I have special transcendence skills

Teacher Xiao Ming is a master. After mocking the long-haired female ghost, he continued to chant scriptures.She showed off her long nails and scratched at Xiao Ming's face.

Zhang Xiaoming was stunned, he didn't slap someone in the face, but wanted to scratch his handsome face, it was too cruel.He pulled the female ghost's long hair and ran in the opposite direction. The female ghost was already floating in the air. Once her hair was pulled, her head bent back in a strange arc.

Seeing Taoist Liao being besieged by many ghosts, Zhang Xiaoming came up with a plan, swung his arms vigorously, and used the women's team as a mallet to rotate around him.For a while, the female ghost was beaten so hard that she couldn't find her way, and her long, bluish-purple nails left traces on the other ghosts.

Li Gui's whole body was covered with poison, especially his fingernails, which were the condensate of toxin. The other ghosts let out screams, and the shrill sound was not much better than being stabbed by the Seven Star Sword.

Blind Zhang flinched and hugged himself helplessly: "Okay, so cruel!"

Xiao Zhao: "I've seen this move before."

Blind Zhang respectfully said, "Are all of you genuine Taoist priests abusing ghosts like this?"

Xiao Zhao gave him a strange look: "No, I saw it in school, and my classmates played yo-yo like this."

Blind Zhang: Ah, fortunately, Ben Banxian and Shi Gujin also know what a yo-yo is, otherwise I would have been fooled.

It was not only the two of them who were harassed by Zhang Xiaoming's operation, but also many evil spirits, who rushed towards him with bloody spirits. The death-defying ghost stretched out its long tongue, trying to wrap around his neck, causing him to suffocate to death; The timid ghost found that neither Zhang Xiaoming nor Liao Guang could deal with him, and prepared to sneak away.

It's a pity that the enchantment that Daoist Liao set up was strong enough, just as the ghosts and the like were about to retreat, there was an unusual smell of burnt fragrance in the air, and Daju, who was still standing upright just now, seemed to have found prey, with his back arched high, With a stride, he rushed towards the ghost.

"Ahh—" I don't know how Daju jumped, his body is huge, but his steps are light. He jumped up, and his sharp canine teeth penetrated into the neck of the ghost.

Blind Zhang: "Does the cat raised by your master also carry it like this?" It can also cause harm to ghosts!

Xiao Zhao: "It's not the cat raised by the master, but the cat raised by our Taoist cloud."

The battle here was already intense, but with Zhang Xiaoming and Daju's assists, Liao Daochang was even more at ease. He only heard him chanting "The Supreme Lord is as urgent as a law", and he didn't know what magic he used. The Seven Star Sword turned into multiple swords. , Surrounding him in the middle, it has the demeanor of Zhu Xian's sword array in the movie.

"Danfeng Chaoyang, kill!"

Dozens of swords pierced into the ghost's chest.

On the other hand, the violent Zhang Xiaoming swung the big pendulum and beat the other ghosts until they couldn't even raise their heads. Those ghosts were beaten so hard that they ran away with their heads in their arms, crying for their father and mother. The sound pierced the ears, and the ghosts with shallow thoughts ascended directly to heaven.

If you really want to say it, the female ghost is the most powerful. Although there is only breath in and no breath out, she has never been saved. She even found a chance to pop out a tongue and try to wrap it around Teacher Xiao Ming's neck.

Teacher Xiao Ming: "Again?!" He is a smart man, he failed the first time he wrapped his hair around his neck, and he also failed the second time, but he was very dissatisfied with the female ghost's behavior.

"With such a long tongue, do you think you are a toad or a frog?" He was very indignant. His wide and long tongue showed that he had a long tongue. He was quite complacent before, but when he saw the female ghost, he felt that the tongue Long is cheap.

He brushed his tongue with his right hand: "Evil, it's sticky." He pulled it out forcefully.

"Ah————————" The terrifying cry made blind Zhang couldn't help hugging Xiao Zhao.

