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Yi Chengqi was afraid that Ms. Fu would drag Zhou Muxi to continue to say some unrestrained words, forming an ice wall with one click, and there was nowhere to put the embarrassment.So after dinner, he pushed Zhou Muxi up to the second floor, making nonsense that he wanted to show Zhou Muxi around.

And Zhou Muxi seemed to be very interested in visiting his room, as soon as he entered Yi Chengqi's bedroom, he looked left and right curiously.

Yi Chengqi sat down in the swivel chair.Without Ms. Fu wandering around, it was quiet for a while, but Yi Chengqi couldn't find anything to talk about, so he could only sit and wait for Zhou Muxi to quench his curiosity.

Zhou Muxi looked around, turned around and saw Yi Chengqi sitting at the desk touching his ears, he realized that the two of them were in a two-person space, and suddenly became very reserved.

Zhou Muxi coughed lightly, and seeing Yi Chengqi looked up, she started to talk about it: "What do you usually do when you go home?"

Yi Chengqi smiled shyly and said, "I didn't do anything, just stayed at home and watched dramas after eating and drinking..."

Yi Chengqi smiled with embarrassment because he felt that the drama he was chasing was worthless.But Zhou Muxi was stunned to read a hint of shyness from Yi Chengqi's expression because the two were alone in the room.

Zhou Muxi clenched his fist to his lips and coughed again, sat down beside Yi Chengqi, and asked, "What drama are you usually chasing at this meeting? Let's watch together."

Zhou Muxi wanted to know more about Yi Chengqi, first, to understand the other party's preferences, so that he could match his preferences; second, to increase the common topics between the two.

Yi Chengqi also wanted to find something to divert his attention, so that the two of them would not sit awkwardly, and said: "Okay, okay! I originally skipped a few episodes that were said to be very scary, but I didn't dare to watch it by myself! "

Zhou Muxi was very surprised when he heard the words. After all, he secretly poked and searched for Yi Chengqi's preferences. He saw in the fan compilation that Yi Chengqi was very timid, and the most unlikely film and television works were horror movies. Unexpectedly, Yi Chengqi In private, Qi is chasing horror dramas.

Zhou Muxi couldn't help but think again: Qi Qi looks gentle and soft on the outside, but he actually likes watching horror movies. It's a complete contrast and cute, too cute!

then.

Zhou Muxi saw Yi Chengqi humming out of the home projector, turning off the lights and pulling the curtains, and a trans-epochal epic masterpiece was projected on the big screen——

"Crayon Shinchan"

Zhou Muxi: "."

Zhou Muxi had to reevaluate Yi Chengqi's definition of the word "terror".

Because when chasing episodes, every episode of horror stories will have enthusiastic netizens giving high-energy warnings in advance on the barrage of the previous episode, Yi Chengqi recorded the number of episodes skipped in the memo, so that it is convenient to go back and make up the episodes accurately. On demand the number of episodes you skip.

He casually picked out Chapter 141 of the sixth season (Chinese) of "Crayon Shin-chan".

Yi Chengqi didn't even skip the opening song, he sat upright on the chair, his legs swayed gently with the melody, Zhou Muxi suspected that if it wasn't because he was sitting here, Yi Chengqi would definitely hum along with the opening song stand up.

After playing the title track for more than a minute, Crayon Shin-chan's cute and cute voice said: The snowman in midsummer (~)

Shinnosuke Nohara is probably the only one who can pronounce the tone as a wave sound. Hearing it makes people want to ask: How do you wear Pinru's clothes?

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8 minute later.

Ms. Fu cut the fruit plate and brought it upstairs, and stopped suddenly at the door of Yi Chengqi's room. She vaguely heard a voice from Yi Chengqi's room: Don't do this, it's so hot, let me go, don't do this, wake up , I'm going to melt, help, don't...

Ms. Fu: "."

One side resisted, accompanied by the rapid panting sound of the other.I have to say that young people just play a lot.

Ms. Fu listened to this passionate line with a red face, and she had already moonwalked to the stairs.

Ms. Fu sighed: I am a good boy, no wonder netizens would ask her what Qi Qi and Zhou Muxi are doing at night during the live broadcast. Daring love is not just a friendship about eating supper, it is a revolutionary friendship of watching movies and studying together!

Since his son is just reaching the age of passion, watching movies and studying is allowed, and Ms. Fu has no right to interfere.In order to avoid mutual embarrassment when knocking on the door now, Ms. Fu went downstairs with a fruit plate.

But after walking a few steps, she stopped again, thinking in a trance: Just now...why did it sound like two men's voices?ah? ? ?

