super english family crisis

Chapter 4

Because of their own ghosts...

During the parent-teacher meeting, Steve was distracted the whole time, Tony kept his head down playing with his phone, and Peter huddled in the corner without saying a word.

The 'long' parent meeting is finally over.

Next is the school visit time, and during this process, the teacher will have a short one-on-one conversation with each parent who arrives, usually talking about the performance of the child in detail, such as whether the personality is introverted, whether the study is Partial subject, do you have any plans for future development?

But the row of parents looking at Peter...

The teacher stammered with embarrassment and asked, "Uh, for the next conversation, you, who will come?"

Before everyone could react, Dr. Banner, who had been attending the parent meeting seriously, was the first to raise his arms high.

He was as active as a primary school student: "Teacher, I will come. I have seven doctorates."

Steve/Tony Qiqi turned his head in disbelief: ...Doctor, you!arrive!end!How!what!back!thing? ! !

But before the two of them took any measures, the teacher immediately agreed with relief: "Okay, then please come to my office."

Steve/Tony: …Seven Ph.D.s and you can do whatever you want? ? ! ! !

They stood up subconsciously, wanting to stop.

But they turned their heads at the same time and looked at each other: "Wait, Tony/Steve is still here, I can't let Tony/Steve find out about my abnormality, today's business is too messy, I have to figure out how to deal with it first." Something happened."

So Dr. Banner happily followed the teacher away.

Other parents left the classroom one after another, and went to visit the school under the guidance of their children.

But before leaving, they all took a curious look at the strange combination of 'one child and N parents'. At this time, Peter was about to get under the table.

Natasha looked back at a bunch of colleagues, feeling very frantic.

She wanted to beat up Hawkeye, who was not successful enough but failed: "I asked you to help me, why did you call me a group? Are you stupid?!"

She still thought that these people were called by Hawkeye.

Ant-Man and Thor are the most innocent.

The two of them only recognized Black Widow and Hawkeye so far, chatting beside them without knowing the situation.

As for Hawkeye, who was angered by Natasha, he fell asleep heartlessly on the table.

There is no way, the scumbag can't stand the teacher's hypnotic speech the most.

Because it was in a public place, Natasha, who couldn't reveal everyone's identities, had nowhere to vent, so she turned her apologetic eyes to the captain and Iron Man, trying to express, 'I'm sorry, Captain, Iron Man, it's that bastard Hawkeye who sent the wrong message' .

But unfortunately, the skill of eye contact has not yet been invented by Aegis.

Steve successfully received Natasha's gaze, and immediately understood.

"It really was organized by Natasha... Maybe, maybe Bucky?"

He kept guessing in his heart: "It is said that Bucky and Natasha were partners in the early years, and Bucky and I must have complained about the parent meeting, and he told Natasha, and then, the two of them came up with this way to help me. No wonder I received Natasha's leave message saying 'have a parent-teacher meeting'. I almost thought that all schools in the United States hold parent-teacher meetings on the same day now."

Tony also saw Natasha's gaze, and was a little dazed.

"It really is what Natasha can do!"

He thought a little angrily: "It must be Rhodes who told her loudly, so what does she want to do? Laugh at me for not being able to take care of my family and career? Are you going to make my family affairs known to everyone? She came here pretending to be a parent , do you want to see me joke?"

Peter huddled in the corner, racking his brains: "How should I explain these people to my fathers, is it okay to hire them for money?"

So, the family of three sent text messages to Natasha at the same time.

Captain America: [Although I am very grateful to you and Bucky for their generous help this time, holding parent-teacher meetings for children is my personal business after all.Let me handle it myself next time.Thanks again, Natasha. ]

Iron Man: [If you want to see my jokes, you made it, ma'am!But remember, that's my son.I will solve the matter of the parent meeting by myself in the future, and there will be no next time. ]

Spider-Man: [Aunt Natasha, please.If my dads (in the second row, the handsomest one and the one with the biggest eyes) ask, just say, I paid you to help. ]

Natasha who received three text messages at the same time: ...the message is too large, a bit overloaded, let me take it easy.

She silently deleted the text message of "I'm sorry, Captain/Iron Man, it's all Hawkeye's fault..." and felt that a door to a new world was opening to her.

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To debunk or not to debunk, thatisaquestion.

But considering... this matter cannot be hidden at all!

As soon as the parent meeting is over, everyone gathers together...

Peter looked innocent: I paid for this.

Tony/Steve felt guilty: This is my colleague.

What a coincidence!

What a coincidence.

Natasha could no longer bear such a retarded development.

She built a group, pulled everyone into it, took screenshots of those text messages one by one, and posted them neatly in the group.

Ant-Man and Thor don't quite understand; Hawkeye is still asleep; Dr. Banner is talking to the teacher.

Only a family of three...

Steve looked at Tony.

Tony looked at Steve.

It was as if they were meeting each other for the first time, with the same suspicion in their eyes: who are you?

Then, they turned their heads tacitly and stared at Peter: who are you?

Peter wanted to cry but had no tears.

He asked Harry with a choked voice, "I just want someone to help me hold a normal parent-teacher meeting. I don't ask for anything else. So, what did I do wrong that God wants to punish me like this?"

Harry sighed, also speechless.

He replied: "You made a mistake when you were Spider-Man and didn't ask your dads if they were Captain America and Iron Man."

The parent meeting ended in silence.

But a new round of family crisis has just begun.

"I must divorce him!"

Tony said to Colonel Rhodes: "I have been married to him for more than ten years, and he has never told me that he is Captain America! What does he think I am? A fool who can be fooled casually? It is unbearable! This liar! Dishonest , A marriage that deceives each other, what is the value of existence."

Colonel Rhodes was speechless: "But you didn't tell him, are you Iron Man?"

"Isn't it enough to have such an excellent partner as Tony Stark? What's the matter with Iron Man?" Tony replied.

"I can't go on with Tony."

Steve lowered his head and confided to the Winter Soldier in frustration: "I've been married to him for almost ten years, but he never told me he was Iron Man! Our marriage was a lie, we lied to each other, it's too bad I don't know how to get along with him anymore. Bucky, what do you think I should..."

He raised his head, but was surprised to find that the seat opposite was empty: "Bucky? Bucky, where have you been?"

The Winter Soldier covered his stomach and poked his head out from under the table. He struggled to suppress the burst of laughter on his face, and tried to say seriously: "It's okay, it's okay, you continue talking."

"I said he never told me he was Iron Man."

"Yeah, you didn't tell him you were Captain America either."

"Yes."

Steve covered his face with his palms in pain: "The two of us just keep lying, the false marriage created by lies, maybe we should have broken up long ago."

Colonel Rhodes/Winter Soldier: "But what about Peter? I heard that kid is Spider-Man?"

Steve/Tony: "Peter is a good boy, he must have learned from Tony/Steve! Children always imitate adults."

Colonel Rhodes/Winter Soldier: "If you divorce, who will Peter be with?"

Steve/Tony: "Of course it's me."

The author has something to say:

Family Crisis-Parents' Meeting, that's all for now.

The next link is Peter's relationship problem.

Well, I changed the setting. When Peter was in college, he would date a mercenary named Wade.

I'm sorry that I tagged the green bug before, but as an omnivorous party, I really had a sudden idea, and I wanted to write when I got inspiration.So, dear friends who don’t eat cheap bugs, you can see this, and it’s considered over, everyone, thank you for your support!