I have special transcendence skills

Xiao Ming and Liao Daochang stared at a cat with big eyes and small eyes, wagging its nine tails like a cat saying hello.

Xiao Ming held him in his arms reverently, and stroked him: "This is not a ghost, I can touch him."

Liao Guang: "Well, he is a cat demon."

Xiao Ming: "Cat demon? The one in Legend of the Demon Cat?"

Liao Guang: "It's even worse. You can understand it as a cat with enlightened intelligence. He may have some magic power, but he doesn't have special supernatural powers."

Xiao Ming: "Then he came to us..."

Liao Guang: "I don't know, there may be something wrong."

The two of them stared at the cat together. He just ate Polygonum japonica and dried small fish, and he was pampering his thick hair comfortably. The eyes of the Twolegs couldn't move the demon cat, and he didn't seem to talk to them for a while. thought.

Xiao Ming: "Um, can the cat demon's words easily pass through the enchantment created by the magic weapon?"

Liao Guang was silent for a while: "Under normal circumstances it is not possible."

And it's hard to say exactly how he found here, Liao Guang is a keen person, even if they were surrounded by many cat ghosts in the restaurant in the afternoon, he was sure that he didn't have a small tail.

Suddenly, Zhang Xiaoming felt a gaze fixed on him. He raised his head and followed the feeling, and saw a pale shadow hiding behind the door frame.

When the white skirt was found, she was startled, her neck shrunk, and she tried to squeeze herself back behind the door, but her fingers were still holding on to the door frame stubbornly, and after a while of probing, her head slowly poked out again.

After staring at the cat for a long time, he fixed his eyes on Mr. Xiao Ming's face.

Xiao Ming: "..."

White skirt: "QAQ"

Zhang Xiaoming first took off the Buddhist beads in his hand, and then moved the position of the magic weapon at the door, leaving a gap for the white skirt to enter the house.

Xiao Ming: "Did you bring the cat?"

The mind of the white skirt is normal, but she can't speak, at most she can cry, she has followed Zhang Xiaoming since the first day he saw ghosts, and she hasn't been superseded, and she hasn't turned into a ghost , Teacher Xiao Ming was very puzzled at this time, he really didn't know what this female ghost was.

The white skirt nodded.

Xiao Ming: "Where did you meet him, the shop in the afternoon?"

The white skirt nodded again.

"How did you bring it back?"

The white skirt nodded her fingers, as if a little shy.

The nine-branched cat demon "meowed" and jumped down from Liao Guang's arms. His whole body was pitch black, his eyes glowed with faint green light, and he looked like a ball of black sesame seeds when he was lying in someone's arms.

In ancient Europe, people were afraid of black cats, thinking that he was a symbol of witches. In modern times, there are even cat lovers who are looking for such cats that cannot find a single hair and domesticate them.

With light and graceful steps, he leaped into the corridor with a sharp sound, followed by Mr. Xiao Ming and Liao Guang, but when he passed the corner, the cat demon disappeared.

"It's gone..."

……

After a night of fermenting, the popularity on Weibo has receded a little bit. Zhang Xiaoming and Liao Guang finally did not top the trending search list, but it does not mean that no one pays attention to them. Netizens who are crazy about crispy duck literature They moved from Weibo to BBS forums.

WeChat could no longer carry Kong Jingyi's curiosity, so he knocked on the door of Zhang Xiaoming's house the next morning.

Xiao Ming opened the door and saw Kong Xiaomei's sly eyebrows, her eyes trying to go to the door, she was very speechless: "What are you doing?"

Kong Xiaomei: "Look for Ajiao Chen from His Majesty's house."

Xiao Ming: "There is no Chen Ajiao, and there is no Golden House."

Kong Xiaomei: "Oh, what about religious people?"

Xiao Ming: "Religious people went back to the temple last night."

Kong Xiaomei sighed: "Hey, you man, why are you so ruthless? You didn't want to stay even for one night. Unfortunately, I thought you finally found the little fresh meat you like, and you are ready to sharpen your knife and rush to pigs and sheep."

Zhang Xiaoming thought: Who the hell said I was blasphemy last night?You didn't have this attitude back then, big brother!

It is said that there are nine out of ten men in the fashion industry, and the entertainment industry is not far behind. Men who engage in art always need plenty of emotions, and some have delicate nerves. All in all, it is difficult to do well without some feminine qualities. Art, although Teacher Xiao Ming is a fringe person in the entertainment industry, his work is also inseparable from the careful and meticulous emotional experience, so it is quite logical for him.

