[Comprehensive] quack man

I took Peter Frog and got into the car shivering with him.

I understand that Mr. Stark is busy with work and has to rush to various places for meetings, but it would be pure misfortune to meet him at such a time.

What worries me in particular is that Peter Frog said, "Anyway, you and Mr. Stark are in the same group, so you can just make up a lie and let him listen. Although we can't talk now, it's really nice to meet someone who understands croaking." Great" looking at me.

You... you little spider who didn't pursue you!

You become a frog and I can read such a wealth of information from your face, why can't you think for me, don't talk to yourself, and take a good look at the current situation?

...Do you think Mr. Stark looks like he understands croaks?

I can't explain it to Peter Frog. Peter Frog looks very anxious in the box, with a look of "Although I don't know how you communicate, but since you can be an undercover agent, you may have a way to communicate, so I don't want to talk so embarrassingly" Jumping up and down.

Finally, because he jumped too much, Mr. Stark grabbed the box, looked carefully, and then looked at me: "This little traitor came to me two days ago to take a group photo. I didn't expect to be so soon." Went to your house? Are you still raised?"

I nodded with difficulty.

Peter looked at me in astonishment with a look of "you are not an undercover agent sent by Stark".

Nonsence!Did I mention I was sent by Stark!I just have a photo of him!

This is very embarrassing.

Then, Mr. Stark obviously thought I was Peter, smiled at me, pointed to the Peter frog in the box and said, "You know, it can write! It's the first time I've seen a frog that can write." , it's really interesting."

Peter Frog looked at me with even more astonishment.

This is even more embarrassing.

I think it finally knows how much effort we have taken to detour.

I suspect that Mr. Stark probably already knew about the shame of our body swapping, and he is now using a trick of IQ suppression to teach Peter to be a human being.

But unfortunately, he doesn't know.He thought that Peter was just a teenager who came out to roam around in the middle of the night, and he was educating... me with earnest words.

If I called Peter the Frog Peter the Frog, I should now call myself... Quack Peter.

All in all, he said to Peter, "I can see that you've been in a difficult situation lately and you're not willing to talk to me. I just want you to understand that if you ever need someone to talk to, I'll be here."

After speaking, he hugged me.

Wow!

It still pays to be Peter, to be hugged by Mr. Stark!

However, Mr. Stark said: "No, Peter, I'm just opening the door for you."

Oh……

Sadly, I picked up Peter Frog and left.

Before I left, I really wanted to wave to him and say: quack quack.

That is to say: Goodbye, Mr. Stark, and thank you for your help.

But I cannot speak, I am a good croak, and for Peter's sake I cannot speak.

I watched Mr. Stark's car go away, full of melancholy.

All in all, turning into a frog didn't make Peter shut up. He was still jumping around in the box, excitedly saying, "Our plan is to leave Aunt May alone and go back to the house as quickly as possible, and then we'll make a plan." New plan."

Peter's reaction to this made me a little sad, I'm a great frog after all, I didn't feel ashamed to become Peter, and Peter got this unprecedented opportunity to become a frog, but he detested me Shame, it hurts me.

However, before we had time to take a few steps into the house, the lights upstairs suddenly turned on. We stood at the window and saw Aunt Mei opening the refrigerator in the kitchen to find a bottle of water to drink.

Peter Frog said, "Oops, Aunt May is awake! What to do?"

I thought, let's climb in upstairs then.

So I tried really hard and found out - I'm afraid of heights, no way.

As a little frog less than [-] centimeters tall, I have always had to look up to others, let alone climb tall buildings with my bare hands.

No way, I am a frog, not Frogman, let alone Spiderman, we can only enter through the door.

I thought that if Aunt May asked me what I was doing, I would hold Peter the Frog and yell at her: Quack!

Then she will know that I am obsessed with raising frogs and not doing my job properly. I go out in the morning to walk croaks.

But Peter Frog no, he doesn't, he's such a difficult little frog.

When I was a frog, I wasn't as difficult to serve as he was.

Why can't you be a croak who pursues spirituality instead of indulging in material things and breaks away from vulgar tastes?

Peter croaked, "Okay, Frogman, we've got to talk about this. You know, Aunt May would be worried about me if she found out I'd run out at night, and she'd wonder when I locked myself in the house." Is it really at home, if this continues, she may suspect that I am Spider-Man, we must not allow this to happen!"