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At this time, the atmosphere in the bedroom was also very strange.

"Crayon Shin-chan" is still playing on the big screen. The general plot of this episode is that a little snowman made by the protagonist Shinnosuke Nohara in winter is forgotten in the freezer. The story of a series of revenge actions.

Gao Neng is Snowman Waiting until Xiaoxin fell asleep with a fever, the snowman turned into an ice pick and took the opportunity to kill Xiaoxin...

As a result, Xiaoxin, who specializes in overcoming demonic physique, caught the sword empty-handed in a daze, and took the ice cone turned into a snowman as his favorite juice popsicle, incarnated as a "warm" man, with bad lines, bad moves and bad acting skills. The picture melts (licks) the snowman.

Hence the passionate and high-energy segment of forced love that Ms. Fu heard.

Yi Chengqi didn't expect the development of the plot to be so novelty-seeking. The high-energy terror warning that was promised, but the horror didn't happen, and only the high-energy eighteen bans remained.

Yi Chengqi held his face sideways with both hands, originally thinking that he could secretly cover his eyes when a scary scene appeared, but now he just happened to cover his gradually perverted and evil smiling face.

And Zhou Muxi, who was sitting next to her, couldn't help boasting embarrassingly: "... oral sex is really good."

Yi Chengqi quickly managed his expressions, with a confused look on his face: "Ah? Uh..."

Zhou Muxi was in a very anxious mood at this time, thinking about Yi Chengqi's actions just now, he suddenly became more nervous: Yi Chengqi hurriedly pushed him upstairs, when the door was closed, the curtains were drawn, and the world between the two of them was completely broken. The atmosphere was just right, and then, Yi Chengqi ingeniously played him such an episode of high-energy action movies dressed in animation, obviously secretly hinting at him...

The essence of this kind of behavior is exactly the same as the old-fashioned routine of pretending to unintentionally play GV in front of a straight man.

But after all, today is to visit the elders, Zhou Muxi never dared to think that apart from silk scarves, tea, wine and tonics on the gift list, he had to prepare condoms...

Besides, he and Yi Chengqi are now even called by their first names and surnames, which seems to be extraordinarily distinct. Up to now, the closest physical contact between the two of them, apart from holding the little hand when recording a program and stuffing a soil egg note, is Only after the recording of the third episode was over, that one-second hug like being scalded by the other party.

So is it so exciting right now?

Zhou Mu Xiguang blushed when he saw the scene in his brain, sat upright unconsciously, his throat was dry, and he couldn't help coughing.

Zhou Muxi maintained this sitting posture, and it took more than an hour to sit this way.

The two watched several episodes of "Crayon Shin-chan" in one breath, during which no one made a sound. Zhou Muxi didn't squint his eyes, but he kept paying attention to Yi Chengqi from the corner of his eyes. He found that after he kept silent and didn't take any action , Yi Chengqi waited for a while and then began to sneak peeks at Zhou Muxi frequently, his little appearance of hesitating to speak made Zhou Muxi's heart thump Bambi.

There is no other reason for Yi Chengqi to take a peek at Zhou Muxi. Seeing that it was already past nine o'clock, Zhou Muxi was sitting as firmly as a clock, motionless, and Yi Chengqi was about to speak and stopped, but he wanted to stop talking. I want to ask Zhou Muxi: Why don't you leave? ?

Fortunately, Ms. Fu came in time and let them eat fruit, which ended the invisible stalemate.

When the two left the bedroom, they both secretly breathed a sigh of relief——

Yi Chengqi is because he doesn't have to be alone with Zhou Muxi, so they are speechless;

Zhou Muxi had a heavy psychological burden because he didn't prepare well in advance.

Zhou Muxi stayed downstairs for a while and said that it was time to leave soon. Ms. Fu pushed Yi Chengqi and asked Yi Chengqi to send Zhou Muxi off quickly.

Yi Chengqi has two completely different moods when receiving Zhou Muxi into the door and sending Zhou Muxi back.

Yi Chengqi put on a mask and went out, the two walked side by side, the evening wind was blowing cool, Yi Chengqi stretched his long sleeves to cover his hands, Zhou Muxi coughed softly beside him.

Yi Chengqi glanced at him, but Zhou Muxi averted his eyes and straightened his mask.Yi Cheng and Qi Zheng were puzzled, when Zhou Muxi suddenly said: "I...will come back next time when I'm ready."

Yi Chengqi: "?"

Yi Chengqi blinked the only eye exposed outside the mask, and said blankly, "What are you doing here?"

Still need to prepare? ? ?

Yi Chengqi thought for a while, and finally figured it out: Zhou Muxi meant that he would bring Ms. Fu an autographed record when he came next time.

