After I carry my own CP banner

Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi's recent CP popularity is in the limelight. Because of this, the manager Wei Jie also talked to Yi Chengqi, and followed the temptation: "Frying CP pays attention to the rain and dew. The CP bonded by you and Zhou Muxi has a stable foundation. Recently, it has been in the limelight." , it's time for other CPs to open up and share the heat.

The hype is too strong, the flow is too large, and the helmsman will not accept it. If he is not careful, the flow will directly become a flood.

Yi Chengqi, a popular title sponsor, has always been a hot item since his debut, and now it has become a limited edition lottery.

There are constant invitations to variety shows, drafts to help out, and many youth idol drama casting olive branches to him.

The manager, Sister Wei, screened through layers to choose a good invitation, and Yi Chengqi sat next to her and squeezed her little hand, contemplating for a while, before mustering up the courage to raise her head, and said to the manager, "Sister Wei..."

The manager, Sister Wei, said "hmm".

Yi Chengqi coughed lightly and said, "I want to sing..."

Manager Sister Wei froze.

Yi Chengqi didn't know what was wrong. He just saw his own billboard in the office, with two labels "singer and actor" under the printed signature, which reminded him of recording the third issue of "Picnic on the Roadside" That night, he and Zhou Muxi sat under the sweet-scented osmanthus tree and talked about his childhood dream.

He wants to become a big star, and he wants to become a star as a singer, not with the joke of "1X7, more CP".

Manager Sister Wei stopped sifting through notifications on her iPad, and looked up at Yi Chengqi.

Comparing making music with variety shows, the former is even considered an expense, while the latter is a revenue channel that can make a steady profit without losing money. In the eyes of a stock broker who takes "generating income for the company as his top priority", squeezing the use value of his artists is driven by profit. The instinct of a businessman is mercenary, and the severity is clear at a glance.

However, this is also the first time that Yi Chengqi has made a request to Sister Wei since his debut.

Manager Sister Wei softened her eyes and asked softly, "What kind of music do you want? There are many demos submitted by original musicians in the company. You can choose."

When Yi Chengqi saw that his manager agreed, he was pleasantly surprised, thought about it carefully, and said, "I want to sing that kind of song with catchy lyrics! That is, the audience is suitable for all ages, and the chorus part needs to be brainwashed. Fortunately, there are two or three lines of lyrics that can become the representative of QQ's new signature, and can also be made into emoticons, so the popularity of singing must be very high, but it also has a personal style. some kind of music."

Yi Chengqi rubbed his hands shyly with anticipation in his eyes.

Sister Wei, the manager, directly summed it up: "It can be a QQ sign for literary and artistic pretentiousness, and it can also be made into an emoticon package that is automatically promoted by sand sculpture netizens. The song itself is a highly sung saliva song. Although the lyrics are brainwashing, they have connotations."

Yi Chengqi nodded repeatedly.

Sister Wei, the manager, smiled: "You can speak in a simpler way, just name and ask for the No.1 song of the Song of the Year Award."

Before Yi Chengqi could recover, her manager, Sister Wei, put the tablet down on the table with a "snap", lowered her head and continued to read the notice, her attitude plummeted, and she was too lazy to say: "You should wait until night to release the song in your dream Go ahead, wake up during the day and continue to go to variety shows to be your big star."

Yi Chengqi: "."

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The cooperation between Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi has come to an end for the time being, and the hot search for the two of them has subsided for a few days, and the second half of the third issue of "Picnic on the Roadside" has been broadcast.

The majority of netizens following the "drama" watched the premiere on time with the excitement of watching the finale. After watching it from beginning to end, they found that Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi still had no communication throughout the whole process: Although Zhou Muxi wanted to get close to Yi Chengqi many times, But Yi Chengqi set up a snakeskin to move around, and he was able to accurately avoid Zhou Muxi's approach every time.

The two only hugged each other briefly for two seconds at the end of the show—it was said to be a hug, but it was actually more like the good brother etiquette of saying "Heybro" on the court and then bumping fists and shoulders.

