[Comprehensive] quack man

Ever since I've lived with Peter's house—no, specifically, since I've been forced to live with Peter's house—I've had to live in panic with an ADHD teenager and a dog from three in the morning until ten at night. The little flies in the state live together.

Peter would give me half of his sandwich at night, and I would give half to the little fly for the sake of peace, and we got along peacefully for a day.

Until Aunt Mei came back from the outside.

She really did what she said and bought me clothes.

According to the size of the smallest figure, I bought a Q version of the princess dress.

A pink and tender princess dress, a lace-wrapped hat, and a pair of Cinderella's crystal shoes.

……No! ! !

I am a tasteful croak, I am a croak whose primary color is green!

I definitely don't want to wear clothes that hurt my feelings!

Peter looked at the little skirt carefully selected by Aunt May, the exquisite iron-on diamonds and the unique bow tie on it, and obviously felt that such a costume might damage Frog's reputation as a chivalrous hero, but you must know that he is a filial, kind-hearted man. , A good boy who likes to think about others, in order not to hurt Aunt Mei's feelings, and to make Aunt Mei feel that it is not a waste of time to go shopping for a child all afternoon, he accepted the dress.

"The little frog will love this dress," he said.

……Do not!

You like to think about others so much, why don't you think about your frog friend!Have you asked my gender since I came in!Do you know if I am a son or a daughter!

you do not know!

So you just make it up for yourself?

Seeing that he just accepted the skirt, Aunt Mei smiled with relief. She looked at Peter's immature face and hesitated to speak, and there was a bit of unbearable desire to speak in her eyes.

She handed the bought things to Peter, looked at him for a moment with a hesitant expression, and said, "Peter, I hope you know that you can tell me anything, no matter what happens, I will will be here."

Peter said, "Thank you, Aunt May."

After Aunt May finally left, Peter closed the door, held the little skirt in his hand, and looked at me guiltily: "I'm sorry, but I believe you can understand that you have to sacrifice for Frogman's career." make a contribution."

……

Seeing me looking at him with that kind of loveless eyes, he immediately patted his chest and said, "It's just like my contribution to Spider-Man."

So, I said to him: Quack.

The general meaning of that is that I have made a great contribution to my dream, I gave up the opportunity to eat at home, I crossed dimensions, I went into the sewer, and my three views were shattered, I don’t need to make any more contributions up.

But cross-species communication is like this. People don’t always care about the gender of frogs, and frogs don’t care much about the gender of people. After all, frogs look the same in the eyes of humans, and people probably look the same in the eyes of frogs. look.

As an expert in the study of human beings, I decided to tolerate his little mistakes and give him a chance to know himself.

However, what I didn't expect was that he was still relentless, took the dress for a long time, and said to me after thinking for a long time: "Yes! In order for you to save the world and not be recognized by other frogs, we will make it for you. A new shirt!"

Do you think we are your people, so what if they are recognized, at most they point to the sky, raise their heads and say: Look, there is a fool flying in the sky!

However, due to poor language communication, my attitude did not have any influence on him. I saw him bring Aunt Mei's needlework, scissors and fabric, and said to me very seriously: "We will do it for you." Create a unique suit that says a lot about who you are. Like my Spider-Man pajamas and big glasses, and Mister Stark's cool armor."

As he said that, he began to daub and change on the paper with a pen, and while drawing, he said to himself: "Mr. Stark must have sent you here to test my hands-on ability."

What can I say?

Faced with such a vigorous young man who is always busy with inexplicable food?

The only thing I'm more curious about is how a boy can be so proficient in needlework.

I tried to ask him this way, I slapped the glass, croaked, and pointed at his needle as if being stabbed to death by the needle, struggling on the ground in agony.

In order to further deepen his understanding, I even foamed at the mouth, squatted on the ground and rolled my eyes, and even screamed loudly.

This should be able to highlight the sense of peace between boys and needlework, I am really smart.

However, he obviously couldn't understand my expression. Finally, after looking at me for a long time, he asked me: "Do you want to make a sword out of needles? As a weapon? This is so clever, so you know the allusion of the Frog Prince!" "

I was so angry that I collapsed on the ground and bulged my stomach.

No, I don't know, and I don't want to know.

He carefully removed a jewel from the little skirt that Aunt Mei had bought, set it on the end of the needle, found another small iron ring, cut it in half and fixed it into a sword hilt.