But his base is different from other people. The gay circle, especially the gay circle in the entertainment circle, is a bit casual in communication. Some people can go to bed just by shaking hands.

Teacher Xiao Ming is different. He is a gourmet with good taste. All he eats must be pure gold, nectar, and jade juice. Even if there is only a decimal temperature problem during the fermentation process, he is unwilling to eat it. Not to mention fake and shoddy products.

Continuing this attitude to the selection of a partner, it will be even more troublesome. No matter what kind of man he can pick out faults, he has a bad personality, is a baby boy, timid, not good enough in clothes, and his teeth are not white enough...

Under the high standard, Mr. Xiao Ming was forced to keep himself clean, and the number of people he talked to in the past ten years was very small, very few.

Xiaomei: "This religious person, oh no, Daoist Liao, is he cueing you?"

Xiao Ming: "It's been said that we are just friends, you are too dirty-minded."

Seeing that Kong Xiaomei believed in you, he quickly interrupted: "So does this matter affect me? Should I post a Weibo to clarify?"

Xiaomei: "What kind of influence can it have? Even if there is, it is a good influence. It just so happens that you are going to participate in a variety show. First, get a wave of popularity and get acquainted in front of audience friends."

"The public relations department of Apple TV also contacted me, saying that our hype methods are really good."

Xiaomei: "You really don't feel good, so just show off your cuteness on Weibo and say that you are ordinary friends."

Xiao Ming hesitated: "I'm worried that this will have an impact on Daoist Liao." An innocent religious person was dragged into the big dye vat of the entertainment industry, he felt sorry for Daoist Liao!

……

Daoist Liao was lying on the wooden bed in Qingliang Temple.

[Ahhhhhhhh!I'm addicted to this pair of CP, the little brother is so beautiful! ]

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[Does anyone know who the little brother in the ring is?It's really a good match with Teacher Xiao Ming! ]

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[stupid gay. ]

Report.

[The power of this boyfriend...]

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Xiao Zhao: "Eldest brother, stop swiping your phone. You haven't done your morning class yet, and you haven't fed your big oranges yet. You can't play around and lose your mind!"

Liao Guang: "Wait a little longer."

Mobile phones are so much fun.

Daju lay at Xiao Zhao's feet, stretched his graceful body vigorously, opened his mouth wide, revealing his sharp little canine teeth.Liao Guang saw it suddenly, and finally put down his phone. He remembered the nine-tailed cat demon he saw last night.

He turned over and got off the bed, put his hands under Daju's ribs, and hugged him, his plump lower body was hanging in the air, the cat was not used to being so controlled by others, and even flopped his feet.

Xiao Zhao: "What happened to Big Orange?"

Liao Guang: "It's nothing, I'll take a look at the fork on his tail."

Daju lived in the Taoist temple, listened to their chanting a lot, and occasionally participated in exorcising ghosts. He was no longer an ordinary cat. Taoist Liao picked him up and looked at him carefully, and his tail showed signs of forking.

Xiao Zhao: "Daju will soon be a cat fairy!"

Liao Guang: "It's not so easy to be a cat fairy. Even if you open your intelligence, the possibility of becoming a cat demon is far greater than that of a cat fairy."

Xiao Zhao: "Why?"

Liao Guang: "Be careful when you are a Taoist priest, don't drag your foreign language. Be careful that pilgrims think you are unprofessional." After a reprimand, he explained, "Cats and foxes are animals that are easy to become spirits. They are smart, powerful, and born with yin and yang eyes. But the fox They are cunning by nature and like to take shortcuts, so in ancient times there was a saying about vixen, they often used some yin and yang heretics to supplement their spiritual power."

Xiao Zhao: "That's a fox. Cats are different. Daju is a bit lazy, but he's not addicted to heat."

Liao Guang: "Cats don't practice double cultivation, but they can easily hurt people."

"Cats are very vengeful, which is not a bad thing, but feral cats that have grown into cats have always been wild cats with a large range of activities, rather than pet cats. They are more common, and it is inevitable that they will encounter malicious cat abuse by humans." pickle thing."

"This is actually not the cat's fault, but cats who are practicing cats will always come forward to take revenge when they see their own clan being bullied, or they are injured, or even their favorite humans are injured. Cats that harm human lives cannot become immortals, too... "

Of course, Liao Guang was stunned before the four words came out. He thought of the cats all over the ground that he saw yesterday, and the nine-tailed cat demon after that.

isn't it...

