Cognitive impairment
Chapter 9 Is This Your First Kiss?
The man seemed to stiffen when he heard it, but because his vision was too dark to see the man's expression clearly, Jiang Haoye grabbed the man's collar with his hand, then took out his phone from under the pillow and pointed it at him with the light on the screen. Take a picture of that face.
Sure enough, it was that little bastard Xiao Ci.
The expression on that ice cube face was a little more lively than usual, Jiang Haoye asked uncertainly: "What the hell are you sick again?!"
Having said that, Xiao Ci's pupils shrank slightly, and a word popped out of his mouth, "Meow."
"..." It's really sick, but this meow, why is it stiffer and colder than the last time it happened, as if it was forced to cry out.
But why did it happen? Could it be that when Xiao Ci got up to go to the bathroom, he heard the screams of the school's stray cats?
Don't allow Jiang Haoye to think too much, Xiao Ci rushed forward, and kissed Jiang Haoye's lips again, the scorching breath hit Jiang Haoye's face, this time the kiss was different from the one just now, it was a little rushed , Xiao Ci even boldly sticks out his tongue into Jiang Haoye's mouth.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Jiang Haoye couldn't resist being kissed, unexpectedly, Xiao Ci had already pinned him down with his hands in the confusion, and he couldn't move. This is not a situation where a male cat is in heat, it is simply a forced kiss!
Xiao Ci had already rolled Jiang Haoye's tongue into his mouth to suck. Sucking, the sticky sound made by the intertwining of tongue and lips and teeth was quite embarrassing, even the little broken bed made a sound in conjunction, making it Jiang Haoye's face turned red for a while, and as his anger level rose, Jiang Haoye grabbed the bed sheet with his hands, and then kicked Xiao Ci away forcefully.
"Damn it, your bad kissing skills are about to kill me!" After finishing speaking, she took a deep breath, and said while panting, "But why are you different this time from last time, don't lick... Hands, licks, and feet don’t keep screaming?”
Jiang Haoye's tongue was numb from Xiao Ci's suction just now, and he couldn't help smacking his lips.
But Xiao Ci didn't seem to hear him, and leaned over Jiang Haoye with the weak light of the mobile phone, and accurately sucked the tip of Jiang Haoye's tongue that just smacked his lips.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm!" Jiang Haoye resisted vigorously, but what shocked him was that Xiao Ci, a bastard, was stronger than him, and he couldn't even struggle to open his hands.
After being kissed by Xiao Ci for a while, Jiang Haoye remembered that Dr. Lu said that if the disease recurs again, he can touch Xiao Ci's head or stomach to relieve it. so.
But the hand was still held by Xiao Ci, and he tried to struggle again but couldn't break free, and his legs were also clamped.
Damn, I underestimated him before and thought he was just a pretty trash.
Besides, Xiao Ci's lung capacity is too big, how could he kiss for so long? Before Jiang Haoye died from being kissed, he turned his face away and gasped and said, "You...don't kiss, didn't you want to kiss last time?" Lick. My diao? You can lick it now!" To do this, the pants must be unbuttoned with his hands, and when Xiao Ci makes a move, he can pull his hands away to touch Xiao Ci's head.
Jiang Haoye, who was proud of his perfect plan, didn't notice that Xiao Ci's body froze at the moment, and his ice face was blushing a little more.
Sure enough, Xiao Ci let go of one hand and stretched down to unzip Jiang Haoye's pants, but his head was still buried in Jiang Haoye's neck.
Jiang Haoye withdrew his right hand, resisting the urge to punch Xiao Ci, stretched it out to Xiao Ci's head and began to touch it lightly.
Xiao Ci seemed to be stunned for a moment, and stopped picking Jiang Haoye's pants.
"Fuck, this trick is so effective, don't move, I'll touch your head." Jiang Haoye saw that the effect was amazing, and seeing Xiao Ci also let go of his other hand, he simply pulled it out, both hands Holding Xiao Ci who was pressing on her body, slowly patted his head.
