After I carry my own CP banner

One Monday CP fan summed up the rules, Monday CP will sprinkle sugar every Monday, and it will be sprinkled by tons and tons, and if they are not dead, they will be regarded as the two main losers.

CP fans sigh, how can there be so many coincidences in the world, but it’s just that the two righteous masters stamped it secretly #周周cp#No demolition, no rebellion, injecting momentum into the Black Monday of the working party and the student party, and explaining Monday cp from the side Sugary super high frequency.

Completely ignoring the main reason is that the variety shows that are the source of sugar production are all broadcast on Sunday nights.

The screenshot of Zhou Muxi cutting rice in the third issue of "Picnic on the Roadside" was also made into an emoticon package by CP fans——

Picture ①, Zhou Muxi standing in front of a vast golden rice field, accompanied by the picture text: Zhou Longping, a big sugar-spreader, is endlessly harvesting a hundred acres of good land.

Picture ②: Zhou Muxi is holding a sickle, standing in the rice field and looking up, with the picture text: too much sugar, which one should I sprinkle today?

Picture ③: Zhou Muxi cut a large stack of rice and handed it to the farmer's uncle, with the text on the picture: I am the best at spreading sugar, and I am Zhou Longping.

In the emoji package, the farmer’s dark face smiled and showed his white teeth, and “Monday cp fan” was pasted on his forehead in big red characters. The cp fans (forcibly) shared the joy of the harvest together.

Yi Chengqi: "."

Throughout the entire network, only Yi Chengqi, who is a cook, hates "Monday" the most.

Fortunately, the third issue of "Picnic on the Roadside" where the two were in the same frame has ended, and the two have no cooperation or intersection. Yi Chengqi is glad that he will be able to clean up next week.

As Yi Chengqi wished, the fourth episode of "Picnic on the Roadside" that Li Guiren participated in the recording premiered this weekend, and the hot search list became Li Guiren's special session. Yi Chengqi also reposted Li Guiren The original blogger sneered: "You are not good at cooking, you must not be able to hold your future wife's stomach, do you need me to teach you steamed egg custard? [doge]"

Cooking is responsible for hitting a side shot, and whether the follow-up is a hole-in-one or a single-stroke over a hundred, it all depends on the CP fan to figure it out.

Yi Chengqi went online to complete the corrupt sales KPI required by his agent, he didn't bother to watch the popular cp's big carnival, so he went back to the hotel and went straight to sleep.

Compared to last week, because the cp was crushed by the cp again on Monday, he was so worried that he couldn’t sleep. Last week, because cp fans rumored that he was jealous of Xiao Caidan, he was hiding from Zhou Muxi and couldn’t sleep. Last week, because of the osmanthus cake diss, he gave Zhou Muxi the sponsor mineral water in order to frame Zhou Muxi, so he was upset and couldn't sleep... Tonight is definitely the most comfortable Sunday night Yi Chengqi has slept in recently.

In the afternoon of the next day, Yi Chengqi finished work in the field and set off to go back. He was nestled in the seat of the nanny's car with a coat on his body, ready to take a nap.

Yi Chengqi was sure that he hadn't set the alarm clock, but when he was falling asleep, he heard the standard alarm sound from his assistant Xiaobai shaking him again: "Qi Qi wake up, your mother is on the hot search again!"

——This sentence can be called the source of Yi Chengqi's nightmare.

Yi Chengqi's anger at waking up has been completely ground into temper, his eyes are narrowed into a thin line of sky, trying to identify the words on the hot search in the slits of his eyes:

#易成琪妈妈直播#

The most popular Monday CP fan crowed with laughter: xswl had a lot of fun with Monday CP!Do you think ZMX is the captain of the flag-carrying team?No, Qi Qi's mother is the one! ! (There is no meaning of exporting dirty here)

Attached emoticon package: [Screenshot photo of Ms. Fu Xi's acceptance speech holding a microphone: Old girl, are you cracking candy? .jpg]

Yi Chengqi: "."

It is said that only mother is good in the world, Yi Chengqi wants to cry when he sees the word "Mom" now: Mom, please do me a favor!Can you stop a little bit! ! !

The live broadcast of Yi Chengqi's mother had ended an hour ago, and the hot search was the screen recording posted by 200/1 among the 200 netizens who watched the live broadcast.

The purpose of Ms. Fu's live broadcast is because she accidentally saw that some netizens (cp fans on Monday) "misunderstood" what she said in her acceptance speech that day, and combined with Yi Chengqi's complaining about her attitude that day, Ms. The live broadcast explained clearly-Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi are not young, please don't get her wrong.

Ms. Fu originally had good intentions, but after she finished speaking the main point, she chatted with the netizens who followed the broadcast.The screen capture lasts only a minute or so, but every sentence is a big revelation.

Ms. Fu sat in front of the camera and licked melon seeds, and said, "Of course Zhou Muxi and our Qi Qi are not young. Otherwise, auntie, I want to invite Zhou Muxi to a meal. Why is it so difficult? What? You say Zhou Muxi Have a bad relationship with my Qi Qi in private? What are you talking about? You are talking nonsense! They are fine. I called Qi Qi once, and it would be more than ten o’clock in the evening. At that time, Zhou Mu Xi is next to Qi Qi, what are they doing at night?"

