super english family crisis

Chapter 3 You Still Choose a Blind Date!

Tony's efficiency and conscientiousness have always been fantastic.

Although there is no conclusive evidence yet, for the sake of safety, after thinking that "Deadpool (probably) is a new super villain", he immediately sent a reminder message to all the superheroes in the Avengers League to "be vigilant and guard against Deadpool" .

Wade didn't know the bad news at first.

But when he tried to mention the new debut Deadpool to Peter, and wanted to secretly brag about himself, Peter said, "You made a mistake, I heard that it is Super Reverse, not Super British" and stopped him back.

While Wade was stunned...

Peter took out a comparison picture of Spiderman and Deadpool, pointed to the red and blue grid uniform in the photo of Spiderman and the red and black uniform in the photo of Deadpool, and said earnestly: "My dear, if you follow a star, you must look for the genuine one! Red and blue Spiderman is certified by Avengers, a superhero with a formal professional qualification certificate, and the new guy in red and black is obviously an unlicensed pirate copycat! I don’t know where it came from, and it might turn into a super villain in minutes .”

Wade suddenly said, "Is the control so strict now? Superheroes must have professional qualification certificates?"

With a silly and sweet face on his face, Peter nodded intently.

Wade, who underestimated the grim employment situation of the superheroes, found depressed that this is just like the entertainment circle. Superheroes such as Iron Man, Captain America, and Thor are already legends in the circle, surpassing the first-tier level; Spiderman is also a popular one. A popular little fresh meat star; but a new 'dead waiter' like myself is completely an eighteenth-tier who has not yet made a name for himself.Therefore, if you want to gain extra points in front of your father-in-law with the "eighteen lines", it is undoubtedly a dream, and you will probably only get a reply of "Who is Deadpool".

Life is so hard!

But Wade will not give in, everything is... for love.

He decided to take some drastic measures to get the consent of the threatened father-in-law.

such as……

One Three Five went to the logistics company where Steve worked, stood in front of the truck and yelled 'Come on, crush my body, I'm going to prove my love for Peter with my life! '

[-] went to Tony's Stark Industries, and while no one was paying attention, he quietly climbed up to the roof, shouting 'Mr. Stark, please marry Peter to me', while preparing to prove his sincerity by jumping off the building.

On Sunday, I play games and watch Star Wars hand in hand with Peter.

Wade felt well planned and foolproof.

Steve and Tony, who were still arguing on a daily basis, found that 'the whole family is entangled by perverts'.

However, this is just the beginning.

Peter, who knows nothing, is still happily eating a McDonald's cone.

Compared to Wade's anxious desire to gain his father-in-law's approval, he doesn't think his fathers will be an obstacle to his relationship at all.

You know, although Tony and Steve were shocked by the fact that Peter had a boyfriend, and because they were impressed by Wade's coquettish operation during the video call, in fact, they are really not stubborn parents.Since Peter was in middle school, Tony has supported him to enjoy his youth and love more; Steve may be a little conservative in character, but he only asks Peter to "take relationships seriously" and "don't leave behind studies".

Therefore, Peter may worry about getting along with his lover and his fathers, but he never worries about the verbal objections of his fathers.

Obviously, Wade didn't think so.

He very much agrees with Spider-Man's principle of "with great power comes great responsibility", and he insists on relying on his superior ability to eliminate omnipotence, get rid of all the diehards on the road of love, and prop up a blue sky for Peter. !

Then, less than a week after debuting.

Lost horse.

Because he was acting on that shitty plan.

Steve's logistics company was a bit better. The driver was about to pee out of his scare, but he braked in time and didn't crash into it; Splashing, trembling and stretching out fingers, trying to dip in their own blood, drawing red hearts on the ground, the members of Stark Corporation were going crazy with fright...

However, as soon as he was carried into the ambulance, he stood up vigorously, did a few aerobics exercises to move his body, and waved his hands: "It's gone, it's gone, I just want to scare the old man who beats mandarin ducks... "

Doctors and nurses in the ambulance: dumbfounded.JPG

A few days later, Deadpool, who frequently used indiscriminate methods to find trouble, spent his life tossing around day and night, and didn't hide much at all, fell off the horse easily and had no technical content.

If Tony, Steve, and Peter were normal people, they wouldn't react so quickly.

Because these days is a world of 'Superheroes are as numerous as dogs, and mutants are everywhere'. If you don't have any supernatural powers, you are too embarrassed to go out. At most, they think that this person probably has some supernatural powers, and maybe he is someone who can't be provoked. The mutant, feeling a little nervous and scared...

It can be combined with the red and black Deadpool who has been paid attention to as "perverted and seemingly mentally ill" when he debuted recently.

All three fell silent.

Tony asked Peter expressionlessly: "A brave former mercenary? Life was rough when he was young, but he was upright, kind and brave?"

Steve frowned and asked Peter: "Retired mercenary? Worked as a food delivery worker, and there is no danger in daily life? Have a childlike innocence, humorous and optimistic?"

Not long ago, under the constant attack of Peter's small milk voice, the two old fathers who had gradually softened stood firm again!

What kind of love are you talking about?Firmly disagree!

Peter grieved: ...I, I may have made a fake boyfriend.

Wade, who pretended to go out to deliver food, but actually helped others to collect debts, returned home happily: "Honey, I'm back! Today (Stark Company) gave a tip and encouraged me to continue to work hard (go to die elsewhere) Unexpected harvest! This profession seems to be able to continue to be explored, and the potential is endless! I am about to fall in love with this profession (addicted to jumping off buildings, unable to extricate myself).”

Peter looked at the headline on the computer webpage [Sad!The social pressure is too great, and incidents of guys jumping off buildings occur frequently], the subtitle is [Stark Tower welcomes the No.

But the poor Spider-Man took advantage of his eyesight which was several times stronger than that of ordinary people to carefully look at the fourteen lying in a pool of blood in various poses. He even drew red hearts at the beginning, but he might have forgotten when he played too high in the later stage. It is said that they are all familiar 'corpses' who jumped from the Stark Tower. Looking at my innocent boyfriend again, I can't wait to poke my eyes: "... let's break up!"

Deadpool Wade Sundered: Why! !

Peter is callous: no reason.

But Wade didn't believe it!

Wade's eyes were deep, and he planned viciously in his heart: MD, it must be Tony Stark who got in the way!I will do a triple jump tomorrow to scare him to death.

After many years, the little green goblin Harry once again ushered in the tragic cry of the bamboo horse friend: "In this world, no one really loves little spiders, except perverts! When Rhino and Spiderman confessed, I was very crazy But I never expected that I escaped the rhinoceros, but I didn't escape another pervert who knew how to hide his identity and ambush me! Peter shouldn't be in love! Peter only provokes perverts!"

Harry was so desperate by his crying, his hairline slowly moved back again...

He thought for a long time, and suggested: "Why don't you choose a blind date! Introduce it by familiar relatives and friends, at least you can guarantee that you are not a pervert."

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