Small country with few people

Yu Xuanji and Yu Meiren don't know what kind of plan they are planning, but don't be afraid, any conspiracy and conspiracy will be like chickens and dogs in the face of absolute power.

Yu Xuanji, the king, must be taken away.

The king has never been so determined.I have even thought about how to live in the future. The black-and-white king changed his voice to a prostitute who pretended to be robbery, tied Yu Xuanji's hands, treated him like this, and humiliated him. If you dare to call out, you can't be heard by King Su stayed with him.Just thinking about it makes the blood boil and rushes to the dantian.

Yushu also knew my intentions very well, and whispered: "Accumulate food widely, and become king slowly."

So I stayed in the scholarly courtyard.

The maidservant arranged a small building for us.

In the dead of night, Ben Wang leaned on the railing and watched, thinking that the breeding female cat was meowing, and obsessively said: "Last night, there was an east wind in the small building."

Normally, at this time, there are always people who can hear the Zhenguo poems recited by the king, but today no one responds.

Slightly lost.

"Long nights of sleepless nights, the prince does not know who he misses here."

Withdrawing the foreword, you know that the author of such an old stalker will not miss it.

"Is Young Master Yu still asleep?"

"Didn't the prince not sleep either?"

"Is there a difference between the king's sleeplessness and the prince's sleeplessness?"

Although invisible to the eyes, it did not detract from his appearance at all.

Relying on his inability to see, this king enjoys the pleasure of seeing beauties at night. On weekdays, he is concerned about the majesty of being the regent, and the beauty is in front of him, so he can't let his temper see enough.

Feeling sad for myself while watching, I actually have to take a peek at a blind man to get comfort. If it is written in the history books, wouldn't it be ridiculed by countless people throughout the ages.

This is the only chance in life to look at a beautiful woman with extremely explicit eyes like now.

What is the use of power over the world?What's the use of being rich?In the end, it was not in vain. If it were not for the dilemma in this position, the king would have resigned from office and returned to his hometown long ago.

Don't say that this sentence is a sick sentence. You can't envy mandarin ducks or immortals, at least two or more people can do it. How can I not envy mandarin ducks or immortals by myself.

Yu Xuanji asked suspiciously, "Why is the prince crying?"

"The king didn't cry."

"My lord, don't lie to me. Although my eyes are blind, my heart is not blind. I don't know if my lord has ever seen someone who cannot see with both eyes. Other senses are more sensitive than those who can see with both eyes."

Of course this king knows.

Yu Xuanji sighed, and said, "I never thought that someone like the prince would cry in his heart."

It can be concluded that Yu Xuanji is the most considerate man I have met in my short life. You should never, never should, should not be so good, so good that this king has a strong desire to rob.

"Young master, don't worry, the king will treat the poppies well. The king also agreed to the request of the poppies. The young master can live with his sister in the palace. It is just a temporary measure for the king to marry your sister. There is no unreasonable idea, you can live in the same courtyard, and you won't be afraid that this king will have delusional thoughts."

Young Master Yu smiled wryly, "How can I doubt it, the prince is a noble man, and everyone in the world knows his noble character. I have heard it for a long time, but why does the prince marry a beauty? If it is convenient, would you please?" To solve my doubts."

This is where the cliché begins, do you think that this king will be seduced by beauty, and tell a person who he has known for less than a day that this king is actually a fake second senior brother of the Lonely Ghost Sect?

"You say that the king's power is all over the world, but you can't help yourself. In the game, you have to be both a chess piece and a chess player."

Yu Xuanji showed a sympathetic expression.

The king has always liked women with a past and men with a future, but he doesn't like men with a past very much. Yu Xuanji saw that the sea was once too difficult, and she didn't know who she was pretending to be.

"Young Master, what's on your mind, why don't you express it to me quickly?"

"My lord is a wonderful person. I want to hear stories but I don't want to tell stories." Maybe it's because of the people in the Jianghu, Mr. Yu is not as respectful to the king as the people in the government and the capital, but it makes the king feel very comfortable. Haven't had a good time chatting?

I found a big raised rock by the lake and sat down. The water of the Qinghe River washed it very smoothly. Ben Wang said in a cold voice, "Be careful and pay attention to your feet, so you don't fall."

Yu Xuanji fanned out the king with a smile, "The prince is concerned about me, I don't know if this concern is for me or the beauty's brother?"

