[Comprehensive] quack man

I don't like the scene where the brave frog prince wears a pink princess dress, wields a fake sword made of needles, and follows a spiderman to defeat the dragon and save the world.

But I don't like it's useless, Peter is already carrying my box, wearing his night clothes, jumping tall buildings and leaping buildings at high speed on the high walls of New York.

Originally, my biggest dream in this life was to follow Spider-Man jumping and flying above New York City, shuttle forward like a free bird, watching the brilliant lights shining in the long night of New York, with a bright moon above my head, in the dark night soar……

However, before I could take a look at it, I was so shaken that I wanted to throw up.

It's not kind to me at all.

After all, I was in a closed box, and if I was shaken, I would have to live with my vomit and even roll in it.

For the sake of my mental health, I tried my best to suppress the desire to vomit, put the frog face on the cold box wall, and looked at the blurry world outside with my squeezed face.

It turns out that superheroes also have thresholds!

That's...you can't vomit!

All in all, after testing my stamina, we finally stopped far away from downtown New York.

I don't think being led around by a spider is the scariest thing, the scariest thing is that this spider thinks it has a way to communicate with me.

I followed him in a dazed, almost suffocating state, complaining, "Quack, quack, quack..."

Meaning, I don't want to be a superhero anymore, I just want to go home, see my grannies, light a bonfire with my little butterflies, climb towers with my little crabs...

But after I finished speaking, Peter replied excitedly: "Right? I knew it, this feeling of flying in the sky in New York is so cool!"

He said, jumping to his feet and lifting my box high, with a widening smile on his face: "No matter how many times I pass by, I will be thrilled by the feeling of flying high on the top of the city! It seems like forever It’s amazing to be a superhero as long as you don’t get bored!”

I looked at him disappointed.

What can I say?Anyway, he couldn't understand what I said.

I actually want to tell him that if he really regards me as an equal superhero, he should respect me, open a door to my box, or give me a key. After all, the difference between a cell and a bedroom is that the bedroom You can come and go freely, but the cell cannot.

But this paragraph is really too long. If I finish talking to him, God knows where he will distort it.

Soon we came to the abandoned factory he said. According to his investigation, this group of people had been kidnapped several times in New York, but he stopped them all, so their actions became more and more secretive and difficult to track. If you don't take action this time, something big will happen.

I was about to die in agony, but when I heard that it could really save the world, and I could watch it up close, I felt that I was no longer a cold-blooded animal, but a warm-blooded frog.

He took me out of the box.

God!

The air outside is fresh and beautiful!

The cool night wind blows gently in the night of New York, and the dazzling lights are like a bonfire lit at the end of the road.

The factory was very quiet, I squatted on his shoulders, and the spider and the frog moved inside carefully.

Soon Peter put me down and we split up, he crawled in while hanging upside down on the wall, and as for me, I put on my disguise!

I took off that funny princess dress and turned into a little frog!

Who cares about a little frog? Seriously!

For the sake of safety, I still took my needle sword and jumped all the way in.

Before I had time to enter the factory, Peter hurriedly motioned for me to retreat on the door frame.

I looked to the left and looked again, and I thought it was all right!

Then he explained to me what he meant with his look - a stealthy superhero can't swagger in the door!

……

i am a frog!

I swaggered in.

No one pooh-poohed me.

Several people in the factory surrounded the two unconscious people in the middle. According to my observation, these people were holding guns in their hands, and I only had a sewing needle in my hand. pick them.

So, I squatted aside quietly, waiting for Spider-Man to appear.

However, Spiderman exposed a pair of eyes, and the whole person remained still, as if he was waiting for me to do something.

...wait a minute, he doesn't really think I'm Frogman's, does he?

This misunderstanding is not good.

Then, to make matters worse, he gave me a wink.

Wait... wait a minute, are you winking at a frog?And took off the mask just to wink?

What does this wink mean?

The understanding given by my remaining IQ is that he let me and him...

Cooperate with action?

No, wait a minute, be sensible!

I'm really just a needle-wielding frog, not some superpowered frog!

I can't flick other people's cheeks with my tongue!

Then, I just watched him jump down from the roof confidently, galloped into the room, swept across several people with guns, and quickly sealed the few people who were still standing with spider webs.

...Fortunately, he can solve it by himself.

Then, he stood in front of me confidently, and said happily, "I knew there was nothing we couldn't accomplish together!"

However, before he had time to smile twice, a person suddenly appeared behind him like lightning. The shadow almost flashed by like light. The next second, Peter's hands were handcuffed to the wall, and the spider silk injector was also handcuffed. Was trampled and dropped to the ground.