The vast number of netizens who came here for the candy were very upset, and even the [-]x mirror and microscope of All Qi girls were useless.

This ending is so flat that it can be called weird, but cp fans on Monday firmly believe that this is the calm before the storm.

Sure enough, as soon as the first broadcast was over, all star-chasing girls’ star rice balls received Zhou Muxi’s Weibo bubbling reminder message at the same time, 2 minutes later they received Zhou Muxi’s Weibo reminder, and 3 minutes later they received Zhou Muxi’s Weibo reminder. Xi secretly commented on Weibo news.

Osmanthus Cake and Monday CP fans rushed to the first scene to grab the sofa and grab the front row.

周木熊@在路side热酒Official Weibo, thank the program team for providing a platform to experience life, thank every guest I met in the program, thank fans for their support and netizens’ attention, this thank you blog for the end of the recording is well said Very official.

but! Yes!

After Zhou Muxi posted on Weibo, he left a comment with a picture in his comment area: @易仁琪_Selvin gave me the "little hair" on the night of the recording of the third episode [haha]

The attached picture shows the cluster of sweet-scented osmanthus that Yi Chengqi praised Zhou Muxi's extreme narcissism that night as "awesome".

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After Yi Chengqi saw Zhou Muxi's comment on his trumpet, he vaguely remembered that Zhou Muxi asked him if he knew the flower language of sweet-scented osmanthus, but was interrupted by the staff. Forget it, and the Monday cp fans and ALL Qi girls in the comment area are rushing to tell each other, absolutely no one is not allowed to know——

The flower language of sweet-scented osmanthus is [Forever with me]

this!Is it equivalent to asking for a marriage proposal? !

Forever with the beautiful woman, the four words are the knowledge points that must be tested.

Review of the past: In the fairy tale "Sleeping Beauty Zhou Muxi", the last blessing given to the little prince by the No.12 fairies is "When he is 22 years old, he will meet a little prince with a sweet voice and a melodious singing voice." Angel, stay with him forever in this life."

Echoing back and forth, the flower language of sweet-scented osmanthus directly clicked the question!

On Monday, CP fans and All Qi girls covered their mouths and cried collectively, crying out a quadratic function curve image with a negative value of (a) and a downward opening.

When re-watching the third issue of "Picnic on the Roadside", Yi Chengqi avoided Zhou Muxi many times, no matter how you looked at it, it seemed to be shy and avoiding suspicion; Zhou Muxi chased after Yi Chengqi many times, no matter how you looked, it seemed It is desire dissatisfaction.

Fans of Dog Monday cp cried loudly: the two steamed to avoid suspicion on the show, and sweetened their diabetes in private.The door of the cupboard is locked on the surface, but in the dark, there is dry firewood in the cupboard, and it is estimated that several rounds have come.

Although Zhou Muxi didn't say it clearly, the sentence he left in the comment already means that Yi Chengqi's tone of sending flowers at that time was the extremely cute "send you a little hair".

What kind of cutie is Qi Qi who loves to act like a baby!

Even Yi Chengqi reposted Zhou Muxi’s Weibo last week [@易成琪_Selvin: My mother was really happy to hear it [too happy]//@周木熊: My dad was really satisfied after listening . ], and was reposted by fans for analysis and proof——

From the facial expressions on Weibo, it can be seen that the two are clearly attacking and suffering!Qi Qi especially likes to send [too happy] this soft and cute little emoji, which is cute and cute, and it goes well with the mature and stable Zhou Muxi!

Yi Chengqi: "?"

Want to see what emoticons your mature and stable Zhou Muxi uses on WeChat?

[Happy] [Pissing] [Cute]

However, the conversation Zhou Muxi sent him was either an appointment to meet or a date to watch a movie. Once the chat history was exposed, cp fans might instantly make up their minds that the two would embrace and kiss each other as soon as they met, and go to bed after watching the movie. After [-] rounds of the battle, the Weibo server was paralyzed by gossip that made up miracles in the brain.

Even if the chat records were not exposed, just knowing that Zhou Muxi and Yi Chengqi communicated on WeChat in private, cp fans can still make up the whole process above without missing a single one.