Was he born in a patriarchal family, otherwise why would he feel inferior to his sister?It's a pity that you can't say that blatantly, and this king doesn't remember what his sister looks like at all.

Women are all mud to this king, regardless of shape, variety, and feel, you can knead another look at will, which is better than the four major magic spells. Men are made of water. Repeatedly, when it sinks to the bottom, it will still be a basin of clear water.

Don't get me wrong, although this king said so, he is actually a hardcore feminist.

"Before listening to the story, would my lord want to have a drink?"

"Don't you have alcohol with you?"

"? Although I don't have alcohol on me, no matter what kind of wine the prince wants to drink, I can conjure it."

This is interesting, could he still carry the five ghosts?

The names of all the wines in the world flashed through Benwang's mind. There are 188888 kinds and more than [-] brewing methods. Now that he has said so, don't make things difficult for him. Wouldn't it be too easy to be seduced?

"Laugh and forget the book, is there any?"

Xiaowangshu and Qiantuiyou are equally famous, and they are the only two kinds of worry-relieving wines in the world. It is extremely difficult to brew, and it must be brewed successfully on the top of a mountain above 6000 meters above sea level, absorbing the spiritual energy of heaven and earth for ten years.It's made by a bull-nosed person with emotional intelligence, and it's delicious.

No one knows how many jars there are in the world, and this king didn't even get one.

Although this king is a minor and not yet full, there are three billion people in my dynasty, no matter men, women, old or young, who are born drinking. Who told me to produce all kinds of food at least four times a year, and I can’t finish the brewed wine? I can't finish drinking, except for some high-quality wines that are stored in cellars every year, and the rest are dumped into the river.

The Jiujiang River is a world-famous landscape in our dynasty.

"My lord is making things difficult for me again. Who in the world doesn't know that there are less than ten altars of laughing and forgetting books in the world."

"If you don't have it here, it doesn't matter if you change it to Qiansuiyou." Young Master Yu laughed loudly twice, and took a fan to point at the king, "Your Highness is so humorous."

After speaking, he stood up, took off his coat and hung it on the peach blossom tree next to him. After shaking off a few peach blossoms, he took out a hairpin with a strange shape from his sleeve, and tied his silver hair like a waterfall around his head two or three times. back.

"My lord, wait a moment, I'll come as soon as I go." After saying that, he jumped into the lake reflecting the silvery white moonlight, and smashed the moon into pieces.

After a while, the white-haired silver-haired man surfaced with a small wine jar weighing two catties in each hand, and smiled tenderly, "On the left hand is Xiao Wangshu, and on the right is Chitose Worry. What kind?"

What the king wants is you.

"Never drank."

Young Master Yu said empathetically, "If the prince doesn't dislike it, you can drink it instead."

Indirect kissing!

The little heart of the [-]-year-old and nine-month-old solo queen mother jumped up thumping uncontrollably, and nodded her head reservedly.

Now it's all right, the wine, the beautiful scenery and the beauties are all here. Under such a beautiful atmosphere, if nothing happens, I'm really sorry for Zhaohua.

The king stared blankly at Young Master Yu's bright red lips that were moistened by wine, so beautiful that even a saint would not be able to hold it here, not to mention that this king is an ordinary person.

Do you want to pretend to be accidentally tripped, throw yourself on him, poo poo, or stick your tongue in, and have a long talk.

If I had known this earlier, I should have learned from Yushu when he practiced knotting cherry stems with his tongue. Now Yushu can knot three cherry stems at a time, that is, put three cherries into his mouth at once, and then Tie three cherries together.

Feeling the king's fiery gaze, Yu Xuanji handed Qiantoseyou forward, "My lord, please."

Fortunately, he thought that the king wanted to drink.

He took the wine jar and licked the mouth of the jar, and suddenly realized that if the accident doesn't work, he can get drunk.This king is a big drinker who can't pour a thousand cups, and Yu Xuanji must not be able to drink me.

So this king pretended not to be drunk and not to return, and drank several jars of wine in a row, and Mr. Yu had to risk his life to accompany him. When the moon was at the top of the moon, the east was white, and Mr. Yu had already collapsed by the lake with his pillow on the wine jar, his eyes closed. He closed his mouth, and there seemed to be something rambling between his lips and teeth. The king leaned over and listened, and found that it was his sister who was calling.

