You are not joking

After Fengsong finished reading the laws of the heavens, the Palace of Heaven's Punishment was not so busy, and Fengsong only needed to read some of the remaining [-]% of the files when he had time, and it was no problem to put them aside when he had time.

As for the affairs of the Heaven's Punishment Palace, those who have hurt the spirit of the gods due to personal grudges and violated the rules of heaven due to their greed for the mortal world, it is sufficient to punish them according to the laws of heaven. punishment.

On the other hand, the Taiwo is quite busy there. I don’t know if it’s a prosperous and peaceful world. There are happy events in the heavens one after another. Yue Lao has to go to the Taiwo every day and send some birthday cards for him to count. Marriage, and then the day of marriage is approved by the legacy.

The peony flower fairy fell in love with Lu Dongbin of the Eight Immortals, and after 800 years of chasing, she finally got a response, and handed over a marriage line to Yuelao for marriage;

The boy who Guanyin sat down was kidnapped by the daughter of the water god for no reason, and Guanyin Bodhisattva also came to the Marriage Palace in a hurry to match the boy with marriage;

And the Xiezhi Jiangyu Tianzun who fled, after recovering the Taotie, instead of going back to the Heavenly Palace, turned to the Marriage Palace to ask for marriage; these messy happy events, the tossing legacy, never want to see red, don't want to see Yuelao, Just like the Taishang Laojun didn't want to see him back then.

Yuelao could handle those things by himself, but now they are all sent to him, it is clear that his father and Laojun think he is too idle.

But he is not idle at all.

Saying that I don’t want to see each other, Su Yi really disappeared, and handed over the uterus to Changxi to watch, only the serious memorials handed over by Yanhe would be put into Su Yi’s hands, after approving the memorials, Su Yi simply kept them Two altars of pear blossom wine, went to the Heavenly Punishment Palace to accompany Feng Song to read the dossier.

The Palace of Heavenly Punishment is a place that even the gods of the heavens do not want to go to. Except for a palace that is resplendent and magnificent, the rest of the places are places of punishment and detention. Knowing where the crown prince is, he didn't want to go to the Palace of Punishment, so he could only pick up the cinnabar pen that he had thrown away and buried his head again.

Today's Heavenly Punishment Palace is a bit unusual, Su Yi and Feng Song are sitting inside drinking pear blossom wine, but they can vaguely hear the miserable and forbearing moans coming from outside.

Su Yi drank a few sips of wine, lost interest: "Is this punishment today?"

Seeing that Su Yi stopped drinking, Feng Chan also stopped, and replied: "Well, the son of Fengshen fell in love with mortals, and he did not hesitate to use magic power to change the fate of others. According to the law of heaven, he is removing the bones of the immortals and entering the mortal world."

"Luan Chen?" A figure appeared in his mind, who had fought against the son of Fengshen when he was young.If I remember correctly, Fengshen has only one son, because mortals have ended up like this, it is really embarrassing: "Fengshen hates evil like a vengeful, the only son has been dealt with like this, and dare not trouble you, how could he let a mortal go?"

Feng Chan shook his head, he didn't know these things.

The sound outside stopped, and Su Yi put down his wine glass and left the Palace of Heavenly Punishment, just in time to see Luan Chen, the son of Fengshen who had been removed from the fairy bone, being escorted by the heavenly soldiers.

"Wait a minute." Su Yi called to stop the group.

"His Royal Highness." The escorting heavenly soldiers stopped to salute.

Luan Chen, who had removed the fairy bones and was no longer a fairy, saw a blue figure walking slowly behind him in white clothes, dragging his frail body and kowtowed: "Meet Your Highness the Crown Prince, and I will meet the Immortal Monarch."

Su Yi raised his hand to avoid his salute, and asked, "Do you not regret that you ended up today?"

Luan Chen shook his head, his eyes were firm: "What is there to regret? Luan Chen does not regret it."

Su Yi asked again: "You saved that mortal?" This protection not only protects the peace of his world, but also the revenge of his father Fengshen.

Mentioning that mortal, Luan Chen smiled.

It was this kind of smile again, and Su Yi had never understood what kind of power it was that made a god willing to abandon everything to pursue it.

"He is very happy now. It won't be long before he will have both sons and daughters. Even if I have a mortal body, as long as I live, my father will not be able to find him." Luan Chen didn't know why he fell in love with that person in the first place. Today, he doesn't need to pursue these anymore.

"Luan Chen is leaving here, and there will be no day of returning to the Heavenly Palace. Your Highness Su Yi, you two will take care when you meet the Immortal Lord." Luan Chen's voice was weak, but the natural recklessness and the kindness and congratulations conveyed in the words, Su Yi Both Yi and Fengchan can be heard clearly.

