Small country with few people

After staying in the Shuxiang Garden for a day, Ben Wang took Yushu back to the capital in a hot air balloon. On the way, Yushu took a sketchbook and quickly drew great rivers and mountains. Joy hugged Ben Wang's calf very much and rubbed against it.

After two days away from the capital, something new happened.

The great apprentice of Monk Tang who disappeared with his predecessor Da Honglu came to look for my master. Lai stayed at Da Honglu Temple and said that if he didn’t hand over my master, he would...

Laifu imitated his apprentice's tone and movements vividly.

"Everyone told me that Monk Tang not only kidnapped Dahonglu Temple but also ran naked naked, which is indecent! I have been wanted by the nine admirals, but I still want Dahonglu Temple to hand over Monk Tang. I don't know what to say .Do you want to cut it and enter the palace to serve His Majesty?"

Ben Wang: "How do you look?"

Laifu: "The posture of a middle-aged man."

"There is no bumpy life experience, big waves of teammates, rings, etc."

Delivery food.

The king is not interested.

"It's up to you to deal with it."

So the capital once again waved knives and forks to taste the taste of alien species.

"I don't know what it's like to be a monster."

"I've eaten monkey brains before, but I don't know what the monkey brains of monster monkeys taste like."

Yushu eagerly wants to take a share.

"Advanced animals that can communicate cannot be eaten." Ben Wangyu said to Yushu earnestly.

"Oh."

Yushu looked very indifferent, and prepared dozens of dishes of dipping sauce, "Let's eat kuai today, my lord, let's go together, the lord can eat whatever he wants in that concubine's body."

Is it really okay for you to still eat when you weigh two hundred catties?

The Alien Species Tasting Conference was held in the Kitchen King Hall.

As soon as he entered the door, the king saw the hairy monkey tied to the cross.

"It's confirmed that it's not fake hair stuck to my body."

Everyone is very meticulous about what they eat.

The alien species that was bound by five flowers howled: "My mother, four uncles and four aunts, I have been a male prostitute in our county for three years, and finally I am waiting for the master who wants to go to the West to seek the scriptures together. The master said to switch the customs clearance text." I'm going to see my old friend before the dish, do you know how broken my heart is? I just want to learn from the master and continue to go back to my hometown to be a male prostitute, but why did I end up being eaten raw, God!"

This is a monkey with a story.

"Since I have a story and we have wine, we might as well listen to it."

Someone suggested listening to monkeys tell stories while eating monkey brains, but the little finger was chopped off because the proposal was too cruel.

There is also a way to eat.

Can not eat numb.

Eating is not to fill the stomach, if it is to eat to fill the stomach, then eating will be meaningless, it is just foraging.

Everyone put the big apprentice down and listened to the original food telling stories.

"I speak well, can you not eat me?"

Everyone showed tangled eyes whether to save the old lady or the wife.

The big apprentice coughed and started the lecture:

My monkey life began when I was chased and intercepted all over the mountains by female monkeys in estrus.

I will always remember that day.

As a handsome monkey with a monkey body and a heart, how can everything recover in spring and usher in the season of great harmony in life? How to avoid being chased and intercepted by a group of wild female monkeys, especially after long-term training, these female monkeys are not only strong in physical skills but also exquisite in coordination... ...hey, it's a question of survival or living.

At this time, I, the most handsome monkey in Huaguo Mountain, stood on a stubborn rock protruding from the cliff, my two hairy thighs were trembling, and I was dead!

I am afraid of heights!

On the top of the cliff, the group of female monkeys had green faces, fangs, and green eyes. You don't need to think about it, if you are caught by them, you will not be wheeled again?

"If you dare to come down, I will jump down!"

As soon as I threatened them like this, the female monkeys did not move, but they just stayed on top of the cliff, probably planning to consume me.

Seeing that it was getting late, the daytime was sunny, but when it got dark, the black wind blowing up from the bottom of the cliff was like a bone-scraping knife.

The monkeys on the cliff gradually became agitated. If they were impatient, no one dared to recognize the second among the monkeys.

Looks like it won't be long before they have to go before dark!

I thought so.

The twittering of the monkeys became louder and louder. I looked up and saw a female monkey with the most amazing Chinese character face tied around her waist with a rattan thick as an arm.Just look at the sharp nails like the tip of a knife, what if you really get caught?

But here is a raised strange rock under the cliff, two meters square, how much room can there be for dodging left and right?I almost didn't fall off the cliff, and I was picked up lazily by the mother monkey with a Chinese character face in a blink of an eye, which almost scared me to death!This monkey is a fierce general of Huaguo Mountain, and she is the first to bully the wild animals on the mountain. Because of the matrilineal society, the status of female monkeys in Huaguo Mountain is quite high.

I quickly grabbed the cane, and the ferocious face of the female monkey was almost face to face with me.

Hearing this, the onlookers couldn't help screaming one after another, and some friends who were surprised secretly asked the big apprentice how the mother monkey was like.

