You are not joking

People can't help but give a try to a newly acquired skill. Su Yi and Feng Song learned [-]% of their skills, and when they returned to the Taiwo, they prepared things to make wine.

Immortal wine making is naturally not as cumbersome as in the mortal world, otherwise all the mana would be useless, the brilliance of the magic flowed through the fingertips of the two, and the wine brewed with the phoenix flower of the womb was falling drop by drop into the transparent carved cup .

Changxi stood aside and sighed, the flower wine was made with phoenix flowers, and His Royal Highness the crown prince was the first one, so I really feel sorry for the phoenix flowers in the courtyard.

When the cup is full, the light is over, the wine is still coming out drop by drop, but Su Yi no longer stares at it with his own hands, freeing up two glasses of newly made Phoenix flower wine, and hands Fengsong a glass.

The two put it to their lips almost at the same time and took a sip. Feng Chan's face was normal, and after swallowing the legacy, he couldn't help being shocked: "It's so bitter."

Su Yi has drunk a lot of fairy wine, the aftertaste is strong, the taste is soft, sweet and mellow, this bitter wine is really the first time.

Feng Chan did not judge the wine, but comforted Su Yi with words: "The wine is special, and the taste is naturally different from other wines."

Su Yi is not willing to accept this reality: "Phoenix flowers are the top grade of all flowers, there is no reason to do so, give me your cup." The words are asking for what you want, but your hand has already stretched out to take it, and put it to your lips to drink He took a big mouthful, choked and spat it all out after a while, bent over and lowered his head, coughing.

Fengsong hurriedly helped Su Yi to give him a smooth flow.The long breath on the side couldn't help but look away, he had better not look at the prince's appearance, what's more, His Royal Highness drank the wine of Fengsong Xianjun, it seemed that the place where he drank was the place of Fengsong Xianjun lip touched.

How could Su Yi care about Changxi's thoughts, he only felt bitter, and the bitterness reached his heart, what is this?The more noble the flower, the more bitter it is?

"This flower of wealth and honor really can't be used for entertainment, it can only be seen from a distance..." These words are so helpless, Feng Chan can naturally hear them clearly.

Feng Chan comforted him in a soft voice: "Don't worry, the pear blossom wine will not let you down." The pear blossom is a cold flower, completely different from the phoenix flower of the imperial palace. of.

Feng Chan handed Su Yi a cup of sweet fairy dew, and after drinking all of it, "...why is it getting more bitter?"

"Really?" Fengsong asked softly, took another sip of the Phoenix wine that Su Yi hadn't finished.

"What are you doing? Are you suffering with me?" Su Yi eased the bitterness in his mouth, and said helplessly.

Fengsong then drank the whole glass of Phoenix wine, "Well, I'll accompany you." This wine is really bitter, drinking a glass of Fengsong really feels like a stomach full of bitter water.

"Spit it out, spit it out quickly." Feng Chan poured down this cup, almost terrified Su Yi, put his left hand on Feng Chan's back, and hurriedly stopped him, but the other party drank too simply, he was just in vain: "You... hey , I was joking, but this is good, it is very bitter."

Feng Song pursed his lips, and said frankly: "It's really bitter."

After drinking all the bitter wine, Su Yi had no other choice but to imitate pouring a cup of fairy dew for Feng Song.

Fengsong drank it seriously, and said after a while: "Just now, I really shouldn't have poured you that cup of fairy dew."

Su Yi was stunned for a moment before he understood, it turned out that drinking the elixir made him feel more bitter, it was not his illusion.

"I don't know how long it will take for this bitterness to go away. It's not fair for you to be with me." He only took a sip, but Fengsong drank a glass.

Feng Chan didn't say anything, he put away the carved cup containing the bitter wine, caught a glimpse of the utensils that were still dripping, and asked Su Yi: "Do you still brew the rest?"

Su Yi hurriedly shook his head, withdrew his mana, and stopped brewing.I don't want to drink this wine for the second time.

For a long time since then, the Taiwo Palace has not passed on meals. According to the Taiwo Palace Heavenly Soldiers, His Royal Highness and Fengsong Xianjun hated food. Not only that, in the future, all dishes of the Taiwo Palace are not allowed to contain phoenixes. flower.

When the pear blossoms in the world are all gone, it happens that the pear blossom forest in Yingze Market is full of snow and white. Su Yi takes Lihe Fengsong to Yingze Market to visit God Qi Li.

"Master."

"Uncle." The two spoke almost at the same time.

The Divine Monarch Qi Li had only received one disciple of Fengsong in his life, and there was no one else in Yingze Market. When Su Yi and Fengsong came, Qi Li was playing the piano.

Hearing the sound of the piano, the sound stopped abruptly, "You guys are here, sit down."

