The three thousand in the harem are all me

Pei Zhi was too shocked to move, his mouth was so wide open that his jaw almost fell off his face.

After a while, he asked the system with trembling voice: "Isn't face blindness curable? He knows these secrets himself, but I didn't say them. He won't be killed by me, right?"

The system was also shocked for a while: "This is probably an accident, you will not be punished by the system world."

"Perfect!"

"Don't be too happy. Remember, you can't take the initiative to admit to him that you are all the three thousand in the harem, let alone reveal the existence of your original world and system, understand?"

Pei Zhi was in a dilemma, he glanced at Yin Yu's piercing eyes, which were clearly intended to extract a confession by torture, how dare he not admit it?

If there is still a crossing passage, he must go back through it!Just now he demonstrated that he was fighting with himself, Yin Yu must have looked at him like a fool.He at least has to put it back on and erase this part, woo woo woo.

All face lost.

Pei Zhi felt that his head was too heavy to lift, and he moved back in small, sneaky steps, trying to slip under Yin Yu's nose.

What a shame!Leos can't lose face if they lose anything!

Even though he knew that sooner or later he would have to face Yin Yu's fury, he still wanted to hide first.

"Which foot kicked my door just now?" Yin Yu asked.

Pei Zhi's figure paused, and after a while, he realized that he ran to the door and wiped the footprints on the door with his sleeve.

While wiping, he smiled obsequiously at Yin Yu: "Just try to see if the door is strong. Your Majesty, look at how clean I wiped."

The more I talked, the more I lost my confidence. In the end, I had no choice but to beg Ai Ai for mercy: "Let me go."

Yin Yu stretched out his finger and hooked it, and Pei Zhi immediately ran over like a dog, serving tea and squeezing his shoulders.

"I don't need to pursue your crime of deceiving the emperor, but you have to explain everything to me clearly, and you are not allowed to hide anything from me in the future!"

Pei Zhi thought for a while, then cried, "Then you should hold me accountable for my crimes."

"can not say?"

"Yeah." Nodding vigorously.

"There will be punishment?"

Fuck, do you know this?Pei Zhi's eyes lit up, and he nodded vigorously again.

He can bully Pei Zhi in any way, but it's not okay for others to punish Pei Zhi!Yin Yu gave him a squinting look: "Then I'll do what I can, and investigate your crimes."

Pei Zhi: "..." The narrow-minded scumbag emperor!

Holding Pei Zhi's face, Yin Yu looked at Pei Zhi's facial features openly for the first time.Pei Zhi lied to him before that the queen's appearance was more heroic, but in his opinion, Pei Zhi was more delicate, and because Pei Zhi did too many stupid things, no matter how he saw it, he felt that Pei Zhi looked stupid.

Maybe pig spirits should not be too demanding, he remembered that Pei Zhi told him that Sun Wukong's younger brother was pig spirits, who had pig noses and ears in human form.Although Pei Zhi looked stupid, he still looked very good-looking.

He touched Pei Zhi's lips, and expressed the regret deeply buried in his heart: "I had a glimpse of your lips before, and I only remembered that they were so beautiful. Looking at them now, they are only slightly prettier than King Qin's."

Pei Zhi recalled Qin Wang's greasy lips under his sloppy beard, and felt a chill.His lips are still pretty, with moderate thickness and beauty beads.He thought angrily, what's the use of being pretty, but it's not the kind of flaming red lips that Yin Yu likes!

"It's my fault. I turned around and hung two intestines from my mouth."

Yin Yu leaned at him: "Why does the tone sound like you are not convinced?"

I couldn't hold back just now, and yelled at Yin Yu again.After realizing the situation, Pei Zhi quickly squatted down and beat Yin Yu's leg: "It's all the villain's fault. It's because the villain is ugly. If the villain is reincarnated in the future, he must look for a beautiful one and never cast it indiscriminately." .”

"It's good if you know you're wrong, I won't hold you accountable for this crime." Yin Yu was extra merciful and got Pei Zhi back.Pei Zhi's body was still not very sharp, and he didn't want Pei Zhi to squat on the ground all the time.

After feeding Pei Zhi two sips of hot tea, seeing Pei Zhi's guilty conscience slowly recede and he was about to be embarrassed again, Yin Yu glared at him hard, and then he became honest again.

"I'm still angry, making you a queen makes you cheaper. From now on, you are a talented person. A talented eunuch was originally just a eunuch who served others, but thanks to my favor, you have wealth and glory, understand?" ?”

