I heard my wife is a man

For this meal, Qi Lian ate more than one bowl and was completely full, while Meng Ruhu ate two bowls and was only half full.After the meal, Meng Ruhu was in charge of feeding the braised pork, while Qi Lian cleaned up the kitchen.

"Husband, the water is ready, you wash it first." Qi Lian prepared the hot water, and took a set of obscene clothes for Meng Ruhu from the cabinet.Tried the temperature of the water, it was neither hot nor cold.

When he turned around, he saw Meng Ruhu standing naked behind him, Qi Lian's face turned red suddenly, his mind went blank, he didn't know what he was going to do next, and he didn't know where to look.

Meng Ruhu secretly laughed when he saw Qi Lian's embarrassing look of wanting to go into the ground.He walked over generously and deliberately stopped in front of Qi Lian, "Lady, how is my husband's figure? Everyone praises me for being muscular and strong. I have a pair of chest muscles, let alone a man on the mountain, even if I am a woman, Nothing compares."

Not only was Qi Lian blushing, but his neck and ears were dripping with blood, and there was a burst of heat from his back, which made his head dizzy, and he was almost out of breath. He couldn't hear what Meng Ruhu said, and subconsciously wanted to run away. .

Looking at Qi Lian's fleeing back, Meng Ruhu laughed loudly.The laughter reached Qi Lian's ears, and Qi Lian's heart beat faster again in embarrassment.Even though he accidentally bumped into it just now, it was enough for him to see Meng Ruhu's figure clearly.The shoulders are wide and the legs are long, the abdomen is tough and firm, and the muscles in the arms and chest are as powerful as the man said. No wonder he always feels at ease when he leans on it.And the part of the lower body is also amazing.Qi Lian didn't even know if he would be able to bear the consummation of the house.

"My lady, what are you thinking? It's your turn after my husband's washing." Meng Ruhu was wearing a single shirt, and looked at Qi Lian with a funny face, his face was flushed, and his eyes were full of spring.

Startled by the sudden voice, Qi Lian raised his head and repeated blankly, "Husband finished washing?"

"Yes, it's your turn." Meng Ruhu reminded again in a good mood.He just showed his naked body, so he was so ashamed that his daughter-in-law ran outside to cool off.If this is really naked/naked, I don't know how to be ashamed.The more Meng Ruhu thought about it, the happier he became, and he teased Qi Lian even more viciously, "Miss, did you see my husband's figure clearly just now? Do you want to take it off for my husband to show you?"

Qi Lian was afraid that he was coming for real, so he stood up and grabbed Meng Ruhu's arm to prevent him from taking off his clothes, and said with a blushing face, "I'll go wash it right away." He was quite serious during the day, but at night he began to lose his shape. .

"Don't worry, lady, I won't take a peek." Meng Ruhu shouted behind Qi Lian, making Qi Lian unsteady, almost fell down, and after standing still, he quickly ran into the room and slammed the door shut.

This time it was Meng Ruhu who was blowing the cool breeze outside to calm down.Logically speaking, they are husband and wife, and it is also in accordance with etiquette to face each other naked.Meng Ruhu doesn't practice the rituals of husband and wife now, one is afraid of hurting Qi Lian, and the other is that he can feel Qi Lian's current cautiousness and rejection of intercourse.

Two people who don't know each other suddenly have to do the most intimate thing one day, not to mention Qi Lian, even he is actually a little uncomfortable.It's not too late to perform the ceremony of husband and wife after they cultivate a good relationship.However, it is also a pleasure to tease the daughter-in-law once in a while, and to see her blushing and bewildered.

Qi Lian took a bath for less than half an hour, until the bucket of hot water became icy cold before finally lowering the temperature on his face.Putting on her underwear neatly and opening the door, she whispered to the outside, "Husband, I'm done washing."

"Lady put on a coat and come out. Let's take a look at the night. The sky is full of stars tonight." Meng Ruhu stretched out his long legs, leaning his back against the door, with his hands behind his head, his starry eyes were as calm as water, deeper than the night sky.

Qi Lian went into the room to add a coat, and also took one for Meng Ruhu, walked over and sat beside Meng Ruhu and said, "Husband, do you like looking at the stars very much?"

"When I was young, my mother often hugged me to look at the stars in the sky, and said that my father would look at the same sky with us in the distance." Meng Ruhu recalled the past, and his eyes were gradually stained with sadness. The tall figure made people feel a little fragile .

Qi Lian felt a pain in his heart, put the clothes in his hand on Meng Ruhu, leaned over gently and said calmly, "Husband's mother is really a gentle person."

This remark made Meng Ruhu laugh, and looked at the sky and said, "My mother's temper is similar to that of my aunt, and I was often beaten when I was young. At the beginning, my mother obviously liked my father, so she insisted on admitting it. I heard that my father likes Wen A gentle and virtuous woman, my mother carefully dressed up like a lady, and fell into my father's arms during a lantern show. Just this time, my father was fascinated."

Meng Ruhu was full of nostalgia for the interesting things between his parents.Back then, his parents didn't get married on the wedding night, but after three months.Because her mother sprained her foot before the wedding, when she married in, others thought his father had married a cripple.For this matter, his mother has often punished those who gossip.

