I heard my wife is a man

Meng Ruhu woke up when he was in bed, this time he moved very lightly and didn't wake Qi Lian up.When he came back from practicing martial arts, he saw that all the clothes were hanging neatly on the clothes rail. He remembered that he twisted all the clothes together and put them on the clothes rail last night.

When he arrived at the kitchen, the smell of rice wafted up his nose. Meng Ruhu strode in and saw the braised pork in the basket at a glance. Seeing his head, he shrank his head into the basket, leaving only a small tail.Meng Ruhu chuckled and picked up the braised pork's tail and lifted it into the air, using the blade as a knife to keep gesticulating on the little guy's neck, scaring the braised pork to let out a cry of fear.

Qi Lian heard the sound, turned around and smiled helplessly, "Husband, stop teasing it, wash your hands and eat."

Meng Ruhu just put down the braised pork, and before he left, he touched a couple of handfuls, which made the braised pork tremble with fright, and he dared not scream when he wanted to.

Qi Lian cooked a large pot of thick porridge, steamed five steamed buns, and fried three bowls of vegetables, two vegetarian and one meat.Originally, he thought that he had prepared too much, but seeing Meng Ruhu finish a bowl of porridge in just two mouthfuls, he began to worry that there was too little to cook.After eating a steamed bun, he asked, "Husband, do you want me to serve you another bowl of noodles?"

At this time, Meng Ruhu had already finished two bowls of porridge and three steamed buns, and there were only a few green leaves left on the table.Looking at the untouched traces of the porridge in Qi Lian's bowl, he wiped his mouth and said, "Why doesn't my lady eat it, is it because of my husband that I eat too much?"

Qi Lian shook his head, put the last bit of porridge in the pot into Meng Ruhu's bowl and said, "I can't eat too much."

"Miss, you are too thin. Your arms are not as thick as my thighs. You should eat more." Meng Ruhu wrapped Qi Lian's two wrists together with one hand, and continued to say, "Miss , you order two more bowls of noodles, add four eggs, and each of us will eat a bowl."

Qi Lian blushed and nodded, and quickly went downstairs again, this time both of them were full.Meng Ruhu went to do things in the village, while Qi Lian packed up the kitchen and went to Aunt Fang's room.

Aunt Fang and the others just had breakfast, when they saw Qi Lian coming, An Xiaoxiao asked loudly, "Lian Lian, have you eaten yet?"

"I've already eaten." Qi Lian replied in a low voice standing at the door, lowering her head and not daring to look at the cold expression on Aunt Fang's face.

This cowardly and cowardly appearance caused Aunt Fang to feel an unknown fire in her heart, and her mouth became more and more unforgiving, "I put on a pitiful appearance at my door this early in the morning, and I want to tell everyone that I am Are the elders bullying you? Do you want me to find your husband for you and judge you?"

"Auntie, I..." Qi Lian was at a loss when he was told, the explanation that he had thought up in his mind was completely silent, and he stumbled and couldn't speak a complete sentence.

Aunt Fang was even more dissatisfied with her weak and incompetent performance, and now she was unwilling to look at Qi Lian again.Seeing that Aunt Fang was getting angry, Fu Rong didn't dare to persuade Aunt Fang directly. She smiled lightly and squeezed Aunt Fang's shoulders. A man who has seen the world trembles when he hears the word 'Qingpingzhai'. My wife is just a weak girl who was born in a village, so she is unavoidably reserved and shy. But if she can get Aunt Fang's advice, she will be better in the future. It will definitely be reborn."

Aunt Fang laughed when she was told, and reached out to pat Fu Rong's arm, "You girl, you are very skilled in medicine, and this small mouth is also sweet, if she is half as clever as you, I can save a lot of worry. "

"Aunt Fang, you are teasing me again." Fu Rong blushed slightly, continued to pinch her shoulders, looked up at Qi Lian and said in Aunt Fang's ear, "Brother Meng's favorite person must not be so bad .”

Aunt Fang snorted, and turned her head to look at Qi Lian, she still looked like she was cowering and shrunken, she sighed angrily, "You talk like a mosquito, and you can't stand upright, isn't that bad? I think The difference is not at 01:30. Ruhu is stubborn, and he won’t change it if he is sure. As a aunt, I can only help him more, so as not to make a joke of my married wife.”

These words were spoken in a loud voice, and Qi Lian could hear them clearly.Unconsciously, his head drooped lower, and a huge sense of inferiority suddenly appeared in his heart.He is indeed as Fu Rong said, unlike the people on this mountain who have seen the world, and do not have their innate pride and self-confidence.The gap between the two is like comparing an ugly person with an overwhelmed country. Qi Lian is a little disgusted with his timid and cowardly self, but he still dare not speak, and he dare not raise his head to meet other people's eyes .

"Xiao Xiao, teach her how to speak and how to stand." Aunt Fang's voice was loud as if she was yelling, she got angry, she still had to do the business, and said to Qi Lian, "Back up three feet."

Qi Lian didn't understand what he meant, so he went out obediently and stood at the designated spot, and An Xiaoxiao was also with him.

"Start now." Aunt Fang stood up, her face suddenly became serious, and she said to Fu Rong, "Go and help her too."

Fu Rong responded, and filled the cup on the table with water and brought it to Qi Lian.Seeing Qi Lian's frightened expression, Fu Rong laughed softly, "Don't be nervous, Ma'am, these glasses of water are just to help Madam practice her standing posture, within the time of a stick of incense, the water in the cup can be rested without being spilled." Yes. If it is spilled, I can only wrong Madam and continue to practice. Madam, please be patient for a while, time will pass soon."