Thinking of this, Yi Chengqi could only endure the humiliation, but it was difficult to swallow this breath.

Seeing that Mrs. @果元咲鸡蛋 only turned the tide with her own strength, and the CP banner of the week was crumbling in the wind and rain, Yi Chengqi was helpless, so he could only send a private message to @星空里504夫人 to urge the meal to make a video, but Mrs. Xingkongli And as quiet as a chicken.

Yi Chengqi was worried about the CP for a week, so he went to bed late that night, and took a nap in the dressing room at noon the next day, but just as he was drowsy and a little drowsy, he was woken up by his assistant Xiao Bai.

Yi Chengqi got up in a daze. Before he lost his temper, his assistant Xiaobai panicked and said, "Qi Qi, wake up! Your mother is on the hot search again!"

Yi Chengqi blinked stupidly, always feeling that this scene seemed familiar.

The phrase "Your mom is on the trending list" seemed to have unconsciously become his wake-up alarm.

Yi Chengqi took the phone from his assistant Xiaobai, and he didn't know whether it was because the light on the phone screen was too bright that hurt his staring eyes, or the number one most searched title hurt his heart.

#易成琵妈妈喜欢周朝玲 is closer than her own son#

Trembling, Yi Chengqi opened a popular Weibo, and the marketing blog that ranked first in the topic had already broken through [-].

The source of the gossip in the original post came from the square dance competition in which Ms. Fu participated in the award, and the award ceremony was held this morning.The reason was that the organizer invited the media to film the awards ceremony, and the media accidentally saw Zhou Muxi's fans gather together to solicit votes from the voting interface of the competition, and after digging deeper, they picked out the team leader, Ms. Fu Xifu, who was Yi Cheng Explosive news about old Qi's mother.

The paparazzi rushed to the scene of the award ceremony early in the morning. When Ms. Fu came to the stage to accept the award, the flashlights in the audience were turned on to the maximum. Ms. Fu was as stable as a big star, wearing a green silk scarf, blue eye shadow, and lipstick on her lips. She is a dead Barbie fan, but she is born with a good foundation, so she just propped up this hellish match with a different kind of artistic beauty.

Ms. Fu scratched her head and posed in front of the camera with various concave shapes, without any stage fright, and felt very good about herself.

The host had already colluded with the paparazzi. After awarding the popularity trophy, he asked that many of the people who voted for Ms. Fu's team were fans of Zhou Muxi. Does Ms. Fu know Zhou Muxi?

Ms. Fu stood in front of Limai, holding the green silk scarf in her hand and flung it behind her shoulder. The green silk scarf fluttering in the wind almost covered the host's face. Hot search title: "Zhou Muxi, this kid, is closer than his own son! I also watched him grow up, he looks so handsome, he is a very good doll. You ask me if I recognize him His parents? Of course they know each other! I really like Zhou Fuyou's songs, oh my god, every year we choose his songs for the competition..."

Yi Chengqi: "."

The duration of the video is not long, but Yi Chengqi’s mood is very melancholy: Yi Chengqi knows that Ms. Fu’s saying "watching Zhou Muxi grow up" means that she has seen Zhou Muxi go to the Spring Festival Gala when she was a child, "Of course I know his parents "It refers to the songs sung by Zhou Fuyou, and the talk show of Zhou Fuyou and his wife (.) But... others don't know!Those who know will deliberately misinterpret her words!

Ms. Fu has evolved from the "bad witch" of last week to the "good mother-in-law" of today.

What she said in front of the camera made ALL Qi fans and Monday CP fans climax on the spot-are the two family friends? ?In reality, Monday cp is the setting of young tame dye? ?Have the two sides met each other's parents long ago? ?The two have actually obtained a certificate of hidden marriage abroad? ?

……

Based on the baseless intracranial orgasms of fans above.

Yi Chengqi only wanted to respond with two sentences:

1. It is pure fabrication.

2. Handed over to a lawyer.

Yi Chengqi was in a complicated mood, so he called Ms. Fu.

