Small country with few people

Huang San, and you are just a servant of Su Wangfu. Your ancestors have been thieves for three generations.A shameless thing, dare not to look down on the heroes of the world?Let my old lady cook for you today.

This woman doesn't know what her background is, but she doesn't even pay attention to Huang Sanye, who is a tyrant in King Su's mansion. Huangshan can also make King Su's confidant even if he colludes with King Ning to betray King Su, he will only be punished to replace King Su After guarding the mausoleum for half a year, His Royal Highness King Su missed him again in less than half a year, so he called him back. Unexpectedly, when he came back, he met the scene of the big internal guards locking people in the capital.

Huang San is a character that no one dares to provoke in the capital. He is the only one who does evil on weekdays. How dare others provoke him, let alone ask him to save people.

But what's the situation now? Huang San actually got involved with a dominatrix in order to protect the people in the capital. A dominatrix is ​​not someone to be trifled with. She is the only woman among the Ouchi guards. The Ouchi guards are a very strict organization. Everyone They all slept together in the Datong bunk, that is to say, since the dominatrix entered the Ouchi guards, they had always slept with a group of men, and no one who knew her would treat her as a woman.Those who don't know each other from a distance, especially those with bad eyesight, will never mistake them for women.

The dominatrix is ​​nearly eight feet tall, with a leopard head and ring eyes, thick limbs, hairy chest and thick legs, and she always carries a wooden stick the size of a bowl in her hand. Her housekeeping weapon.The dominatrix has a lot of strength in her arms, and when she bumped into this stick, which is said to be made of sacred wood from the South China Sea, the bluestone lion at the door of the ordinary people's house was hit with the stick, and her body was smashed to pieces immediately.

Although Huang San is arrogant and domineering, he is relying on the prestige of King Su's Mansion and the Prince Regent's Mansion. You have never seen his fighting power. You have only seen him walking dogs and fighting cocks, and bullying the old man who set up a stall on the street. , Molested the girl.But I haven't robbed him by force. The people in the capital know that Huang San is a bastard, but he's not that bad. He's just a little bit arrogant. He just hides from him. He still didn't do the murder, arson, and robbery. Yes, in terms of character, he is much better than a dominatrix.

There is no harm without comparison. Huang San, who was hated by everyone in the past, suddenly became brilliant.But now she couldn't help but sweat for Huang San.

A kind-hearted old woman leaned on a walking stick and shouted loudly, "Huang San, don't do anything, don't do anything, you are absolutely no match for a dominatrix, if you hurt her, we will do something about it."

Bad people do good deeds, and good people do bad deeds, which are always remembered.

The first time Huang San did a good deed was at such a dangerous juncture, facing such a dangerous enemy.Everyone circled everyone for a moment and forgot all the bad things he had done before, especially the pure and weak man who was crushed by the dominatrix just now was even more worried, staring at Huang San without blinking.

It seems to be secretly promised.

Huang San still had three seconds to reach the battlefield. The dominatrix was holding the wooden stick with one hand. Huang San's hand holding the Kowloon Dahuan Dao was trembling, and the linen cloth wrapped around the handle was wet with sweat.

"Although I, Huang San, used to be a thief, I also know that there is a way to steal! How dare you harm your father and fellow countrymen..."

"Which eye of yours saw me mutilate him?" the dominatrix said in a low voice, pointing at the thin man and said, "I just touched him a couple of times, whoever told him to wear so little to go out on the street."

The thin man was wearing a blue singlet, and it was windy that day, and when the wind blew, the corners of his clothes lifted up, revealing two long jade-white legs that could be played for a year, straight and hairless.The thin man was dying of embarrassment and anger. The three poor brothers in his family only had one piece of clothing that could be worn out. Today he put on this piece of clothing when he was going out to work. He just used a hemp rope as a belt to tie it on.But I never expected to meet a hag, if Huang Sanye didn't arrive at his innocence in time, it would be...