Su Yi nodded, let the Heavenly Soldiers go there, and watched with his own eyes the Heavenly Soldiers throwing people into the mirror of reincarnation. From now on, there will be no Luan Chen Shaoshen in the heavens.

When Feng Chan and Su Yi returned to the Taiwort, Ye Shen had already cast two rounds of night.When they arrived at the inner courtyard, Su Yi didn't let Feng Chan return to the sky, and dragged him into Gu Fang Zi Appreciation.

Su Yi walked to the secret compartment behind the desk and took out a jar of aged pear blossom brewing. It was brewed in the first year. There were five jars in total, and two jars were given away. Over the years, he drank a lot of pear blossom brewing. For the first three altars, the two of them did not move.

In addition to a jar of pear blossom wine, Su Yi also took two wine glasses and filled them up on the table. The two of them had a drink under the moonlight shining through the window.

Su Yi looks like he is not in a good mood.

"Feng Song, why do you think there are so many idiots in this world? My mother's queen is imprisoned in the Tianhou Palace for the sake of my father, and finally returns to chaos;"

"General Ruo He, the pain of entering the magic barrier, the pain of being imprisoned at the bottom of the lake, and he will not get rid of the mother's death;"

"Shenjun Qi Li, for that lonely bird, I don't know how much effort was spent, full of hope, but another disappointment;"

"Luan Chen is even more, for a mortal, he gave up his magic power except for the fairy bones. If he is not the son of the wind god, he may even die..."

"Later, I found out that the lonely emperor is also, you know? I thought at least, the father is smart."

Su Yi's face was drunk, Feng Song suddenly felt sorry for him, put down his wine glass and went to help him, just as his hand touched his, Su Yi leaned over.

"Did you know? On the desk in Yunxiao Palace, there is a pear blossom stick...Father is very careful and protects it very well." Speaking of the pear blossom stick, panic flashed across Su Yi's intoxicated face: "The queen mother entered the heavenly palace. I haven't seen that pear blossom lottery in so many years."

"Shenjun Qili has a pear blossom forest, and he uses his own heart and blood to nourish it, hahaha...Father also hides a pear blossom lottery, you say..."

"Su Yi, don't think about it." The more Su Yi talked, the more his spiritual consciousness collapsed, and Feng Song couldn't bear him like this.

"What do you think they are asking for? They can't ask for anything, nothing..."

"Fengsong, I don't want to be that kind of person, I don't want to be a poor person who is lonely because of obsession..."

Feng Chan took down the wine glass in Su Yi's hand, helped him to the couch, wanted to let his hair loose, but was caught before he touched his raised hand, and was dragged to the bed by Su Yi in a blink of an eye, hugging him tightly. with.

Su Yi has hugged Fengsong many times, lightly hugged or hugged each other tightly, but Fengsong has never responded.

"Feng Chan, I don't want a princess..." There was a worried murmur in my ear.

Fengsong suddenly remembered that Su Yi said in the past that he didn't need to ask for anything, he just wanted to succeed to the throne later.

He didn't want to succeed to the position of Emperor of Heaven.

Feng Chan sighed softly, raised his hand to smooth Su Yi's frowning brows, and couldn't help but kiss him on the forehead.

"No, Su Yi, you will not become that kind of person."

The lotus fragrance was between the nostrils, Feng Chan's face was finally no longer cold, and a soft smile appeared on the corner of his cold lips, like the gentle and refined God Qi Li.

What made Su Yi a qualified but clumsy Crown Prince?And what makes Su Yi seem to be beautiful but actually lonely?Perhaps it was because of the envy of others that the Emperor of Heaven respected and did not love the Queen of Heaven. Maybe it was because the Queen of Heaven stood at the top and overlooked the world with tears shed quietly behind her back. Feeling sad, or because of desire...

For whatever reason, that is the past.

Su Yi fell asleep in a daze, his arms still holding Fengsong tightly, Fengsong let him hold him like this, but he couldn't bear to hold him down like this for a whole night, so he moved a little, breaking the two of them apart He fell asleep in a side-lying position.

Xu Shi Suyi was stopped by Fengchan when he was slightly drunk last night. The next morning, Suyi woke up first, and his head was not as uncomfortable as before when he was drunk. He was surprised when he realized that he was holding someone in his arms. Every time I recited it, I was even more horrified. I turned my face away and closed my eyes to calm my breathing.

Every time he sleeps lightly, he wakes up as soon as there is any movement in the presupposition. When he notices the strangeness of the presupposition, he lifts the brocade quilt and prepares to stay in bed.

The moment he got up, Su Yi stretched out his hand to hold him, "Lie down with me again."

Before Feng Chan could nod his head, he was hugged again, and both of them lay on the couch.