Xiao Ci really calmed down, but Jiang Haoye found that the bastard fell asleep.
Jiang Haoye yelled a few times but didn't respond, and the quack doctor didn't say it would have such an effect.
And Jiang Haoye was so tormented by Xiao Ci just now, he didn't have the strength to carry Xiao Ci back to his bed, because Jiang Haoye was sleepy, his eyelids fought and he fell asleep.
The two slept until dawn with Xiao Ci holding Jiang Haoye down.
When Jiang Haoye woke up, Xiao Ci was no longer on his bed. He rubbed his eyes, and when he was about to get up, he felt sore all over his body. Only then did he remember that he was pressed down by Xiao Ci to sleep last night. Sore? !
And the person who had been stressing himself all night was brushing his teeth on the sink.
Jiang Haoye yawned and walked over, pretending to be nonchalant and asked, "Did you sleep well last night?"
Xiao Ci turned his face away, there were white toothpaste bubbles around his mouth, "Huh?"
"You don't remember again? You got sick again last night." Jiang Haoye was almost irritated, and said in a bad tone: "You should be on my bed when you wake up? It's impossible to not be suspicious, right?"
Xiao Ci was stunned for a moment, then took a sip of water to rinse his mouth, and said, "I woke up on the ground, I thought I was sleepwalking." After speaking, Xiao Ci glanced at Jiang Haoye, and said: "I What did you do again?"
"..." If he woke up on the ground, then why did Jiang Haoye's whole body ache when he got up, although it might be because he felt that Xiao Ci was too heavy in the middle of sleep and kicked him out of bed.
Jiang Haoye scratched his hair with his hands, and said, "It's nothing, I was just kissed by you a few times." Although it was nothing, Jiang Haoye's tone of gnashing his teeth was still noticeable.
Xiao Ci suddenly asked out of tune, "Is this your first kiss?"
"...You are sick." Jiang Haoye broke out in a cold sweat. This person's brain circuit was definitely not normal, and then he shrugged and said: "Let me go after washing, I have to brush my teeth and wash my face."
"En." Xiao Ci responded, and after finishing speaking, he gave up Jiang Haoye's seat in despair, and said, "Your pants are not zipped properly."
Jiang Haoye: "..."
That bastard left after saying this, leaving Jiang Haoye to stretch out his hand to pull his pants chain in embarrassment, damn it, he didn't even think about who did it!And Xiao Ci didn't even say thank you, and didn't ask about the specific situation of last night, which made Jiang Haoye's words seem hypocritical.
There was a professional class after ten o'clock in the morning. Because he didn't sleep well last night, Jiang Haoye happened to catch up on sleep in class. He slept until the end of class and didn't wake up. Pushed Jiang Haoye.
Jiang Haoye was a little dissatisfied after waking up, and glared at Xiao Ci viciously. From the eyes of others, this meant that the boss of the underworld was bullying the obedient student bullying the school grass. Afraid of the intimidation of the underworld, but to face the response - follow the underworld boss's buttocks to the cafeteria to eat.
Because it was just after class, the canteen was full of people, but Jiang Haoye's road was very smooth, no one dared to jump in line in front of him, but fortunately, this gangster brother obeyed the canteen discipline and waited in line obediently.
It's a pity that no matter how majestic the big brother is, there is a time when Jiang Haoye is about to swipe his meal card after cooking. After searching his whole body, he finds that he forgot to bring the meal card. , the gloomy hostility on his face was particularly heavy, and everyone around him felt that something was wrong, and they had an intuition that the canteen would be destroyed like in the TV series.
It's a pity that life is not like a play. Just when the aunt in the canteen wanted to say, "Why don't you forget about this meal and go", the man behind Jiang Haoye who looks like a fairy stretched out his meal card to help Jiang Haoye. Ye paid for the meal.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, even Jiang Haoye did not frown.
Jiang Haoye said to Xiao Ci: "Thank you."