Ms. Fu was very puzzled by this netizen's question: "What else can I do, the young people must have an appointment to have supper together, just the relationship between the two of them, isn't it good?"

The screen recording ended here, and the last frame of the motion picture of Ms. Fu opening her mouth to knock melon seeds was also blurred into a bloody mouth.

Yi Chengqi: "."

The beginning is a truth, and the rest is all made up.

Although Ms. Fu's bloody mouth is exaggerated, it is also vivid.

When will he make an appointment with Zhou Muxi for supper?That day was obviously the recording site of "Picnic on the Roadside"!However, now it is estimated that no netizens want to hear Yi Chengqi's clarification. Netizens only want to hear gossip, not the truth.Especially the Monday cp girls who waited for the candy on time on Monday, opened their mouths to receive the candy, and chewed it crunchy in two or three bites.

Yi Chengqi didn't feel sleepy at all, so he called Ms. Fu immediately and said, "Ms. Fu, please go to the square dance 24 hours a day, okay! I'll bring Zhou Muxi to you, please do me a favor, study the three dishes and one soup at home, don't mess with me!!!"

The assistant Xiaobai who was listening silently by the side was calm on the surface, but his heart was surging:

Although the "young tame dye, meet parents, make supper appointments" on the hot search are all illusions created by CP fans, but dreams come true, and "meet parents" and "family dinner appointments" will soon become reality La!

The assistant Xiaobai covered his mouth and cried, and looked at Yi Chengqi with the comfort and warmth of the old mother: "All the Qi cp's are just acting on the spot, everyone takes what they need, only Monday szd (true)!"On Monday isrio, the real master will end in person, why bother to produce sugar!

·

As soon as Yi Chengqi hung up Ms. Fu's phone, he immediately opened "Zhou Guihua"'s WeChat, sent him a message, and decided to meet on Saturday night.

The action is so strong that the inner CD time before even sending WeChat is directly saved.

For the next four days, Yi Chengqi lived with trepidation, fearing that Ms. Fu would play tricks behind her back; Zhou Muxi lived in a state of anxiety, repeatedly checking every day whether there was anything wrong with her gift list.

·

Saturday.

Zhou Muxi was fully armed, and drove into the duplex villa residential area that Yi Chengqi had positioned by himself.

The law and order here is very good, the entry and exit of outsiders and vehicles are strictly controlled, and the paparazzi are prevented from invading the privacy of the residents. Even Zhou Muxi was stopped and checked carefully.

Yi Chengqi, who was also covering his mask, came out to pick him up. The two of them looked like underground working parties meeting and handing over. When they looked at each other, they nodded. Zhou Muxi, who had parked the car, followed Yi Chengqi with a big bag and a small bag. .

After entering Yi Chengqi's house, Ms. Fu was already waiting at the entrance. When she saw Zhou Muxi, she was as enthusiastic as a sunflower. Apart from smiling, she also walked clockwise around Zhou Muxi and said, "Oh, you Seeing how polite you are, just come here, what gifts do you bring! Next time you come, just bring your dad's autographed record to auntie, don't spend so much money!"

The good boy Zhou Muxi nodded repeatedly and said yes repeatedly.

Yi Chengqi: "."

Ms. Fu is capable. When separated from the Internet, Yi Chengqi wanted to turn off her microphone; when standing face to face, Yi Chengqi wanted to cover her mouth.

Ms. Fu didn't stop, she clapped her hands together and said, "Why don't you take back all the records and DVDs of Zhou Fuyou that Auntie has collected for many years, so that your dad can sign them one by one when he has time?"

Ms. Fu opened the closet cabinet in the living room, and the full collection was sorted by year, which almost blinded Zhou Muxi's eyes.

Ms. Fu's mouth was chattering like a machine gun: "Did you come by car? There must be enough space in the trunk, why don't you bring your dad to our place next time, and it will be much easier to sign by the way."

Yi Chengqi: "."

The good baby, Zhou Muxi, nodded again and again, saying yes again and again, and promised with a smile: "Good auntie, I will definitely have a chance to bring my dad here in the future."

Yi Chengqi has to say that his mother is really a clever little ghost, and she has a good plan. Zhou Muxi is dizzy with just a few words, and even the order of adverbs is reversed when he is nervous: Zhou Muxi’s words should be thinking. Say, "I will definitely bring my dad over if I have a chance in the future."

Yi Chengqi pushed Ms. Fu into the kitchen and closed the door, and told her to take care of her three dishes and one soup.He embarrassedly said to Zhou Muxi: "Don't talk to my mother, and don't coax her. She is in the sunset stage of chasing stars, and she is prone to whimsical ideas."

Zhou Muxi blinked at Yi Chengqi, and said with a smile: "In the future, there will definitely be a chance to bring my parents over for dinner."

Yi Chengqi: "?"

Yi Chengqi didn't understand, only that Zhou Muxi was so accommodating that he could even agree to Ms. Fu's unreasonable request.