Pei Zhi immediately blinked at him: "Understood! I must serve His Majesty well and let His Majesty calm down." He was simply a clever little ghost.

Since His Majesty still wants to play the script of Three Thousands in the Harem, he is more than happy to accompany him!

"Well, back off."

Pei Zhi quickly ran out, God, he lost all his face and dignity.Yin Yu, a cunning and black-bellied fellow, has recovered from his prosopagnosia and still keeps silent, looking at him with cold eyes. This kind of person is too scary!

Running back to Yuecairen's palace in one breath, Pei Zhicai regained his strength and asked 000: "Aren't you too deceitful? You said that the emperor has no feelings, but he is very emotional, because he fell in love with him because of a sausage mouth. Two! You said that the emperor is face blind, but he will be fine in a blink of an eye, quietly watching my performance! Your skills are also very deceptive, you change your clothes when you sneeze, you travel back for 2 minutes, and you don’t bring a maid when you go out. What can you do, keep holding me back."

000 resorted to his trump card: "My dear, the suggestion here is that you can go back."

Pei Zhi was stunned for a while, before he slammed his fist on the pillar and wailed: "I can't go back, I'm in love with him."

"Actually, you're just ashamed. He's cured of face blindness, which is a good thing for you. Anyway, he likes you. You can live more comfortably in the harem from now on."

Pei Zhi nodded: "Yeah, I've lost all my face, and I can indeed feel more at ease."

He wiped away the tears in his heart, and called the palace servants: "I heard that the Imperial Dining Room has a new sweet soup, give me three servings."

The palace man went out for a while, and Xing Yuan, the eunuch in charge of the palace, came over and said, "Master, the sweet soup tastes really good, but the queen master is ill, so we want three sweet soups at once, isn't it too good?"

Pei Zhi was sad, he just wanted to eat something sweet, but he heard that he didn't care about anything, he must eat three servings of sweet soup.

Xing Yuan had no choice but to go to the imperial dining room together with Yu You, the palace maid who had just reported to him.Xing Yuan wanted to find His Majesty, so he took Yu You to take a small path that almost no one would walk.Passing by Fengyumen, they saw a guard stepping on a ladder and wiping the plaque. The two of them took a closer look, and saw that the guard was not wiping the plaque, but seemed to be scratching the words on it with a knife.

The guard heard their footsteps, looked back, put the knife in his sleeve, took out a piece of cloth, and pretended to wipe the words on it.

When the two walked away, Yu Youcai said: "The words on the plaque are golden, isn't that person scratching the gold powder?"

"The palaces on this road are not inhabited, and no one walks on this road every day. Can the plaque on the door here be made of real gold?" Xing Yuan urged, "Hurry up, the master should wait for a while. gone."

The two went to see the little thin man, who reported the news to Yin Yu.

Yin Yu is not happy anymore, face blindness is cured, he told Pei Zhi such a big news, this guy turns his head and eats after hearing it?

"Eat, let him eat!" Yin Yu wanted to smash the table angrily, "Didn't he want to eat sweet soup, go and put some Coptis chinensis in it for him, and tell him that if you can't finish eating, you are against the order."

The little thin man felt puzzled, he had never understood Yin Yu's attitude towards the concubines in the harem.However, it doesn't matter what he thinks, as long as he does as he is told.

He came out to inform Yuan Xing of Yin Yu's order, and the latter was also puzzled.His Majesty asked him to stare at what the Yuecai people ate, and to report everything in detail. He thought that His Majesty cared about their master, but the sweet soup turned bitter, which didn't seem like caring.

Following His Majesty's instructions, Yuan Xing went to the imperial dining room to make three "sweet soups" and presented them to Yue Cairen.Pei Zhi picked it up and took a bite. He was so bitter that he almost stuck out his tongue.

"Don't eat it, withdraw it for me."

Xing Yuan repeated His Majesty's oral instructions.

Pei Zhi slapped the table and was furious!He remembered that before Yin Yu didn't allow the queen to eat too much food, and made the concubines starve for a few days, so it turned out that Yin Yu started to bully him silently!

"Master, eat quickly, don't make His Majesty angry."

Pei Zhi ate three bowls of "sweet soup" with tears in his eyes, and lay back on the bed depressed, planning to think of a way to bully Yin Yu as well.As soon as he lay down, Xing Yuan said: "Your Majesty also said that you can't lie down immediately after eating, you have to get up and go to the Imperial Garden and walk around the lake."