The extremely fast man held a strangely shaped gun in his hand. He looked at Peter who was being handcuffed, and then at a few unlucky guys on the ground. Instead of untying the spider threads on their bodies, he shot them all to death. head of.

I was terrified.

I'm just a pure little frog, why did you show me such a bloody thing?

The guy in the white coat looked a lot like a doctor, but that look was really not flattering. After finishing a few people, he began to transport the corpses on the ground to the car.

I heard him say to himself as he walked, "It's so fun to give Spider-Man away for free."

Peter tried his best to break free from the handcuffs, but the handcuffs were obviously made of special metal, and even he couldn't do anything.

He said anxiously to me, "Help me, Frogman!"

……

So, I took out my super power, my sewing needle!

I jumped to his side and tried my best to break his handcuffs.

look!It turns out that a frog can also save the world!

At that moment, I was so satisfied. I helped Spider-Man, and I was also the one who saved the world!

Peter immediately chased after him, only to find that the other party had already gotten into a car and was about to leave.

Holding a strange-shaped gun in his hand, he pointed the muzzle at Peter who was chasing him, and said with a smile, "The bad boy will be punished."

No!Spider-Man can't die!

As a frog, I jumped on it heroically, thinking I could take a bullet for him.

However, as it turns out, no.

However, no bullets were fired from the muzzle of the gun, but a burst of yellow light mist appeared, surrounding us together.

After the blinding light disappeared, I lost consciousness.

Alas, imagine a frog, pitifully lying unconscious on the ground in New York, presumably to be picked up and eaten by animals of all kinds!

When I woke up, the first ray of sunlight in the morning had already fallen on the ground, and this bustling city that never sleeps ushered in her dawn.

I opened my eyes and found that I was still lying on the ground, in the factory we were in before.

I actually lay on the factory floor all night?Peter didn't take me home?

Excessive!

I struggled to get up from the ground, supported my overly heavy body with my hands, held my painful head, and took a deep breath.

It was so uncomfortable, my whole body was stiff.

……Wait a moment.

by hand? ? ?

I looked at my hands in the red quilt in astonishment, looked at the spider uniform I was wearing, and reached out and grabbed the hair on my head frantically.

... Is there something wrong?

Help, Mom!

The proportions of the surrounding things seem to have changed all of a sudden. The huge pillars in my eyes have shrunk a lot in an instant, and the building is obviously not as huge as before.

However, I looked around in disbelief and saw a small frog on the ground.

... Isn't this little frog on the ground me?

My big eyes, my big mouth, my big belly!

However, the frog on the ground opened its mouth and uttered Peter's voice clearly: "Great, Frogman, you're awake!"

No, I must still be dreaming, please let me sleep a little longer!

I fell headfirst to the ground and continued to close my eyes.

However, no matter how hard I struggled, I couldn't seem to wake up.

Moreover, Peter Frog has been bothering me: "Frogman, tell me how to use your super power!"

I was so angry that I yelled: quack!

Wait a minute, I've clearly become a human being, why can't I still speak human language!

I'm furious!

Peter the Frog jumped onto my lap, opened and closed his frog mouth and said anxiously, "Anyway, we're going home now, or we'll be in a hurry if Aunt May can't find us!"

Well, go home, but don't point me at dangling the building with your spider web!

Peter the Frog looked at me, widened his frog eyes, and said, "I know you can't use silk, and you can't fly over cities, but we don't have time. Frogman, I need you to do something for me right now." thing."

I said: quack?

what's up?

Peter Frog said: "I need you to take off the Spider-Man coat and only wear underwear to take a taxi. But don't worry, I'm wearing big pants! When you meet the driver, tell him that you are sleepwalking, it's that simple!"

Ah well!

Anyway, it's you who are ashamed, not me. I'm just a little frog wearing a hat!

It was such an amazing day that I saved the world with Spiderman and we even swapped bodies!

I took off my Spider-Man red-check suit and shivered in the early morning wind trying to hail a cab, not to mention we had no money on us now.

I stuffed Peter Frog into the box and ran to the intersection to take a taxi with my upper body bare.

However, there was no taxi, but a luxury car stopped in front of me.

Wow!Is my frog charm so powerful?Did I get the luxury car that Peter has never gotten before?

At that moment, my heart overflowed with pride, and I didn't even want to turn back into a little frog.

At this moment, the car window was rolled down, revealing a handsome face of a middle-aged man. He took off his sunglasses a little tiredly, and looked me up and down in surprise: "Peter? What are you doing standing here naked in the morning? What happened to you?"

I:"……"

Peter Frog: "..."

S... Mister Stark? ? ? ?