I heard my wife is a man

Meng Ruhu and Qi Lian went back to the room and saw that the house was in a mess, with wood slag and holes everywhere, Qi Lian tidied it up for half an hour before tidying up the room again.

Before the man who built the house came, Qi Lian wanted to put the word 'Xi' on it first, and said to Meng Ruhu, "Husband, where is the paste, the word 'Xi' fell off this morning, I think Post him up."

Meng Ruhu thought for a while, and found the paste in the corner of the dressing table.Seeing Qi Lian trying to stand on tiptoe, he walked over and stood behind Qi Lian and said, "I'll do it."

"Thank you, husband." Qi Lian handed over the happy word, and looked up to see the man's strong jaw.A powerful heartbeat came from the broad and warm chest behind him, which made him blush a little.

Meng Ruhu pasted the word 'Xi' meticulously, smoothing the corners and corners, patted it hard several times and said, "My lady, it's done." As soon as the words fell, the door panel couldn't bear the strength of his hand, and he couldn't stand it. The ominous 'clang' fell to the ground.

The shyness in Qi Lian's eyes turned into astonishment, he stared blankly at the falling of the door and raised a cloud of dust, "Husband..."

"This, it was purely accidental. I asked someone to repair it together." Meng Ruhu laughed dryly, and saw a figure approaching not far away, about forty years old, with a bearded face, and shouted loudly, "Boss Luo , why did you come so slowly?"

Boss Luo immediately came to the door in three steps at a time, took out a snow-white ball of hair from the basket with a smile and said, "I came here as soon as I was called by the head, and I met Zhang Laoer on the way, so I was delayed." Time. He went hunting this morning, but he didn’t see the big thing, but got this little thing by accident.”

Meng Ruhu glanced at it, and laughed loudly while holding the hairball's tail, "It's not easy to find this thing, we might not have it on the mountain. Although it's only one month old, it can barely drink a couple of drinks."

Hearing this, Boss Luo snatched the hairball and hid it in his arms nervously, looked at it together and said, "Second Zhang thinks this thing is too small to fit between teeth, so let me ask Madam if he would like to raise it." A few days. If you can raise it well, you can make it a pet, if you can’t, you can burn it in soy sauce and give it to the head of the family for a tooth-beating sacrifice.”

Qi Lian opened his eyes wide curiously, pulled Meng Ruhu's sleeves, and begged in a low voice, "Husband, what kind of animal is this? I want to try to raise one." He has always liked small animals, and this hairball is covered in hair. Snow white, a pair of moist eyes are very cute.When being carried upside down by Meng Ruhu, he let out a milky cry, which made people's hearts soften.

"Thanks to Mrs. Meng, I thank you on behalf of Zhang's second child." Boss Luo happily handed over the hairball when he heard something was going on, and reminded him with a teasing look, "This thing is called 'Diao', and it has been clever since childhood. It is also very fierce. Madam should pay more attention when raising it, and be careful not to be scratched by it. It is just full-term now and has not been weaned yet. I have some goat milk, Madam can feed it first, and I will send it if there is not enough goat milk."

"Thank you." Qi Lian hurriedly took a kettle, opened it and smelled the thick milky fragrance.The little mink also smelled it, and bent its head to lick it.Qi Lian laughed when he saw it, and put a little on his hand to feed the little mink.The little guy is also welcome, two soft paws are grabbing his fingers and sucking non-stop, very cute.

Meng Ruhu patted Boss Luo's shoulder hard, raised his eyebrows and smiled, and said in a low voice, "Okay, you guys, you are really well prepared. It took a lot of effort to find this little thing. I haven't tasted the taste of mink yet." , when will you catch one to honor me?"

Boss Luo's shoulders hurt from being patted, his black face wrinkled together, and he whispered, "Boss Zhang found this one after looking up three or four hills early in the morning. Don't be greedy now, the boss, wait for Madam to raise it." After you get tired of it, you can tell the kitchen to kill the braised wine with wine."

Meng Ruhu thought for a while and decided it was feasible.The game on this mountain is as big as roe deer and as small as rabbits and chickens. As long as they are caught, they can reach their stomachs that night.This is the first time to raise wild game.

"Husband, I want to give it a name." Qi Lian didn't hear the conversation between the two, and after feeding the little mink, he liked it more and more.This little guy is not all white, but has a fiery red mark on his forehead.If you grow up, you must be majestic.

"It's called braised pork." Meng Ruhu decided without thinking.What's the name for a game, anyway, it will be eaten in the end.

Qi Lian thought the name sounded weird, looked at Xiao Diao and said, "You will be called 'Braised Pork' from now on."

The little guy opened his mouth, let out a cry of satisfaction, Qi Lian laughed amusedly, and went into the bedroom to prepare utensils for it.

Meng Ruhu moved the only chair left in the house and sat at the door, watching Boss Luo picking and practicing among the piles of wood, he stretched his long legs and leaned lazily on the chair, and said nonchalantly, "Take it all as a substitute in the kitchen." firewood."

