Fugue

The day before, Gan Lan snatched "Autumn Forgetting Xuan Zhi Lu": "I also want to learn how to cook!"

The next day, Gan Luan called Ye Li: "You did the decoration, right? Find someone to redecorate the kitchen." Ye Li asked what happened, and Gan Luan said, "Gan Lan blew up the kitchen yesterday."

On the third day, Gan Lan, who was crying, presented the repaired "Qiu Wang Xuan Zhi Lu" with both hands: "I still want to learn, brother, please teach me!"

A week later...Gan Luan's hair volume decreased sharply, and the kitchen was repaired and repaired several times. The whole apartment, except for Gan Lan, looked devastated.

Well...to save the world.Where to start teaching?Finding a few egg shells from a pile of unknown objects, Gan Luan thought, let's start with cracking eggs, and then thought, teaching until the end of the world might allow Gan Lan to cook a dish that can tell what the raw materials are... He It's that hopeless.

There seemed to be enough eggs in stock, choosing a day would be better than hitting the day, Gan Luan grabbed an egg, weighed it, found a bowl, held it, and smashed it with one hand.Moved the bowl under Gan Lan's eyelids, the egg yolk was circling around the bottom of the bowl, and reflected in Gan Lan's dumbfounded eyes, dangling, wobbling... almost fascinated.

Gan Lan stuttered in fright, "Again, again?" Seeing Gan Luan throwing away a pair of perfectly symmetrical eggshells, a trace of pity appeared on her face.

"Tsk." Teacher Gan picked up an egg again, and knocked on the bowl in his hand, another perfect one-handed egg breaking.He stood by the window, the sunlight painted a layer of warm golden lines on him, and his whole body seemed to be glowing.The sleeves are stroked to the joints, and the skin is overflowing with the fragrance of tea.The five fingers are bent, the metacarpal bones are raised, and the knuckles are like peeling onions.He turned the back of his hand over and showed Gan Lan the tightly seamed eggshell in his hand: "Pay attention to the place where you knock, the closer the center, the easier it is." He let go of his hand, and the eggshell cracked, and it was perfectly symmetrical again.Turning the palm over, the protruding wrist bones slide under the skin, like an undercurrent surging in the heart of the beholder.Following Gan Lan's straight gaze, he twisted his wrist, not understanding why this man was staring at his wrist.Gan Luan threw away the eggshell, curled his index finger, and tapped the back of his finger on someone who was wandering too far away: "I'll let you see my technique, why are you in a daze."

"Come here." Gan Luan put down the bowl, "Hold the bowl with your hands, and then hold the egg like this." He showed Gan Lan the gesture, but Gan Lan was so stupid that he would just do it, with a blank look on his face. "Knock!" "Knock." Gently.The egg cracked, and Mr. Gan grabbed it hard and crushed it.The egg white and yolk flowed all over the floor, Mr. Gan... Where is Mr. Gan?

Teacher Gan weighed the kitchen knife that appeared in his hand at some time, and sneered: "Ha ha." Gan Lan said tremblingly: "I didn't mean it."

When the remaining number of eggs was two, Gan Lan finally learned: pinching eggs is a gesture.Gestures can be taught by hand, but Gan Lan has to master the strength of knocking eggs. This person is absolutely strong, and even his strength is extreme. He either directly crosses the entire egg, or he can't even crack a crack, which is desperate.Gan Luan swayed to the balcony to enjoy the wind for half an hour, and finally came back with disheveled hair, and said weakly, "I, push your hand, you, give me, remember the strength. Understand?"

"Okay, okay...but..."

"But what?" His voice was soft, as if in a dream.

"There's only one left." Gan Lan raised her hands in surrender.

"...Okay. Hold the last one." He picked up the lemonade beside him and took a big gulp. Gan Lan stared at him, hesitating to speak.

Gan Luan only said: "Concentrate." He stood beside Gan Lan, his palm covering the back of Gan Lan's cool hand: "Ready?" Gan Lan didn't say anything, he pushed Gan Lan when he was ready. Lan's hand moved forward, but Gan Lan's other hand didn't hold the bowl at all, Gan Luan said anxiously: "Help the bowl, you hold it yourself..." It was too late, in desperation, his other hand Passing through Gan Lan's arm, he barely held onto it.The critical egg hit the edge of the bowl steadily, fortunately.Gan Luan confiscated his hands, crossed his overlapping right hands, bent them, and transmitted force, perfectly separating the eggshells.Beat the eggs successfully.

