After I carry my own CP banner

"Picnic on the Roadside" has not yet aired, and manager Sister Wei predicted that although this variety show has gathered three popular stars, it will be popular enough for the first broadcast, but it is still not ready for a big hit.

As soon as the agent finished speaking, he patted Yi Chengqi's little head again and said, "But I also believe that you have the physique of a hot-searched sponsor. Maybe the hot-searched position has been arranged for you long ago."

Sister Wei's words were of course a joke.

Of course! and!

I thought that the popularity of Yi Chengqi and Zhou Muxi being in the same frame had gone downhill, but on the day the show was broadcast, as soon as the official Weibo revealed the other three mysterious guests, fans from all walks of life became restless.

Among them: 007 Buddha is spreading flowers.CP fans cheered on Monday.The rich and invincible CP fan of the country surpassed the Chinese New Year.The sweet-scented osmanthus cake was immediately angry——Yi Chengqi made an inch of it, and insisted that Zhou Muxi would not relax, would he learn to avoid suspicion automatically?Do you think the whole fan circle spoils him like X·Qi fans?Do you have to be scolded?

Most of the sweet-scented osmanthus cakes are relatively rational, silently holding back, and big fans are also maintaining stability in the group: at worst, contribute to the playback volume, and make up Zhou Muxi's cut later.

but! Yes!

As soon as the feature film aired on Sunday night, Zhou Muxi's personal super chat and a large group of fans exploded into a mushroom cloud.Yi Chengqi's performance in the show fell into the eyes of Osmanthus Cake, and the whole process was full of black spots:

Zhou Muxi eats rice for three meals, and is not used to eating pasta. Yi Chengqi advocated noodles in the show;

Zhou Muxi loves to eat fish and doesn't like to eat any shellfish, so Yi Chengqi presumptuously proposes to replace the fish with stone snails;

Zhou Muxi couldn't eat a little spicy food, so Yi Chengqi asked whether the egg soup should be spicy...

Even the short 2 minutes of next week's trailer made the sweet-scented osmanthus cake explode on the spot——

Zhou Muxi hates drinking milk the most, and Yi Chengqi even brought out a sponsor to pressure Zhou Muxi: "I can't drink it."

And the straw that crushed the bottom line of Osmanthus Cake was the Monday cp fans who were applauded in the barrage.For this group of brainless CP fans, Osmanthus Cake unilaterally announced the removal of their fans: a group of people who don't know Zhou Muxi's likes and dislikes, and are led by Zuo Bian's relatives all the time, don't deserve to like Zhou Muxi at all.

In a fit of rage, Osmanthus Cake made the above black dots into a long picture, and the whole team slaughtered Yi Chengqi and reposted the promotional Weibo comment area of ​​the official Weibo that night, accusing Yi Chengqi of turning his face into a circle of cp fans on Monday, and backhanded Who wants to be disgusted by the operation of Bailian.

007 also rushed over upon hearing the news, and went to the battle of sweet-scented osmanthus cake.

The two big fans pinched each other, and in the blink of an eye, [-] buildings were found, and they were directly scolded on the trending searches, and by the way, "Picnic on the Roadside" was uploaded to experience the overwhelming coldness of the heights.

The sweet-scented osmanthus cake has been tolerated for a long time, if you don't tear it up, you will be done, but if you tear it up, you will tear it up and down.

There are two reasons why Osmanthus Cake has been patient again and again. One is naturally worried about having a bad influence on Zhou Muxi, and the other is that he is afraid of the third-party forces (ALL Qi fans) who are eyeing him.

The above two can be attributed to the same reason - the other family is caused by fans, and the idol is responsible.But once Yi Chengqi is involved, the ending will become fans tearing up Yi Chengqi, and the idol being fired X·Qi cp.

Osmanthus Cake Black Chicken Mackerel, Osmanthus Cake calls out loudly: Please don’t let the behavior of fans rise to the level of the star himself! ! !

(*Black-bone chicken mackerel=no few words)

But, all Qi fans are like a group of blood-kissing sharks, quickly occupying the hot seat to watch the excitement.

As the leading fan in the fan circle, All Qi Fan loves to watch scenes of falling in love and killing each other the most.Fans of other people’s operations to escort their idols are difficult to cook, support from all directions, and directly tear up xfxy, tearing the enemy army into pieces, and Yi Chengqi’s ALL Qi fans not only do not help, but also love each other Killing, tearing and fighting to find sugar.On the other hand, it is also considered a surprise victory.

