I have special transcendence skills

Chengnan Temple is a famous scenic spot in Nandu City. It is backed by the river bank scenery belt, integrating scenic spots, snacks, and riverside sightseeing. The pavilions and pavilions on the street all have a cheap ancient flavor. It is made by pouring reinforced concrete.

Whether it is an antique building, the ancient flavor is deep or not, and it does not affect the good mood of the two. Teacher Xiao Ming watched Baidu Encyclopedia while walking and gave an introduction. Liao Guang listened carefully, and the two enjoyed themselves happily.

Xiao Ming: "The Jiangnan Gongyuan is in front of it. I checked it out. Dianping said that it is best to buy a package ticket. In addition to seeing the Gongyuan, you can also take a boat tour. The night view here is quite beautiful."

Xiao Ming: "But it's still broad daylight. We'll have to wander around for at least half a day in the evening, just to taste the local delicacies."

Liao Guang: "Well, okay, I'll listen to you."

People's thoughts cannot withstand teasing. Once they become dirty, they will no longer be as pure as they used to be, and rush to the level of filth in public toilets. Teacher Xiao Ming is a mature adult with several love experiences. It won't be particularly obscene or obscene, but I have to sigh, hey, Daoist Liao's voice is really Su, and his attitude is also good, and he is very fond of it.

Fortunately, he is a Huoju Taoist who can get married, otherwise he will lose money.

After visiting the Jiangnan Gongyuan, the scenic spots were basically gone, but it was still early in the day, and there was still more than an hour before we could have lunch. Teacher Xiao Ming checked on his mobile phone where there was something to do.

Xiao Ming: "Now it happens to be during the Chengnan Temple Lantern Festival, do you want to see it?"

Liao Guang: "Lantern Festival? The lanterns left over from the Lantern Festival?" You can't stay here for a few months, right?

Xiao Ming: "Of course not. It seems to be an event for promoting art or inheriting handicraft skills. It seems to be quite big." He handed his mobile phone to Liao Guang, and many people went to the lantern show to check in and take pictures. mostly.

Liao Guang: "OK."

His personality seems to be a bit cool, he doesn't talk very much, and often solves it with one or two words. It is also because Mr. Xiao Ming is good at communication, so it is not awkward to be with him.

Teacher Xiao Ming doesn't mind at all, master, you have to have a little temper.

……

There are many people in the Lantern Festival, and there are also many ghosts. In the eyes of the two people with yin and yang eyes, the world is different. In addition to the sea of ​​people, they can also see the sea of ​​ghosts. Like transparent jellyfish crowded together in the vast ocean.

"This one! This one is exactly the same as the one I saw when I was a child!"

"Oh, you stepped on someone's foot."

These ghosts are still good, but some ghosts who lack sanity or like mischief are more terrifying. Like lanterns, they hang themselves on trees, and when they look up, they can see two empty legs above their heads.

Xiao Ming & Liao Guang: "..."

Looking back, Zhang Xiaoming could even see the white skirt in the ghost mountain and ghost sea. It was the one who followed him from the beginning and was often locked out of the door by the enchantment. God knows when she followed him to the Chengnan Temple.At this time, the white skirt's expression had turned into "QAQ", being crowded by all kinds of ghosts, making it difficult to move.

Xiao Ming: "Uh, shall we continue watching the lanterns?"

Liao Guang: "Look, why don't you look at it." As he spoke, he naturally pulled up the sleeves of Mr. Xiao Ming's casual clothes. It would be disgusting for two big men to hold hands, and it's normal to grab the sleeves.

Xiao Ming didn't think there was anything wrong, if he didn't catch them, they would all be scattered by the ghosts!

"ah!"

Suddenly there was a small sound coming from the side, I don't know if it was from a human or a ghost, but it didn't disturb the two of them, and they walked happily.

Lanterns can be divided into two categories, those that can be sold and those that are not, but most of them can be bought except for a few exquisite works of art that are tightly protected by glass shelves.Some of them have clearly marked prices, these are more expensive, and not many people are interested in them, and some are given as gifts for games, 20 yuan for five rings, whichever is the one in the set.

Whether it's rings or sandbags, these small games are always the same. There are many people who watch them and play them. Zhang Xiaoming glanced at them first and didn't think much about them. Lantern, I will give it to you."

After the words came out, there were some refusals, and several rounds of Tai Chi were played between "I dare not dare", "How is this so embarrassing" and "Let me do my best as a landlord". Forget it, they can play the ring game, if they hit the trap, they will take it back, and if they don't hit it, it will count.