Su Yi glanced at Feng Chan, Feng Chan nodded and sat down; Su Yi took out the thing that he brought to God Qi Li this time, "This is the score that Su Yi recently obtained, called "The Return of the Tired Bird."

Knowing what Qi Li was looking for all this time, Su Yi was lucky, and found another book of attracting birds.

After Qi Li took over, Su Yi also sat down.

Qi Li carefully flipped through it for a while, took the book "The Tired Bird Knows Return" in his hand, and said to the two: "I heard that you brewed Phoenix wine in Tiangong a few days ago."

"Yes." Fengsong replied.

As expected of His Majesty who was once famous in the Six Realms, he almost couldn't answer these words, "Uncle is really well-informed."

"So, you brought gifts here today because of my idea of ​​the Lihua Forest in Yingzexu?"

Su Yi smiled helplessly in his heart. Uncle's words, no matter how they sounded, didn't sound like a question, and you, no matter how you heard them, you were all pointing at him alone. "I really want to ask my uncle for some pear blossoms."

"Song'er, how is the Heavenly Punishment Palace doing?" Qi Li suddenly asked Feng Song who was next to him.

"Return to Master, everything is fine."

Qi Li nodded, still seeing his apprentice in a happier mood.

Having already exposed the intention of the two juniors to come here, Qi Li didn't intend to embarrass them, "Go, except for the one in the south, you can pick as many as you want."

"After the brewing is finished, send an altar to Yingze Market." Before Su Yi and Feng Song left the door, Divine Lord Qi Li added another sentence.

"Yes." Su Yi readily agreed.

Walking in the pear blossom forest, Su Yi smelled the faint fragrance of pear blossoms, casually picked up a branch of pear blossoms and pinned them to Fengsong's skirt, nodding in satisfaction.

"What's the story about that pear blossom in the south?" Su Yi asked.

"I don't know either." Fengsong turned around, "But I can show you."

Su Yi followed Feng Chan for a long time, almost crossing the half of the pear blossom forest in Yingze Market, before stopping at a pear tree with a very dark body and slightly bright red petals.

Su Yi took a closer look, except for the bright red flowers and the dark color of the tree, there was nothing special hidden in this pear blossom forest, it was almost hard to find.

"This tree..." Su Yi's skeptical expression suddenly changed, not uncommon, "I wonder why there is only half a pear blossom forest in Yingze Market, and the other half is raised in this tree."

It turned out that the pear blossom forest in Yingze Ruins was a complete piece, "Is this pear blossom raised by Qi Li's own blood?" Half of it was raised with spirit, which is the half of the snow-white they saw, and the other half was raised with heart and painstaking efforts for many years. on this one.

"It's not blood, it's Master's blood." Feng Chan raised his hand to touch the pear tree, the pear tree seemed to feel it, and the crimson on the petals became deeper.

His uncle seemed to be the person with the most mysteries in the heavenly world.

However, since it was someone else's secret, he was not so curious to explore it, "Let's go, go pick pear blossoms."

"En." Feng Chan withdrew his hand, and the deep red of the pear tree faded immediately.

God Qi Li asked them to pick whatever they wanted, and Su Yi was not polite. For half a day, Su Yi and Feng Song's figures spread over half of the pear blossom forest. When they stopped, they couldn't put anything down.

Fortunately, although the two of them were happy to pick them, they had a good heart and didn't just carry a bunch of pear blossoms back to the womb, otherwise they would inevitably cause strange talk in Tiangong.

Still in the courtyard of Taiwo, Fengsong took a new set of wine-making utensils, and started brewing wine according to the improved recipe after the Phoenix wine experience last time.Changxi was also waiting on the sidelines. It was obvious that Changxi's complexion was much better this time, and it seemed that he also believed in his Royal Highness the Crown Prince and Immortal Fengsong.

The three of them guarded the world in the yard, all their energies were put on the soon-to-be-successful pear blossom wine, completely unaware that fairy servants were gradually gathering outside the uterus.

"Did you smell anything?"

"Flower fragrance? No, wine fragrance? Not right..."

"This smell seems to come from the Tai's womb?" Yixian waiter guessed.

Another person nodded sharply, and made another silent gesture: "Shhh!"

"The small kitchen of the Taiwomen is not here, and it's not the time to eat, what are you doing here?"

"Hush." ​​The fairy waiter whispered: "Don't you know? Immortal Fengsong is not in the Heavenly Punishment Palace today, and neither is His Royal Highness the Crown Prince."

"and then?"

The fairy attendant took out a branch of delicate pear blossoms from his sleeve, and then whispered: "Look."

"Pear blossom? Where did it come from?"

The fairy servant nodded, "I picked it up."

