After I carry my own CP banner

On the morning of the recording of "Picnic on the Roadside", at eight o'clock sharp, Yi Chengqi's mobile phone screen popped up a daily reminder of the star rice ball:

"Heat up the topic every day, give @易成琪_Selvin the best support"

"Heat up the topic every day, give @周木玲 the best support"

Yi Chengqi crossed out the reminder, turned off the phone and boarded the plane.When he got off the plane, it was almost noon, and the staff who came to pick him up brought him on his way to meet the program crew.

Arriving at the destination, as soon as Yi Chengqi got out of the car, he met Zhou Muxi who had just arrived, and he hurried forward to say hello: "Mr. Zhou, good morning."

Zhou Muxi turned her head to look at Yi Chengqi, the corners of her mouth raised in a proper arc.Yi Chengqi is quite aware of this, it is a compulsory entry foundation for people in the industry, commonly known as professional smirking.

Yi Chengqi originally thought that Zhou Muxi would reply him with a casual greeting, but Zhou Muxi said: "There are three seniors who are recording the show together today, if you call me that again, I will think you are doing it on purpose." mocking me."

Yi Chengqi was embarrassed, and quickly expressed his sincerity: "I didn't mean that..."

Zhou Muxi interrupted him and said, "You can just call me by my name, or..." He secretly suggested selfishly, "Or you can just call me 'Brother'."

Yi Chengqi was a little ashamed when he heard this, and said embarrassedly: "Although I entered the industry late and didn't get any results, but...in fact, I am half a year older than you, Mr. Zhou."

Zhou Muxi was surprised.

Yi Chengqi was afraid that he would not believe him, so he said, "We are the same year. You were born at the end of November, and I was born at the beginning of March."

Yi Chengqi's introduction to Zhou Muxi's Baidu Encyclopedia can be recited fluently.I think when he saw Zhou Muxi who was eight months younger than him, he was still slumped on the sofa and beat his thigh fiercely. CP, I have regrets in my life.

Zhou Muxi couldn't help raising his eyebrows, his focus was on Yi Chengqi knowing his birthday.It can be seen that Yi Chengqi cares about him very much.

Zhou Muxi felt that his inner speculation had advanced by 10%.

Since Zhou Muxi reversed the cause-and-effect relationship, from "Yi Chengqi approached me to gain popularity by CP speculation" to "Yi Chengqi used the guise of CP speculation to get close to me", he has observed Yi Chengqi in a 360-degree manner No matter how you look at it, you can feel that Yi Chengqi has worked so hard just to get his glance, smile and turn around.

The dopamine in his brain began to secrete, and he was in a good mood, jokingly said: "That's because you look small."

Yi Chengqi: "It's okay..."

Yi Chengqi quietly took a peek at Zhou Muxi, he could clearly feel that Zhou Muxi's attitude towards him today was closer than in the previous two cooperations.Yi Chengqi guessed in his heart that Zhou Muxi was probably a slow-moving social player...

The camera crew was already in place, Zhou Muxi took two steps, but still did not give up and said, "Just call me by my name."

Yi Chengqi let out an "ah" and said hesitantly, "Mu Xi...?"

Zhou Muxi raised the corners of his mouth, turned his head and smiled at Yi Chengqi, and replied, "Yeah."

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Yi Chengqi was dazzled by Zhou Muxi's smile early in the morning.

At the same time, Yi Chengqi also made a major discovery: Zhou!Mu!Rhinoceros!After being tied up by him for x1x2x3 hot searches (...), I don't seem to hate him!

Yi Chengqi wanted the groundhog to scream, and Zhou Muxi's cloudy and sunny attitude completely relieved Yi Chengqi's psychological burden of being in the same frame with him today.

With Zhou Muxi's popularity and strength, there is no need to speculate with Yi Chengqi for CP. The only explanation is that Zhou Muxi saw through his little tricks, but chose to laugh it off, and didn't care about gains and losses with him.

Yi Chengqi is grateful, his steps are light, and he is in a happy mood. Walking on the road, he seems to be ready to perform Yangko at any time.

The little assistant Zhou Jingze who was following behind the two of them saw his boss and Yi Chengqi talking and laughing, and was wondering, so the assistant Xiaobai who was walking with him took the initiative to say hello to him: "Hi, I'm Qi Qi's assistant, my name is..."