But Yi Chengqi's four-character rhetorical question seemed to Zhou Muxi to be a further test.

Zhou Muxi narrowed his eyes slightly, unable to stop his smile, he asked instead: "Your mother's idol is my father, your cousin's idol seems to be me, right?"

Yi Chengqi nodded: "Really..."

Then there is no need to sacrifice the rest time for Ms. Fu's unreasonable demands!

Zhou Muxi: "What about you?"

Yi Chengqi: "Huh?"

Yi Chengqi got stuck on the spot by this sudden turning point, and even wanted to continue singing: It's almost dawn here, where is it?

Zhou Muxi did not urge to ask, but instead answered the question just now, saying: "Isn't your cousin's idol me? You can't fulfill your cousin's dream of chasing stars? I don't see my little fans today. It's a pity, so I will go to your house next time to send warmth to your cousin."

Yi Chengqi laughed when he heard the words: "Is he chasing stars or are you chasing fans? How can there be a star like you who would even take the initiative to come to the door to send warmth."

Zhou Muxi tilted his head to look at Yi Chengqi, blinked at Yi Chengqi, with a smile in his eyes, and his tone was brisk: "I don't chase fans, I chase his brother."

Yi Chengqi opened his eyes wide in surprise and let out an "ah" again. After being surprised, he confirmed in a low voice: "Are you my fan?"

Seeing Yi Chengqi's little expression, Zhou Muxi couldn't help laughing, "Yes, I've become a fan of you, and I want to follow the stars too."

Yi Chengqi: "."

Yi Chengqi was also puzzled that Zhou Muxi was still talking politely, and after a long circle, the answer was still the standard answer to the question "What about you" just now!

Yi Chengqi practiced what he had learned, reciprocated courtesy, and announced on the spot, "Then I will start chasing you too! From now on, you are my idol!"

"..."

Zhou Muxi looked at Yi Chengqi, his eyes suddenly became affectionate.

He cryptically confessed, "I'm chasing his brother," and Yi Chengqi cryptically responded, "Then I'll start chasing you too." This cryptic way of showing mutual affection moved Zhou Muxi more than a direct physical relationship.

It feels so good to be in first love 155551...

Zhou Muxi moved himself once again.

Zhou Muxi was tickled by Yi Chengqi's smug little appearance, and couldn't help but reach out and rub Yi Chengqi's hair. This intimate action narrowed the distance between the two, and Zhou Muxi took the He said in a joking tone: "The idol will not let you down, I will definitely work hard to make a good movie. You, the idol, can't let me down either, stop making CP with other people, and put them all in limbo."

Zhou Muxi smiled impeccably on the surface, and praised himself in his heart for being a clever planner.

Knowing that other people are just making cp with Yi Chengqi, Zhou Muxi still can't restrain her possessive desire.

Zhou Muxi is still worried about Zhong Yiyi's behavior of speaking close to Yi Chengqi's ear in the show, and he can't help but want to blow the pillow wind, and kill other popular X·Qi CPs in his sleep first.

Such a battle of wits and courage is comparable to three thousand concubines competing for favor in the harem.

However, Yi Chengqi heard Zhou Muxi's voice as a veiled admonition to him to speculate less on CP and improve his own strength.Immediately, she blushed with embarrassment, and could only nod her head obediently, accepting it humbly.

The author has something to say:

The high-energy lines that Ms. Fu heard are the original lines of "Crayon Shin-chan" (~)

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In the world of monsters, pregnant women will temporarily lose their mana during pregnancy, so the protagonist picks up a stone egg and puts it in his arms to pretend to be a pregnant woman.

The protagonist cannot prey, so he has to apply for a subsidy for poor households from the community. The reason is that his spouse has abandoned his wife and son, and it is not easy for a single mother.

The protagonist does not dare to drink blood and eat meat when having dinner with his neighbors, so he pretends to have severe morning sickness, has a unique taste, and only likes cooked meat.

The protagonist has been pregnant for two years, and without any sign of imminent delivery, she claims to be Shi Jing, who will be pregnant for a hundred years before reaching the expected date of delivery.

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The neighbors sigh every day for the ups and downs experienced by the protagonist as a mother.

Later, the stone egg in the protagonist's bosom hatched a black gold snake. The protagonist burst into tears and explained to the neighbor: Actually, I was forced and humiliated by the big monster. I don't know who the child's father is, and I don't even know My poor child was a little bastard.

Later, the neighbors discovered that the little bastard from the poor family next door had actually transformed into a purebred black dragon who was not only a daily nemesis, but also wanted to be the main character...

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