I heard my wife is a man

As soon as Boss Luo left, An Xiaoxiao came with a bamboo basket on his back. Seeing the clean and tidy house, he couldn't help but startled, put down the basket and looked around but couldn't find a place to sit.

"What are you doing here?" Meng Ruhu asked while lying in the chair, without any intention of getting up to give up his seat.

An Xiaoxiao sat on the threshold and took out the things in the basket. After a while, there were three catties of meat, two fish, four or five kinds of vegetables and a bag of rice on the ground. Meng Ruhu was stunned.

Finally, An Xiaoxiao took out a few changes of clothes and put them in her hands, before she said, "Aunt Fang wants you not to go to the big kitchen anymore, but to start the stove in your own room. Let Lianlian do the laundry for you in the future." , don’t send it to the laundry.”

"Who is Lianlian?" Meng Ruhu automatically skipped other information, stood up with a frown.

"Isn't she your wife?" An Xiaoxiao asked back.

The answer in Meng Ruhu's heart was confirmed, his brows furrowed deeper, and he stared at An Xiaoxiao condescendingly, "Who allows you to call me daughter-in-law so affectionately? You can call me wife or sister-in-law, or 'Lianlian' and I'll beat you to death." .”

"I'm going to call Lianlian, do you want to do it? I'm afraid you won't succeed." An Xiaoxiao threw her clothes on the ground vigorously and stood up. One of the fish jumped twice and landed on the clothes.

Seeing this, Meng Ruhu was furious, "An Xiaoxiao, you stinky girl..."

The two of them were about to start a fight if they disagreed. Qi Lian heard the movement in the bedroom, and didn't care about feeding the braised pork, so he hurried out to try to persuade the fight, "Husband, don't do anything, if you keep fighting, the house will be in vain."

Meng Ruhu withdrew his hand unwillingly, and looked at An Xiaoxiao very unhappy, "Will you change your words?"

"I won't change it." An Xiaoxiao refused straight away, and put her hands on her hips in displeasure, "It's just a name. Are you talking about a man?"

Qi Lian saw that there was still love between the two, so he grabbed Meng Ruhu's arm, "Husband, it's just a title, it doesn't matter."

"This can't be done, if she starts this way, other people will follow suit." Meng Ruhu was so angry that he wanted to do it.When he thought of a group of men calling his wife 'Lian Lian', he became very angry.

Qi Lian understood the reason, couldn't help laughing, and whispered in Meng Ruhu's ear, "Everyone calls me 'Lian Lian', only my husband can call me 'Lady'."

One sentence made Meng Ruhu very happy, so he didn't care about the title for the time being.

The fight didn't work out, An Xiaoxiao felt a little uncomfortable, looked at Qi Lian and said, "Lian Lian, I'll go to Aunt Fang's place after breakfast tomorrow, Sister Rong and I will take you to familiarize yourself with the situation on the mountain first."

"Okay, I've made a note, and I'll definitely go there early tomorrow." Qi Lian said, his hands holding Meng Ruhu's arms tightened unconsciously, he was really a little afraid to face this aunt alone.

Meng Ruhu felt Qi Lian's nervousness, and patted Qi Lian's shoulder reassuringly, "I'll be there tomorrow after I'm done with the business in hand." These two days of newlyweds, he didn't go to each hall to check the situation, if he doesn't go tomorrow , the people below will say that he has neglected his work.

The things were delivered, and the words were also brought, so An Xiaoxiao didn't stay long, put the bamboo basket on her back and turned to find Boss Luo to make a table.

Qi Lian put away the washed clothes first, and he put the one with fish scales in the tub, and planned to wash it out with other clothes at night.Meng Ruhu helped move the rice and vegetables to the kitchen, cut up the meat, and killed the fish.

"Husband, how many bowls of rice do you want to eat tonight?" Qi Lian asked while scooping up rice.The kitchen utensils are all new, and it looks like no one has used them.

"Three bowls." Meng Ruhu replied loudly.He kept gesticulating on the neck of the braised pork with a knife, making the little thing tremble non-stop in fright, and he muttered happily, "When I raise you fat and fat, I will serve you with wine."

The braised pork opened its mouth to make a weak groan, but Meng Ruhu pinched his mouth, preventing its voice from leaking out.

Qi Lian cleaned the rice, washed the vegetables, and was about to cut ginger and garlic with a knife, but when he turned around, he saw Meng Ruhu sharpening the knife, muttering something in his mouth.Qi Lian walked over, pulled Meng Ruhu's sleeve and asked, "Husband, what are you doing?"

"I think this little guy eats meat?" Meng Ruhu immediately let go, holding the braised pork tail upside down, the little guy could move his mouth, and immediately let out a pitiful cry.

Qi Lian's heart softened when he heard that, he carefully caught the braised pork, gently stroked its head, and said to Meng Ruhu, "Husband, you scared it. It's too young to eat meat."

"When you grow up, you can eat it." Meng Ruhu pinched his chin and thought deeply, looking at the braised pork as if he was looking at a plate of appetizers.

Qi Lian didn't understand the real meaning of the words, put the little guy in a bamboo basket, chopped the ginger and garlic and started cooking.Meng Ruhu didn't stay idle either, from time to time he added more firewood and passed a plate, and occasionally took the time to touch the head of the braised pork, which made the little guy tremble with fright.