Pull, pull out tongue hell!

With the efforts of two geniuses of Buddhism and Taoism, the narrow room became a hell for evil spirits. They were rescued in various extreme ways, crying for their father and mother, ghosts crying and wolves howling. I was bitten and scratched by the big orange cat, and I don't know how many holes were poked on my body.

After a long while, Liao Daochang announced the victory of the war in a cold voice.

"Cleaned up."

……

Teacher Xiao Ming felt that he would not engage in gourmet food in the future, and he could still go to Apple Channel to apply for a behind-the-scenes planner. With his not too rich experience in ghost abuse, the whole scary supernatural program is still no problem, not to mention it is as broken as the Tokyo Horror Hospital. According to the Disney World Records, just watching the death methods of various ghosts and simulating their screams can frighten a lot of people.

Blind Zhang must be bold, pretending to be a ghost, cheating the world, isn't he trembling with fright?Like a plucked quail trembling in the wind.

Daoist Liao acted like a police uncle, and taught with a straight face: "Don't pick up money on the street, and don't do deception. The Buddhist theory of cause and effect is reasonable. If you do evil things, you will easily be haunted by ghosts."

Blind Zhang cried bitterly: "What you have taught me is that I must change my mind and start a new life."

Liao Guang: "Yes."

Blind Zhang: "Master Daoist, I have another merciless request!"

"what?"

Blind Zhang hugged Liao Guang's shiny golden thigh like a tiger and said, "Master Dao, are you still recruiting Taoists? I don't want money for the common people, and you can pay for meals yourself. Take me, Master Dao!"

Liao Guang: "..."

Xiao Zhao: "If you can enter if you want, what has become of our Taoist temple?"

Teacher Xiao Ming has seen a lot of the market, and he specializes in treating various difficult and miscellaneous diseases including faceless and skinless. If you want to get started, you have to take the Zhang Taoist certificate first, otherwise don't even think about it."

"Do you think anyone can become a monk or priest these days? Without knowledge, no one will take you no matter how much money you have, let alone you don't have that much money!"

Blind Zhang: It's too heartbreaking!

……

It took most of the day to solve the life-threatening problem, and the two adults, a child and a cat set foot on the way back to Qingliang Temple.An embarrassing atmosphere dissipated with the wind.

Teacher Xiao Ming is a bit embarrassed. He is very good at talking, shaking his burden and being clever one after another. He can talk about everything from astronomy and geography to the world, but when he walks with Liao Guang, the factor of active atmosphere dies instantly. Kind of a person, he is so ecstatic, his temperament is extremely dusty, talking to him about common things seems like blasphemy!

Daoist Liao: Ah, Teacher Xiaoming and I have partnered up. We are walking back to the temple together. The time is quiet~

Pink soap bubbles have long been floating in my heart.

Xiao Zhao doesn't know what teacher Xiao Ming is thinking, how can he not know what the senior brother is thinking?He sighed old-fashionedly again, remembering the teacher's earnest teaching: Young people should dare to pursue and fight hard. Anyway, when they enter the society, they will hit the south wall with their heads, and reality will teach you how to be a human being.

But if you don't hit the wall, you won't even have the chance to be a human being.

Xiao Zhao: "What does Brother Xiao Ming usually like to do?"

Zhang Xiaoming: "Huh?" He said embarrassedly, "I usually like to eat and drink." Life is very luxurious.

Xiao Zhao said: "Brother also likes to eat, not only likes to watch food broadcasts, but also likes to watch Tandian videos."

Liao Guang: "!!!"

Stop, shut up!

Why do you want to expose me!

"Really?" Teacher Xiao Ming was very surprised, and couldn't help but look at Liao Guang, "Impossible, Daoist Liao looks like an upright Taoist priest at first sight." He has a fairy style, the kind of carving roots and carvings when he has nothing to do.

Liao Guang: "...Yes, when I have free time, I will also open large gay dating sites."