"I can't, I'm full, my body doesn't work at all, my footsteps are very heavy, I just want to sleep." Pei Zhi yawned and refused to move no matter what he said.Anyway, Yin Yu was not in front of him, and the palace servants couldn't do anything to him.As for the crime of resisting the decree, he didn't believe that Yin Yu could really charge him.

Seeing that he couldn't persuade him, Xing Yuan turned his head and went out to call all the palace people in the palace, they knelt down on the ground in unison, and then started crying.Crying so deeply that the heavens were moved, he persuaded Yue Cairen to give them a way out with tears in his nose.

What else can Pei Zhi do, he has to go out for a stroll.He only brought a little maid holding tea, and the Imperial Garden was next to Chuxiu Palace, and he wanted to take this opportunity to sneak to Chuxiu Palace to rest.

Arriving at the imperial garden with heavy steps, Pei Zhi sent the palace servants who followed him to run errands, and slipped into the rockery by himself, planning to find a place where no one could see to change his clothes.

When he first entered the rockery, he faintly heard someone calling him.He looked back and saw no one, so he hurried in.

Indeed someone called him.It was Yuecai who used to work together, called Erbao, who was originally a palace servant in the imperial court, but was sent out later because his hands and feet were not clean.But after all, he worked as a errand in the imperial court, so he didn't have a hard time after he came out, and took a errand in the imperial garden.

Er Bao saw Yue Cairen go in, and there were many circles in the rockery, so he didn't follow, thinking that Yue Cairen would have to come out of this entrance later, he just waited aside.

Who knew, after a while, the one who came out was not Yue Cairen, but Xue Meiren.

Beauty Xue was arranging her clothes while walking.Er Bao hid behind a big rock. When Xue Meiren walked past him, he clearly saw that there was a hickey on Xue Meiren's neck.

He couldn't contain his excitement for a moment.Look what a great secret he has uncovered!Not long after Meiren Xue was released from the cold palace, His Majesty has only had the honor of being with Hao Guiren in the past few days, so how did the hickey on Meiren Xue's neck come about?

What are Xue Meiren and Yue Cairen going to do in the rockery? Why don't they bring the palace people with them?

Is it really what he thinks in his heart?

This may be a good opportunity for him to make a comeback!Erbao greedily looked at Xue Meiren's back as she went away, raised her legs and ran towards Dongnuange.When he arrived at the East Nuan Pavilion, the palace servants in front of the imperial court naturally refused to let him in, nor would they help him pass the news.

When he was helpless, he happened to meet Pei Yi and Xu Wangbei coming out of the hall together.He hastily stopped the two of them, and said anxiously: "My lords please be safe, I have something urgent and want to meet His Majesty, can my lords help a group of slaves?"

Pei Xu and the others directly skipped him.

He followed quickly again, and said in a low voice: "What the servant wants to say is beneficial to both the queen and the concubine De."

Pei Yi still walked forward, but Xu Wangbei stopped: "What are you talking about?"

"What does a slave know about what you do to him?" Pei Yi turned around and pulled Xu Wangbei.

While the two were arguing, Er Bao hurriedly said: "The servant caught Xue Meiren having an affair with Yue Cairen."

Xu Wangbei danced excitedly: "Really, do you have evidence?"

"What I saw with my own eyes is definitely not false, so I came here to report to His Majesty. If the two adults are willing to help me meet His Majesty, I will be credited with both of you."

Xu Wangbei rubbed his hands.

Pei Yi reminded him in a low voice: "Don't be stupid. The result of reporting such secrets is nothing more than getting promoted and getting rich. Knowing about it will cost you your head."

"Yes, yes, yes." Although Xu Wangbei was very dissatisfied with Pei Yi, he was more convinced of Pei Yi's brain.

But he didn't want to let go of this good opportunity to help Concubine De.He grabbed Erbao and said: "Why did you come here to file a complaint? At that time, you should have given them both a knife and a sword. Finish them on the spot, and then go to His Majesty to receive the reward."

"How dare this slave?"

Xu Wangbei said: "What are you afraid of? Killing people is nothing more than raising a knife with your hand. I have killed a lot. Let me tell you, you will..."

Pei Yi interrupted him: "This father-in-law, I really want to make such a contribution. Let's move around and talk. It's not convenient for people to come and go here."