The ghost knows how their agreement was reached, it's a little boyish, and a little fun.

……

Xiao Ming held five rings in his hand: "I have to show you a hand." He said, "I used to be good at rings." allow.

Teacher Xiao Ming is handsome, and he has appeared in variety shows, and from time to time in the reprinted videos of Moments □□ space, many people saw that his face was familiar, and the handsome little brother appeared in tourist attractions, and he attracted a lot of attention in a short while Young and beautiful girl.

"Ah! Little brother is so handsome!"

"Is it a star? It looks familiar!"

"Waiting for his little brother is also so handsome, he really shines in the crowd, okay? Do handsome guys only be friends with handsome guys these days?"

Teacher Xiao Ming ignored everyone's comments, mainly because there were too many people talking about him, and there were female ghosts who came up to join in the fun. Carrying a magic weapon can keep the female ghost out.In a corner that he couldn't see, Liao Guang's knife-like eyes swished at the female ghost. The girls on the periphery were even more excited when they saw it. Some clasped their hands and their hearts were pounding!

Wow!Those sharp little eyes!

It is said that a serious man is the most handsome, and Teacher Xiao Ming is like that. He even took off his big coat and wore a light blue vertical striped shirt inside. For convenience, he also folded up the cuffs, revealing his fair skin and smooth lines. forearm.He holds four ferrules in his left hand and one in his right.

Look for the nearest one, throw—

"Ah, I missed."

"It's a pity, it's almost there."

Teacher Xiao Ming concentrated and held his breath, I will throw it again——

The miracle did not happen. He lost all five rings but got nothing. He was quite embarrassed and stood there touching his chin: "I didn't play well today." Then he said to the boss, "Ten more rings."

Of course the boss was happy, he scanned Alipay and got ten rings.

Liao Guang stepped forward and said, "Mr. Xiao Ming, let me try."

Zhang Xiaoming gave him the ring: "Be careful, the bottles here are farther away than other stores, and it's hard to catch them."

Liao Guang nodded sharply, and waited to stand outside the fence for a while, but then paused, his eyes moved up and down, left and right, as if to determine whether he was standing in the right position and whether the angle of the shot was appropriate.

"I'll find out how I feel first." After the first circle was thrown, it was very close to the bottle, and it was almost caught.

Not to mention Zhang Xiaoming's pity, even the onlookers sighed, only the shop owner was very proud, he thought: This can make you fall for it?I am very particular about placing the bottles. The interval is large, the distance is long, and the circle is still small. One out of ten is amazing. Do you really think you have the eyes of a falcon?

But at the same time, he was very satisfied with the effect of the two young and handsome guys coming to the ring. Didn't you see a group of beauties around?According to his experience, after these two handsome guys finished playing, many beauties would spend money to play, and he won't lose money for the extra money.

The shopkeeper was immersed in imaginary happiness, and the crowd was in an uproar: "I've hit it——"

Shopkeeper: Huh?

He turned his head and opened his eyes wide, and saw the scene that made his eyeballs bloodshot: No, it's impossible——

Liao Guang seemed to have been connected to Ren and Du's two veins. After the first missed "Looking for the feel", he basically meant where to put it. At first, he tried a few times on the outside, and then drove straight in, and went straight to the enemy. Right in the middle of the camp.It’s impossible for the booth to be full of lanterns. In addition to lanterns, there are all kinds of plush toys, such as big stupid bears, salted ducks, and even a solitary bottle at the most tricky port at the farthest angle from people, representing a handheld.

Zhang Xiaoming doesn't play games, but he heard the onlookers talking about the X-box. These days, the vendors are so advanced, and the gift rings are very high-end. Of course, no one can get them by default.

After setting up two lanterns, Liao Guang opened his golden mouth: "What do you want?"

Zhang Xiaoming was overwhelmed by his miraculous skills, and was in a trance when he was asked, so that he said something that he wanted to slap himself in the mouth: "Uh, the big hamburger on the right?"

The imagination of those who make plush toys these days can be called a powerful and unconstrained style. In addition to various animal toys, there are also various food toys. Young gourmets can’t resist the latter.

Liao Guang: "Okay."

So he set up hamburgers, French fries, roast duck, and penguins, one for each, and the face of the shopkeeper became darker, while the crowd of onlookers made a tidal wave, most of them cheered softly.

There is one circle left, Liao Guang said: "There is only one last chance, what do you want?"