His chin rested on Gan Lan's shoulder, and the warmth from Gan Lan's neck slowly passed over, and the tip of his nose was touched like a feather with the scent of soap; his arm rested on Gan Lan's left waist. Lan's weak breathing is like a distant rhythm gently undulating; his right hand is covering Gan Lan's, and his fingers are crossed, maintaining strength and restraining strength, because he is still holding the eggshell.It was just like this posture, and when he realized it, he had already wrapped the little man in his arms from behind.Right on the posture, he asked in his ear: "Have you met yet?" However, the expression of this little thing seemed to be sleepwalking, and he didn't expect the sleepwalker to learn anything, so he withdrew from behind Gan Lan and pointed his finger. Tapping the back of his hand, the egg shell accepted the gravity and abandoned Gan Lan's palm, smashing it to pieces.Gan Lan was startled: "Huh? Huh?"

"Ah ghost." Gan Luan gave him a chestnut: "You have already been expelled from the school."

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Anyway, I gave Gan Lan a popular science about what "going to school" is. Gan Luan explained it this way: "That is to say, your Professor Ye no longer belongs to you alone. For each class, you and your classmates stay in the classroom and share The same teacher. Therefore, if you want to ask a question, you have to raise your hand, and the answer is the same." Ye Jing called it an explanation that exposed his nature, but Gan Luan dismissed it, not the usual proud attitude - his answer was: For For those who are far away, exposing the nature may be a trouble, but for those who live together, concealing the nature is definitely a burden.He can't get rid of Gan Lan, so the most efficient way to do it now is to start digesting each other immediately.In fact, he is glad that Gan Lan is poisonous and beautiful, rather than dull and pale, because from the perspective of digestion, the former can describe the story, while the latter may only produce "Hello World."Sometimes people who put efficiency first don’t accept the directness of raindrops, and appreciate the dripping of morning dew more, because they are impatient with boredom, and complexity and twists and turns are challenges, not waste.

I used to think that the biggest problem in life is to pursue the truth and decipher the truth, but now Gan Lan calmly tramples on these beauties with her innocent eyes.As a result, Gan Luan, who was hidden in the city, discovered that there is a giant called "Mountain" waiting for him to break through.The monster left behind many provocations, and deliberately swaggered its big tail at Gan Luan before fleeing into the deep mountains. He had the aura of the deep sea, and his eyes were reddened. He thinks that his weakness is nothing more than a mere mountain, and he thinks that mountains are just mountains, so his contempt becomes the beginning of tragedy.

The most difficult time in life is to mistakenly think that you have met someone who is easy to conquer, and then you are constantly defeated by this person.

In the past, Gan Luan only had a kind of gloom called "I can't see the truth in this life, and I will live my whole life in ignorance and confusion", but now, he has an additional kind of catastrophe, called "Gan Lan suddenly disobedient".

Before Gan Lan went to school, the most Luan said was: "You can dump other people's trash bodyguards, but you are not allowed to dump any of the bodyguards I gave you." On the last day before school, he said it again.

Ye Jing snickered aside, and Gan Luan said, "What are you laughing at?" While squatting down, trying to put the pale gold anklet on Gan Lan, Gan Lan felt a little uncomfortable, "What is this?" Gan Luan grabbed Grabbing his icy ankle, he pressed it firmly on the ground: "Don't hide..." However, Gan Lan was as slippery as his skin, and it didn't take ten seconds for her to twitch her foot to run, and she slipped ten feet away if she didn't pay attention: "I Don't." Then he hugged a pillar affectionately, wishing he could climb up. "Crack", Gan Luan put it on himself: "Look, it's non-toxic and harmless." Gan Lan: "That's not the problem, is it?" The mournful look was like Gan Luan was wearing a remote-control electric shock anklet, and the shadow of abuse was shrouded overhead.Gan Luan took off the anklet and walked towards Gan Lan, "Then what's the problem?"

"I hate touching metal objects!"

"Part of the pillar you're holding is made of iron."

"I can't wear metal, I'll die."

"If you don't take it you will die immediately."

Ye Jing came out to smooth things over: "It's fine to replace it with a rope, just take off that pendant and put it on again."

Gan Lan had already escaped to the second floor, and Gan Luan slammed into him: "What kind of rope should I change, if I don't bring it for him today, I'll be a cheap brother of this thing in vain!"

Gan Lan howled while being stingy: "You are not!"

