Small country with few people

My country has always been a democratic republic.

To put it succinctly: This king is democracy and this king is a republic.

So everyone voted, think that the big apprentice is a good monkey with a story, so don't eat him.But there is more to the story.

"How did you escape from birth and still apply for a job in a male prostitute, tell me about your experience."

The big apprentice was forced to continue saying: "After that night, I couldn't get out of bed for several days, as if my body was hollowed out, and it was actually hollowed out."

"Although everyone wants to hear this paragraph very much, in order to avoid harmony, it is better not to say it, you can say it secretly."

"... Well, after that day, Sun Aiguo's stomach soon became swollen. I hated that foreign object in her stomach so much that I even had the urge to tear her belly apart and eat it. It must be crispy and delicious. That's when I realized I was on the verge of being demonized."

Demonization (RPG voice): The process of ordinary creatures with fleshy rice balls suddenly arousing the demonic or demonic energy of the world and becoming a demon is very rare and the meat is delicious.

The sound of sucking saliva sounded.

"How delicious is it?"

"I still remember that on the eighth day of the third lunar month in the fourth year of Qingli, it was a good day to go out. Sun Aiguo brought two women with big arms and round waists to see me. I was trembling when I was watched by them. I still remember what they said In the mountains, there are fewer male monkeys and more female monkeys. Many female monkeys cannot find male monkeys. Often a male monkey has to serve several female monkeys. In more remote places, a monkey group may only have one male monkey, and the grandchildren Aiguo brought those two male monkeys to see me just to get me out to have a baby..."

Dianfu (RPG voice): The husband and wife must have a matchmaker, sign a contract, and specify the term and price. Usually, one or two years is the lease, and three to five years is the pawn. A childless woman rents her from a poor woman with children. husband, the children born to him belong to the pawn wife. (Bai branch)

"Although those two women are better-looking than Sun Aiguo, they are very rude on the bed and have great desires. I can't satisfy them at all. In addition to the serious illness, I can only lose weight day by day. When I thought I was going to die there, the two I finally had a female monkey. At that time, I was lingering on the sick bed, and the daily medicine money was not a small expense. The two female monkeys wanted to return me to Sun Aiguo, but Sun Aiguo had long since disappeared. After discussing, I was sold to the slave hunting team that went into the mountains."

"So I was sold to a place called Pingjiang Mansion. The tortoise man saw that I was weak and thought that people were just right here, so he took off my hair and bought it into a building. The building was called Yanzhi Building. Tears of rouge, tears of tears, rain of tears, and Linling will never complain... I don’t know how many men’s blood and tears were buried in that building. I thought I could escape from birth but fell into the fire pit again. The ups and downs of life have already been understood, so it’s better to go back .”

The big apprentice looked blank, "I decided to die."

There are already quite a few purdah girls crying, and they were still sharpening their knives just now.

"But in that place, even death has become extremely difficult. I tried several times but failed to die. Poison and wine can't kill me. Hanging white silk will break, and knives can't cut my wrist. Only then did I realize that I've been possessed..." At this point, his handsome monkey face showed an extremely ferocious expression, and his fangs swelled like the mouth of a lamprey... Author, I beg you to read the eel for a long time Oh my god, how about forgetting this rush to the new century?

Yushu threw herself into Ben Wang's arms, rubbing her hands frantically, she touched such a disgusting thing just now!Don't live anymore.

"Master, I want to vomit."

At this time, if you pretend to be pregnant with the king's child, you will go and fill the belly of the monster monkey.

Li Chunju, a Taoist priest from Houlongshan who was mixed in the crowd, shouted heart-piercingly, "Monkey monkey, tell me your name!"

Floating in mid-air, the monster monkey with blue-faced fangs and strong black air radiating from its body firmly grabbed its messy mane and squeezed out a voice from its fangs: "I didn't want to do this, why are you forcing me!"

Li Chunju, the head teacher of Houmen Mountain, is a bully and has no morals at all. It is no problem to bully crocodiles, hippos, especially giraffes pretending to be unicorns on weekdays, but once they encounter real monsters, they will tremble in fright. , but he still took out the Tongtian mirror that he carried with him. This king has seen this thing before. It costs 20 yuan a piece at the street stall. It has a strong power storage capacity and can release 1000v current.The most peculiar thing is that as long as it is placed on the top of the mountain in a thunderstorm, it can absorb thunder points, and one charge can have hundreds of times.

I don't know which traitor sold it to him.

There are no tigers in the mountains, and the electron microscope is called an artifact.

"The poor will never kill the unknown! Report your name!"

The monster monkey roared: "I am the second in charge of Shuilian Cave in Huaguo Mountain in Aolai Country of Dongsheng Shenzhou——Xie Buchen!"

A little boy hiding behind a tree suddenly asked: "Didn't you just say that all your monkeys are surnamed Sun? Why is your surname Xie? Could it be that your father is married?"

Today's children don't know if they are so smart when they grow up eating cute.

The mighty monster monkey was suddenly stunned, "This..."

The head teacher Li Chunju yelled "Hey!" Duan Dashen danced and danced, and when no one was paying attention to him, he pressed the switch of the Tongtian Mirror with a blind spot in his line of sight, and a strong high-voltage current was released immediately, and the white light was dazzling like a god descending from the earth. , Where have all the stupid people seen such a mighty might, they all couldn't help but kneel down and bow down.

"Live Immortal! Really a living Immortal!"

"Everyone hurry up and worship the gods!"

The power of idols is infinite.