Hearing Liao Guang's words, Teacher Xiao Ming just woke up like a dream. He was like a wandering soul just now. After Liao Daochang showed his amazing ring technique, he began to faint. For a while, he felt that he really shouldn't be bragging just now. It's all right now, his face hurts, saying that he has good hoop skills is simply showing off his cleverness in front of the master; what's more, he is thinking about it, and feels that there is something wrong with the script he took.

It is said that playing games like catching dolls and hooping well is a symbol of a strong boyfriend, so what role does he play in the script?The heroine who called 66666 next to her?

It hurt my self-esteem too much!

Xiao Ming: "No, no, no, no, pick the one you like. I'm so sorry for you." He mumbled, "It was said to be a set of lanterns, but it turned out to be a bunch of plush toys made of food..." What a sinful man he was!

Liao Guang: "It's okay, I'm very satisfied to be able to come with Teacher Xiao Ming." He paused, "And I also like those toys very much, they are very cute." People who like them must be cuter!

Liao Guang glanced at the few remaining bottles: "X-box, does Mr. Xiao Ming play games?"

Xiao Ming: "I live alone, so I can't play it even if I want to." He remembers that this kind of game is usually played by two people.

Liao Guang: "That's it. When we have time, let's play together." For example, tonight.

As soon as he finished speaking, the hoop flew out. Liao Guang was very calm and calm, as if he was sure that he could catch it.

The ferrule fell to the ground, and the meteorite hit the boss's heart.

Xiao Ming: "Ah, I hit it."

Liao Guang: "Go back and play games at night."

The two parties were not very excited yet, but the surrounding crowd cheered, and the wind and thunder were turning around. From Xiao Ming to Liao Guang, they also watched the scene of the Jedi reversal, and some girls cheered and chanted: "It's so sweet!" So sweet!"

The boss wanted to repent, but the guests were playing tricks, and there were so many people onlookers, he could only cry and watch them take away the prize. When the X-box box was taken away, Xiao Ming just opened his mouth to speak, and he chased away the plague. Waving his palm: "Rolling, rolling, I won't open the store!"

Xiao Ming: Hey, it's a bit miserable.

His compassionate Buddhist heart is about to be moved.

The beauties onlookers provided a big plastic bag for Teacher Xiao Ming to put the medium-sized toys in. The X-box was placed on the top, like the tip of the leaning tower of Pisa, and the two lanterns were held in the other hand.Daoist Liao was cuter, hugging a huge penguin that was one-third the height of a person, and he stretched his head to the other side with difficulty, trying not to block his view.

Xiao Ming: "Let's have a meal first, and send the things back after dinner."

Daoist Liao: "Okay."

……

The name of the restaurant is a decoy, called "Zuiyinglou", and it sells famous local snacks and dishes. The name is "zui", and of course it also sells wine.The store is located on a gourmet street, surrounded by restaurants of all sizes.

The man surnamed Liao who was holding the doll received numerous attentions along the way, and Teacher Xiao Ming who was carrying a lantern beside him was also cast a lot of glances along the way.

Xiao Ming called in advance and booked a private room.Under normal circumstances, the store would not give two people a separate room, and he was not trying to save face, he just knew how to play tricks, and when he called, he would say that there would be four people, not two.

It's all set, the store can't drive him out.

After sitting down, facing the eager waiter, Xiao Ming opened the menu: "Give me a bottle of Moutai, if you don't drink it, take it away."

The waiter's expression changed again and again. The two peaks of her expression were on Moutai and Baobao. It may be that she has never seen such a magical customer as Xiao Ming.

Xiao Ming: "I used to drink a little wine, but after I became a layman, I didn't drink at all. Daoist Liao must not get it wrong." Then he said, "Some shops don't accept reservations if there are not enough people, and private rooms They are more spacious than booths, and the reason why the private room is not open for two people is quite simple, that is, the turnover is not enough, and at this time, a bottle of more expensive wine will definitely be enough."

Ordering wine is a huge profit, and restaurants generally like to see people open wine.

After hearing this, Daoist Liao acted as if opening the door to a new world, and sincerely praised: "As expected of Teacher Xiao Ming, he knows so much."

Teacher Xiao Ming blushed a little, what do you mean you know a lot!

He is particularly ashamed to be praised by Liao Daochang, who has real talents and real learning.

Xiao Ming: "Let's order first, what does Daoist Liao want to eat?"

Liao Daochang: "Mr. Xiao Ming, you can order. You can order whatever is delicious here. I believe in the taste of Mr. Xiao Ming."

