After I carry my own CP banner

Yi Chengqi coughed like hell, and he coughed like hell, but fortunately, his cough came and went quickly.Faced with other people's concerns, he wiped away the tears hanging from the corners of his eyes and said, "I'm fine, I'm fine..."

Comedian Che took the advertising card from Zhou Muxi, looked at it, and said in the eunuch's voice, "Zhou~hundreds of years!"

He turned the advertising card over and showed everyone that the small font in the lower right corner should be regarded as a passionate confession of fanatical fans.

Yi Chengqi: "."

Only then did Yi Chengqi realize that he was overly sensitive, so much so that everything he listened to was like a Monday cp.

Jin Mingzui wondered: "You and I have no chance, it's all because of my spending money. Chasing stars to sponsor idol programs, and even let idols read commercials, can be regarded as a winner in life."

Comedian Che suddenly said: "There is a message at the bottom of the back of this card, saying that the advertising cards of the other four sponsors are hidden separately in the RV, let us find it ourselves."

"..."

Zhong Yiyi said seriously: "What will happen if you don't look for it?"

Car comedian said seriously: "The time limit is one hour, if you don't want to find...the driver will leave us and run away."

"..."

Not to mention the question of where the driver can go after abandoning the car, it is a part of the arrangement of the program group, and they should cooperate in the implementation.

The caravan is not allowed to walk in the car while driving. After a while, the caravan parked in an open place, and the six people started to look for the four advertising cards hidden in various places, indirectly leading the audience to visit the structure of the caravan from the perspective of a star And experience the facilities in the car.

For example, the seat can be flipped and combined into a bed with the tablet control; for example, the flip-top and washbasin in the kitchen are combined into one, which saves more space; for example, there is a coffee machine in the middle of the side-by-side sofa seats...

The car comedian even turned into Wu Dalang, a car seller who was posing and posing, stroking the leather sofa pretentiously with his orchid fingers, and hooked his hands at Yi Chengqi and said, "You come too."

Yi Chengqi bowed his hands and said goodbye.

In the process of searching, they also successively found raw materials such as rice, flour, coffee beans, etc. hidden in the RV, as well as condiments such as oil, salt, sauce, vinegar, and pepper.

After collecting all five advertising cards, the RV started up again.Yi Chengqi sat back in the parking seat just now, but Zhou Muxi sat down next to him instead.

Yi Chengqi was slightly surprised.Zhou Muxi fastened his seat belt, and when he looked up to meet Yi Chengqi's eyes, he reminded him in a low voice, "Fasten your seat belt."

Yi Chengqi opened his mouth, nodded, and responded softly: "Oh..."

Zhong Yiyi saw that his seat was taken by Zhou Muxi, so he had to sit in the back row.

Led by Actor Ke, several people began to calculate each other's strengths, and concluded that all six people present said that they could cook instant noodles, and that Jin Mingzui could fry eggs.

It was also the first time Jin Mingzui knew that instant noodles and a fried egg are considered a high-end set meal.

Actor Ke applauded to mobilize everyone's morale, and said, "When we arrive at our destination, let's buy steamed buns, roast chicken, and other cooked food. If you have a box lunch, you can pack it. It's no problem to fill your stomach!"

Everyone nodded.

However, the destination they arrived at is a place where birds don't shit.Except for a big river with wide waves and the wind blowing rice flowers on both sides, they stood on the bank, and they couldn't hear the boatman's chant, and couldn't see the white sails on the boat.

six people:"……"

The program team was very thoughtful and laid a net to make people have nowhere to escape.When everyone was discouraged, the program team reminded that they can buy fresh ingredients from fish pond owners thousands of miles away.

The six people worked together in a division of labor, leaving three to clean up in place while the other three searched for ingredients.Zhong Yiyi sent Yi Chengqi away thousands of miles away, and Yi Chengqi climbed over the small dam, but saw that no one was waiting after crossing the hill, and all he could see were crops, large mulberry trees, fish ponds, and even a house Didn't see the tip.Accompanying Yi Chengqi were Zhou Muxi and Jin Mingzui. The three got off the dam and walked around the dam of the pond.

The scenery along the way is beautiful, but it is a pity that pedestrians are not in a good mood to see the scenery.

Yi Chengqi and others finally found the thatched hut built by the owner of the fish pond. Chaimen heard the barking of the dog and scattered chicken manure everywhere. As soon as Yi Chengqi and others approached, the chicken jumped wildly and the dog barked. , greeted the owner of the fish pond who was feeding chickens from a distance of [-] meters, and brought the dialogue mode of folk song duet into daily life.

