Small country with few people

The tall old woman and the dominatrix are walking in circles according to a certain arc. Compared with the relaxed old woman, the dominatrix looks very dignified. With her eyesight, it is natural to see that this old woman is the strongest enemy she has encountered in this life. .

Her fighting blood is boiling!burning!

She clenched the wooden stick tightly, shifted her weight to her toes, and stepped on it heavily without needing a run-up, and it bounced out like a fired shell.

The onlookers couldn't help but sweat for the old woman.

One is a burly girl and the other is a skinny old woman with lonely legs. The other is carrying a weapon that can break mountains and rocks. If you hit the old woman with a stick, won't the old woman be beaten into cakes?

Many had tears in their eyes.

Do you think they are really worried about the life and death of the old woman?

No, they were just worried that if the old woman died, they would be the ones who would be unlucky.

"My dead father, bless me not the next one to die."

"I don't want to die. I haven't gotten married yet and have a baby."

"Woooooooo..."

"How shameless you people are to let an old woman stand in front of you. Don't you, Zhang Wuyu, like to brag that your ancestors are famous generals of the Great Zhou Dynasty? And you, Bao Erke, your ancestors also followed Xuanyuan Yellow Emperor to fight everywhere, but why? By now, all of them have shrunk?"

"Hehe, do you think you dare to speak up for anything? Just because you saw us hiding, you didn't see these women whose heads were almost lowered into the ass? You think it's only natural for a man to stand out and women should hang around behind ?” Hua Yishan, who was called, snapped back without hesitation, “I just don’t want to die, so what kind of men and women are there!”

"A woman can feel at ease asking this and that from a man, why?"

"When you talk about equality between men and women, it's not because you want benefits."

A woman said angrily: "What do you mean by wanting benefits? Wanting benefits means wanting extra things that should not be yours. Women want equal job opportunities and treatment. Has it become an extra benefit? Are we here? In ancient times there was Mulan and now there is... Yu Niangniang! Which one of them is not a heroine!"

Hua Yishan pushed the woman aside angrily, and said with a sneer: "You have long hair but short knowledge, don't tell me these things. How powerful are they and you can compare with them? Even if they make a mistake, it's just a fake Words! You, you don’t have the ability to ask for so much. You have the face to ask you to fight for it. Why do you give it to you at the first touch of your mouth? What do you think you are? You are weak and you are justified. Yes If you want to be the first to be equal, you should oppose the word "marriage."

The woman was already crying with anger.

Hua Yishan said arrogantly: "Crying if you can't say it, because you think that when you cry, someone will sympathize with you. What is the difference from those who think that they are justified by howling loudly. Don't let the whole world persecute you all the time. The woman's p words, the status is reversed, can you not persecute the man? Kill all the men if you are capable!"

After Hua Yishan finished speaking, a rusty wooden stick flew from the air and hit him impartially on the right side of the face. The pretty girl closest to him was stunned, her face was instantly deformed, and her teeth were all detached from her gums. Going out, the whole person was smashed into the house.

The dominatrix flew over to catch the wooden stick, "He made me hit it, such a despicable request to grandma is my favorite."

She grabbed the thin man's arm, "I see you kept nodding when he said that just now, you are so poor and look down on women, it's spoiling my appetite."

The dominatrix was quite interested in the skinny man just now, but now she looks at him with disgust, "Not only is she disliked, but she also has a rotten mind, so it's useless to keep you!"

As she spoke, she strangled the thin man's neck, "Go to hell."

"Slow down." The old woman stopped her again.

Hag: "Today, I must kill hundreds of people to be happy."

"Do you think that if you kill a few people, the world will be cleared?"

"I kill hundreds of them a day and that's hundreds of thousands a year. How can the wicked people in the world not be wiped out? The villages that buy and sell women should be wiped out."

"My sister is jealous of evil." The pretty girl said admiringly.

Seeing that someone was about to be attracted by her heresy, the old woman yelled inwardly, "Don't believe this kind of heresy. Restraining violence with violence and fighting evil with evil is not the fundamental solution to the problem. Killing the bad guys... really It's too outrageous."

"Oh? Is it possible that the bad guys will only do it after they do evil? Potential criminals are not criminals."

"From the perspective of a potential criminal, he hasn't done anything yet. How willing would he be if you killed him?"

Dominatrix: "Will people who kill and be killed be willing? Ask the pigs, cattle, sheep, chickens, ducks, and geese you eat if you are unwilling. My mother sees what stories you tell your children. Livestock feel that they are being raised by their masters hard You don’t have to do anything, it’s right to contribute meat to the master’, it’s ridiculous to lose my old lady’s big teeth! Old thief, you don’t know it hurts if the knife doesn’t cut you, and it’s because of your age that you can’t sell it!”