Zhang Xiaoming: "..." Same-sex dating site?Half of the people in the entertainment industry have dirty minds. He was stunned. Daoist Liao actually used Momo?

It's wild!

Xiao Zhao: "It's Station B."

"Oh, oh oh!" Teacher Xiao Ming immediately spurned himself, his soul is too dirty, how could such an expert as Liao Daochang use that software?But Bilibili, it’s really good to keep up with the times!

In order to erase the evil thoughts just now, Zhang Xiaoming took the initiative to say: "Which blogger does Daoist Liao like? Don't look at me like this. I have a little overlap with most food bloggers. I also meet and go together from time to time at work. If you want, I can help you get autographs, and we can have a meal together."

Liao Guang: "..."

It's you, it's you, it's you!

Xiao Zhao: "..."

Before he could speak, a pair of ruthless big hands stretched out from behind, covering his lark-like chattering mouth, Xiao Zhao, who knew the current affairs, turned off the switch, hugged the slow-moving big orange, and did a lonely sucking cat man.

It's a pity that Daju didn't cooperate very well, he struggled twice and jumped out of his arms.

Liao Guang: "I actually don't have a favorite blogger." There is only one favorite.

"I simply like to eat. If Mr. Xiao Ming has any recommendations, you might as well recommend them to me. Let's go and try them together." Not "I'm going".

Zhang Xiaoming didn't understand Liao Guang's deep meaning, so he said happily: "Well, Daoist, you stay in Nandu City for a few days, and I'll take you to Weihao restaurant for a try first?" He added, "Is there any taboo? ?”

"No wine, nothing else." Liao Guang said, "You can just call me by my name. Teacher Xiao Ming doesn't need to be polite."

Zhang Xiaoming said: "Then call me, uh, Xiao Ming?"

Liao Guang: "No, no, no, it's Teacher Xiao Ming." To remove the teacher would be a blasphemy to the gods in his mind!Liao Guang answered the next question, "This time I will stay in Nandu City for a month."

"So long?" Teacher Xiao Ming was startled.

"Not too long ago. The main religious meeting of this year was held in Nandu City. The old seniors found some bad signs and needed to discuss it. In addition, they need to help Director Wang of the Apple TV station choose a site."

Master Wang is very vigorous and resolute, and of course he is also very rich. Within a few days, he was eager to change places.

Teacher Xiao Ming was very happy: "In that case, you must let me do my best as a landlord, Daoist Liao."

Liao Guang: Hey, he's also called Daoist Master, so very special.

But the birth share is the birth share, and they are already visiting the shop together. In time, he will definitely be called Xiaoguang.

Well, Xiao Ming and Xiao Guang sound like a good match.

……

By the time they returned to Qingliang Temple, Zhang Xiaoming had already lived in the temple. He even had his own small room in the monk's dormitory, complete with all the facilities. In order to maintain the small monk's dormitory, he paid A lot of incense money.

He also knew better, so he put down the change of clothes and other things, and went to say hello to Master Huineng. Qingliang Temple was closed at night, and there were no tourists. In front of Monk Huineng's room, he knocked on the door and went in, only to see another person in the plain room.

An old Taoist sat opposite Master Huineng, and the two talked face to face. Teacher Xiao Ming was stunned when he saw it: This scene is too time-traveled, right?There is no sense of disobedience in the ancient times of romance!

Master Hui Neng smiled and said, "No more, no more, half of my disciples are here."

The old way: "If you are a bad chess player, you know how to cheat."

Master Huineng chuckled and disrupted the chess game. The old master on the opposite side yelled, blowing his beard and staring.

Zhang Xiaoming: He has time-traveled even more, the Hong Qigong who is alive and well!

Before the two of them spoke, someone knocked on the door again, boom, boom, boom, the old Taoist smiled and said, "My whole disciples are here."

