You are not joking

The Heaven Realm has been very lively for nearly a hundred years. After the Heavenly Emperor held the Peach Blossom Banquet, he planned to hold a happy banquet. The guests invited were all the clan leaders who had made meritorious service in the six realms.

The hosts of this banquet were Liuli Fairy from Heaven and Experienced Fairy Peach. The banquet lasted for three days. In addition to the races listed in the zodiac, there were also the royal family of the forest and grassland, and the wolf clan, the bird clan, and the fox clan.

Su Yi, who had been ordered by the Emperor of Heaven two days ago, also came to the banquet earlier than usual.

"His Royal Highness the Crown Prince came early today." Fairy Pantao couldn't help teasing when she greeted Su Yi, and she bent her eyebrows with a smile.

Su Yi didn't care about being teased anymore, he pressed Fengsong's shoulder and pushed him over, "I finally got Fengsong here, how can I let him stay outside."

"..." It turned out that Fengsong was not on the list to attend the banquet, it was Su Yi who took advantage of Fengsong's absence to go to Shuitianyise to pull him over.

"His Highness is really treated very well by Immortal Fengsong." Fairy Pantao said sincerely.

Su Yi put down the hand resting on Feng Chan's shoulder, and waved it casually, "Oh? Why is it that he is ready to stay in the hall?"

"Immortal Fengsong is responsive to His Highness's requests, more effective than the Buddha in the Western Paradise."

The flat peach fairy is different from other fairies. It was supposed to be a fairy peach that is rewarded in circles. She was enlightened by Su Yi and was grateful for Su Yi. As a joke, it's harmless.

Su Yi thought about it, and it seemed to be the case. When he looked at the people around him, he saw that his consciousness was not here, and his eyes were fixed on the inside of the banquet hall.

"What are you looking at?"

Hearing Su Yi's questioning voice, Feng Song withdrew his gaze, turned to the side to look at the jade man in white, "The desire to break is coming."

Just now, there was a joking smile on the corner of his mouth with Fairy Pantao, which caught him unexpectedly, "Since the Fox King intends to abdicate, he is the young master of the Fox Clan, so it is only reasonable for him to come."

Now that I think about it, I haven’t seen Zheyu in five or six hundred years since Zheyu came to the Taiwort last time.

But it's not like he hasn't seen him before, the words of God Qi Li echoed in his ears, Su Yi pulled Feng Chan's sleeves, and walked in past Fairy Pantao.

Fairy Pantao was ingenious, knowing that Prince Suyi and Immortal Fengsong had a good relationship, so she arranged their seats together.

The joyful banquet began with the arrival of the Emperor of Heaven. At the banquet, the events of pushing cups and changing cups were mixed with recitations, but the wine was doubled in return. Both of them were happy for a while, and the full house of clan kings came to participate in the feast of the heaven At the banquet, some were joyful and some were anxious, but at this time, the attention was drawn to the prince and the lord, and Su Yi also saw the desire to fold at this time.

"His Royal Highness, every time you read Xianjun, I would like to respect the two of you." Pushing a glass of wine in front of him, Zheyu was still dressed in a flirtatious red, with a warm smile on his lips.

Although it was a blunt "His Royal Highness", when he called it out, it was still like a greeting between friends.

Feng Chan picked up the jug to fill up Su Yi and his own wine glass, held up the wine glass and saluted the past, "Young master please."

If you want to do it first, it is a respect. After drinking, you will turn the wine glass upside down, so that there is not a drop of wine left.

Su Yi also picked up the wine and drank it all in one gulp.

After the toast, Zhe Yu didn't stop at the Su Yi's seat, walked back to the Fox Clan seat, and took a deep look at Feng Chan.

Because Fengsong is in charge of the Heavenly Punishment Palace, his status in the Tiangong Palace in the past few hundred years is not comparable to that of the past, and there are more people who want to curry favor. The next immortal, of course, did not miss the great opportunity of the Happy Banquet.

One after another, they went forward to toast Su Yi and Fengsong. Fengsong inherited the Taigong's usual style, no one would refuse, and double rewards were offered. Those who toasted him had to drink two glasses.

But there were too many clan immortals at the banquet today, halfway through, Feng Song felt that the place was boring, so he told Su Yi to go out for a walk.

Since the Emperor of Heaven had already left after his appearance, the prince took care of the banquet, and he couldn't spare to accompany Feng Chan, so he had to go for a walk alone.

As soon as Feng Chan left, Zheyu also got a chance.After Bai Bird King, who wanted to talk to Su Yi, walked away in embarrassment, he walked over, "Su Yi, can you take a step to talk?"

"Okay." Su Yi did not refuse this time, "I happen to have something to ask you."

Su Yi walked to the courtyard behind the banquet hall with a sense of desperation, because the invited clan kings were all inside, but there was no one here.

He wanted to think about some things for a long time, and felt that he needed to clarify with Su Yi, but when there was no one around, he wanted to hear about Su Yi: "What do you want to ask me?"

Zheyu was always smiling, but Suyi couldn't, "What are you going to do to Fengsong?"