I watched him do his needlework, and after watching him for a long time, I thought it was very appropriate. Maybe he could give up his identity as Spider-Man and become a... Needleman.

Or The Holebreaker.

He told me while he was sewing, you know, the cuts made when subduing the bad guys will not grow back by themselves, and Spider-Man only has one uniform, so he sews his own clothes every time, and he can even sew them intact.

After all, superheroes also want to save face. They can't, they can't beat bad guys with a ripped body and look shabby.

What a good young man who knows how to keep a house!

He shook the sewn clothes in front of me, and said to me: "Look, you can hide your sword in the bow on the back of the skirt, what a perfect disguise, so that when we deal with the bad guys together, we will never see you." Someone will think you're armed, and you can poke your enemy's finger with your sword."

Then, he showed a smug expression, as if waiting for me to croak him.

Nonsence!

Where is it perfect!

Even a villain with a billion IQ wouldn't guess that a frog was hopping down the street as an undercover agent sent by a superhero!

But a clothed croak is jumping on the ground, does the villain still need a billion IQ to find his sword?No, they just have to stomp it to death!

Due to the language barrier, I can't explain this terrible problem to Spider-Man.

Alas, adolescent children, why are they so difficult to raise?

So, I said to him angrily: quack!

It means, you can't take it for granted, you have to be a superhero who is smarter and smarter than me, Spider-Man.

However, I don't know what he understood. He smiled very proudly, pursed his lips, and said triumphantly, "I know. I'd be ashamed if you said that."

……

I am a speechless croak.

Then, he opened the lid of my box, slipped his sewn clothes in, and wanted me to see his masterpiece.

However, something happened that we didn't expect.

Before this, I always thought that the little fly was my good friend, because I shared half of the bed with it when I slept, and half of the food with it when I ate. mercy.

I thought that friends should take care of each other, but the moment Peter opened the box, it suddenly escaped through the gap in the exit and went out of Peter's window.

I watched its back going away, I watched its figure running towards freedom and disappearing in the setting sun, and fell into sad contemplation.

However, at this time, Peter wanted to add a knife: "Hey, I thought you were good friends, Frogman."

At that moment, my heart died.

I don't want to see any flashy costumes he prepared for me, and I don't want to listen to his childish words. My heart is broken. I want to go home and find my grandmother.

My new friend abandoned me so ruthlessly, you know, people in our corner are not like this.

I lay in the box with a bulging belly, looking at the small cell where I was trapped, looking at my baby and little books who had been swept into that corner without knowing it, looking at the green hat I dropped under the bed... …

I went from a dreaming croak to a heartbroken croak.

Peter climbed down from the table, only showing a pair of eyes to look at me, those bright eyes were full of sympathy: "It's all my fault, I forgot to close the window, Frogman."

No, it wants to fly away by itself. If it decides to fly, then even if the doors and windows are nailed to death, it will not be able to keep it. After all, it wants to go, even if it only leaves a crack or a hole, it will still go. .

Heartbreaking helplessness surrounded me.

What's more terrible is that this spider also wanted to comfort me: "Frogman, I know that all superheroes will encounter bad things one day, but this does not stop you from moving forward. You must know that you must have courage , once you insist on the right thing, even if the whole world stands in front of you and tells you to leave, you have to firmly look him in the eyes and tell him: No, you go away."

His speech-like rhetoric made me dizzy.

I really want to praise him for being right, but I have to ask him, what if you have a firm determination and a firm belief, and then you can't speak the language when you talk to them?

It’s like the two of us now, ah, I’ve talked to you so much, but you can’t understand everything, what should I do?

What if you were a frog and the one standing in your way was a spider-man?

He touched my stomach and comforted me: "Frogman, don't be sad, you know, in my heart, you are a good frog."

Among other things, the title of Frogman is really too ugly!

So, I said to him, even if I want to save the world, I have to be a croaker.

Unfortunately, he will never understand.

He probably felt that I would not be sad after comforting me. After all, everyone thinks that I am a very positive and motivated frog, which is different from those coquettish sluts outside.

Then he said to me: "Then from today, let's form a team to save the world!"

……what?

He turned his head and looked at the sky outside: "Quick! Frogman, put on your little skirt quickly, the time is up, we are going to save the world!"

……What? ?