Take the best sandalwood as firewood, and only their masters can do it.All the furniture in this new house is made of precious wood, and it took a long time for everyone to rush to make it. It took only one day to become a pile of firewood.Back then, it would have been better to just listen to Master Fan and use the most common fir, even if it was demolished by the head of the house, it would not feel bad.

Boss Luo only dared to think about these words in his heart, if he really used ordinary wood to decorate the new house for the head, Aunt Fang would demolish them first.

"Master, I heard that you and Xiao Taishan had a fight in Aunt Fang's room, and even broke Aunt Fang's century-old nanmu table?" Boss Luo chatted while repairing the door, his dark face couldn't hide his curiosity. look.

Meng Ruhu also lost his idle mind, moved the chair closer, and asked in a low voice, "You said my aunt is angry this time, how can I comfort her?"

"Isn't the head of the family the best at making Aunt Fang happy? Just stand and let her beat her up, and she promises she won't be angry again." Boss Luo laughed jokingly when he thought of Meng Ruhu being chased all over the mountain by Aunt Fang. .

Meng Ruhu also knew about this method, but the situation is different now, he lowered his voice and continued, "How can my wife endure my aunt's beating?"

"Madam made Aunt Fang angry?" Boss Luo stood up in surprise and forgot to lower his voice.

Meng Ruhu carefully glanced at the bedroom, and slapped Boss Luo to the knees, "Slow down your voice, what should I do if my wife can hear you?"

Boss Luo nodded hastily, and the door was not repaired. He sat on the ground and frowned. After thinking for a long time, his mind was still blank, and he murmured, "I really don't understand what this woman is thinking. I won't embarrass Madam."

Meng Ruhu was afraid that Qi Lian would not be able to stand his aunt's sharp mouth. His aunt's mouth could make all the men on the mountain scold bloody.

Qi Lian settled Diao down, came out and saw the two of them together in a daze, and asked in a low voice, "Husband, has the gate been repaired?"

"Still repairing." Meng Ruhu stood up immediately, and moved the chair to Qi Lian's side, "You sit first, I'll help."

Qi Lian nodded obediently, watching the two of them busily busy.Meng Ruhu has always only demolished houses and never repaired them. Rather than helping, Meng Ruhu might as well say adding to the chaos.Either kick the sill too hard or get the nails the wrong size.

Boss Luo was busy, and the door hadn't been repaired yet, so he couldn't help but said to Meng Ruhu, "Master, this time I have to use a small hammer."

"Is it this?" Qi Lian handed over the smallest hammer in the basket, took another handful of nails and put them on the ground, picked up one of them and nailed it slowly.

When Boss Luo saw it, he couldn't help asking with a smile, "Madam also knows how to do woodwork?"

"I only know a little bit, so I don't know if I did something wrong." Qi Lian smiled shyly.

Boss Luo was the person who carried him into the sedan chair that day, and he was the person he was most familiar with besides Meng Ruhu.Another gift was brought to him today, although this person looks a bit vicious on the outside, but he is full of elder care for him, he can't help feeling a lot of good feelings in his heart.If it was someone else's father, he would treat his children with such kindness and pampering.

"Madam's skill, among other things, must be better than that of the master." Boss Luo said solemnly.In order to praise Qi Lian, he did not hesitate to use Meng Ruhu as a backstop.

Meng Ruhu was laughed at a lot, so he simply stopped meddling and leaned against the other door to watch the two of them busy.Without his trouble, Boss Luo quickly repaired the door.

Tried to open and close a few times, but there was no sound. Boss Luo was satisfied and knocked hard again. The door did not fall down. He put away his tools and said to Meng Ruhu, "Master, you are married now, you have a wife. You can no longer demolish the house every three days like before. If you live alone, it will be fine if the house leaks a little wind or rains. Now that you have a wife, this woman’s family is no better than us men. If you catch a cold, it will be troublesome gone."

"Okay, I see. Didn't I ask you to come and fix it? If you fix it, leave. Why are you talking so much?" Meng Ruhu was caught off guard by accident, and he couldn't hold back.I didn't feel it when I took it apart, but now I always feel ashamed when I hear people talking about it.

It was rare for Boss Luo to see them ashamed of being the bosses, standing outside and laughing without leaving. Seeing that Meng Ruhu was going to make a move, he quickly said, "I'll ask someone to make a new set of tables and chairs later, and see what Madam likes." The style, we promise to make it for Madam."

Meng Ruhu felt extremely discriminated against. In the past, no one asked him what style he liked, and they just made one casually and dismissed him.But as a man, he can't be jealous with his wife.

"What style does your husband like?" Qi Lian asked softly.He has no requirements for these, as long as it is strong and usable.

Meng Ruhu was very satisfied with Qi Lian's thoughtfulness, he pretended to cough twice and said, "It doesn't need to be too complicated, just engrave some mink, rabbit, deer and other patterns on it."

"Husband also likes small animals?" Qi Lian laughed happily.

"Yes, I like it very much." Meng Ruhu said seriously.Although he likes to eat, but the meaning is similar, anyway, it is 'like'.

Boss Luo looked at it and couldn't help but feel a little worried. The head of the family is still thinking about that piece of 'braised pork'.