"..." Zhe Yu put away his smile at Su Yi, the repressed Nuan Xiao in his eyes gradually turned cold, only the corners of his mouth still curled up, "Why do you ask that?"

But it's this point, which seems ridiculous to Su Yi, "You really don't know?"

Something flashed across his mind, so fast that he couldn't grasp it, the smile on the corner of his mouth froze, it turned out that Su Yi was suspicious of him.

"Why do you think so, I'm not interested in Fengsong."

"Not the best." Su Yi breathed a sigh of relief, even Su Yi himself didn't know why he was nervous, "What do you want to tell me?"

"Ha" Zheyu chuckled, "It's nothing, I just asked how you are doing recently."

Thank you for giving me a lingering delay.

"I'm fine." Almost 1000 years later, Su Yi was no longer able to confide in this person.

"That's good." He murmured desperately, and his expression became clear after a while.

"So, let's go back." Back to the banquet.

Zhe Yu nodded, followed Su Yi back to the banquet, "Su Yi." Zhe Yu suddenly stopped him.

"Huh?" Su Yi stopped to look at him.Perhaps Su Yi had already seen that Zhe Yu had something to say to him.

"It's okay, let's go." Zheyu smiled lightly.

"Well, let's go." But since Zheyu didn't say it, he wouldn't ask.

When Su Yi returned to the banquet, Feng Song had already returned, saw Zhe Yu following him, and didn't ask him what he did.

Because he drank too much wine and was afraid that Fengsong would feel uncomfortable, Su Yi never said anything about drinking with Fengsong, and poured a few glasses for Fengsong with the dew on the table.

This room has poured fairy dew on Fengsong, when he raised his eyes, Zheyu seemed to be looking at him, with a pair of warm eyes, Su Yi only glanced at him, turned his head away and continued talking with Fengsong, did not notice Zheyu's There was a slight unwillingness in that warmth.

On the second day, His Royal Highness still participated in the happy banquet. This time it was not all about drinking, but also added some programs to add to the fun. He was not interested in Su Yi, and still only cared about chatting and drinking with Fengsong. When he was drunk, he asked Changxi to pick him up.

On the third day, there was no His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, and Su Yi and Feng Chan stole the wine privately stored by the Jiuxian, and were so drunk that they fell unconscious, and the two of them fell asleep on the lonely side enjoying themselves.

When the Emperor of Heaven heard this, he angrily placed the crown prince in the womb, but the crown prince was still awake and could not feel the anger of the Emperor of Heaven. In the end, it hurt the Jiuxian and was punished to drink Phoenix wine.

The trembling Emperor of Heaven could only order Yanhe to send the clan king of the lower realm away, and then walk around the heaven by himself to calm down.

The Heavenly Realm belongs to the Yaochi next to the Tianhou Palace, which has the best scenery, the only place the Emperor of Heaven goes to on weekdays, and today is no exception when he is angry, but unexpectedly saw a young man in red beside the Yaochi.

Leaning under the tree in a bad manner, as if drunk, the Emperor of Heaven walked over to have a look and found that it was a firefox.

The light in front of his eyes was blocked, and he slowly opened his eyes in discomfort, and saw a majestic man with a long body and a golden dress. He recognized the other party's identity, and immediately got up to salute: "Zheyu pays homage to His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven. .”

The visitor saluted and reported his name, and Zhuohua knew who he was: "The happy feast is over, the fox king has left, why is the young master of the fox clan still staying here?"

No matter where the Emperor of Heaven is, he is majestic, but Zheyu only respects and is not afraid: "Your Majesty, forgive me, I was drunk today and broke into this fairyland to rest for a while. My father must have thought that I returned to the fox family early. I missed it all the time, lost my composure, and I hope His Majesty will forgive you."

This pair of eyes made the Emperor of Heaven dissipate all the previous anger. Since the person is already here, he will not be able to drive him away, so he sat down in the pavilion next to the Yaochi, waved his hands to let Zheyu sit down, "Are you The child of the red fox Peiling?"

"Go back to His Majesty the Emperor of Heaven, that's right." After finishing his answer, Zheyu sat in a seat not far from the Emperor of Heaven.

"Then did your mother tell you about the Kunlun Mountains in the past?" After confirming that he was the son of an old friend, Zhuohua's majesty was reduced by three points, and his eyes softened a lot.

Zheyu squinted his eyes and smiled, as if it was such a joy to be mentioned about his mother, "My mother seldom talks about Kunlun Mountain, but often talks about her former master in front of Zhexin and me."

"Master? You mean the daughter of Tianzun Bai Ze, Moon God Yaoge?"

"Well, the queen mother often said that there is no such intelligent and beautiful god as the moon god in the world." Zheyu smiled and talked about the moon god as if recalling it, with an expression on his face, as if the moon god was his admiration and gratitude God.

"Hahaha" Zhuo Hua laughed loudly when he heard that, "Moon God has never treated your mother as a real person, it's because your mother is too cautious."

"Really?" She pretended to be in disbelief, "It's no wonder that every time the queen mother talks about the moon god, there is always a sense of closeness in it."

close?It is a pity that Kunlun Mountain has been closed for ten thousand years, and the songs of the moon god have not appeared in front of the world for ten thousand years.