Then the two sat down to eat at their usual place, Jiang Haoye said: "I will pay you back on WeChat later, add a WeChat."
Xiao Ci nodded and said, "Yes." He took out his mobile phone and asked Jiang Haoye to scan the QR code to add friends.
After Jiang Haoye added it, he transferred the money and said, "Damn it, if the canteen could scan the QR code to pay, I wouldn't be so embarrassing just now."
"No embarrassment." Xiao Ci lowered his head and pressed his phone, accepting Jiang Haoye's transfer.
Jiang Haoye rolled his eyes at Xiao Ci, and said, "You are a brave person who sees righteousness, so of course you are not embarrassed."
Xiao Ci opened his mouth, but stopped talking.
Because he looked up and saw Qi Chao, the vice president of the sophomore basketball club, walking towards them.
Qi Chao came here uninvited, sat down beside Jiang Haoye familiarly, smiled and said to Jiang Haoye, "What a coincidence, just as I was about to go find you, I saw you eating. "
Jiang Haoye said in a tone of impatience: "I said why you are so haunted, didn't I clearly reject it?"
Qi Chao found that Xiao Ci was also there, looked at Xiao Ci, and then said to Jiang Haoye: "Nonsense, you promised me clearly last time, but it was messed up by a phone call."
"Damn, what is a phone call, that's my wife—" Jiang Haoye didn't finish, but was interrupted by Xiao Ci who was sitting opposite.
Xiao Ci said with a hint of displeasure, "I'm full."
After speaking, he picked up the dinner plate and left, leaving Jiang Haoye and Qi Chao in a daze.
"Why is this handsome guy so angry? Who messed with him?" Qi Chao spoke first.
Jiang Haoye said embarrassingly: "You must have scared him, he is a new school girl, be careful of being attacked by his fans."
Qi Chao retorted: "Fart, if you want to scare people, your face is more scary!"
Jiang Haoye: "...Mom, why can't I scare you away?"
Qi Chao: "Because I have something to ask of you."
Jiang Haoye: "...you are shameless."
The two have never seen each other before, and now they can eat at the same table, and they are talking and laughing. It can only be said that the world is big and full of surprises.
But the two of them didn't realize that there was someone who had been observing their every move and gnashed their teeth.
In the evening, Jiang Haoye came out shirtless after taking a shower. Xiao Ci saw that his body was obviously stiff. They're not together, and they don't look very well, with an upgraded version of ice cube face. Could it be that this kid is broken in love?
He thought it was very possible, but Jiang Haoye didn't bother to ask.
After nine o'clock in the evening, neither of them exchanged a word, not even their own daughter-in-law Xiaoci sent a word.
Jiang Haoye thought of Xiaoci's suspicious behavior on the edge of Hongxing's affair last night, it was unforgivable, and decided to ignore her for a day.
But today, he slept too much, so Jiang Haoye wasn't sleepy at all. He was thinking about asking his younger brothers to play games with him, but he received a WeChat message from Qi Chao.
Qi Chao: "By the way, if you don't want to join the basketball club, you can let your roommate join the club."
Jiang Haoye: "?"
Jiang Haoye: "It seems that you don't have to do with me, do you?"
Qi Chao: "I just don't want to force others to be difficult, go and ask, he is so tall, he can definitely fight."
Jiang Haoye: "Okay, if he joins the club, don't bother me anymore."
Qi Chao: "Deal!"
The two reached an agreement. Jiang Haoye was thinking of opening his mouth to ask Xiao Ci who was playing with his mobile phone on the opposite side, but he forcibly held back, remembering the WeChat that he added at noon today, and decided to solve this problem on WeChat, so he clicked on Xiao Ci's WeChat , type in the message box.
Jiang Haoye: "In?"
As soon as the message was sent, there was no Wechat notification on the other side. It is estimated that there was no sound when the earphones were plugged in. I saw Xiao Ci skillfully pressing on the phone screen. After a while, Jiang Haoye received Xiao Ci's reply on WeChat.