Su Yi sniffed the seemingly invisible breath of Feng Song like a greedy person, and filled his heart with thousands of words: How good it would be if he could only be a prince in this life, whether he is self-willed or messing around, as a prince, I can choose, not choose a concubine Raising an heir, with you by my side, can comfort me, make me happy, we can suffer together, rejoice together, it is better than everything my father has.

Fengsong was silent, just listening to Su Yi's heartbeat, lying down with him.Accompanying him is the only thing he has done in these hundreds of years.

Finally, Feng Chan broke the tranquility, "Do you have a headache?" Su Yi hugged him for a long time, seeing that he hadn't gotten up yet, he thought he was feeling sick from drinking.

"No." Su Yi's face was pressed against the lapel of Feng Chan's shoulders, perhaps it was too tight, and the words he spoke were a little muffled.

A smile appeared on Fengsong's face when he heard it, "Yanhe should come to find Changxi to explain, can't you afford it?" The implication of Fengsong's words is that you should get up and review the memorial.

"..." Sure enough, His Highness the Crown Prince cannot be willful. "Get up."

There was a rustling sound of dressing in the room, and a long sigh of relief outside the door, His Highness finally got up.

Fengsong pushed open the door and let Changxi come in for breakfast, "Good morning Fengsong Xianjun."

"En." Feng Chan replied, ready to go out.

"Don't you need breakfast?" Su Yi, still dressed in white, crossed his breath and asked Feng Chan who was about to go to the Palace of Heavenly Punishment.

"no need."

Every chant goes quickly, Su Yi eats breakfast alone in Gu Fang Zi Shang, after eating, asks Chang Xi to bring the memorial.

"What trivial things are there today?" Asked after reading the previous sue.

"Don't worry, Your Highness, there are not many memorials today."

For several days in a row, more than half of the memorials from the Heavenly Emperor's Yunxiao Palace were sent to the Crown Prince's uterus. Every time he looked at the mountain of memorials, Su Yi had every reason to suspect that his father was punishing him.

Chang Xi handed over the memorials, there were indeed not many, the ones that were rewarded and the ones that added to the chaos, there were only a dozen of them, which made Su Yi suspicious, "What happened to the Yunxiao Palace?"

Taking a long breath and thinking about Yanhe's expression just now, he guessed: "When Yanhe came to send the memorial, the Emperor of Heaven was summoning the priest of death. Maybe it is a high-ranking god in Tiangong who is about to experience calamity."

"Calamity?" Speaking of the legacy of the calamity, a person came to mind, "Speaking of which, General Ruo He has experienced the calamity, and it's been 200 years."

"Go and find my spirit shirt." Su Yi ordered.

The spirit protection shirt is a divine item worn by a Phoenix clan emperor in order to save the prince who was born with inadequacies and could not withstand the catastrophe. To protect the growth of the little prince, and at the same time, it can protect the immortal body from being damaged by the catastrophe and the same source of magic.

Since then, this sacred object has been passed down to every prince. This object was originally on the body of the eldest prince Qi Li 10 years ago. After the birth of His Royal Highness Zhuo Hua, Qi Li gave this object to Zhuo Hua. Now, it is kept in Su Yi's hands.

Why did the emperor summon the life-severing priest so early, and who is going to survive the calamity after all?It is not urgent to send the memorial to the Tai Palace, and there are not many memorials today, why did the emperor let Yan He leave when he had something important to do in the Yunxiao Palace?

No, the emperor did this, it seems that he purposely withdrew the peace, but he was cautious, and his tone was very tight. There should be no one in this world who needs to avoid him, unless it is Tianzhu's catastrophe.

Predicting Tianzhou's catastrophe is against the law of heaven. Every time it is counted, those who know it will be backlashed by the law of heaven. Except for the priest and the emperor of heaven, almost no god can withstand it. Could it be that the father sent him away to protect Yanhe? he?

But Tianzhu's catastrophe, as far as he knows, there should be no one who needs to experience catastrophe recently.

While Su Yi was still guessing, Changxi had found the spirit shirt.

The spirit protection shirt is a fetish that recognizes the Lord, and it has no fixed shape. It is transformed into a piece of clothing according to the preferences of each prince, and in the hands of Su Yi, it is a snow satin white dress.

Since inheriting the crown prince, this spirit guard shirt has become a collection.Su Yi thought, since he couldn't get over it, it's better to use this to keep him safe, but he had to find a way to make the other party accept it.

Su Yi asked Changxi to put the spirit guard shirt on the screen in the room, and told him another thing: "Go and see for me, what happened to the life-killing priest of Yunxiao Palace?"

Changxi's work efficiency is very fast, and when the priest of death came out of Yunxiao Palace, he immediately went forward to arrest him, and inquired about the news in a few words.

It's just that the final result was unsatisfactory. The Emperor of Heaven issued an order, and the priest who died did not want to say more. He only said that there was probably no danger, and a countermeasure had been found.

After hearing this, Su Yi took a break.