Small country with few people

Yushu is just a newcomer who fell asleep.

And the reason why the director who came from a wealthy family chose the two of us was not because of my beauty.

Why hasn't the director asked me to go to his room to have a good time after joining the group for so long?

You must know that the director lives in a five-star hotel, while the staff and actors live in Ashome.

"Filming and filming! Don't you feel guilty that you didn't finish filming the first episode after so long? We filmed until two o'clock in the morning today... What are you watching? Don't you all work overtime with you?"

Working overtime is a pain that a social person cannot bear.

Yushu took a deep breath and came back to sit next to the king and sulked, "When will little people like us come to the fore."

The king was speechless.

Yushu cried out, "I'm not reconciled to myself!"

What's the use of not being reconciled?

"I've slept with so many men and I can't get what I want?"

oh?Does she have other pursuits?

"I want to be immortal, I want to be beautiful, I want gold and silver treasures."

The king still wants it.

"Grandpa, living is really tiring."

The stage manager gave out boxed lunches, and the extras swarmed around them. They sold for 20 yuan a box, and the cost was less than 10 yuan. The crew had a discount of [-] yuan a box.

The quality is not that good.

Ben Wang and Yushu each have three boxes of lunch, which is still the treatment of the leading actors.

"Grandpa, would you like a drink?"

"Don't drink."

After dinner, work started, the messy crew was simply cleaned up, the actors returned to their positions, Qing Que'er continued to step on the monster monkey's face, "To reveal the true face of this beast, the regent needs to Only with the help of this concubine, I want to borrow someone from the Prince Regent."

"I don't know who?"

"It's Liu Bei, the prison steward of the palace."

Liupi?

Is there such a person in this palace?

At this time, the function of Yushu Bowen strong memory will come into play.

"Call Liu Pei over here."

While waiting, Yushu also popularized the science of who Liupi was. It was rumored that this person was from a clan of exorcising corpses in western Hunan.And if you want to become the head of the family, you have to take care of ten thousand corpses before you reach adulthood.And Liu Bei was the one who lost in the battle of the Patriarch's successor.Even though he was a loser, he must have fulfilled the prerequisite for cooking 18 corpses.

Obediently bang, this king has lived for so many years and has not seen [-] corpses. Could it be that this person started refining corpses in the womb?

Also, who exactly recruited such a dangerous person during the recruitment?

What if he is unhappy one day, for example, he loses a peeing competition with his roommate and feels that his dignity is humiliated, not to mention poisoning, and directly refines more than 1 people in the palace, what should he do?

Such a talent cannot be accommodated in the small temple of the Prince Regent's Mansion.

Liu Pei respected the king very much, and immediately bowed his head to the ground. He probably stayed in the dark underground for too long, and his whole body was Sparta.

He is like a ghost that has never seen the sun coming out of an underground cave. He has a thin face, a pointed chin, slender eyes, and a shy demeanor.

It doesn't look like much danger.

Could it be that it is difficult to live up to the reputation?

I have seen this kind of person a lot. Even the emperor is just an ordinary person who can be hacked to death with a single knife.

"Little man Liu Pei has seen the prince."

Yushu asked strangely: "Why do you still wear a pair of sunglasses on sunny days?"

"Hui Niangniang, the villain grew up underground, and over time, his eyes have mutated. Sunshine is a good thing for ordinary people, but for me, it is a poison that can kill you immediately."

I have indeed heard that some deep-sea fish have degenerated eyes and become like monsters, and they are extremely ugly, and the same is true for Liupi.

"Since you said that you can't see things, you don't need to take off your sunglasses, Qingqueer, the person you are looking for has arrived. If you have anything to say, just ask him."

It was only then that Liu Pei realized that it was this fairy-looking woman who called him here, and when he saw Qingque, he stayed where he was, motionless.

What is the golden wind and jade dew, once they meet, they will win but there are countless people in the world.

The king clenched his hands into fists and made a creaking sound.

Yushu held me firmly, and she is the only one who can support me at this time, "Don't be angry, my lord. One of these two has not seen the sun for many years, and his kidneys are probably not good, and the other is naturally coquettish. The two of them will not last long." long time."

I still believe in Yushu's vision.

But Qing Que is like this, did the person who often falls in love with people at first sight collide with Yushu?

Yushu didn't seem to have thought of this question, just watching a joke.

Forget it, don't tell him yet, wait until you find a suitable time to talk about it.

Qing Que'er smiled like a peach blossom in March: "Young Master Su Wen's kung fu of skinning and stuffing grass is handed down in the family, and it's good to practice first-class. Today I met this monstrous monkey disguised by something, please trouble me Peel off his monkey skin and see what evil things are inside."

This woman is really ruthless, I am afraid it is no less than Daji who is next to King Zhou of the Shang Dynasty. Just because she suspects that she is not a real monkey, she will strip her skin.After the skin was peeled off, it was found that it was really a monkey. Can you still sew the skin back?

How can the skin that is difficult to get rid of after being covered with water be sewed back, even if there is a master-level perfect stitching method, it is impossible.

When the king thought this way, someone raised an objection, and it was Erxi, the master doctor and boss of Douchuntang, who was well-known in the capital as a benevolent doctor.

Er Xizi questioned: "Young lady's words and actions are too rash. If he is really a monkey after peeling the skin, wouldn't it be that he killed a person for no reason?"