Xiao Ci: "Yes, what's wrong with my husband?"
Jiang Haoye: "..."
Jiang Haoye: "?"
Sure enough, it was that little bastard Xiao Ci.
The expression on that ice cube face was a little more lively than usual, Jiang Haoye asked uncertainly: "What the hell are you sick again?!"
Having said that, Xiao Ci's pupils shrank slightly, and a word popped out of his mouth, "Meow."
"..." It's really sick, but this meow, why is it stiffer and colder than the last time it happened, as if it was forced to cry out.
But why did it happen? Could it be that when Xiao Ci got up to go to the bathroom, he heard the screams of the school's stray cats?
Don't allow Jiang Haoye to think too much, Xiao Ci rushed forward, and kissed Jiang Haoye's lips again, the scorching breath hit Jiang Haoye's face, this time the kiss was different from the one just now, it was a little rushed , Xiao Ci even boldly sticks out his tongue into Jiang Haoye's mouth.
"Mmmmmmmmmmm!" Jiang Haoye couldn't resist being kissed, unexpectedly, Xiao Ci had already pinned him down with his hands in the confusion, and he couldn't move. This is not a situation where a male cat is in heat, it is simply a forced kiss!
Xiao Ci had already rolled Jiang Haoye's tongue into his mouth to suck. Sucking, the sticky sound made by the intertwining of tongue and lips and teeth was quite embarrassing, even the little broken bed made a sound in conjunction, making it Jiang Haoye's face turned red for a while, and as his anger level rose, Jiang Haoye grabbed the bed sheet with his hands, and then kicked Xiao Ci away forcefully.
"Damn it, your bad kissing skills are about to kill me!" After finishing speaking, she took a deep breath, and said while panting, "But why are you different this time from last time, don't lick... Hands, licks, and feet don’t keep screaming?”
Jiang Haoye's tongue was numb from Xiao Ci's suction just now, and he couldn't help smacking his lips.
But Xiao Ci didn't seem to hear him, and leaned over Jiang Haoye with the weak light of the mobile phone, and accurately sucked the tip of Jiang Haoye's tongue that just smacked his lips.
"Hmmmmmmmmmm!" Jiang Haoye resisted vigorously, but what shocked him was that Xiao Ci, a bastard, was stronger than him, and he couldn't even struggle to open his hands.
After being kissed by Xiao Ci for a while, Jiang Haoye remembered that Dr. Lu said that if the disease recurs again, he can touch Xiao Ci's head or stomach to relieve it. so.
But the hand was still held by Xiao Ci, and he tried to struggle again but couldn't break free, and his legs were also clamped.
Damn, I underestimated him before and thought he was just a pretty trash.
Besides, Xiao Ci's lung capacity is too big, how could he kiss for so long? Before Jiang Haoye died from being kissed, he turned his face away and gasped and said, "You...don't kiss, didn't you want to kiss last time?" Lick. My diao? You can lick it now!" To do this, the pants must be unbuttoned with his hands, and when Xiao Ci makes a move, he can pull his hands away to touch Xiao Ci's head.
Jiang Haoye, who was proud of his perfect plan, didn't notice that Xiao Ci's body froze at the moment, and his ice face was blushing a little more.
Sure enough, Xiao Ci let go of one hand and stretched down to unzip Jiang Haoye's pants, but his head was still buried in Jiang Haoye's neck.
Jiang Haoye withdrew his right hand, resisting the urge to punch Xiao Ci, stretched it out to Xiao Ci's head and began to touch it lightly.
Xiao Ci seemed to be stunned for a moment, and stopped picking Jiang Haoye's pants.
"Fuck, this trick is so effective, don't move, I'll touch your head." Jiang Haoye saw that the effect was amazing, and seeing Xiao Ci also let go of his other hand, he simply pulled it out, both hands Holding Xiao Ci who was pressing on her body, slowly patted his head.
Xiao Ci really calmed down, but Jiang Haoye found that the bastard fell asleep.