A whole group of apprentices changed their clothes, which made Teacher Xiao Ming stare straight at him.He had seen Daoist Liao before, either in a gown or a dero, dressed in a fairy-like way, but his body lacked the breath of modern people, as if he came out of an animation, comic book, novel, TV series, not like a real person.Now, maybe it was too provocative to wear a robe in the monastery, so he changed into a tracksuit.

Nike's bright red Gogou turned around and slammed into his eyes, making Teacher Xiao Ming's eyes hurt.White bottom, red stripes, stripes from the broad shoulders all the way down to the cuffs.Liao Daochang's skin is white, against the background of the two colors, the white is rosy, and the red is white, coupled with his natural and unrestrained eyebrows and eyes like a landscape painting.

Teacher Xiao Ming's mind exploded, Huang Zhong was destroyed, and the kettle thundered.

Daoist Liao, you are so handsome.

I think he killed seven in and seven out of the entertainment industry, saw all kinds of monsters and ghosts, so handsome, sober and refined, and very old-fashioned, Liao Daochang was the only one.

Daoist Liao, who was wearing a sports suit, was still very reliable. He described what happened before in front of the master in concise and objective language, and added the achievements of Teacher Xiao Ming in a subtle way. Suspicious of life, and Teacher Xiao Ming blushed, feeling that he hadn't played a big role.

A few compliments also made him take back a little bit of his lustful heart, not like letting go of a flying kite, floating all over the sky.He thought about the Apple TV that had problems before, and Mr. Cui, a relative of the director of the Apple TV, and Zhang Xiazi, the impoverished household he helped after thinking for a while, and asked a question very sincerely: "Master Huineng, it turns out that there are people in the world. Are there so many evil things?" No wonder "Approaching Science" is going to be filmed!

Master Huineng had no choice but to confuse the half-legged apprentices: "This meeting is held, and I implore all masters to come here." He said, "I don't know what happened recently, and such incidents follow a straight line. The upward trend, I will wait and see, there will inevitably be monsters behind it."

So I want to gather people in the circle, talk about whether they have discovered anything, and look for the common ground of various supernatural events by the way.

The rest is for the older generation. Liao Guang is useful, but he can't be allowed to talk to Master Huineng as a senior brother, so both of them were kicked out.

At this time, everything in the courtyard is silent, the bright moon is in the sky, and the melodious bells come from afar and echo in the mountains.

Liao Guang secretly looked at Mr. Xiao Ming several times, mustered up his courage and said, "There will be a meeting tomorrow morning. When we have time in the afternoon, shall we go have dinner together?"

Zhang Xiaoming: "Okay, just let me do my best as a landlord. The vegetarian food in Nanning Temple is good, and the food in Nandu City is also good."

Zhang Xiaoming: "Is Daoist Liao interested in special attractions?"

Liao Guang thought: There are only a few special scenic spots in Nandu City. Botanical gardens, mausoleums of former dynasties, and cultural attractions all over the world are the same. Go to the scenic spot, look at the heads, take a walk around, and then turn around, except for punching in and stamping , leaving nothing behind.

Liao Guang: "It's good. I read on the Internet that there is a Jiangnan Gongyuan in Nandu City, followed by a whole series of riverside scenery belts. There are many local snacks there, and you can swim in the lake at night."

Zhang Xiaoming: "Oh, you said Chengnan Temple, only Jiangnan Gongyuan is real, and the others are man-made attractions, deceptive, locals don't go, only foreigners go."

Liao Guang: "..."

Teacher Xiao Ming smiled: "But there are indeed a few good shops there, and the taste is quite good. I haven't been crowded in the temple for many years. The last time I went back to see lanterns on the fifteenth day of the first lunar month when I was a student, I went with Daoist Liao. Revisit the old place and refresh your knowledge." He joked, "Let me tell you first, if you get lost and can't find the north and south, don't blame me."

Liao Guang: "It's okay, I'm still there if I get lost."

Teacher Xiao Ming: "Huh?"

Liao Guang: "I said I lost my way and my... Gaode map!"