Er Bao said: "Master Pei is more careful."

"Then the two of us will go ahead first, father-in-law, take a circle around the veranda over there, and see you in front of the Pinghe gate."

"The slave obeys."

The Gate of Peace is the most remote and desolate place in the Outer Palace, where there are not even guards guarding the gate.Er Bao rushed over and saw that the two adults were already waiting, so he greeted happily.Xu Wangbei asked him what he knew, but he didn't dare to tell the whole story, but just repeated that what he said must be true.

Xu Wangbei also planned to scare him a few more words, forcing him to tell what he knew.Before he opened his mouth, Pei Yi, who was a civil servant, walked behind Erbao calmly, covered Erbao's mouth neatly, and stabbed Erbao twice in the back of the heart.

Erbao fell down without a sound, Xu Wangbei was dumbfounded.He always thought that he was a hero who kills without blinking an eye, but he didn't expect that the real one was Pei Yi who was holding a pen all day long. This guy killed people without blinking an eye, he was brutal.

"It's a serious crime for the two of us to know about this matter. So this person has to be removed, understand?"

Xu Wangbei nodded his head in fright.

Here, Pei Zhi went to Xue Meiren's place, and just after a short rest, 000 said: "The villain has been dealt with."

"Don't the villains in our Dajinjiang need me to do it myself?" Pei Zhi beat the bed happily, as if the villains were basically not under his care, and he didn't know who would help him deal with them. "Tell me, is there any reader, because the IQ of our villains here is too low, so they give us a negative. Anyway, I always did this before."

As soon as he finished speaking, 000 said again: "Because the protagonist only cares about love and romance, the villains can't get in touch with them. So there are ten readers who are very negative, and two villains have been set up."

He raised his hand and gave himself a decisive slap, making the stinky mouth slap.

The palace servants came suddenly to deliver the decree, and Yin Yu ordered him to prepare the dinner himself.He was so angry, did Yin Yu know that he came here to rest, and deliberately found him a job.

He went to the kitchen and tossed for more than an hour before he came up with a table of good dishes.

Yin Yu followed the scent and came over.Pei Zhi invited him to sit down, saw him move his chopsticks, and quickly took a bite of the food himself.Cooking is really physical work, especially when cooking, there are people standing behind you, and you are not allowed to taste the food in advance all the time. After cooking this meal, you will be even hungrier.

"Aifei, do you know why I promised to keep you back then?"

Pei Zhi chewed the vegetables, thinking, this is going to be a harem script.Who is afraid of whom!He swallowed his food and said weakly: "I am dull."

"When you were presented to Zhen, you were wearing a tulle, with a thin waist that didn't fit your grip. You looked very attractive through the tulle. That's why I kept you here." Yin Yu glanced down and said displeasedly. , "Look at you now, the new clothes you just put on are supported again. Now my stomach, let alone not enough to hold it, I can't even hold it with my arms."

"Exaggerated, exaggerated." Pei Zhi panicked with embarrassment, "It's just two layers of meat, don't increase its value."

"I don't care if others eat it, but you, a person who serves the king with beauty, are you qualified to eat it?" Yin Yu raised her eyebrows and asked.

Pei Zhi reluctantly put down his chopsticks.He wanted to eat, but he also wanted to make things perfect.Since he wants to play Meiren Xue, he should be loyal to Meiren Xue's character design.

He sat blankly for a while, and found that Yin Yu's face was still not good-looking, and he kept staring at him.

He tilted his head: "Huh?"

"Cauliflower."

"Oh, yes yes yes." Pei Zhi quickly stood up, picked up a piece of braised pork for Yin Yu with his chopsticks, and Yin Yu looked at him in horror.

He continued to tilt his head: "Huh?" Why didn't you eat, why did you look at him as if he had killed someone?

Yin Yu's eyes were red with anger, and it took him a long time to find his voice. He asked Pei Zhi in pain: "Little pigs are so cute, you actually let me eat them?"

Pei Zhi: "..." Is it cute?Your queen has a head every day.

Seeing Yin Yu's eyes full of anger and intolerance, he thought that maybe this guy had stopped eating pork recently.Why make things difficult for the scumbag emperor? If the scumbag emperor doesn't eat it, he can do it if he can't eat it himself.He put the braised pork into his mouth indifferently.

This time, Yin Yu was no longer frightened.Instead, he slapped him directly on the back. Unable to bear the force, he spat out the braised pork in his mouth.