The gourmet teacher Xiao Ming likes this invisible rainbow fart the most, Longyan Dayue, just about to start reporting the name of the dish——

"Meow~"

"Meow meow meow meow~"

Looking down at the sound, the corridor at the door was full of all kinds of cats. Xiao Ming was annoyed for a while. He knew that cat cafes were outdated, and now there were even alpaca cafes, but it was serious. Is it inappropriate for restaurants to have cats?

After 30 seconds, he knew that his thinking was wrong. These cats were not alive, but ghosts left behind after death.

People have ghosts, as do animals, especially cats or foxes, which have been shrouded in mystery since ancient times. In ancient China, there was a legend of a cat demon with nine lives. Cats are also well known.

Liao Guang: "Cats are very spiritual animals, and they can often maintain their sanity after death." After he finished speaking, he fumbled in his trouser pocket and took out a branch of Polygonum twig.

Xiao Ming: "This is..."

Liao Guang: "Many cats in Taoist temples like Mutian Polygonum, so they wear roots to tease them."

Xiao Ming: "It seems that Daoist Liao is also a cat lover." Having said that, he had carefully put away the bodhizi beads, and the kitten at the door seemed to have sensed it and ran into the hall.

Liao Guang: "Yeah." After yelling, he threw Mutian Polygonum on the ground, and the whole room was full of "meow meow meow meow meow meow", many kittens went crazy!

……

After eating, they went shopping for a while, and they left first. There were too many things, and it was inconvenient to go shopping.It was impossible for the dolls and X-box to be placed in the temple, so Zhang Xiaoming simply took a taxi home and sent the things back first.Liao Daochang went back together, and he could take a hot bath.

The water in the bathroom was rushing, Xiao Ming was lying on the sofa playing with his mobile phone, and the small green square representing WeChat suddenly jumped out.

[Xiaomei: What are you doing? ]

[Xiaomei: You are on the trending search! ]

Zhang Xiaoming thought to himself: Hot search, what's going on?He opened Weibo, and he looked at the first 20 posts. In real time, the third post had something to do with him #丰少##相环大又#.

He sneered first: modern people are so boring, such trivial things can be trending, isn't it just a trap?It's not his trick.

After opening, the situation is different. The comments are all "ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah ah"

Teacher Xiao Ming understands very well that there are so many rotten women these days. If you make a slam film, as long as the protagonist's appearance and acting skills are basically online, it will be popular. If you change it to a socialist brotherhood, you can see it.

A small number of rotten girls have read thousands of sails, and their spirit and aesthetics have undergone transformation. They can distinguish between literary works, film works and reality, and they will not be too yummy to handsome men and men in reality, but some younger ones, newcomers The rotten girls in the pit are different.They are still in the exciting period of opening the door to a new world. When two men stand together, they are in the same frame, and they can think of sex when they shake hands.

Both Zhang Xiaoming and Liao Daochang look good, and Liao Daochang's boyfriend is strong, let's look at the captured photos——

Teacher Xiao Ming: There is nothing wrong with it, but it makes me feel gay because of the filming.

Wechat is still being refreshed. It was sent by Kung Kaen Yi, and also sent by other friends. Weibo hot searches are the face of the entertainment industry. Once airborne, the popularity may explode once. Everyone is staring.

[Xiaomei: Someone recognized you, what happened? ]

[Xiaomei: Are you really a little fresh meat?Who is this fresh meat? ]

[Xiao Ming: It's not a fresh meat, you know the person too. ]

[Xiaomei:? ? ? ]

[Xiaomei: Impossible, just for this face, if I have seen it, it is impossible not to remember, which trainee is it? ]

[Xiao Ming: It's not a trainee, it's a master, Daoist Liao who was invited by the Apple Channel last time. ]

[Xiaomei: ...]

[Xiaomei: Molesting monks, you want to blaspheme! ]

Seeing the word blasphemy, Xiao Ming's fingers twitched, thinking how could you be so good, Xiao Mei?Not only is the vocabulary rich, but it can also be used flexibly. It really hurts you to be behind the scenes, why don’t you go to the publicity group to write jokes!

He just swipe his finger on the screen twice, and "God" came out, and his young and fit body slammed into his eyes. The streamlined muscles were steaming, and Teacher Xiao Ming suddenly thought of the freshly baked roast beef tendon.

Flexible!Fresh and tender!tasty!

Liao Guang: "Mr. Xiao Ming, go and wash."

Teacher Xiao Ming was in a daze: "Oh...oh!"

Suddenly, a long, coquettish meow came from his ear: "Meow——"

Teacher Xiao Ming and Daoist Liao looked down and saw the nine forks on the little black cat's tail.