Li Chunju fell into the crowd tactics in an instant. He was very happy to be admired by so many people, yes, but can we wait for him to subdue the monster monkey before worshiping him?

This pretty widow in a goose-yellow shirt, please don't continue to touch Pindao's thighs, if Pindao suffers from kidney deficiency on the spot, wouldn't it be a burden to the world?

The monster monkey's light brown hair was scorched and gave off a pungent smell... Wait!

"There is fraud in this!"

"Huh? Little Qingque, what did you say?"

Everyone's attention was focused on the pretty widow in light yellow clothes and the widow's sister-in-law, Qing Que'er, who had just stroked somewhere in Li Chunju.

One is nicknamed Flower Mantis, and the other is called Mother Fox.

Listening to the name is an extremely difficult person.

The family has a huge fortune, but she still works day and night, a woman who can sing and cry.

"What do you two girls think?"

At this time, everyone didn't care about how the monster monkey was bluffing, and gathered around Qing Que'er.

"Greetings to everyone, little girl. Everyone knows that my family has a fur business with Liaodong merchants, so I know a thing or two about fur. Just now, the smell of scorched monster monkey hair is not fur..."

"You mean, this monstrous monkey is a human pretending to be?"

"exactly."

Li Chunju looked solemn, there was only one possibility that the fur on his body was a treasure!

"treasure!"

"It must be a treasure!"

"First come first served!"

"Don't grab my monkey head!"

The spoils distribution rules discussed before the robbery were insignificant, everyone's eyes were red, and no one was willing to give in.

"In my opinion, it should be presented to His Majesty together with the treasures and people."

"If you didn't tell me, I would have forgotten that we still have the emperor."

"Why do you want to dedicate the monster to His Majesty? Do you want to disturb His Majesty's mind?"

"He's a gentleman... Brother, you think too much about how to cause trouble."

"Ha ha."

As the saying goes, one person may be smart and a group of people together is a bit stupid. Everyone can't stop arguing. The strangest thing is that the monster monkey didn't do anything.Very strange.

"Do you think this monstrous monkey is a strong outsider? Otherwise, why doesn't it do anything but show off its aura? Could it be that his treasure is... special effects."

"What special effects Meitu Xiuxiu?"

"I don't understand what Nong Nun is."

"At this time, you are pretending to be a fool."

"The monster monkey is going to run!"

No!Everyone searched carefully and found that the monster monkey was about to get out of the encirclement from under the crotch.

"What a jerk pretending to be a king! Catch him!"

"Eat or not?"

"I don't have much appetite."

After beating the monstrous monkey, the [-]-something old man said to Qing Que'er, "Girl, you are an expert, reveal his true face."

"The concubine will not refuse."

She walked over coquettishly with her lotus feet swaying, her flip-flop feet protruding from her skirt.

Ben Wang: "Is this a goof shot?"

Yushu let out a "bah" and cursed secretly: "Bitch, you really will add drama to yourself."

You must know that the survival rate of the extras on any set is very low, and they are very replaceable, especially after the fake plasma is smeared on the face, you can still tell who is who?

After all the hard work to get a shot with a straight face, or a line of "I'm dead, let's go, brothers", I will be envied by other actors for a long time.It may also be considered to have used some improper means.That's why Yushu expressed doubts about Qingque's sudden appearance.

Up to now, she has been a stone-like heroine since the filming of this series.There are also many other opponents, such as Wang Ba Niang who left the audience with countless suspense after appearing in only one episode, Mrs. Leng, who became the most beautiful woman in the world after being transformed into a mother by the national teacher, and a group of sisters from Jingyue Temple... Which list is taken out except for weight Everything else is better than her, but the reason why she has stayed with me for so long as the heroine is not because of her clever means of getting on screen, and doing everything she can to grab the show?As long as it can attract the attention of the audience, Yushu is willing to do anything.

Now that Qing Que'er appeared on the stage, she left the audience with a thoughtful, experienced, cold and wise image, and actually has a deep personality, which is more than a step higher than Yushu's flamboyant female hooligans.

Adding such a new and eye-catching female character at this time made Yushu doubt the director's intentions.

Do you want to replace the heroine?

After Yushu scolded the slut, she didn't care that she was still in the middle of filming, she walked aggressively to the sidelines with a few layers of fat on her waist, and stood beside the director. quite.

The director is a snake-like man in his early thirties, with a dangerous and sinister appearance. He likes to wear gold/silver spectacles to pretend to be aggressive. On the set, he is like a king.

There are many reasons why such a man can come to direct a comedy.

Legend has it that he accepted the script for his sweetheart suffering from depression and wanting to make his beloved smile.

The king is quite melancholy.

Yushu: "Director, I gained weight from 88 jin to 200 jin for this drama, which caused serious damage to my body. If you want to change roles or cut my part in the middle, I will go to the Meridian Gate to beat the drums and sue you." I need to ask for an explanation!"

The director is not a man who is threatened, he sneered and greeted the producer, "I thought about it, this play doesn't need a heroine, let's change the script to Brotherhood in the Republic Era."

Yushu's face changed wildly, and her fat hand grabbed the director's thigh, "Master, please forgive me!"

"Forgive you, who can obey me?"

Yushu looked helplessly at the producer, who turned his head away.

Yushu looked at the investor, who was whistling and playing a game console.

Yushu looked at the photographer, who was flirting with the lighting engineer.

Yushu looked at the king, his eyes were full of panic.

Ben Wang sighed, although the story is good, it is still a drama, don’t look at Ben Wang who dominates the world in the story, but outside of the drama, he is still a small person who rents a two-bedroom house with one living room with his buddies,