The [-]th-line stars with a small coffee position dare not come to offend, even if it is a small fresh meat with the same coffee position, whoever dares to tear up Yi Chengqi, all Qi fans will form X·Qi cp for whoever backhands.

And once you are grouped with X · Qi cp, it is equivalent to being covered with a debuff in a weak state. You must default that Qi Qi is a group pet, follow all the principles of putting Qi Qi first, group pet Qi Qi is every CP object palm treasure.

What's even more exasperating is that the X Qi cp doesn't care about your life after the All Qi fan group is finished.On the other hand, the fans of the opponent have an additional hard indicator of daily data brushing enthusiasm.

After all, there is an unwritten rule in the fan circle: Among the stars who are tied to Yi Chengqi's cp, the redness and greenness of the corresponding X Qi cp is directly linked to the heat of the cooking person.It even involved the principle that the six big X Qi Zhengzhu didn't have a good face towards the stars who fell out with Yi Chengqi.

I don't know who brought up this fucking industry indicator, anyway, the group of people who scolded him the most are usually the group of people who are the most ruthless for their idols who stir up X·Qi heat.

All Qi fans are like a group of hungry wolves wandering around in the fan circle with green eyes, everyone thinks that they are coveting Yi Chengqi's OnePiece-level beauty, and make all the provocative declarations of war from other families into a morbid state. The plot of love is so familiar that the fans of other fans will not tear it up purely, and generally no one will take the initiative to provoke Yi Chengqi again.

It is precisely because of this that this long-lost battle to tear apart relatives has attracted tens of millions of people to watch.

Come to think of it, in the new generation, only Zhou Muxi's fans dare to tear Yi Chengqi apart. After all, this is the only king who is not afraid of being isolated by the six masters of the Eastern Palace behind Yi Chengqi. There is no deterrence in front of it.

Yi Chengqi has always felt that his popular physique is also dependent on the luck of the heavens, whether it is a blessing or a curse, it all depends on whether God throws him a piece of freshly baked pie or a pancake pan.

And tonight's hot search in the sky was a big pot smashed on his forehead, which made him dizzy and was scolded bloody.

Yi Chengqi sneaked and huddled in the corner of the sofa tremblingly, flipped through the sweet-scented osmanthus cake with a trumpet, and swiped the picture comments on the comment area of ​​his Weibo.

It never occurred to Yi Chengqi that he stepped on Zhou Muxi's minefield in the end that he walked very carefully step by step.

In view of the precision of this thunderstorm, even he would suspect that his soul was out of his body that day, turning into a long-planned scheming bitch.

Yi Chengqi was trembling, Yi Chengqi was terrified.

Yi Chengqi found that there were still some sweet-scented osmanthus cakes scolding Zhou Muxi's preferences and minefields while scolding in the comment area, and what's more, some people compiled a few of Zhou Muxi's favorite home-cooked dishes into simple recipes and posted them. In the comments, I almost pressed Yi Chengqi's head and said: I'll give you a chance to make up for your mistakes! ! !

Yi Chengqi was educated with an open mind, wishing he could burn incense and take a bath, and recite Zhou Muxi's popular science materials upside down to show his sincerity and apology.

The scientific map of osmanthus cake is very comprehensive: Compared with egg drop soup, Zhou Muxi prefers to eat egg custard; Zhou Muxi can't eat a little spicy, but can accept pepper soup; Zhou Muxi hates coriander and green onion in soup, But chopped green onion is acceptable when fried, roasted, stewed and fried; Zhou Muxi hates drinking milk, including toffee and dry milk, etc., prefers drinking water to beverages, and drinks coffee to refresh himself; Zhou Muxi likes to eat fish, shrimp and crab. But hate all shellfish, especially oysters and snails...

Yi Chengqi pulled the information shared by Osmanthus Cake into the manuscript on the tablet, which has a total of 12077 characters.

In the next few days, the assistant Xiaobai watched Yi Chengqi cook in the kitchen whenever he had free time, and Huang Tian paid off, Yi Chengqi finally learned how to steam egg custard before the second episode of the show started filming.

Assistant Xiaobai: "."

This is not the end of the sweet-scented osmanthus cake to tear up Yi Chengqi, it is clearly #業花糕教你怎么升级喜技#, #桂花糕教你怎么喜欢周朝熊#, #桂花糕教你怎么做婚人#.

As soon as the assistant Xiaobai turned his head, he performed a spiral ascending to the sky in #周周#cp Chaohua, posting and wailing: "Sisters! I'm really looking forward to the second issue of "Picnic on the Roadside" ah woo woo woo, what kind of innocent is Qi Qi? The silly, white, sweet and cute 1551 is a must-have Yi Cheng Qi for every home, and each family can allocate one Yi Cheng Qi to greatly increase the happiness index of life, please Guo Jia popularize this measure immediately!!!”