Qi Lian cooked five dishes and one soup, both meat and vegetables, and the presentation was not bad.In Meng Ruhu's words, fish is fish, meat is meat, and vegetables are vegetables.

"Husband, wash your hands and get ready to eat." Qi Lian brought a basin of water and asked Meng Ruhu to wash his hands, while he went to serve the meal.

After the food was served, Qi Lian also sat down and saw Meng Ruhu took the braised pork from the basket to the table.The little guy fell asleep now, his soft belly rose and fell with his breath, very cute.

"Husband, eat first, and then play with it after eating." Qi Lian persuaded with a light smile.It can be seen that his husband really likes this little pet, he keeps teasing the braised pork, and occasionally laughs happily, just like a child.

In fact, Meng Ruhu was just adding food to himself.If you can't eat, it's not bad to have an eye addiction.

Qi Lian stopped his chopsticks after eating less than half a bowl. At this time, Meng Ruhu had already eaten two bowls. Seeing Qi Lian not eating, he put down his chopsticks and asked, "My lady, there is still a lot of food, why don't you eat?"

"I'm full, Husband, take your time." Qi Lian could barely press his stomach. He used to eat half a bowl of rice every day at home, and he was often hungry.Now here, he doesn't dare to eat too much.

"Is this enough?" Meng Ruhu was a little disbelieving, looking at Qi Lian's thin and small man, he divided half of the rice in his bowl, and picked up a lot of vegetables, "Miss, you are at the age of growing up, you should Eat more, you are too thin now, a gust of wind can blow you away. If there is a strong wind, my husband will have to go to heaven to find you."

Qi Lian was so teased that he couldn't help laughing, and said cautiously, "Husband, do you really mind if I eat so much? Ordinary women only eat a small bowl."

"What are you talking about? The more you eat, the happier you will be for your husband, and the sooner you grow fat, the better for your husband..." Meng Ruhu hurriedly stopped, almost playing hooligans in front of his wife in broad daylight. .

"What can I do?" Qi Lian chewed the fish in small bites, and also picked up vegetables for Meng Ruhu.

"You can...don't worry." Meng Ruhu turned his tongue and gave a perfect answer.After a pause, he continued, "On our mountain, there is no woman who only eats one bowl of rice, at least two bowls, but there are a few men who only eat one bowl, so they are all as thin as a bamboo pole, very weak."

Qi Lian was a little curious about men who ate less than women, and asked softly, "Who are they?"

"That brat Chi Xu, Mr. Fan, and Doctor Lu, all three are literati, all dressed in a refined manner..." Meng Ruhu suddenly stopped talking halfway through, and stared at Qi Lian seriously as if he was facing an enemy, " Ma'am, what are you asking about the three of them?"

On this mountain, especially Master Fan and Doctor Lu are the most temperamental. Compared with these rough guys who crawl and roll in the mud all day, those two can be said to be exiles from the sky, and they both like to wear white clothes.Wide-sleeved blue silk, courteous in conversation, handsome and elegant in appearance, he is a modest gentleman in the hearts of little girls.

Qi Lian was stunned for a moment, he didn't understand Meng Ruhu's jumping thinking, he just asked the name, not the situation.Looking at Meng Ruhu suspiciously, he said, "Husband, why are you so nervous?"

Can you not be nervous?What if someone else took his wife's soul away?Meng Ruhu looked troubled, and after a moment of silence, he grabbed Qi Lian's arm and said solemnly, "Actually, Master Fan and Doctor Lu are not good at all, one beats students every day, the other stabs people with needles and poisons them every now and then, both of them have bad intentions. As for the delayed continuation, it’s very unreliable to be a fool.”

In order to keep Qi Lian away from those three people, Meng Ruhu did not hesitate to smear him in every way.Although what he said was true, it was only part of the truth.

Hearing the words taken out of context, Qi Lian was even more confused. He could only tell that his husband didn't like the three of them very much, so he nodded and said, "I see."

Meng Ruhu breathed a sigh of relief, and continued to eat with peace of mind. Before he could hold his chopsticks firmly, he heard Qi Lian say, "Is there a school on this mountain?"

"You want to ask about Mr. Fan's situation?" Meng Ruhu asked tentatively, regretting his talk just now.

Qi Lian shook his head, with a trace of hope in his eyes, "Actually, I also want to go to school. I only read books for two days before, and I don't know many words. If I can read thousands of books like others, it would be great to know everything in the world." .”

"If my wife doesn't feel tired from studying, I'll go and tell the school, and I can go and have a look when I'm free." Meng Ruhu said with a smile.He didn't like to study when he was young, he was only obsessed with martial arts. He didn't expect his daughter-in-law to love reading so much, just like his mother.

This casual sentence made Qi Lian so excited that he almost cried, he grabbed Meng Ruhu's arm with all his strength unconsciously, "Really? Husband, can I really go to school to study?"

As a man, who doesn't want to make contributions and become famous all over the world.Qi Lian had also imagined that one day he would be like the book said, with fresh clothes and angry horses, with unlimited scenery.It's just that his father didn't love his mother, and no one sent him to school, and the words he knew were all taught by his younger sister.

"My lady, don't cry, keep your word for your husband, and tell the school tomorrow." Meng Ruhu stopped eating, hugged Qi Lian and comforted him softly.

"Thank you husband."