Assistant Zhou Jingze took over the conversation and said: "I know, your name is Xiaobai, and you were on the hot search with Brother Yi at the beginning of the year."

Assistant Xiaobai: "."

Yi Chengqi is a loyal fan of "Crayon Shin-chan".The protagonist Xiaoxin has a dog, known as the White God by people in the world, who can do decathlon.

And Yi Chengqi's assistant, Xiaobai, can't do all ten things.

Yi Chengqi once watched "Crayon Shin-chan" in the dressing room, and said earnestly: "The same name is Xiaobai, Xiaobai, look at you, you are not as good as a dog."

Yi Chengqi was inadvertently emotional, but was secretly photographed by the temporary staff at the scene and broke the news. Yi Chengqi and his assistant Xiaobai went on the hot search that night.

Yi Chengqi was hanged: #易成琪 insult assistant is not as good as a dog#

The assistant dares not speak out when he is humiliated, Yi Chengqi loses his humanity, his morals are corrupted, and if his morals are not worthy, there will be disasters!

At the same time, hot searches such as #易成琪打大名#, #易成琪性感恐怖# quickly dominated the hot search list. Afterwards, the assistant Xiaobai also used his Weibo work account to clarify, but Pipihei directly marked it as " Full of slavishness", Xiaobai was so angry that he turned into a vixen on the spot, and fought three hundred rounds with his hands.

Xiaobai was torn until the popularity continued to rise, so the manager, Sister Wei, assigned a marketing account and a navy to control the field, and took advantage of the situation to hype.Xiaobai was also in a scolding battle with black fans, and became famous in the first battle, so he also gained a lot of fans.

But Xiaobai is not proud of this battle of fame.

After all, he is a soft, cute and considerate counselor in reality, and it doesn't match the white fighting whites who live every day in the battle against the blacks, and the contrast is too great and the contrast is sharp.

Little assistant Zhou Jingze also joked: "You should be the only celebrity assistant that the whole network knows."

It can be seen from this that Yi Chengqi's hot-searched physique really lives up to its reputation. His favorite teammates, his favorite cp, and even his assistant can be ranked first in the hottest searches.

Yi Chengqi, he is the perpetual motion machine for carrying the whole team by himself, and he is the MVP that deserves his name.

It is said that after this anti-criminal hype, Yi Chengqi won two more advertising endorsements.It can be seen that the agent who sits behind Yi Chengqi and listens to the government behind the curtain is also a big boss who should not be underestimated.

The assistant Xiaobai smiled perfunctorily and said nothing, but the eyes in his heart rolled out thousands of miles.

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"Picnic on the Roadside" fixed six celebrity guests to appear in each issue. In addition to the officially announced famous celebrities, car comedians, and Zhou Muxi, the remaining three undisclosed guests are Yi Chengqi , Zhong Yiyi, and a certain middle-aged actor surnamed Ke.

Yi Chengqi is not familiar with the three seniors, but he and Zhong Yiyi are the (Fu Ke) enemy husbands and wives among CP fans.

Zhong Yiyi was cheated by the previous program group, and he was short of signing the contract and the official announcement. As a result, the program group set off a smoke bomb at the door, implying that the cooperating guest that the program group was actively negotiating with was one of the leaders of the new generation of popularity. Thinking that they were implying Zhou Muxi, the program team pretended to be deaf and dumb, allowing Zhou Muxi's fans to stir up the popularity of the show.

Zhong Yiyi's agent got angry at the time and directly refused to cooperate.Just at this time, the "Picnic on the Roadside" program team took the opportunity to invite Zhong Yiyi. The staff were humble and sincere, which made Zhong Yiyi's manager feel comfortable, and Zhong Yiyi signed the special invitation for the first issue early. guest.

Zhong Yiyi made his debut in the Ba Zong idol drama, and became famous in the Ba Zong idol drama. Along the way, he played himself as the number one male queen in the Ba Zong idol drama.

The audience had preconceived notions, and they all said that when they saw Zhong Yiyi's face, they thought he was very rich, so that Zhong Yiyi was eager to transform and acted in a poor boy web drama because he "couldn't accept Zhong Yiyi's acting. The character has no money" and was abandoned by the whole network.