Jiang Haoye yelled a few times but didn't respond, and the quack doctor didn't say it would have such an effect.
And Jiang Haoye was so tormented by Xiao Ci just now, he didn't have the strength to carry Xiao Ci back to his bed, because Jiang Haoye was sleepy, his eyelids fought and he fell asleep.
The two slept until dawn with Xiao Ci holding Jiang Haoye down.
When Jiang Haoye woke up, Xiao Ci was no longer on his bed. He rubbed his eyes, and when he was about to get up, he felt sore all over his body. Only then did he remember that he was pressed down by Xiao Ci to sleep last night. Sore? !
And the person who had been stressing himself all night was brushing his teeth on the sink.
Jiang Haoye yawned and walked over, pretending to be nonchalant and asked, "Did you sleep well last night?"
Xiao Ci turned his face away, there were white toothpaste bubbles around his mouth, "Huh?"
"You don't remember again? You got sick again last night." Jiang Haoye was almost irritated, and said in a bad tone: "You should be on my bed when you wake up? It's impossible to not be suspicious, right?"
Xiao Ci was stunned for a moment, then took a sip of water to rinse his mouth, and said, "I woke up on the ground, I thought I was sleepwalking." After speaking, Xiao Ci glanced at Jiang Haoye, and said: "I What did you do again?"
"..." If he woke up on the ground, then why did Jiang Haoye's whole body ache when he got up, although it might be because he felt that Xiao Ci was too heavy in the middle of sleep and kicked him out of bed.
Jiang Haoye scratched his hair with his hands, and said, "It's nothing, I was just kissed by you a few times." Although it was nothing, Jiang Haoye's tone of gnashing his teeth was still noticeable.
Xiao Ci suddenly asked out of tune, "Is this your first kiss?"
"...You are sick." Jiang Haoye broke out in a cold sweat. This person's brain circuit was definitely not normal, and then he shrugged and said: "Let me go after washing, I have to brush my teeth and wash my face."
"En." Xiao Ci responded, and after finishing speaking, he gave up Jiang Haoye's seat in despair, and said, "Your pants are not zipped properly."
Jiang Haoye: "..."
That bastard left after saying this, leaving Jiang Haoye to stretch out his hand to pull his pants chain in embarrassment, damn it, he didn't even think about who did it!And Xiao Ci didn't even say thank you, and didn't ask about the specific situation of last night, which made Jiang Haoye's words seem hypocritical.
There was a professional class after ten o'clock in the morning. Because he didn't sleep well last night, Jiang Haoye happened to catch up on sleep in class. He slept until the end of class and didn't wake up. Pushed Jiang Haoye.
Jiang Haoye was a little dissatisfied after waking up, and glared at Xiao Ci viciously. From the eyes of others, this meant that the boss of the underworld was bullying the obedient student bullying the school grass. Afraid of the intimidation of the underworld, but to face the response - follow the underworld boss's buttocks to the cafeteria to eat.
Because it was just after class, the canteen was full of people, but Jiang Haoye's road was very smooth, no one dared to jump in line in front of him, but fortunately, this gangster brother obeyed the canteen discipline and waited in line obediently.
It's a pity that no matter how majestic the big brother is, there is a time when Jiang Haoye is about to swipe his meal card after cooking. After searching his whole body, he finds that he forgot to bring the meal card. , the gloomy hostility on his face was particularly heavy, and everyone around him felt that something was wrong, and they had an intuition that the canteen would be destroyed like in the TV series.
It's a pity that life is not like a play. Just when the aunt in the canteen wanted to say, "Why don't you forget about this meal and go", the man behind Jiang Haoye who looks like a fairy stretched out his meal card to help Jiang Haoye. Ye paid for the meal.
Everyone breathed a sigh of relief, even Jiang Haoye did not frown.
Jiang Haoye said to Xiao Ci: "Thank you."
Then the two sat down to eat at their usual place, Jiang Haoye said: "I will pay you back on WeChat later, add a WeChat."