……

Zhang Xiaoming first sold his cuteness on Weibo.

[Teacher Xiao Ming: They are just ordinary friends, don’t think too much (sticks out tongue)]

He is so cute that he can't bear to watch it, it's a bit disgusting.

After the cuteness was sold out, friends in the entertainment circle sent congratulatory messages, Cui Daoyuan and the like were likes, and Li Yiming, who was so funny, called directly.

Li Yiming: "I heard you got a master?"

Zhang Xiaoming: "Where did you hear that nonsense?"

Li Yiming: "Oh oh oh, then I can rest assured."

Zhang Xiaoming: "What were you worried about before?"

Li Yiming: "I'm afraid you're really gay. I'm a straight straight man, and I'm handsome. What if you miss me and I hurt your heart?"

Zhang Xiaoming: "..."

He replied sincerely: "Thinking too much, I'm really gay, but it's impossible to think about you, and it's impossible for a lifetime." His position as a person is rather vague, but he is mainly biased towards number 0, Li Yiming is also a 0, he looks like a 0 at first glance, a 0 who is much weaker than him, if he misses it, he misses the other party's ass.

Moreover, Mr. Xiao Ming does not believe that Li Yiming is a straight straight man. Straight men don’t pay special attention to whether their pores are thick or not, and they don’t care whether their hair is forked. He even doubts whether the other party will make a mask at home. Hair removal on one side.

Li Yiming: "Wait, what do you mean, hello?"

Teacher Xiao Ming hung up the phone.

There was a wave of ups and downs, and this Xiang hung up the phone, Liao Daochang called in, Zhang Xiaoming connected immediately, no longer the cold and heartless face just now, and his voice was much softer.

"Master Liao, what's the matter?"

"Yesterday's shop? Go and have a look."

"Okay, okay, I'm fine."

……

Zhang Xiaoming guessed the beginning but not the end.

Daoist Liao was right to ask him to the hotel, but the time was wrong. At 12:[-] at night, he stood shivering on the deserted street. On him, even if he was wearing a coat, he couldn't help shivering.

Daoist Liao came soon, also wearing sportswear for easy movement, and also brought Xiao Zhao and Daju along with him.

Xiao Zhao kept complaining: "You are child abuse. I am still growing up. If I don't get enough sleep, I will not grow taller."

Liao Daochang: "One or two days is not a big problem, your height will only be ruined by staying up late and playing games."

Zhang Xiaoming was very puzzled: "Daoist Liao, what's the matter?"

Liao Guang told Zhang Xiaoming that the cat demon was extremely vengeful, and Teacher Xiao Ming recalled it: "Do you think that cat demon wants to take revenge?"

Liao Guang nodded: "Yes."

Teacher Xiao Ming: "Then why did you bring Xiao Zhao?" He also felt that children just need to sleep at night.

Liao Guang: "..."

"Because he and Daju followed up by themselves.

"..."

"Forget it, Daju can actually provide some help."

Zhang Xiaoming probably understood the situation, but he felt a little helpless. The two adults discussed while experiencing the cold wind in the southern city in the early morning: "It's an investigation, at least find out where the cats came from first?"

Nandu City is actually a big city. After the new city division, it has been ranked in the new front line, and its position is very high. However, inland cities, there are very few cities that never sleep. Even if they do appear, they are in the center of many young people. , 24-hour KFC McDonald's cafes can be seen everywhere, and there are streets full of snack shops open until 5 am.

They were in a tourist scenic area. At night, there were only street lights and the occasional flickering police post. There were no people in the post, only blue and red lights flickering. Occasionally, there were cats and mice running around on the road. The cat was under the street lamp, but there was no shadow.

Xiao Zhao squatted down and said to Daju, who was particularly energetic at night: "Daju, can you find other cats?"

Daju: "Meow——"

He swayed on the street with his fat buttocks pouted, probably because he looked too round and domineering, and even the ghosts of dead cats dared not bump into him head-on, and all of them avoided his sharpness.

Mr. Xiaoming followed the cat, and thought it was absurd. He followed a cat to find other cats at night, what's the situation?

"Hey, hey, hey..." There was a familiar whining cry from behind. Teacher Xiao Ming turned his head and saw the wandering white skirt. He was even more speechless: "What's your situation, why are you so enthusiastic about cats?"