Fortunately, the program team should have gone through the procedure with the fish pond owner beforehand. The three of them spent 50 yuan to buy a big fish that was alive and kicking.

When Yi Chengqi and the others rushed back with the big fish in their hands, the six people were in trouble again surrounding the big fish that was still flopping on the chopping board.

Yi Chengqi stared at the fish eyes without highlights, as if seeing an emoji: Even if I was burned into soup, there was still a strange light in my eyes.

Actor Ke asked, "Do you know how to kill fish?"

Comedian Che asked again: "Who wants to learn how to kill fish?"

Zhong Yiyi asked: "Do you want to buy fish and kill it?"

Faced with three consecutive questions, the scene was once embarrassing.

Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi carried the fish back to the thatched hut again, and found the fish seller, and sincerely asked him to help them handle the fish.The little brother said that he has no tools, and he has to pay extra for killing fish.Money was tight, and Yi Chengqi thought about having to run back and forth to get the knife, but his legs were weak. He glanced at it and saw a bucket of stone snails on the ground, so he pulled Zhou Muxi aside to discuss: "How about we take the fish? Replace it with a stone snail?"

With a little hesitation, Zhou Muxi replied, "Well, it's fine if you like it."

Hearing that Yi Chengqi wanted to change the stone snails, the little brother was also happy. He handed over the fish with one hand and the snails with the other. The little brother also said, "This snail has vomited mud all night, and it is clean." He also gave a handful of Flammulina velutipes mushrooms and two A grass egg.

Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi brought back the big and small bags. Everyone looked at the one-for-three ingredients and felt that they had earned it.

Car comedian ordered the menu: flour and noodles, stir-fried Sichuan pepper with escargot, steamed enoki mushroom with soy sauce, egg soup with chopped green onion.

It sounds very rich.

When individuals show their talents, the on-site conversations are like swiping bullet screens:

(Shocked) "Meet! You won't?"

(ashamed) "No..."

(Spreading hands) "Then Zhong Yiyi and I, who are southerners, will not be able to."

(Narrator) "I didn't mean to say that northerners must meet each other."

"..."

(Question) "Do I need to add salt to the dough?"

(hesitating) "Shouldn't you need to add it?"

(Reverse question) "Don't add so much water to kneading noodles?"

(Ashamed) "There is too much salt, add water to neutralize it."

(Question) "Neutralization should also be adding sugar, right?"

"..."

(Jin Mingzui) "Can everyone eat spicy food?"

(Yi Chengqi) "Yes! Add more!"

(Zhong Yiyi) "The Flammulina velutipes are also spicy."

(Yi Chengqi) "Do you want to add spice to the egg drop soup?"

"..."

Two dishes, one soup and one staple food are served on the table one after another.The six people sat around a table with a full sense of ritual, and began to taste the delicacy of their own labor.

The noodles turned into gnocchi, soft and not chewy, and the lucky ones could still eat a mouthful of salt that was not mixed evenly.Fortunately, the stir-fried Sichuan pepper with escargot is very tasty.

Everyone picked up their chopsticks, Car Comedian was the quickest to move, with a stone snail in his mouth, he suddenly said solemnly: "Comrades, I have discovered a matter of life and death."

The other five people: "?"

The car comedian spit out the stone snail and dropped it into the bowl with a jingling sound. He said: "This stone snail is stuffy and very tasty, but it can be seen without cutting the tail and picking the meat with a bamboo stick. Can’t eat, what do you think should I do?”

Comedian Che speaks with his own tune of playing cross talk with a bamboo board, so he sent someone to cheer him up: What!what!manage!

There was silence at the table.

Comedian Che smoothed things over by himself: "Come on, everyone follow me, let's take a sip of this spicy taste, hey, it's spicy enough, and we can eat it with gnocchi!"

The car comedian pouted his mouth so hard that he could hang a pot, and with the BGM, he became a ghost: You say your mouth is beeping, beeping beeping.

The other five people: "..."

The few people worked for nothing for a while, and the operation was as fierce as a tiger, and the record was terrible.

With the previous two comparisons, "flammulina velutipes steamed soy sauce" and "egg and scallion soup" left them with surprises, after all, they couldn't be worse.

This tasteless dinner lasted from three o'clock in the afternoon to 07:30 in a daze.The sun was setting and the wind was cold by the river. The six of them took out six folding deck chairs from the car and arranged them in a row. It was very comfortable to lie down and watch the stars in the sky.

Jin Mingzui: "Let's summarize today's first program recording."

Yi Chengqi: "Hungry."