"Xiao Lang, I've touched and looked at you, and I'll take you home when I'm done cooking this tormented grandson. Seeing that you're dressed in shabby clothes, you must be in a poor family. Come with me. You can get what you want." .”

The thin man thought of his two younger brothers who had no clothes, the younger sister who was sold, the older sister who was dead, his parents who cared about him equally, and his pet dog Coke who was covered in thousands of skin flies. In exchange for food and clothing for the family, this...

"I can't agree." The old woman said again, "The dominatrix has already killed several men, all of them are stronger than you, and they are all reckless men who came from the army. You! Besides, as long as she tricks you back, no conditions will count! You have to think clearly!"

"Old villain!" The dominatrix threw the wooden stick angrily, and took the old woman's head straight.

It was only a blink of an eye, and no one could stop it. Seeing that the old woman was about to be separated, she timidly covered her eyes and dared not look again.

The hag can already see the scene where the old woman's head burst open like a watermelon.

but--

The old woman blocked the 1000m/s wooden stick with one finger, which caused a torrential wave. She smiled, snapped her fingers, and the wooden stick was reflected back at several times the speed, "Girl, your kung fu is not enough!" home."

I don't know how long it has been since the dominatrix was called a girl.

She was a little terrified and a little happy.

The person who could stop her with the stick was an old woman, which made her feel extremely absurd.

She managed to catch the flying wooden stick, but was pushed back by a strong force and hit the stone wall behind her, making a loud noise, her internal organs ached, she clutched her chest and vomited a few mouthfuls of muddy black blood, saying bitterly: " who are you?!"

The old woman stood with her hands behind her back and said in a desolate and solemn tone, "A person who is dying."

People who are about to die are as powerful as you?

"Girl, the old woman has lived in vain for decades, and the only truth she knows is - don't play tricks on yourself."

Dang-dang-choke-choke-cha-chu-yi-ya-hey!

My dear mother, this is actually an old lady with background sound effects.

"This grandma must be a peerless master who hides in the city."

Yushu is used to watching people order food, and even the old woman stopped calling, "Grandma, please take it easy, in case something happens, we will cover all the medical expenses at the Prince Regent's Palace."

This king punched her, you fool, if the old woman gets hurt, she will definitely have to be sent to the hospital. You think you are really the jade lady who controls the household department and half of the world's water, have you finished exchanging credit card debts?Have you paid the rent for the next quarter of the shared rental house?More than half of the year has passed and I am still poor as hell, and I really don't know how to live.

"How do you live? Let's hang on, at least there is a nest." Yushu said with a broken mentality, "At least I know where the next meal is."

"where?"

"In the box lunch."

The old Kung Fu king who was resting said to the king, "Don't underestimate Mr. Jiang."

"Teacher Jiang?"

"He's an old artist, an old drama player, and he's just playing tricks. His real net worth is this amount." Old Wang compared a number that I could draw immediately, and even came to a third-rate crew when he was so rich. Take a nine-rate scene?

"I've fallen in love with the director. The director is a ghost. What's popular, maybe our show will be a big hit." Lao Wang smiled mysteriously, almost saying that the director has someone in charge.

Few people know about the director's background, and those who do know keep silent.

"Do you think he can dive into me?"

Old Wang laughed and said: "I said that there is true love, look at you, who can look up to you with big arms, round waist, fat head and big ears."

"What's the matter, there's no market for forced subjects? Bah, I'm Gong."

"You can be attacked or received, and you have both." Old Wang yawned in a down jacket, revealing the gossip, "I heard that the director intends to turn you into an alien."

alien?

The king was shocked immediately.

"Yeah, I heard that the director's true love is an alien who likes to be a professor. Not only is he always young when he is called, he is also absolutely impossible to cheat—"

This king will not cheat!Not even a track!

"However, the director doesn't like to change and change the most. If you have conflicts with your sweetheart, take it easy and don't cause trouble."

Come on.

"I accept your love."

"They're all little people who make a living. They help each other. If you become popular, don't forget brother."

"middle."