Why is this dead sister so cute.

I held my breath and moved closer to his lips, with a premonition in my heart, if I miss him for the rest of my life, I'm afraid I won't have a second chance to get the beauty's sweet kiss.

At this time, there is an angel in my mind, and a demon is fighting fiercely.

The devil said kiss, kiss, what kind of Liu Xiahui?What age is it, and you still confess?Just go for a forced kiss, if you love him, get him drunk, blowing out the candles is not the same, if you can't get drunk, put some medicine in the wine, if you can't do it, you can just tie him up.If things fail, they will be arrested, exiled for three thousand miles, or executed after autumn, and the sentence will be suspended for three years after eunuchs.

The angel said how could you do this, do you know what is democracy, what is human rights, what is respect for everyone's independence and freedom?It is never the law that can stop a person from acting, but morality, conscience and the bottom line.

Let's find out.

Ben Wang squeezed Yu Xuanji's angular jaw.

Regardless of personality, the one with wider chin is Gong, and the one with sharper chin is Shou.

When the king's lips were 0.01 mm away from Mr. Yu's lips, an invisible force from the universe, usually we call it the power of the universe, bound the limbs of the king and killed the king. Pulling back desperately?.

No, no!The king screamed in his heart, and dug his fingers into the bluestone under his body. The stone was like tofu, and his fingers pierced through it in an instant. In front of this force, the king's power was like a mayfly shaking a big tree.Extremely unwilling to be pulled away from Mr. Yu within a radius of three meters, leaving several inches deep scratches on the ground.

Ah, I should have known earlier that it is impossible for this king to get his wish and kiss the person he wants to kiss, so he doesn't care about Mr. Yu's life or death. Anyway, he is not a true love that this king can kiss.

At this time, I can only comfort myself that the author believes that I will be able to find my favorite in this life before the cerebellum completely shrinks.

What age is it and still play the clean party.

They are also the protagonists. Why, as the heroine, Yushu can be the groom every night, with countless courtiers under her skirts, but this king insists on wearing a chastity belt and living hard?

It should be noted that the wars of up and down 500 million years were all caused by inequality!

The king angrily slammed the door, Yushu was lying on the double bed with a lot of flesh hanging beside the bed, his short eyelashes fluttered, and he said, "The prince is back, his face is so ugly and he didn't succeed." Well, I had a rest earlier and fell asleep, so I didn’t think about anything, ouch, I’m so drunk, I’m so drunk. You probably didn’t succeed because you got drunk, tsk tsk, tsk tsk.”

How can there be so much nonsense, gossip woman go sleep with you.

Now the sky is already dim, and it will be time to get up in two or three hours, and I don't know if I will get enough sleep.

This king doesn't want to give others the impression of staying in bed.

But it was really uncomfortable to lie with Yushu. It was already hot in summer. Although there was lake water next to the small building and there was ventilation everywhere, it was still hot when it should be hot. In addition, there was a huge heat source lying beside me, which made me sweat profusely.

Thinking about it, it was the first time in so many years that she was lying on the same bed with Yushu.

It was such a small bed.

The bed in the palace can accommodate two Cuju teams to play a game.

After lying down for a while, Yushu's snoring sounded, and I fell asleep quickly with the snoring sound, and had a beautiful dream. As for the content of the dream, I will not go into details. Washing underwear in the morning is a must.

While half asleep and half awake, Yushu yelled, "Oh, oh, my lord, move over there, move over there, it's crushing the flesh of my concubine."

No wonder, I suddenly felt that the wooden bed underneath was so soft, it turned out to be the fat of Yushu.

I don't know how she eats, she is so obese.

"Move what, this is a grace for you, use it as a cushion."

Yushu turned over and landed on me!

Mount Tai is nothing more than that!

Immediately, I had difficulty breathing, as if I was about to die!

"Go down!"

"No, no~"

Is now the time to act like a baby?The king is almost dead.

"Go down!"

"The concubine is happy, the prince should not push the concubine away, if he can be favored by the prince, the concubine is willing to die."

Do you really want to crush the queen's corpse?Even if you learn the special skill of picking up corpses, it is still impossible to get the orange weapon from this king's package!

The king's package is set to self-destruct mode.

The self-explosion radius is [-] million light-years.