"I don't know that I haven't tasted it!"

"Ow!" I suddenly let out a howl of my dead father.

This handsome monkey who is about to get married across races is me, no, it's a male monkey.

Now, I'm a male monkey.

To expand, I am a male monkey born and raised in Huaguo Mountain, Aolai Country, Dongsheng Shenzhou.

Just came of age last week.

In other words, it's time to do our bit for the continuation of the race.

I'm just a good monkey who has just left the vulgar taste and takes a bath and brushes his teeth every day. A few female monkeys can't bother me.

Unfortunately, the female monkeys did not intend to listen to my wishes. When I saw a young monkey who had just grown up like me, yesterday helped each other comb the hair on the back, but this morning I saw him being beaten by a strong female monkey. After being knocked out with a punch, he was dragged into the woods.

I'm scared, in front of dozens of monkeys who can only fight well, I'm a mere pre-human with degenerated fangs and claws, and the running speed is at the bottom among large carnivores, can I not be scared?

It's not that we are too weak but the enemy is too strong.

The female monkeys are taller and stronger than the male monkeys. They are responsible for the patrol and security of Huaguoshan, picking fruits to store food, and taking care of the young monkeys. It is inevitable that they are higher than the male monkeys.

But even so, it is impossible to rob people's monkeys in broad daylight, do you have no monkey rights at all?

Unfortunately, not really.

The female monkey with a square face was holding my waist with one hand, holding the cane with both feet, maintaining the posture of swinging directly on the cliff, waving her left hand and howling triumphantly towards the monkeys on the cliff: "Aw!"

Translation: This beauty is mine!

The other female monkeys who had desires for me were dejected. In fact, they were taken advantage of by the Chinese character face. They only had one piece of meat.

Anyway, animals like monkeys can even fish for moons in the water, and fetching water from a bamboo basket is nothing.

After being depressed for a few seconds, the female monkeys cheered again, discussing other handsome male monkeys, chattering non-stop.

Guozilian yelled a few times but failed to turn their attention away, so he had to climb up the cliff with me in his arms.

Climbing and climbing, the rattan began to fall.

Why do the female monkeys holding on to the cane see that everyone else has let go?So he let go of his hands one after another.

"Aw!" "Aw!"

Guozilian and I fell off the cliff together. The eyes of the four monkeys were about to pop out of their sockets.

I'm out of breath, bah!What kind of monkey doesn't brush its teeth...

"What happened later! What happened later!"

This story is really wonderful, everyone listened intently.

"I guess there must be adventures falling off the cliff."

"The adventure of being a male prostitute?"

"Speaking of male prostitutes, do you know how they are treated?"

"Take care of food and housing, and split the bill fifty-five."

"So clear?"

"I know a little bit."

"Is it pearled?"

"It's in...fuck it!"

"When I got to the bottom of the cliff, I was in a coma for a long time. Aiguo took care of me. That's right, I named the monkey with a Chinese character face Sun Aiguo. Monkeys should be surnamed Sun."

Obviously this big apprentice is a time traveler.

But I don't know why everyone ignores this.

I have to let the king think carefully and fear.

"Brother, tell me about your being a male prostitute!"

"What happened to the female monkey? Did you have any good things under the cliff?"

The big apprentice's face turned pale.

Everyone agreed with each other in agreement, and it was obvious that it must be done.

Some people booed: "Then you still go out to learn Buddhist scriptures, and now little monkeys can pick peaches."

"Abandon wife and son, scumbag!"

The great apprentice was heartbroken, "I was kidnapped and sold! Don't you people think that women who are sold into the mountains should stay there for their cubs?!"

"All traffickers must be killed."

"It must be killed!"

Everyone is unanimous in this matter.

The big apprentice continued: "After falling off the cliff, I fell into a coma. Sun Aiguo carried me on his back while looking for food while avoiding the beasts at the bottom of the cliff. Unfortunately, the fruits under the cliff were sour and astringent. It was getting heavier and heavier, and Sun Aiguo was running around in a hurry. After several days, we finally found an uninhabited cave on the cliff. At this time, Sun Aiguo was already a lot thinner than before. I managed to survive, but in the middle of a night when it was pouring heavily, she suddenly became wild, and I dragged my injured leg, so I couldn't be her opponent... blah blah."

He said that he finally cried.

"Why are you crying, a male monkey?"

"It's a good thing to take advantage of."

"Everyone, don't be deceived by the inherent thinking, and feel that you are taking advantage of it. Any beeps that cannot be controlled by yourself are raped." With tears in his eyes, "You have suffered."

I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I, I!She won't be so heavy-mouthed, can she break through from a man to a homo sapiens?

Besides, this monkey looks really handsome as long as the fur is removed, and it also has a tail to play with all kinds of play.

Judging by the anxious look of the Yushu monkey, the palace will open a zoo soon.