Xiao Ci nodded and said, "Yes." He took out his mobile phone and asked Jiang Haoye to scan the QR code to add friends.
After Jiang Haoye added it, he transferred the money and said, "Damn it, if the canteen could scan the QR code to pay, I wouldn't be so embarrassing just now."
"No embarrassment." Xiao Ci lowered his head and pressed his phone, accepting Jiang Haoye's transfer.
Jiang Haoye rolled his eyes at Xiao Ci, and said, "You are a brave person who sees righteousness, so of course you are not embarrassed."
Xiao Ci opened his mouth, but stopped talking.
Because he looked up and saw Qi Chao, the vice president of the sophomore basketball club, walking towards them.
Qi Chao came here uninvited, sat down beside Jiang Haoye familiarly, smiled and said to Jiang Haoye, "What a coincidence, just as I was about to go find you, I saw you eating. "
Jiang Haoye said in a tone of impatience: "I said why you are so haunted, didn't I clearly reject it?"
Qi Chao found that Xiao Ci was also there, looked at Xiao Ci, and then said to Jiang Haoye: "Nonsense, you promised me clearly last time, but it was messed up by a phone call."
"Damn, what is a phone call, that's my wife—" Jiang Haoye didn't finish, but was interrupted by Xiao Ci who was sitting opposite.
Xiao Ci said with a hint of displeasure, "I'm full."
After speaking, he picked up the dinner plate and left, leaving Jiang Haoye and Qi Chao in a daze.
"Why is this handsome guy so angry? Who messed with him?" Qi Chao spoke first.
Jiang Haoye said embarrassingly: "You must have scared him, he is a new school girl, be careful of being attacked by his fans."
Qi Chao retorted: "Fart, if you want to scare people, your face is more scary!"
Jiang Haoye: "...Mom, why can't I scare you away?"
Qi Chao: "Because I have something to ask of you."
Jiang Haoye: "...you are shameless."
The two have never seen each other before, and now they can eat at the same table, and they are talking and laughing. It can only be said that the world is big and full of surprises.
But the two of them didn't realize that there was someone who had been observing their every move and gnashed their teeth.
In the evening, Jiang Haoye came out shirtless after taking a shower. Xiao Ci saw that his body was obviously stiff. They're not together, and they don't look very well, with an upgraded version of ice cube face. Could it be that this kid is broken in love?
He thought it was very possible, but Jiang Haoye didn't bother to ask.
After nine o'clock in the evening, neither of them exchanged a word, not even their own daughter-in-law Xiaoci sent a word.
Jiang Haoye thought of Xiaoci's suspicious behavior on the edge of Hongxing's affair last night, it was unforgivable, and decided to ignore her for a day.
But today, he slept too much, so Jiang Haoye wasn't sleepy at all. He was thinking about asking his younger brothers to play games with him, but he received a WeChat message from Qi Chao.
Qi Chao: "By the way, if you don't want to join the basketball club, you can let your roommate join the club."
Jiang Haoye: "?"
Jiang Haoye: "It seems that you don't have to do with me, do you?"
Qi Chao: "I just don't want to force others to be difficult, go and ask, he is so tall, he can definitely fight."
Jiang Haoye: "Okay, if he joins the club, don't bother me anymore."
Qi Chao: "Deal!"
The two reached an agreement. Jiang Haoye was thinking of opening his mouth to ask Xiao Ci who was playing with his mobile phone on the opposite side, but he forcibly held back, remembering the WeChat that he added at noon today, and decided to solve this problem on WeChat, so he clicked on Xiao Ci's WeChat , type in the message box.
Jiang Haoye: "In?"
As soon as the message was sent, there was no Wechat notification on the other side. It is estimated that there was no sound when the earphones were plugged in. I saw Xiao Ci skillfully pressing on the phone screen. After a while, Jiang Haoye received Xiao Ci's reply on WeChat.
Xiao Ci: "Yes, what's wrong with my husband?"
Jiang Haoye: "..."
Jiang Haoye: "?"
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