As for the origin of Zhong Yiyi x Yi Chengqi's (Fu Ke) Enemy Country CP, it is because their names are homonymous, Zhong Yiyi, Yiyi x7, and they were directly declared as Fuke Enemy Country CP by the official.The famous scene of confirming love was in a certain entertainment variety show, Zhong Yiyi was performed live by the host cue to perform the scene of the idol drama boss.The voices of "Bi Dong Qi Qi" from the female fans in the audience were loud and tidy, and Zhong Yiyi, who didn't know why, was invited to Bi Dong Qi Qi, and it turned out...

Zhong Yiyi never expected that he would be directly promoted from a temporary worker to a major shareholder of X·Qi.

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Yi Chengqi and Zhong Yiyi chatted for a while, and other guests also arrived one after another.After simply greeting each other, they went around the luxury car funded and prepared by the program group to visit.

The RV driver's face was paralyzed, and he watched the guests wow in surprise the whole time.The one who wowed the loudest was of course the comedian named Che, after all, his route has always been grounded.

After visiting the caravan, they basically figured out the positions of the cameras on the car, and the program team asked them to prepare to unpack and record.

Everyone was unsuspecting and opened their backpacks openly.

Another attribute of Yi Chengqi is foodie, he brought a few boxes of lazy hotpot in his backpack.

Zhou Muxi is the most non-human being, and only has a SLR camera in her bag.

Zhong Yiyi’s bag is full of convenience medicines, and he must travel with Shuangfeiren, Panacea and Xingjunsan. These are the three major beliefs of Cantonese.

The program team took close-up shots one by one. After opening the package and recording, the program team said: "Snacks, instant food, and mobile phones are temporarily confiscated. They will be taken away after recording."

Everyone: "???"

The sudden action of the program group caught everyone off guard.

After the things were handed in, the program team sent them an envelope.

Zhong Yiyi took it, opened it, and saw that there was a bright red hundred-yuan bill stuffed inside.

The director team explained to the bewildered crowd: "The 100 yuan is your food expenses today. As we all know, this is a program that combines travel and food, and you must come and cook yourself."

Everyone: "???"

Who is "well known"?

Comedian Che interrupted: "Wait, you mean, your program team assembled a group of kitchen blasters to make a food show???"

This is not too unexpected. What was unexpected was that the program team took away the mobile phone that could be used to ask for help outside the venue. Comedian Che almost said his catchphrase "You are sick".

Jin Mingzui looked around in a daze, doubting his life, and asked, "Did I go to the wrong program group? Are you sure this is a caravan trip, not a Tang monk learning scriptures?"

Zhong Yiyi gave a thumbs up and boasted in a low voice: "Mr. Jin, yes, four bets x2."

Jin Mingzui gave in, humble and low-key: "No, no, it's just a double bet."

Interrupted by Zhong Yiyi, the protest atmosphere of the crusade against the program group disappeared instantly, and the six people were "driven" into the luxury car and set off on the road immediately.

The mood of the crowd was completely different from the excitement of visiting the caravan half an hour ago. The atmosphere was dignified. Actor Ke said: "I'm afraid all the expenses of the program group are spent on the caravan."

Yi Chengqi sat obediently, and replied in a low voice: "This car...is actually rented."

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Zhong Yiyi asked: "Who did you listen to?"

Yi Chengqi pointed to the half-folded card on the deck, and said, "The director reminded us to remember to read the advertisement, otherwise the program group will announce its disbandment on the spot because it cannot afford the rent."

Zhong Yiyi: "."

Comedian Che grabbed the card, opened his mouth to read it, and just glanced at it, then popped out three times in succession, "It doesn't make sense".He read the first sentence of the card: "At the request of the advertiser, I hope Zhou Muxi will read this advertisement."

"..."

Zhou Muxi, who was cue suddenly took over the advertisement card, and said in a straight voice: "This program is sponsored by the luxury car rental app 'Langji', which loves cars and loves Zhou Muxi even more (...).'Langji 'Accompany you to wander the world, the world is home."

Zhou Muxi frowned slightly after reading the advertisement, and recognized the extremely small font at the bottom: "Monday... long live?"

There is also a long series of exclamation points at the end of the sentence.

The others were confused when they heard the conclusion, and Yi Chengqi was immediately choked by a mouthful of saliva and turned his head away, coughing non-stop.Zhou Muxi heard the sound and looked over, only to see Zhong Yiyi, who was sitting next to Yi Chengqi, hastily stroking Yi Chengqi's back.