"Did the genius doctor forget that this raccoon was originally the food I was waiting for on the plate, and I couldn't stir fry it because of a mistake. If I peeled the skin and found that it was really a monkey, not something else pretending to be, then Just share the meat with everyone and it will be done.”

Think about it carefully, everyone, Qing Que'er's words are indeed reasonable, it is meat, why did you treat him as a protected animal when you heard that it was peeled?

The monster monkey didn't expect that he would not be able to pretend to be coercive, but would instead be treated unjudged, so he screamed and tried to break free.

Qing Que'er's feet didn't move at all, and she firmly stepped on his face.He struggled to scratch out a hole in the sand under his body, like a hen raised in the countryside, rubbing back and forth in the sand pit, and made a nest, not only did not escape, but trapped himself in it .

When everyone saw this scene, they were [-]% sure that the monster monkey was bluffing, but now they are [-]% sure.

He must be bluffing.Even a weak woman like Qing Que'er couldn't get rid of her feet, so she must be a noob.

Generally speaking, there are two types of pretentiousness, one is capable pretentiousness, the other is incompetent pretentiousness, capable pretentiousness, everyone agrees that it is not within the scope of pretentiousness, but temperament is domineering, For example, the domineering president.

The second type of pretending to be incompetent is to rely entirely on fooling, cheating, and acting.

Everyone unanimously decided to peel!

Liu Pei took out several professional scalpels from his body in an instant.

It's just peeling, you don't need a professional scalpel, right?

The monster monkey begged for mercy, but no one sympathized with him.

In troubled times, if you don't have the skills to go out alone, you deserve to be eaten.

"Either be skinned or enjoy it. I have good knife skills and you won't feel much pain. It will be very fast." Liu Pei said and put the scalpel three inches below the navel of the monster monkey, and the monster monkey collapsed instantly. "Master! Save me! Brother, save me!"

"No one will come to save you even if you yell to break your throat. Accept your fate."

Knife up and down.

A complete monkey skin was peeled off without any blood.

Sure enough, it's a fake monkey.

"A good person must be a monkey." Liu Pei folded the monkey skin and handed it to Qing Que'er, and said in a hoarse voice, "Girl..."

"Girl, what girl? Get out of here." Qing Que'er's face changed when she saw the monkey skin, and such a disgusting thing would come in front of the girl's house, she was going to die.

"Girl, mother?" Liu Bei still didn't know why he was rejected.Everything was fine just now, when Qing Que'er saw him for the first time, he even thought about where the two of them would be buried together.

But, why do women become so fast?

Several old men poured water on it with a basin.

The poor trembling creature was shivering from being washed, "Forgive...forgive."

Yushu was moved with compassion, "It's a poor man, let the concubine take him back and raise him."

Oh……

as long as you are happy.

Everyone was a little unhappy when they didn't eat alien species twice in a row, and they got emotional.

They all said they would go on strike.

Wu Ge, who was about to retire, slammed the table angrily, "Back to these people! Come here, arrest them all and send them to prison!"

The ferocious guards were all over the city to arrest people, and all the trees and trees were full of soldiers.

"You are not going to strike!" The guard grabbed the beggar who was begging on the street, and spit out countless stinky saliva from his big mouth.

The beggar trembled and said: "My lord... I have never been negligent in begging here every day."

"You are a good man." The chief guard looked around, and the boss Zhu of Mipu was being dragged out like a dead dog, and his beautiful wife, concubine and several daughters were chasing him out crying, "You It's a great fortune, Zhu Wen is the mastermind of this strike, and all his property belongs to you."

"what?"

Beggars have been begging for decades of food, and have never seen such a good thing.

"Then Boss Zhu's wife, concubine and daughter..."

The head guard gave a strange laugh, "It's all yours."

After finishing speaking, he ordered people to press down a few female relatives, "From now on, you are beggars. If you don't obey, you will become military prostitutes!"

One of Boss Zhu's daughters has a strong temper, "If you go to be a military prostitute, then you will be a military prostitute!"

"Son, don't talk nonsense!" Her charming old lady hurriedly covered her mouth tightly, and flatteringly said to the chief guard: "This child has a brain disease!"

The head guard kicked the beggar, "Can you cure brain diseases?"

The beggar didn't know what he meant, so he nodded quickly, "Yes, the villain is a descendant of Hua Tuo."

"Okay, then you can take this little girl to her room to give her a good treatment, thoroughly—" After finishing speaking, he revealed a wicked smile.

The beggar had an instant epiphany. He grabbed Boss Zhu's daughter with his pitch-black hands that hadn't been washed for ten years. Her mother wailed and wanted to go desperately, but was caught by several guards.

The chief guard said: "You still dare to resist——, come here, find a few more beggars, and cure the brain disease of this family's children!"

"Yes!"

Purgatory on earth is nothing more than this

Huang Sanye, who was fined to guard the ancestral grave of Suwang Mansion for half a year, came back to see this miserable state. Countless women's ragged clothes and trousers were half stripped off, countless men were hung up and beaten, and countless dogs were tied up and thrown into the moat. .

What happened during his absence?Could it be that the capital has been occupied?

He kicked away a burly woman holding down a [-]-year-old scholar. The woman's chest hair was even more lush than his, "That dog thief dared to attack your grandma!"

Huang San sneered, and a 120-jin Kowloon Dahuan Dao pierced into the bluestone ground ten inches deep, "It's you, Grandpa Huang."