Zhong Yiyi: "Hungry."

Zhou Muxi: "..."

Comedian Che: "Since the director team dared to say that the labels of this show are food and travel, it must have been carefully thought out. You see, the taste of the world makes the big guys greedy, and that one is flying down three thousand feet, the director team Knowing that he was invincible, he adjusted the target audience of the program in time, obviously aiming at the weight-loss crowd."

Comedian Che's analysis was straightforward, and Actor Ke only made an additional explanation: "The word food is taken apart. Look at the three little fresh meats next to us. Each of them is a dish for dinner. The three of them represent this The color and fragrance of the show."

Yi Chengqi, who was in charge of choosing one of the "color and fragrance", touched his belly and crumpled up the tissue in his hand. He got up and wanted to throw away the trash. Zhong Yiyi followed him and touched two boxes The sponsor Sweet Milk, who was placed diagonally behind as the background board, handed a box to Yi Chengqi.

Zhong Yiyi walked close to Yi Chengqi's ear with an ambiguous posture and whispered: "Tips, eat more food from sponsors, and the photographer will give you more close-up shots."

Yi Chengqi took the milk.

Zhong Yiyi passed by sideways, and even blinked at Yi Chengqi.

Yi Chengqi rubbed his ears, he was used to Zhong Yiyi's behavior of not forgetting the business cp, and he could forgive Zhong Yiyi for playing the image of a domineering boss, making his whole body greasy.

He didn't care too much about breaking off the straw and sticking it into the milk carton, sipping the straw, drinking the milk, the taste of the milk was mild, with a little sweetness, which unexpectedly suited Yi Chengqi's taste.

Once the appetite is satisfied, Yi Chengqi's mood goes up.He pursed his lips, with a smile in his eyes, as soon as he walked back to the recliner area where six people were side by side, he bumped into Zhou Muxi's eyes suddenly.

Yi Chengqi was taken aback, Zhou Muxi's gaze contained something that he couldn't see through, and his eyes met, Zhou Muxi immediately looked away.

Yi Chengqi could feel that Zhou Muxi was not in a good mood.Then I thought again: Zhou Muxi was in a bad mood because he was starved by the program crew.

As soon as Zhong Yiyi went back, he distributed the milk to everyone, but Zhou Muxi just took the sweet milk and didn't intend to drink it.

Yi Chengqi walked over and said to Zhou Muxi with a smile: "The milk is delicious, try it, and it's the milk of the gold master's father. It's unusual, so you can't help but drink it."

"..."

Zhou Muxi looked up at Yi Chengqi's shining eyes, and the stars all over the sky became his background board, and the little emotions in Zhong Yiyi's heart that were awkward because of the too close interaction between Zhong Yiyi and Yi Chengqi just now were soothed.

Zhou Muxi smiled and nodded to Yi Chengqi.

……

The program recording ends.

The starving celebrities couldn't maintain their demeanor in front of the camera, and the boxes of lazy self-cooking hot pot that Yi Chengqi brought came in handy immediately.

As a result, this paragraph was also recorded as a small easter egg by the program group.

When the filming was completely over, Yi Chengqi and Zhong Yiyi, who were eager to catch up with the second day's schedule, left first. Jin Mingzui and Che Comedian returned to the hotel together. Ke actor rushed back to the set. Before Zhou Muxi left, he called his little assistant Zhou Jingze Come over and whisper: "Go and get a carton of milk from the sponsor, just say you want to drink it yourself."

Assistant Zhou Jingze: "?"

The little assistant Zhou Jingze was very confused, but the boss had an order, and he was only responsible for carrying it out.

Little assistant Zhou Jingze went to the scene and took a box of sweet milk, returned to the nanny's car, and handed it to Zhou Muxi.He watched Zhou Muxi solemnly break open the straw and put it into the box, couldn't help being curious, and asked, "Brother, don't you really hate drinking milk?"

Zhou Muxi really hated drinking milk, so he didn't dare to try it lightly on the show, for fear of being disgusted and nauseated on the spot.Even in private, he was extra careful, took a small sip lightly, with the tip of his tongue against the inside of his thin lips, narrowed his eyes slightly, and smacked the taste carefully.

The milk taste is very light, with a hint of sweetness.Thinking of Yi Chengqi smiling at him with the milk straw just now, the sweetness on the tip of his tongue became a little stronger.

It is not ruled out that it is due to psychological effects. In short, it tastes a little better than pure milk.

Seeing that Zhou Muxi ignored him, the little assistant Zhou Jingze thought that Zhou Muxi was starved by this little show, and he was so hungry that he would eat anything.