth.

He turned his head and told Hui'er: "Get out."

The palace people hurriedly retreated and closed the door.

After everyone had left, Yin Yu turned to Pei Zhi and asked, "What's in your mouth?"

Anyway, he had already been caught, so Pei Zhi answered honestly: "Blood bag." You can't talk about nutrient solution, blood bag is easy to explain, but nutrient solution can't explain clearly.

"what is that?"

"It's all kinds of blood bags, put them in your mouth, and use them as human blood."

Yin Yu shook her head: "No, I've tasted this taste before. It was served in a wine jar at that time. It's not red, it can't be blood."

Why is Yin Yu so interested in nutrient solution?A bold idea appeared in Pei Zhi's mind.He asked Yin Yu: "Since when did Your Majesty be able to see people's faces?"

"The first time Concubine De appeared in the Hall of Mental Cultivation and kissed me. I saw King Qin's face. I was able to see everyone's faces. It was that time when I held a banquet in the Imperial Garden. I ate a jar of sweet and sour wine. , and you will see it later.”

The system came out and was beaten!

It turned out that he was cheated by the system!

000 pretended to be dead and kept silent.

Pei Zhi was furious, but he was also happy for Yin Yu when he was angry.If Yin Yu can be cured of face blindness, then he will be ashamed. The face of the big lion is more important than life, but not Yin Yu.

"What exactly did you let me eat?"

Pei Zhi hesitated, not knowing how to explain.He thought for a while, and said vaguely: "It is a treasure rewarded by God, and I can't tell."

Is it Shenshui?Yin Yu was surprised, but then thought, only Shenshui can cure his illness.

"Shenshui is very precious, don't take it out and waste it casually." Yin Yu leaned over and ate the red on the corner of his mouth, which made Pei Zhi blush.Yin Yu whispered, "Don't tell anyone about this."

Just as they were whispering, the door was suddenly pushed open forcefully, Xu Wangbei burst in crying, and lay directly on Pei Zhi's body, so heavy that Pei Zhi almost lost his life.

"Brother, my little brother, you still can't hold on anymore. I'm here to see you off for the last time, woo woo woo..." After Xu Wangbei howled, he found that Yin Yu was squinting at him with unkind eyes.Then look at Concubine De, his youngest brother, who was so oppressed that he couldn't breathe, although Concubine De's face looked very pale, but Concubine De's eyes were very bright, she didn't look like someone who was dying.

He took a few steps back, knelt down on the ground, not daring to raise his head: "Your Majesty and Your Majesty pay my respects."

"If you're not serving Pei Yi, what are you doing in the palace?"

"Hearing that Concubine De is not feeling well, my father sent his ministers into the palace to have a look." Xu Wangbei was talking, when he suddenly found a paper bag in front of him.This is the paper bag he fell out of?He panicked, pretended to kowtow to leave, and took the paper bag out in his hand.

That night, Yin Yu stayed in the Imperial Concubine's Palace to rest, and the two who had just tasted clouds and rain had another night of quarreling.On the second day, when the king stopped court, Pei Zhi also fell asleep staring dazedly.

000 said: "Congratulations, some readers have hit me hard, congratulations on getting the privilege."

Pei Zhi rubbed his eyes and sat up: "Exchange the fragments of the crossing passage, and open it."

"Exchanged, opened."

Just as Pei Zhi wanted to wait for him to have a meal before leaving, his body was involuntarily brought to a luxurious palace.In this palace, he saw two people sleeping on the bed, one was Concubine Yu, and the other was little Yin Yu who was four or five years old.

Little Yin Yu slept dishonestly, kicked off the quilt, and Concubine Yu woke up immediately, tapped his little nose, smiled dotingly, and covered him with the quilt again.

Pei Zhi was dumbfounded. Didn't Concubine Yu treat Yin Yu very well? Why did she become so bad later?

Little Yin Yu woke up quickly, and Concubine Yu brought him a cup of tea and fed him water: "My dear, get up and study soon."

Xiao Yinyu pushed her hand away, looking wary: "Who are you? Don't touch me!"

The smile on Princess Yu's face froze.

Pei Zhi was also stunned.