Before he could complain, Yin Yu had already accused him.

"We humans have brotherhood and fellowship."

"Ah?" Pei Zhi wiped his mouth with a cloth towel, yes, he has it too.

Yin Yu was trembling with anger: "How can you eat piglets?"

Pei Zhi licked his lower lip, which still smelled of meat: "The key is that it is delicious. If you don't eat pork, don't you feel that you have regrets in life?" Seeing Yin Yu's face turning blue, he hurried to remedy it, "Mr. Can you eat less in the future?"

"No, I can't eat a single bite!"

Pei Zhiku nodded, okay, respect Yin Yu's eating habits, if you don't eat, don't eat.

Yin Yu was worried, and made another decree, ordering the imperial dining room not to buy pigs after buying them, and the pigs that have not been slaughtered in the palace now will be taken to Nanshan to be released.

"Aifei, you have to be more careful yourself, don't think that you look down on other pigs because you have such a high position."

Pei questioned, what is this talking about?A high position means that he was named a beauty by Yin Yu?Does he think highly of pigs, does it have something to do with whether he has a high position?

Yin Yu was still educating him, with a heavy tone: "Be a human being."

Pei Zhi was aggrieved and didn't know what to say.What happened to him, didn't he just grab a piece of meat for Yin Yu?

Hui'er came out in a hurry and led Xu Wangbei to the main hall.

"Your Majesty's health is getting worse and worse, and now she is asleep for seven or eight hours a day."

Xu Wangbei asked anxiously: "Didn't you invite the empress to see the doctor?" He always thought that the empress and concubine De were allies.

Hui'er said: "No, Your Majesty won't let you take the medicine prescribed by the Empress before, but what you are taking now is the medicine prescribed by the imperial doctor. Yesterday, the slaves went to tell His Majesty that the Master is not in good health, and His Majesty didn't come over to take a look. Only an imperial doctor was sent over."

Xu Wangbei was furious: "This is forcing me, a hero who kills without blinking an eye, to take action!"

Hui'er cried: "Sir, stop making trouble. Now it's serious to go outside and ask your mother for a miracle doctor."

Xu Wangbei went inside to take a look at Concubine De, then came out in a hurry, planning to invite the queen, or go outside to find a famous doctor, just as he was thinking, someone called him.

He looked back, but it was an acquaintance.Lujia Lule used to come to his house to play.

The two chatted a few words, Lu Le looked around, and secretly stuffed something into Xu Wangbei's hand. "This is a treasure given by the abbot that can make monsters appear. You have the relationship with Concubine De, so it is easier for me to move around in the harem than me. You should find a way to spread this layer of medicinal powder on the queen."

Xu Wangbei quit: "You think I'm stupid."

"Don't think that you are harming the empress, you are saving Concubine De. The Empress is possessed by a monster, which not only confuses Your Majesty, but also absorbs the yang energy of everyone in the harem. Concubine De is weak, so she will be the first to suffer. Lule said sincerely, "What do I think about Concubine De, you still don't trust me?"

"No, nonsense?" Xu Wangbei hesitated holding the paper bag.

Lule said: "I'm not lying to you. If he wasn't a monster, you would have been beaten at most. You have been beaten much more, and you have already developed the indestructible body of a diamond. What are you afraid of? If he is a monster, you will save him." What a bargain, your brother."

Xu Wangbei hesitated for a long time, but still stuffed the paper bag into his arms.

Xu time.

After eating at Meiren Xue's place, Yin Yu happily delivered an order for Yue Cairen to serve her at bedtime.He lived very comfortably today, this is the taste of enjoying the three thousand beauties in the harem!

On the other side, Pei Zhi was half dead with anger.

"Yin Yu's bastard, you see who he picks, Xue Meiren, criminal slaves, Yue Cairen, eunuchs, are all easy to bully masters. Why didn't he pick Concubine De, Empress, and Lu Xuan to serve him? Him?" Pei Zhi scolded, while his subordinates kept grinding the medicine powder, divided it into two parts, sprinkled one part in the teapot, and wrapped the other part in paper and hid it on his body.

"What's this?" 000 asked.

Pei Zhi snorted: "Dementor medicine. Think about it, what is the biggest highlight of Yue Cairen's personality in my place?" Yin Yu dared to let Yue Cairen sleep, Yue Cairen is not so easy to bully.

Tonight, he will let Yin Yu know that the one in front of him is not in vain!