White skirts usually keep a distance from him, and Zhang Xiaoming sometimes follows him when she goes out. She seems to be a little afraid of Liao Guang and Daoist Liao. As long as Daoist Liao appeared a few times before, she would let herself out of the sight of the two of them. Twice, once yesterday and once today.

Liao Guang was quite talkative: "Didn't she also bring back the first demon cat? Maybe there is some connection, so it doesn't matter if you follow."

After hearing this, Bai Qunzi seemed to be pardoned, and took a few steps closer, shortening the distance between Zhang Xiaoming and Zhang Xiaoming.

Teacher Xiao Ming: All right!

……

Daju opened his mouth wide: "Meow——"

Xiao Zhao was determined: "It's here."

Zhang Xiaoming looked around, quite surprised. They came to a shop now. Unlike the street full of cats just now, the door of this shop was empty, only three or two kittens.

Teacher Xiao Ming was a little surprised: "It's really here?" There are fewer cats here!

Liao Guang explained: "It's possible." He explained, "If a person or a cat dies uncomfortable, there will be several situations. People may be haunted by obsession and repeat the scene of death. , was imprisoned in one place and became an earth-bound spirit. For cats, small animals are generally open-minded, but they will subconsciously avoid places of death and are unwilling to approach them."

Damn, not very comfortable...

Zhang Xiaoming hesitated, already had a premonition in his heart.

He looked up at the store. He had never been to this store, nor had he heard of it. It should not be very good. With the faint light of the street lamp, he could clearly see the sign of the store.

Jiangji Rabbit Meat Shop.

Rabbit meat.

Zhang Xiaoming felt even more subtle.

"Meow meow meow~" The meow of the cat came from far and near. It was not a big orange, nor was it a ghost cat gathered in twos and threes. When they looked up, they found that it was a cat demon with nine tails.

Liao Guang: "Follow me!"

Teacher Xiao Ming: "How to chase?"

The cat jumped up and onto the wall. His movements were unexpectedly dexterous, and his ethereal body squeezed in directly through the vent. Let alone an adult, even a child couldn't squeeze in through the vent.

Liao Guang also fell silent. In fact, there are some methods in Taoism that can let them in, but what those methods say, they always have something to do with petty theft.These religious people also have to strictly abide by the law.

He was struggling when he heard Teacher Xiao Ming say, "Can you go and have a look?"

It was to the white skirt.

White skirt: "?"

Zhang Xiaoming: "Go through the wall and see where the cat is. When I come out, I'll ask you a question. Just nod or shake your head."

White skirt: "!!!"

She nodded repeatedly, and even turned around. She was quite happy to be able to help Zhang Xiaoming.

After passing through the wall and entering the door, the white skirt did not come out for a long time, but Zhang Xiaoming and the others hid in the corner near the back door. Xiao Zhao silently picked up Daju: "What are we here for?"

Before the adults could speak, footsteps were suddenly heard in the distance. The footsteps stopped at the door of the room, and the iron chain that locked the door was rattling.

Xiao Zhao: "Do restaurants open so early?" It's only one o'clock in the morning!

Teacher Xiao Ming: "I will teach you a word."

Xiao Zhao: "What?"

Xiao Ming: "The night is dark and the wind is high to kill people. When people do bad things, they often like to take advantage of the cover of the night."

After waiting for a while, the white skirt hadn't come out yet, but a car was slowly approaching.It's a van.

The driver and the co-driver turned on the lights, got out of the car, and when they opened it, the truck sounded. The cage was packed to the brim.

Xiao Ming: "Ah."

Liao Guang: "..."

Xiao Zhao: "Why is this?"

"How many are there today?"

"63."

"not enough."

"Recently, there is a place to investigate, and it is not easy to do."

"Let's do this first, move them in."

Daoist Liao silently took out a talisman from his bosom, blew on the talisman and said, "Go."

The evil wind blew past the ear, picked up the light talisman paper, and quietly approached the few people who were busy. Within a few minutes, there was a commotion, the iron cage fell to the ground, and the cat was flopping around, occasionally mixed with people shouting and cursing Voice.

Xiao Zhao: "Eldest brother, the ancestors said that you can't use Taoism to tease people."

Liao Guang: "You can't play tricks on people, but the ancestors also said that people who don't do human affairs are not human."

Xiao Ming: Your ancestors were pretty cool.

However, it's really cool to hold.