Yi Chengqi: "Ms. Fu, can you keep a low profile? Are you afraid that the media won't find out that you donated 30 yuan to send me into the top 50?"

Ms. Fu: "Let them dig! If they don't dig, they don't know. Old Yi Mingming can directly spend huge sums of money to bring you into the group to make a movie. It is you who strive to participate in the audition. You climbed from the top 50 to the runner-up. The rich second generation counterattacked to promote positive energy."

Yi Chengqi: "."

Yi Chengqi: "Please do me a favor, that's enough, and Zhou Muxi will be closer to your son if he wins you a ticket? He is a big star, we can't just talk about him casually." He appeared on the stage, this is to build a relationship!"

Ms. Fu: "I didn't mean to praise him in front of the camera, and I didn't say in front of the reporter that he was canvassing for your mother. Oh, that's fine, you unlucky boy, I won't say anything from now on. Hurry up and find a time to invite Zhou Muxi to your house for a meal, I will thank you in person!"

Yi Chengqi: "."

What Ms. Fu didn't know was that she was directly promoted to be the captain of the flag-carrying team by Zhou Yi cp fans for her "boast" and there was even an emoji package for her appearance—

"In ancient times, Emperor Fuxi created gossip, and today Ms. Fu Xi creates gossip"

Above the two lines of text is a screenshot of Ms. Fu Xi holding a silk scarf during the interview: green silk scarf, blue eye shadow, curly hair.His eyebrows were beaming and his spirits were flying high.

Directly shoot the effect of the promotional poster of the square dance aunt, and change the bottom text to become a down-to-earth emoticon package.For example: Old girl, do you have an appointment for a square dance?

Yi Chengqi: "."

This session of netizens is too much, is it true that Ms. Fu, a middle-aged woman, does not use the Internet?

But today, amidst the turmoil of Monday cp ah ah ah, silly netizens hahaha, the atmosphere in Zhou Muxi's fan-only osmanthus cake group was heavy and depressed.

When canvassing votes, it was agreed to be distant relatives of Zhou Muxi's seventh and eighth aunts?How did she become Yi Chengqi's old mother in the end?

Thinking of them tearing up Yi Chengqi madly on the Internet, and calling Yi Chengqi's old mother frantically later, when I think about it, I feel... shameful!

Fortunately, there are some fans in the group who stood up to reassure the army: Sisters, don’t blackmail 1X7 in the future. Fan behavior, idols pay the bill. This sentence has been tried and tested. My brother must have expressed his love to 1X7 because we feel very sad because of our cyberbullying 1X7. , even forced himself to drink the milk he hated the most! !

Sister Zhan asked us to help the 1X7 mother to canvass votes, which is also the meaning of my brother. My brother should hope that we can use actions to make up for the mistakes we made.

In the future, please make concerted efforts to walk the diamond road with brother happily. Idol endorsement, fans pay the bill, this is what we should do, don't let brother worry about it anymore!Duck, sisters! ! !

The accompanying animation shows Zhou Muxi, who was picked up by osmanthus cake after digging through all kinds of tidbits. After drinking milk in the show, he quietly walked to the back and rinsed his mouth with water.

Osmanthus Cake's distress for Zhou Muxi couldn't be increased, and he regrouped and said: "Chong Duck!" ! !

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At this moment, the little assistant Zhou Jingze, who watched the rise through the screen, put down his phone, raised his head, and looked at the frowning Zhou Muxi who was sitting next to him.

Zhou Muxi stared solemnly at... the emoji of Yi Chengqi's old mother on the phone.The knuckles of the forefinger with well-defined knuckles rested on his lips, and he frowned in thought.

The little assistant Zhou Jingze didn't dare to show his air, for fear of disturbing Zhou Muxi's thinking.

But the question that makes Zhou Muxi fall into deep thought is: Gifts should be tailored to suit one’s preferences. Carefully study the emoji of Yi Chengqi’s mother, and the green silk scarf wrapped around her neck is obviously the finishing touch... This should be regarded as Yi Chengqi's mother's favorite fashion item, right?

Zhou Muxi was very cautious, and finally decided on the first gift list: a silk scarf.