With Fu Rong's comfort, the tension in Qi Lian's heart was a little better, he nodded and tried his best to relax his body.

"Straighten your back, open your shoulders, raise your head and chest, and look forward." Aunt Fang's voice came from the room, as if giving an order.

An Xiaoxiao immediately followed suit, her posture was very standard, and she looked energetic.Fu Rong put two of the glasses of water on An Xiaoxiao's shoulders, turned her head and saw Qi Lian's soft movements, she couldn't help shaking her head slightly, holding the tray in one hand, and resting her hand on Qi Lian's shoulders, she said, "Ma'am, keep your shoulders back Open it up, make a chest-high movement, don't lower your head, and keep your back straight."

Of the four passwords, Qi Lian did not get any of them right, and with Fu Rong's help, he managed to look decent.When the two glasses of water were placed on his shoulders, Qi Lian couldn't help shaking. Fortunately, Fu Rong's hand hadn't left, and he stabilized the water in the glasses in time.

This small action did not hide from Aunt Fang's eyes. Aunt Fang was a little dissatisfied with Fu Rong's secret help, but she didn't say much, but asked Fu Rong to step aside and proceed to the next step.

"Speak with the loudest voice now, and don't let the water in the cup spill out. If I can't hear you, it doesn't count and you have to say it again." Aunt Fang gave the second order, her expression obviously a little more impatient.

"Qingping Village has a total of 250 people, divided into four halls and two halls on the first floor. The four halls are the East Wolf Hall, the hall master Luo Bu; the West Leopard Hall, the hall master Zhang Tu; the South Tiger Hall, the hall master Peng Xie; the North Lion Hall, the hall master. Master Yan Ying. Erzhai is the study and medical studio, which are in charge of Master Fan Zhexi and Dr. Lu Li. The first floor is the building of seven crimes, also known as the punishment hall. Disposal. The punishment hall is a forbidden place, and no one outside the punishment hall is strictly forbidden to enter without the order of the village owner. Anyone who violates the law will be killed without mercy." An Xiaoxiao recited the common sense in the village aloud, and the loud voice was audible It was crystal clear, and the water on his shoulders did not move at all.

Qi Lian knew it was his turn, but if he opened his mouth, he would raise his breath, and the water on his shoulders would be affected and spilled.Moreover, after standing for such a short while, his whole body was already sore, sweat was streaming down the corners of his eyes, and he didn't dare to raise his hand to wipe it off.In order to keep the water glass steady, he even tried to control his breathing, not daring to make any unnecessary movements.

Fu Rong saw that the incense had only been burnt for a while, and Qi Lian was obviously at the limit, so she couldn't help becoming anxious, and reminded in a low voice, "Ma'am, it's time to talk."

"Qing..." Qi Lian just made a sound, and the water on his left shoulder immediately sprinkled a drop of water.Feeling the wetness on his shoulders, Qi Lian swallowed all the rest of the words, trying to maintain his balance.

This performance made Aunt Fang very dissatisfied. Seeing that Aunt Fang was going to get angry, Fu Rong said hastily, "Aunt Fang, this action is difficult for ordinary people to do. Madam doesn't know martial arts, so some mistakes are inevitable. Why don't you let Madam do the same?" Come."

"Aunt Fang, Sister Rong is right." An Xiaoxiao also helped to speak, her voice was still loud and powerful, and she turned her head to look at Qi Lian, "Lian Lian, don't shake your legs, relax your body, the stiffer it is, the easier it is to spill water come out."

Qi Lian understood this truth, but at this moment his body was out of control, his feet were so soft that he completely knelt on the ground, and the two glasses of water were all spilled, and he didn't even catch the glass.

"Why is it so useless?" Aunt Fang came out of the room angrily, the anger in her eyes was getting bigger and bigger, she looked at Qi Lian as if she wanted to eat Qi Lian alive, she approached and suppressed her anger and said, "Near Since you have no foundation, I will be more relaxed with you today, remove the water glass and stand up straight for me and speak loudly."

"It's my aunt." Qi Lian nodded in fear, enduring the soreness and standing up again as required.

"Speak louder." Aunt Fang roared impatiently. Compared with the whispers of mosquitoes and flies, her voice was like the roar of a lion in the east of the river. It hurt people's eardrums.

Qi Lian didn't dare to dodge, tried to stabilize his figure and raised his voice, "Qingping Village..."

"Speak louder." Aunt Fang's face became even more angry, and she clenched her fists with both hands and made a 'creaking' sound.

"There are a total of 250 people in Qingping Village... Anyone who violates the law will be killed without mercy." Qi Lian shouted this sentence with the loudest voice in his life, the last few words were obviously broken, and he did not say anything The momentum it should have.

Although the sound is not loud enough, it can be heard anyway.Aunt Fang also saw that Qi Lian was blushing and panting after she finished speaking, her body was obviously at its peak and she was still holding on. This persistence and stubbornness made her a little bit less angry. She was surprised, "How did you remember what Xiaoxiao said just now?"

"I, I'll remember it after hearing her say it once." Qi Lian hadn't calmed down yet, and habitually whispered the first word, and soon realized something was wrong and immediately turned up the volume.

Aunt Fang finally showed a smile, she was satisfied with today's preliminary results.This new daughter-in-law is not useless.