Burning his liver, Gan Luan grabbed his ankle ring and rushed upstairs, as if he was about to wear a golden hoop: "You admit it now! Didn't you have to call me brother if you were called by your name?! Curse, I'm the only one who can't call you! What kind of bullshit setting, let you touch the stage and you will be intoxicated, do you dare to answer when I call you now?"

Gan Lan asked him through the crack of the door: "Where do you want to suck it for me..."

"Suck, suck, suck! Don't you make up stories every day! A gourd will suck you to the beginning of chaos so you can go to Genesis! Don't distract me! Don't close the door! Don't lock the door!"

Then Gan Luan was "imminent".

The cheap brother who defected locked the door tightly when his words fell, and he ascended to heaven in one go, and the door instantly turned into a thousand-year-old corpse.

Gan Luan was about to hack the door with a kitchen knife, but Ye Jing couldn't stand it anymore, and said, "I'll do it."

Gan Luan handed him the knife: "Chop quickly, it's best to chop that unfilial son out too!"

"Reserve, brother cheap. If he doesn't want to wear the metal one, just change the rope. You're stupid. Be serious with him. I'll talk to him and make sure he wears it."

Among the first three sentences that make people jump into thunder most, there must be a sentence "OK, OK, you are right, let's do it".When I received this sentence, I not only had to swallow it with tears, but also had to be personable. Once it happened, I would lose. Over and over, there is a sense of spiritual eating shit.He still ate his own food, and he was so stuffy.If he said to Gan Lan, "All right, you're right, let's do it", the above effects would be nonexistent. Not only that, but he could also take advantage of the situation and triumphantly fight back against the general, "Just know I'm right, just admit I'm wrong." Make you stuck.If things go on like this, the sage has to be serious with Gan Lan, not to mention Gan Luan, who can hardly swallow this breath, and lives less than 1 minute a day on average.

"If you don't get serious with him, he will ride on your head! I'd rather be a real idiot than being his mount..." After finishing speaking, Gan Luan felt that it was boring, so he waved his hand and let Ye Jing deal with it.

The anklet is not the protagonist, the protagonist is the diamond-shaped pendant worn on it. The front and back are inlaid with fancy-cut aquamarines. It looks exquisite and beautiful. Men and women will have blue eyes when they see it.Exclusive customization, first-class craftsmanship, comparable to collectibles, gifted to lovers as a token of love, loved ones as family heirlooms, and gifted as an exhibition.A certain person supervised the production throughout the whole process, which can be said to be exhausting and exhausting.In fact, it is to cover up the locator in the interlayer, which can be described as well-intentioned.Although the mobile phone can be used to locate the location, but Gan Lan's head may be accurate, what if the mobile phone is used as a weapon and thrown out?Although you can clip a few trackers in your clothes and common items, can't Gan Lan suddenly want to run naked?In short, if Gan Lan is not by his side, it means that he has run away, so we must be prepared to catch him back at any time.So Gan Luan prepared this gift.Yes, gifts.The more thoughtful the gift, the more cherished it is, not to mention it was given by him Gan Luan... I guess Gan Lan wouldn't throw it away... I guess.He even said "right"!Faced with Gan Lan, she would lose confidence subtly!Yes, after all, Gan Lan was the first dissatisfaction he encountered in his life. Of course, human beings have no way of guessing the mind of the bomb—he immediately comforted himself in this way.

Generally speaking, gifts are given to please others. In short, I don't want to make the recipient feel uncomfortable, unless there are ulterior motives.This pendant can be regarded as a positive gift, but when it is upset, it makes the recipient of the gift avoid it like a snake.Gan Luan was about to doubt his life again, he vomited three liters of blood first, and then killed the person who made him doubt his life... Stop, Gan Lan came out.The unfilial son grabbed a black rope and hung the pendant. The bright pendant dangled down, like a sea-blue tear that was about to fall.

Gan Lan, who was ashamed, came over: "Why didn't you say it earlier."

Why didn't you say it earlier?The words turned into: "Did you give me a chance to say it?" No matter what, sooner or later, he will seize every opportunity to stomp on this rare and deflated monster!