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During this period, the only thing that made Yi Chengqi feel gratified was that Mrs. @星空里504 edited the third video, and a cute new girl opened a book in #周周#cp超话[ A fan serialization of the campus ability paro].

The main sugar is the key, but the follow-up grain production is also indispensable.

Yi Chengqi saw that the CP Chaohua that he had picked up with one hand had begun to take shape, and he was filled with emotion. No matter how hard it is, he must learn to be stronger.

While instructing his assistant Xiaobai to quickly find the surrounding prizes and send them to the wife and little sisters in the starry sky, he clicked on the edited video made by the wife in the starry sky.

Different from the previous two videos, which are either lazy or decadent and dark, the most obvious difference is that the first two videos are plot-oriented and related, while the third video is purely about Zhou Muxi and Yi Cheng. Mixed cuts of Qi and Qi's beauty awards.

Bgm: Trouble I'm In.

The prelude is as gentle as water, the singing voice is full of love, the male voice is low and affectionate, like whispering in the ear, gentle but warm.

The light and fresh soundtrack, the light and fresh colors, every frame of Zhou Muxi and Yi Chengqi's appearance is comparable to a refined photo. The bgm is the baptism of the soul, and the god-level beauty pictures of the two are the benefits of the eye spa.

Orgasm rings, Youareyouare.Myfavouritemedicine.

The screen cooperates with the bgm to accurately step on the spot, and constantly switches the shots of the two people looking up and smiling, and the string together seems to be a silent confession of the two affectionately looking at each other.

At the end of the song, the bgm melody gradually faded away.

In the silent black screen, Zhou Muxi's deep and magnetic voice suddenly sounded, stirring everyone's heartstrings.

"Just call me by my name."

Three seconds of silence.

Yi Chengqi's handsome face appeared on the screen, and he gave a slightly puzzled "ah" and said in an uncertain tone, "Mu Xi...?"

In the next shot, Zhou Muxi turned his head and smiled at him, and made a soft and gentle nasal sound: "En."

Video over.

Yi Cheng Qi Rui Sibai (respect), the ordinary two or three sentences of dialogue, was stunned by the wife in the starry sky to cut it into an idol drama, which has a sense of sight and playback in slow motion.

The retweets and comments on this Weibo are not low. In the comment area, Zhou Muxi wailed and was killed by Zhou Muxi, and ALL Qi fans who specialize in mixing and matching CP reposted the comment: "Although the video was first released in a week, it is super popular, but even if I was beaten into a ky dog, and I want to tell the whole world—this is obviously Monday cp, it’s so good! I’m in tears, my emotions are fragmented! My wife edited by God, but the owner stamped Monday CP! Ma'am, climb the wall! I'll pass you the escalator!"

The opponent came to ky openly, and even poached corners on the spot. This kind of situation is definitely a taboo in other cp circles, but a group of little sisters cried together in Chaohua, like Jinggangshan successfully joined forces, and the lurking and forbearing underground party finally After finding the organization, weeping passionately one by one, reposting the original blog and echoing ddd.

Yi Chengqi: "???"

Without saying a word, Yi Chengqi went to Monday cp Chaochao, and saw the ironclad evidence of being sealed by Monday cp fans as the rightful owner and stamped on Monday in the popular post-that is, when Zhou Muxi read the slogan, when he read it Yi Chengqi choked on the spot and coughed non-stop at the sentence "Long Live Zhou Yi".

On Monday, cp fans claimed that Yi Chengqi coughed because of guilt and shyness. In the video, Qi Qi coughed with watery eyes and flushed face, and looked at Zhou Muxi with anger and embarrassment.

this!That's the proof!

On Monday, the cp super talk of the Chinese New Year, the Jianguo Daye video was expanded, and the original sound of Zhou Muxi chanting "Long Live Zhou Yi (Yi)" was cut into it.

Yi Chengqi: "..."

Fortunately, Yi Chengqi's mentality is as stable as a bell now, and he no longer shuts himself up when he is angry.

After all, in the same video, Osmanthus Cake has already criticized Yi Chengqi's coughing as a poor acting skill to catch the heat.

Since "Picnic on the Roadside" aired, Yi Chengqi has been scolded by Osmanthus Cake several times (...) Compared with the blowout scolding of Osmanthus Cake, facing the obscenity of cp fans on Monday, Yi Cheng There was no fluctuation in Qi's heart, and he even wanted to (wryly) smile a little.