"Since you are a fox clan, why do you have the aura of a dragon clan on your body?" Without mentioning the past, Zhuo Hua asked something else.

The Emperor of Heaven was not the first to find out about this, but he was the first to ask, "Returning to the Emperor of Heaven, I am ashamed to say that when Zheyu was young, his talent was extremely poor, and the queen father and queen mother found a dragon ball for Zheyu to help him practice. , and haven’t left the body for several years, maybe it’s because of it.”

"It's so." Zhuo Hua didn't want to ask again, "It's getting late, this emperor will ask Yan He to send you down."

Zheyu got up and saluted: "Thank you, Your Majesty, Emperor of Heaven."

After Su Yi sobered up, he was called to Yunxiao Palace by the Emperor of Heaven.No seat was given, and the trainees were trained standing.

"Su Yi, do you know your mistake!" Zhuo Hua asked Su Yi with a serious face.

"Report to Emperor Father, Su Yi knows his mistake." Su Yi said honestly and obediently.

"You are so straightforward, the dignified prince, you were so drunk at the banquet, you were just messing around!" Su Yi admitted his mistake, and the anger of the Heavenly Emperor dissipated a lot.

Su Yi didn't answer, and lowered his head.If you have a good attitude, you can say anything.

Zhuo Hua looked at Su Yi's appearance, sighed in his heart, and said helplessly: "Can't you see Father Emperor's intention?"

"I don't know the legacy."

"Are you really ignorant or just pretending to be confused!" Zhuo Hua stared at Su Yi, and ran up with anger again.

Su Yi still looked dazed.

Zhuohua stared at him for a while, took a step back, and didn't want to say any more: "Forget it, His Royal Highness and the Heavenly Punishment Immortal have nothing to do with drinking, so go to the Heavenly Punishment Palace tomorrow to receive the punishment." The ordinary whipping punishment in the heavens plays the role of punishment.

"..." Misfortune happened, Su Yi was unexpected, but there was nothing he could do about it, it was useless to ask for this feeling, the Emperor of Heaven wanted to vent his anger, and he, a son, couldn't do anything about it.

Whipping is considered the lightest punishment in the heavenly world, Su Yi is not afraid of this punishment, and Feng Chan doesn't care too much, when they arrived at the Heaven's Punishment Palace, both of them were calm and composed.

The Emperor of Heaven vented his anger, the immortals couldn't help it, and the legacy couldn't help it, but there was one person.

The news of the crown prince and the celestial being punished somehow spread to Yingze Market, and the god Qi Li, who went to the Heavenly Palace for everything, turned into his real body and broke into the Yunxiao Palace through the Heavenly Gate.

Feng Ling brushed across the sky, and a red shadow flashed across the gate of heaven, "Fire Phoenix? Is this Qili God breaking into the palace?" As soon as the heavenly soldiers found out, they were ready to chase after them with their guns.

The heavenly general guarding the gate has been guarding the Tiangong for many years, and he has seen the storm, "What to do! Stop."

"General, Lord Qi Li has broken into the Heavenly Palace." Tianbing replied.

The Heavenly General walked over and slapped that silly Heavenly Soldier on the forehead, "What are you breaking into the palace, God Qi Li is a Tianzhou, and the Tiangong is his territory."

Tian Bing thought it made sense, "Then... General, do we really not care?"

"Take care? How do you want to take care of it? Huofeng's speed is something that heavenly soldiers and generals like us can catch up to?"

Xiao Tianbing received another blow from the hand knife, and quickly shrank his head and let out a cry of pain.

"Okay, take a good look at the Tianmen Gate." The gatekeeper Heavenly General ordered loudly.

"Yes."

Qi Li entered the Yunxiao Palace smoothly all the way, landed in the palace and turned into a human form, and looked at Zhuohua who was reviewing the memorabilia with anger.

Zhuo Hua put down the memorial and raised his eyes, "Why are you here?"

Yuan was a little angry, but disappeared after seeing Zhuo Hua, and asked him aloud: "Hua'er is really disobedient, and even forgot that elder brother said, my people, you can't bully?"

"You!" It turned out that you were here to settle accounts, "They made mistakes, can this emperor not punish them?"

"Wrong? It's just that the child was too drunk to delay for some time. Is this a mistake?" Qi Li asked with a smile.

"..." His big brother really hasn't changed, no matter how big or small, he can always make such a big difference, leaving others speechless.

Also, if he didn't have this ability, how could he let the emperor let him go and let him inherit the throne instead.

Thinking about all the past, Zhuohua softened his tone: "So, the eldest brother came today to intercede for the two of them?"

"You're so busy, how can you have time to listen to my plea?" Qi Li said, then turned around, "I'll take them back to Yingze Market."

After speaking, he walked out of Yunxiao Temple.

Zhuo Hua was unable to suppress those memorials. In this world, there are few people who can suppress him as an elder, but Qi Li is the youngest among them, and the one with the closest blood relationship. Take away the legacy and every chant.