"???" Everyone was puzzled.

"This is from His Highness the Crown Prince." The fairy servant slowly explained: "Today, His Highness the Crown Prince took Xianjun Fengsong to Yingze Market, and came back with sleeves full of pear blossoms."

"Just now the Immortal Officer Changxi went to Jiuxian's again. I guess, His Highness is making pear blossom wine."

"Pear Blossom Noodles?" The fairy servant next to him suddenly raised his voice.

"..."

"What are you discussing outside the uterus?" Another voice suddenly sounded behind them.

The guards, who were already cautious, were frightened by this, and quickly turned around, and when they saw the person coming, they immediately knelt down, "I greet the Emperor of Heaven."

In a hurry, the branch of pear blossom that Xianshi had dropped on the ground, Yan He who stopped them just now stepped forward to pick it up.

The Emperor of Heaven took a look and recognized that it was indeed the pear blossom in Yingzexu.

After reviewing the memo today, I took Yanhe for a walk outside, and encountered something related to the prince again.

Yan He used to be able to observe words and expressions, and seeing the expression of the Emperor of Heaven, he immediately ordered to the group of kneeling immortal servants: "It's not proper to gather outside the palace to discuss! It's all gone."

"Yes." The fairy servants were relieved.

After everyone left, the Emperor of Heaven took Yanhe into the womb of the Tai Tai.

The first person to know that the Emperor of Heaven was coming was Changxi standing aside.

"See God."

"..." Su Yi turned around, "Father Emperor."

"I have seen the Emperor of Heaven." Feng Chan saluted respectfully.

Emperor Zhuohua of Heaven also smelled the fragrance that looks like flowers but not flowers, like wine but not wine, so he walked to the stone bench in the courtyard and sat down, "What? The Taiwo Palace and the Heavenly Punishment Palace are not enough for you to work, and you still have such leisure time?"

Su Yi chuckled, he knew that his father didn't mean them to take a break, but the winemaker's lead, "Returning to my father, the pear blossoms in Yingze Market are so delicate and beautiful, it's a pity to wither like that after the flowering period is over. "

"You cherish flowers." Zhuo Hua restrained his dignity, "If you offend Qi Li, even this emperor will not be able to save you."

Under Tianwei, there is always favor, and Qi Li, the elder brother, is a certainty.

Su Yi saw that the two had no enmity, "Father, don't worry, this pear blossom was obtained with uncle's consent, and it is not self-indulgence."

Zhuo Hua frowned slightly, "What do you call him? Uncle?"

"Isn't the elder brother of the father emperor the uncle of Su Yi?" Su Yi raised his eyebrows and smiled: "Could it be that Su Yi's name is wrong?"

"Hmph." Zhuo Hua glared at him, but didn't refute him.There was a difference in his heart, Qi Li would be willing to give the pear blossom forest to these two people.

Zhuohua had been out for half an hour, and he wanted to summon Fengshen later, so he didn't stay any longer, because he saw that his prince was too idle, so he ordered Yanhe to bring some memorials to him, and before leaving, he also ordered: "Don't Forgot to send an altar to Yunxiao Hall."

"...Yes." The father and son fought each other, and the unlucky one was the son.

This is a bitter experience for the Crown Prince and Xianjun. With the lessons learned from Phoenix Flower, Su Yi was extremely careful when brewing pear blossom wine. He tasted it first before deciding to brew five altars. Go to the altar, the rest is not enough for him and Fengsong to drink twice.

So in the end, Su Yi personally delivered pear blossom wine to Yingze Market and Yunxiao Temple with a distressed face, and the remaining three altars were sealed in the dark compartment in the room of solitary self-admiration, because the bitter taste in their mouths had not completely disappeared, and they were reluctant to drink the wine. Three jars of wine.

Every year in the future, when the pear blossoms in Yingze Market are in full bloom in late spring and early summer, Su Yi and Feng Song will go to Yingze Market to ask Qili God to make wine from pear flowers. Every year, the recipe will be changed, or they will go to other people to brew it in person. Buy rice from common people’s homes, or go to Yaochi to collect the dew that is born every morning, or go to Guanyin’s purple bamboo forest to borrow a few purple bamboos that contain spiritual energy. fire.

The prince and Xianjun put in so much effort, the taste of the pear blossom stuffing is getting better and better, and it is getting more and more different. Because of their filial piety, they will send a jar to Yingze Market and Yunxiao Hall every year.

Even after more than 500 years, the general Ruo He at the bottom of Lingyue Lake still failed to leave, and he was lucky enough to drink the pear blossom brewed by Su Yi himself.

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I didn’t bring a computer with me to the lab, and I operated it on my mobile phone. I don’t know if the paragraph spaces are messed up (?-ι_-｀)