"My father has never hit me. Although he is afraid of him outside, in fact, my father is very gentle. When he comes home, his mother bullies him." The men of the Meng family are known to be doting on their wives and fearing their insides.

"My husband is also very gentle." Qi Lian whispered with a blushing face.

Meng Ruhu laughed silently, and hugged Qi Lian in his arms, "This is the first time I've been called gentle as a husband."

"My husband is very gentle." Qi Lian raised the corners of his mouth in satisfaction, quietly listening to the strong heartbeat, which seemed to be the same as the blinking frequency of the stars in the sky, and sighed softly, "Tonight's night sky is so beautiful? "

Hearing the tiredness in his words, Meng Ruhu tilted his head and asked softly, "Are you sleepy? Why don't you go to sleep and get up early tomorrow to go to my aunt's place."

As soon as he finished speaking, Qi Lian sat up suddenly, his expression became very serious.Meng Ruhu was taken aback by this action, he was startled, and hurriedly asked, "Lady, what happened?"

"My clothes haven't been washed yet." Qi Lian stood up as he said, and hurried into the house, his thin figure was projected on the door and window by the candlelight.

Meng Ruhu looked at the busy figure, smiled helplessly, and followed him in, "Lady, let's wash tomorrow, it's so late today, it's time to go to bed."

Qi Lian put the clothes into the basin and scrubbed them skillfully. Hearing Meng Ruhu's voice, he shook his head and said, "There's no reason to keep dirty clothes overnight." If it is missed, even the belt will be washed carefully.

Meng Ruhu was even more helpless, squatting aside, pushed Qi Lian's hair back from his forehead, propped his chin with both hands and said, "Lady, don't take it so seriously, just wash it casually, throw it in the water and you can get it." Get up." He hasn't done anything these two days, and his clothes are not dirty, so it doesn't matter if he doesn't wash them.

"No, it must be cleaned." Qi Lian shook his head firmly, still scrubbing carefully, and in some places even repeated washing two or three times.After washing Meng Ruhu's clothes, the water in a basin turned from crystal clear to muddy. Meng Ruhu was slightly surprised to see that he couldn't believe that his clothes were so dirty.

"Miss, is this dress faded?" Meng Ruhu reached into the basin suspiciously and fumbled around. When he picked it up, there was some powdery stuff in his hand, which was a little greasy.

"Husband, don't play with water." Qi Lian didn't care to wring out his clothes, and twisted a handkerchief from the clear water beside him to wipe Meng Ruhu's hands, "Husband, you are wearing a red dress today, how could it fade into black water?" ? You practice martial arts and fight during the day, and you also repair doors, carry water, and add firewood. It's normal for your clothes to be so dirty."

After hearing this, Meng Ruhu realized that there was a lot of trouble this day, so he nodded as if suddenly realizing.Seeing that Qi Lian was struggling to twist the clothes, he reached out and took them over and twisted them hard, "Lady, it's done."

Qi Lian was a little frightened by the strength of his hands, and felt that the clothes were really dry, but the clothes were not permeable, so it was useless now that they were dry.Qi Lian soaked the clothes in clear water again, and after shaking the basin twice, there was a lot of red foam, and a good dress was broken into scum.

"Well, lady, I didn't expect it to be so weak..." Meng Ruhu tried to explain carefully, and took out a pair of pants from another basin to prove his innocence, "It was an accident just now, I really didn't try hard."

Just as he was about to twist, Qi Lian grabbed his hand and said very softly, "Farewell, husband, let me go."

"My lady, you have to trust me..." Meng Ruhu looked at Qi Lian earnestly, hoping to give him another chance.Qi Lian didn't seem to see the pleading in his eyes, and decisively took the clothes and wrung them himself.

Although he wrung it hard, at least he wouldn't wreck the clothes.

Meng Ruhu watched pitifully from the sidelines, always determined to take the clothes secretly, but Qi Lian found out in time every time.Because of his harassment from time to time, it took Qi Lian twice as long as usual to finish the laundry.

"Lady, let me dry the clothes, you go to bed first." Meng Ruhu picked up the washed clothes and ran away, afraid that Qi Lian would disagree.When he finished drying his clothes, Qi Lian was still making the bed.

"Husband, why are you so fast?" Qi Lian was really startled by Meng Ruhu's speed, it seemed that it only took a blink of an eye from going out to coming in.

Meng Ruhu laughed triumphantly, unmade the bed, and hugged Qi Lian directly to the quilt, "This is to atone for my husband's merits, so I used the fastest speed in my life."

Qi Lian laughed when he was told, turned over and lay flat and said, "My husband is not wrong, what sin do you want to atone for?"

"Of course it's the crime of causing trouble for the lady." Meng Ruhu laughed in a low voice, deliberately speaking in Qi Lian's ear.

The scorching breath evaporated, his face flushed, his heartbeat accelerated unconsciously, his hands tightly grasped Meng Ruhu's arm, and he stuttered when he spoke, "Husband, the wax, the candle...are still on. …”

Before the sentence was finished, the candle was extinguished.

Meng Ruhu withdrew his hand, lay down and fell asleep, put Qi Lian's hand on his waist, then put his own hand on Qi Lian's hand, then closed his eyes contentedly, "Lady, go to sleep."

Qi Lian's face turned even redder in the darkness, why did his husband sleep without clothes?Also, when did you take off your clothes?