……

It was too late when Zhang Xiaoming came, and he didn’t see the red banner hanging at the gate of the mountain. When he got up early the next morning, the sun was shining brightly, and the banner with red background and yellow characters hung high under the eaves of Zhengdian gate. The red light is red.

Warmly celebrate the convening of the fourth council of Suzhou Religious Association!

Zhang Xiaoming: "Ah..."

He was wearing a monk's robe when he went out, and his hair was still thick. All the monks in the monastery knew that they were a half-monk with hair. The young monk Budu stepped forward and said, "Lady Zhang, what's wrong?"

Zhang Xiaoming: "No, it's just a sigh, now religious places will also pull up banners."

Budu: "That is, we must also keep pace with the times. If we are left behind by the times, we will not be able to receive believers."

"This is just a small scene. When it was rated as the first five-star religious site in Jiangsu Province last year, several TV stations came, including the municipal and provincial stations. The abbot even went to the municipal government to accept the award."

Zhang Xiaoming: "...a five-star...religious place?"

Budu: "Yes."

The two looked at each other for a while, and finally Teacher Xiao Ming couldn't bear it anymore and ran away.

The opening ceremony in the morning was for outsiders to see. Monks and Taoists from various sects gathered together. Some tourists saw the Taoist priests and muttered, why should they rent a large auditorium for this kind of religious meeting mixed with various sects, and let the Taoist priests enter. Isn't the temple an insult?

Of course they don't know that they chose the pure place of Buddhism because there is an enchantment where ghosts and ghosts cannot enter, and in modern times, the relationship between Buddhism and Taoism in China is relatively harmonious, and people with Taoist certificates don't need money to visit Buddhist temples.

Zhang Xiaoming is a layman, so naturally he will not show up at the meeting, but after the meeting is over, he will inevitably be dragged by various eminent monks to talk about his heart for a while. He has a long tongue and a natural Buddha appearance. Such a talent will not be released for a year How many!

In just one afternoon, he met all the elder monks and elders. Some high-ranking monks saw Zhang Xiaoming and smiled and patted his head.

In Buddhism, touching the head is called rubbing the top. This action comes from an action of Shakyamuni Buddha in the "Lotus Sutra".

In modern society, rubbing the top has two meanings. One is the rituals when receiving the precepts. Of course, Mr. Xiao Ming is a layman and has not received the ten precepts from the monks, so getting the top of the rubbing has another meaning.

It is said that there are monks of high morality who rub the head of Buddhist juniors, and can use their own magic power to influence the juniors, making it easier for the latter to concentrate and practice Buddhism intensively for a period of time.The top of the massage also entrusts the good wishes of the eminent monks to the little novice.

I don't know if it was a psychological effect or was really affected, but after receiving the eminent monk's massage, Zhang Xiaoming really felt that the Lingtai was much clearer.

……

In the afternoon, Zhang Xiaoming finally changed into simple clothes and came out of the temple. As soon as he went out, he saw Daoist Liao standing at the door waiting for him. The other party was actually a little younger than himself. If Zhang Xiaoming was dressed like a mature man, then he was the real one. Big boy, sweater jeans, a pair of Converse sneakers on his feet, it is no problem to mix directly into the university campus.

Not to mention the little girl passing by, even male creatures can't help but look at him a few times. Of course, the eyes of male creatures are full of hostility. Obviously, Liao Guang's appearance makes them very unhappy.

Zhang Xiaoming stepped forward quickly and said, "Just wait."

Liao Guang shook his head and said, "I'll be here soon." As he spoke, he approached Teacher Xiao Ming naturally.

Feeling the fiery and young body beside him, Mr. Xiao Ming's heart fluttered like water, oops, how long has it been since you went out with the handsome fresh meat?

This is a person who can't stand it!

It's a bit embarrassing to say, but the seemingly upright teacher Xiao Ming likes the young and handsome Xiao Xianrou the most!