While Yi Chengqi sighed, he was also worried that Ms. Fu's unreasonable troubles were not over yet.

dinner time.

Ms. Fu raised her glass and gave a speech. After thanking Zhou Muxi for helping her canvass, she thanked Zhou Fuyou who gave birth to Zhou Muxi, a good child. By the way, she recalled the past of "cloud chasing stars" when she was young. Call a girl Huaichun, and when I get old, I still regret that I was not crazy and brave enough.

Fortunately, Lao Yi didn’t come home for dinner on a business trip, otherwise he would have to make an excuse to answer the phone and stand alone on the balcony on the third floor wiping his tears: The cold leaves sprinkled my face, and my wife’s chasing stars broke my heart.

Ms. Fu ended her reminiscences, and expressed emotion to Zhou Muxi: "When your father announced the marriage news back then, our group of star-chasing girls were very sad, even though Auntie was already married at that time hahahaha. Look at this blink of an eye, you can't even He has grown up so much, and he has become a big star."

Zhou Muxi replied with a smile: "Auntie, your son is also a big star now."

Ms. Fu held her chin and looked at Yi Chengqi who was eating silently. When she thought of Yi Chengqi's childhood, she snorted, pursed her lips and said with a smile: "Speaking of which, Qi Qi wants to be a big star because of you." .”

Zhou Muxi was taken aback.

Yi Chengqi was also choked, and suddenly he was stupefied by the cue and asked: "How can it be? When did it happen? Why don't I know?"

Yi Chengqi's eagerness to deny it fell into Zhou Muxi's eyes, and it became the feeling of shame and indignation when the little secret of secret love buried deep in his heart was suddenly exposed in front of the person involved - so he had to deny it.

Zhou Muxi looked at Yi Chengqi with more comprehension and affection.

Ms. Fu prevaricated Yi Chengqi with a fluffy "You were still young and didn't remember anything", and then said cheerfully to Zhou Muxi: "You went to the Spring Festival Gala when you were five years old, and Qi Qi envied you after watching it." , and then I kept saying 'I want to be a big star and go to the Spring Festival Gala'.

When I go to elementary school, I have to write a small composition. When I talk about my dream, I will be a big star on the Spring Festival Gala; when I write about myself ten years later, I will also be a big star on the Spring Festival Gala; Movies, one acting in TV dramas, and the other not forgetting to sing at the Spring Festival Gala.Later, the Chinese teacher reviewed his composition, and all the comments he wrote were highly summarized with the sentence "the determination is very firm". "

As soon as Ms. Fu talked about Yi Chengqi's childhood, she became more and more enthusiastic, but the truth of the matter was not the case, and the truth was harmlessly embellished by her——

Yi Chengqi was not envious of Zhou Muxi being able to go to the Spring Festival Gala back then, but envious that Zhou Muxi could be praised by Ms. Fu all night in the last Spring Festival Gala.

Five-year-old Xiao Yi Chengqi is a little kid who loves to cling to his mother. He always wants to get his mother's attention, and he is also a popular little singer in the kindergarten. Whenever he sees Ms. Fu, he keeps praising Zhou Muxi on TV as "good "Amazing" and "So cute", of course he was not convinced: He kept crying even though he sang a broken note, and he was praised so much because he went to the Spring Festival Gala?

As soon as the concept came into being, "becoming a big star and going to the Spring Festival Gala", it gradually evolved from a resentment to Yi Chengqi's later dream.

After listening to Ms. Fu's modified version of the fairy tale, even Yi Chengqi himself couldn't help feeling emotional. His first reaction was——wow!What kind of beautiful love story is this "I want to be a star because of you, and I know you because of being a star"!

This is simply an excellent re-creation of #周周cp# breaking news.

When Yi Chengqi was possessed by the soul of CP, he didn't notice Zhou Muxi's eyes looking at him. It was just like what Zhou Muxi described in "When he looks at you, there are stars in his eyes." In the meantime" is the actual version of such nasty statements.

Compared with Yi Chengqi, Zhou Muxi's brain is obviously more comprehensive - everyone on the Internet knows that Yi Chengqi's motto is Envy has no holidays, but no one knows who Yi Chengqi envy is.

Zhou Muxi now knows that Yi Chengqi has envy him since he was a child, and this special feeling gradually brews and ferments over time, and finally becomes peace&love!

So Zhou Muxi was still wondering why Yi Chengqi approached him, and the problem was easily solved. It was an instinctive reaction for Yi Chengqi to get close to him, and he was a fatal attraction to Yi Chengqi.

Zhou Muxi's heart was so excited that even now someone said to Zhou Muxi: Yi Chengqi has been secretly in love with you for many years...

Zhou Muxi dare to believe it!

The author has something to say:

Before reading the next chapter, I recommend that you go to station b to watch "Crayon Shin-chan" Season 141 (Chinese) Chapter [-] The Snowman in Midsummer, it will be more visually appealing

You can also go to my Weibo @五里空星 to watch the edited version, the video cut in November last year is finally released! ! (Entrance: Weibo, photo album, all videos. You can see √)