The monster covered its face with its two claws, and the pendant hit the back of the claws, rolling around, and the diamond-shaped stone also circled around.Gan Luan clicked his tongue a few times in his heart, he personally supervised the work, it was cool and beautiful.After a while, he sighed, took off the pendant, knelt down, and tied it to Gan Lan, this time the boy didn't run away.While researching how to tie the world's best knot, Gan Luan said: "Waterproof and anti-electricity, prolong life. Lao Tzu's things...you dare to dislike..." After tying the knot, there is still a lot of room for development in the rope, Gan Luan tied it easily A bow, Gan Lan's voice came from above: "This is inappropriate." I wanted to take it off, but now I continued to tie the bow to death, and grabbed Gan Lan's ankle with cold palms: "What did you say?" ?" Gan Lan hissed, coughed and coughed again: "No, nothing." Gan Luan fiddled with the pendant, and Gan Lan moved her feet back, only to hear him say:

"I will cherish it...and won't let others take it away."

……alike.Why is it like this - if it was his "cherish", he would probably say "I won't let others take it away".

Just want to monopolize...

If you don't monopolize it, why do you care?

"After taking my things, you must answer all the calls I make in the future. Even if you are in class, you have to go out of the classroom to answer them. I will say hello to your teacher about this."

"What's the point of this?"

Feeling cold, he scratched his ankle: "This is my reason."

One-second surrender: "Okay."

Ye Jing looked at the scene of standing and squatting for a long time, and joked: "If you have a wife in the future, don't you want to put a dog chain around her neck..."

This guy kept getting married, Gan Luan turned around and scolded him: "You have marriage paranoia? Is your only dream in life left to be married? Now you are not only anxious about your own marriage, but also want to intervene in mine, right?"

Life is alive, one must not take it lightly, and the prophecy is made while laughing and cursing, this is the history of Gan Luan's blood and tears.Tease "marriage" today, and disturb "marriage" another day.Who could have imagined that not only Ye Jing, but even that little girl Gan Lan was eager to "marry" during her studies.

Gan Lan went to high school to experience life, so Gan Luan had nothing to do (?), so he had to return to his long-lost college life (?).He didn't repeat the grade after all, and Ye Jing sent a message that it was because of Gan Lan's face that Gan Luan was so angry that he didn't take Ye Yuan's class again.Instead, he remembered why he chose this class in the first place, because there were always few people in the Iron Helmet class, and he wanted to be clean.Now that there is one less cleansing course, he will occasionally win a lottery and "cook porridge" with a group of people.At Jida University, in lectures held in lecture halls, if there are few people, it is porridge, and if there are many people, it is eight-treasure porridge - there are all kinds of "treasures": those who fall in love (this is the most common), those who play mobile phones and watch videos, and those who sleep. , those who play games online, those who play chess and onlookers, those who play board games (there are also many audiences), those who make rice balls (the sales are good), those who make milk tea (I heard that there are organizations above those who sell food), and pass Snacks, beggars everywhere with mobile phones ("Scan and give me one yuan, life-saving, living expenses still have half a month to call").There are also a large number of people who have nothing to do, but they are all patrolling the audience with restless eyes and minesweeping, just waiting for some excitement to gossip.For such a magnificent wave of eight-treasure porridge, the responsible teacher has no choice but to eliminate them one by one. To reach the destination, you have to climb mountains and mountains at every turn. The moment of victory in the revolution is probably the time when class is over; roar on the spot, no matter how loud it is, it will have little effect Micro, how can people control the boiling of porridge.If things go on like this, I will let it go, you perform all kinds of life in the audience, and I will just follow the script on the stage.Why is the class in this lecture theater so popular, and no one skips class?Because there are many people and things are complicated, there will often be a lot of gossip after a class, and occasional big jokes. Everyone is watching with gusto, and few people miss class.

Today, Gan Luan had the misfortune to cook eight-treasure porridge. After choosing and choosing the location, he finally found the sleeping area.However, he was unlucky, and the last piece of fertile ground was preempted by two girls who looked like conjoined twins, so he had to sit in the back row and sit with a big brother who was leaning over to watch a video.Big brother—this person can hardly tell his real age, with that serious face, no one would be dissatisfied when he put on the podium to teach. He saw Gan Luan sitting down, shaking his beard, and muttering a few words Indistinctly, he twisted his body against the wall, his slit eyes showed a trace of defense, and the gully on his face was deep enough to drown a person.As soon as Gan Luan came, the eldest brother raised his phone stingily, as if Gan Luan wanted to sneak a look.Looking around, there were not many places left, so Gan Luan sighed and took out the pre-packed books.He also doesn't know what class is today, Ye Li has prepared several backpacks for him, and each bag is marked with the day of the week and where the classroom is. If he wants to go to class, he just needs to pick the right bag - this is an IQ that everyone has.Weighing the book, the thickness must be the textbook printed by Ji Da.This is the characteristic of Ji University, the teachers are individual, and the teaching materials are also casual.As for the title of the book—

"Poetry Tasting and Appreciation". "Crack!" Gan Luan closed the book, lay down on the table: sleep.