……oh.

Then what do you say?

Peter Frog said: "So, please start now and exercise like crazy! As long as Aunt May sees me coming back sweating, she will automatically think that I have gone to exercise, so that she will not wonder why I am not at home now, so we will You can go back without saying a word!"

……

That is to say, do you let me run naked in the streets of New York in the early morning with my upper body and bare feet in big pants?

...Why don't you just admit that you've turned into a frog?I think it's less embarrassing than that!

what!

The strange pride of human beings.

So, naked, carrying a frog, I ran on the street sweating, and then opened the door and went home.

I heard Aunt May say, "It's so cute. Did you get up early to take your little frog for a run?"

I nodded, agreeing with her statement.

Aunt Mei showed a kind smile: "Go back and take a shower, come down to eat." As she spoke, she happily whispered in my ear: "I prepared apple pie for your little frog."

Wow!Apple pie!

I just imagined the taste of apple pie and took Peter Frog upstairs to take a shower.

Becoming a human gave me new privileges, and I put Peter Frog in a small box to give him a taste of what it's like to be in a prison.

After taking a shower, I decided to get a good night's sleep before heading downstairs for breakfast.

But what I never expected was that Peter Frog said: "Frogman, you have to take me downstairs to eat quickly, and then we have to go to school for class."

You human beings, why are you always busy here and there, don't you know how to take a break?

Just imagine, you become a frog!

Isn't such a powerful reason enough for you to take a day off?

Peter Frog squeezed his face against the glass and said anxiously to me: "Listen, you pack your schoolbag right now. There are all the books I need on the table. You pack your schoolbag, go downstairs to eat, and then we go to school."

we?

Are you sure you want me to take you with you?

Peter Frog gave me a wink in the box: "When you arrive at school, you can pretend that you are sick and have no voice in your throat, and then we can get through the day successfully, and then we can go out at night to find clues about that guy."

...we look for clues?

Are you sure you want a frog, go out and fight someone with a super weapon with a spiderman whose fighting ability is only frog level?

However, Peter Frog is full of confidence at all times: "We will be able to change back to the original at that time. If we form a team together, we will be invincible in the world!"

I dug out my frog camera from my small bag and decisively took a photo with Peter Frog.

ha!Quack Peter and Peter quack!I must tell Little Butterfly about this, it will envy me to death.

Peter said confidently: "Okay, let's check whether our battle suits can still be used, let's go!"

Before he finished speaking, I stuffed it into my schoolbag.

Once again I gave him a taste of bouncing up and down in the glass box.

We went downstairs to have breakfast with Aunt May, and then I carried Peter to school, and I even heard Aunt May say to me, "So sweet, you took your little frog to school."

Didn't even laugh at him.

To be honest, I'm not used to walking on two legs, after all we used to hop.

As soon as I sat down in his seat, a guy jumped up, patted me on the shoulder, and said, "Hey, why are you walking like a frog today?"

...What does it mean to walk like a frog?

Wouldn't it be nice to walk with dignity and grace like a frog?

Are you discriminating against us frogs by saying this?

But he looked at me, patted the table while laughing uncontrollably, and said, "You never imagined how funny your walking posture was just now, hahahahaha, have you raised frogs recently?"

……

I took Peter Frog out of the bag and showed him solemnly.

The smile froze on the laughing guy's face.

With an embarrassing look on his face, he said helplessly, "Well, you have raised a cute little frog."

Then, I seriously took a notebook and wrote on it:

Dear Mr. Osborne, would you please give me and my frog some time to ourselves.

The smile on his face became even stiffer. He wanted to pat Peter on the shoulder, but he couldn't maintain his smile anymore, so he simply left: "Oh, then you can live with your frog."

After speaking, he turned and left.

Peter croaked in the box and yelled in despair: "No! You can't drive Harry away, you'll make him angry!"

In order to take care of Peter's friendship, I turned my head in the direction Harry left and said, "Quack."

Harry immediately turned back and sat down next to me, saying with great delight, "I knew you were going to show me your frog!"

Peter Frog: "???"

I can see his expression, probably——

How the hell do you two communicate?

stupid human.