The old woman was finally squeezed out and showed her true colors. Her originally kind face was ferocious like a Yaksha in a painting of hell, causing others to shy away in fright.

The dominatrix sneered and caught the old woman's quick move, "Don't be fooled by some people's appearance, this old godmother was a strongman on Heifeng Mountain back then, who killed countless people, especially those who hated her. A beautiful and happy woman, when she meets her, she will ruin her face, cut off her tendons and put them in a pickle jar, if she wants to live, she can't die, look at you... just the type she hates the most, youthful and beautiful hahaha."

The pretty girl was terrified and trembling. The old lady was standing with her just now and held her hand to comfort her. She also asked where her family lived and how many people lived in, she told them all in a flustered manner.

"And the three brothers and sister of this family who are not worth looking at are sold to a blind and lame man in the neighboring village for an acre of land. The girl who bought a visit from Luoyang, tied her up in a shack without clothes, and those women who were dragged away by beggars are the kidnappers' uplines. They are the kidnappers' uplines. The family has turned into a decent person, and their rice shop sells rice with human blood."

Everyone was dumbfounded.

Did the Ouchi guards, who were like wolves and tigers, cut down anyone they saw, to clean up the cancer in the capital?

The old woman's expression changed drastically. All the insiders of what she did in the past are dead. How could the Ouchi guard know, "What evidence do you have?"

The dominatrix licked the blood, "What evidence do you have to prove that you didn't do it!"

"You guys are making accusations and wanting to kill me." The old woman acted realistically, and her well-tied hair came down.

Everyone was at a loss, and they didn't know which one was telling lies.

"Mr. Huang," the pretty girl walked up to Huang San. Huang Sanye is a popular person beside King Su, and his elder brother is the housekeeper of the Prince Regent's house. He has won the trust of the prince. If he can curry favor with him, there will be good days. Here the folk girl showed a frightened expression, "Do you know which of them is telling the truth and which is not? The folk girl is stupid and can't tell the truth from the fake."

Huang San was just trying to make a splash as his first show back to Beijing, but he was cut off by an old godly woman who appeared out of nowhere, making the Kowloon Dahuan knife technique he had just mastered useless, look at that old woman He broke out in a cold sweat from the moves of the dominatrix.It's not a one-shot enemy at all.

The old man who sold herbal tea stationed at the ancestral grave of King Su's mansion said that his kung fu is the best in the world, and there are less than five fingers to his right.

Does his five-fingered number refer to their village or the ancestral grave?

With a dry cough, Huang San asked, "I don't know the girl's name."

The girl smiled shyly, "Minister Yinglan."

"Yinglan, good name."

Huang San waved the dust caused by the aftermath of the battle, "It's too dusty here, girl, come back to the room with me to chat, how do you feel?"

Yinglan's heart skipped a beat, "Is it the palace?"

Huang San proudly said: "I am the prince's subordinate, so naturally I live in the palace."

"Can you bring outsiders back?"

"Others can't, I'm naturally fine."

The fighting over there is in full swing, but here they are colluding with each other. The world is getting worse and people's hearts are not the same!

Another Minnv rushed over and grabbed Huang San's other hand, screaming: "The Minnen is also afraid of death, please take the Minnen away with you!"

Yushu: "Huang San's market is good. How come he has been guarding the tomb for half a year? His whole body has turned from a hen to a duck? His abs have come out wretched...still so wretched. Could it be that this year is really auspicious?"

It doesn't matter if he is unlucky.

"Come on, drive Huang San to Gong's room immediately."

Gongfang, of course, is a toilet.

There are more than 1 mouths in the Wangfu, and this year, more people have been recruited. Every morning, the morning toilet is always tight, so we had to build a three-story hut building in the downwind vent, with more than 1000 tons of urinals. This is not yet shared, and an additional batch of funds will have to be approved at the end of the year.

Since it is such a tight place, the manager of the hut, that is, the toilet manager, is naturally a fat job.Moreover, this king has long invented the second sign of entering a civilized society in human history - the flush toilet.

Disinfect and spray air freshener every day, and there is a special night incense to clean.

Daoyexiang is a position, the full name is the person who cleans the toilet every morning, afternoon and evening.

Ben Wang was worried that he would accidentally call Huang San back and arrange a job for him. Now it's all right, he will spend the rest of his life selling toilet paper on the first floor of the latrine.

The girl who was ecstatic to follow Huang San back home didn't know whether she would run out crying, or whether she would finish her appointment with tears in her eyes.