At this time, Conjoined Twins A said: "The temperature has dropped sharply recently, baby, why do you wear so little, you should keep warm."

Gan Luan thought: Is the baby a nickname?

Siamese twins B said: "I won't be cold if you hold me."

Big Brother coughed heavily, Gan Luan felt the whole row of tables and chairs shaking, Conjoined Twins B glanced back, Conjoined Twins A dissatisfied: "What are you doing, Brother Porn, check your phone, don't make noise La."

Porn dude?Looking at your phone?be quiet?Who is making the noise?Also, does Brother Porn mean what he understands?

The conjoined twins began to share a cup of yogurt, and at the end they sucked so loudly that the big brother shook the table as soon as they sucked.Gan Luan had long since given up on sleeping and could only stare blankly with his face propped up.The old professor came late, the old gentleman had given up on himself so much that he didn't even turn on the loudspeaker, and he couldn't hear what he was saying unless he put his ear on it, let alone Gan Luan, who was thousands of miles away.You can’t hear the ones far away, let’s listen to the ones close by—Siamese Twins B said: "Baby, I knitted a scarf for you, you can wear it, you didn’t wear it last year..." Gan Luan: Dare to love this nickname Also called baby.Conjoined twins A reached out and touched B's head: "I don't want to get dirty, I kept it well hidden." Gan Luan: Then pass it down from your ancestors. A twisted his body (at the same time the table shook): "No, you take it out and wear it. I have the same pair, let's wear it together, so that we can tell everyone that you, yes, mine!" Gan Luan thought : Or read a book... But the big brother couldn't sit still, he slapped his phone on the table, attracting four or five eyes.Conjoined twins B gave another soft and weak glance, A didn’t say much this time, just stood up and quickly pulled out the earphones of Big Brother’s mobile phone, and restarted playback, and there was an indescribable, super loud sound from Big Brother’s mobile phone It came out that there were forty or fifty sights this time.The big brother turned off the video in a hurry, his face was flushed red, Baby A said: "Look at your calcium tablets carefully, don't bother me!" Gan Luan... Where is Gan Luan?Gan Luan had already left.Sitting next to the big brother watching calcium tablets, and still covered in sticky scarves and dog food, he had a bad luck today.

I met the monitor on the road, and the monitor hesitated to speak. Gan Luan: "Tell me, I have to go shopping, I don't have time." The monitor: "Why did Bian You quit school? You rarely come to class..." Gan Luan Luan thought for a while: "It's his family's decision to drop out of school. I've been a little busy recently." I want to pour vegetables.As for Byun Yoo...he didn't lie.

He stopped and stopped all the way, thinking wildly, and when he came back to his senses, there stood a cheerful salesman in front of him, showing him dozens of scarves: "Do you prefer classic stripes, checkered, or solid colors? Oh, yes, are you giving it away?" Or for your own use?"

"Give it away...and use it for yourself." He replied without paying attention.

Seeing Gan Luan's absent-minded and melancholy look, the sister of the salesperson smiled mysteriously, and suggested, "You should choose the one to give away first. Choosing a gift is always more troublesome and time-consuming than wearing it yourself."

"Okay." Gan Luan obediently took out his phone, "I'll call him and ask him." A string of pendants can pick up so many moths, so to be on the safe side, ask for such things in advance.Gan Lan seems to be morbidly picky about personal things.

"Beep—" The phone rang and answered, faster than ever, Gan Luan was about to organize his words—

"Hello?" A female voice, an unfamiliar female voice, was sweet and soft.

"Who are you?" Gan Luan pushed aside the scarf brought up and walked out of the shop.

"Who am I..." The other person seemed to take the phone away, and a soft "Brother?" came over.Then the phone probably moved in again, and a clear crisp voice came: "Oh? You are...'brother'. Then, I am your younger brother and sister."

"Siblings?"

"Yes, it belongs to your brother, daughter-in-law."

#International Practice: Girls = Assists; My girls are all good girls!

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"Just because you don't agree doesn't mean you're wrong. You don't agree just because you haven't 'seen'." Gan Lan's gaze was avoiding, so he forcibly moved his face. He must make this person listen to the following words, because This is very important to them.