Cognitive impairment

"..." Jiang Haoye raised his face from the phone to look at Xiao Ci, as if he was not sure if he heard it right, and said in a bad tone: "Huh?"

When Jiang Haoye looked at Xiao Ci like this, he suddenly became a little stiff, "Forget it, it's okay."

After speaking, he moved away and opened a little distance.

Jiang Haoye said angrily: "Cao, if I heard correctly, are you asking if I kissed you?"

Xiao Ci opened his mouth slightly, but nodded without looking at Jiang Haoye, "Yeah."

Jiang Haoye sneered: "Of course I didn't kiss."

After saying this, Xiao Ci's face became more depressed.

"But—" Jiang Haoye paused, leaned close to Xiao Ci's ear and lowered his voice, "You almost bit my asshole!"

Xiao Ci: "..."

"That's why I knocked you out." Jiang Haoye gritted his teeth.

Xiao Ci: "I'm sorry."

Jiang Haoye was stunned for a moment: "It's okay, it's not easy for you, I usually thought you were sick when I saw you wearing earphones every day, but I didn't expect you to be sick."

Xiao Ci: "..."

Jiang Haoye: "Isn't that right?"

Xiao Ci ignored him, looking out the car window, as if he wanted to avoid this topic.

Seeing him like this, Jiang Haoye didn't make fun of himself, he continued to chat on his mobile phone, and told Xiao Ci about what happened last night, of course it was a cut version.

After the car drove to the school, Jiang Haoye said that he was thirsty and wanted to buy a cup of milk tea from the milk tea shop next to the school. Xiao Ci said that he was a treat. In order to apologize and thank him, Jiang Haoye glanced at the bandage on Xiao Ci's head, thinking a little bit. Laughed, but held back.

Looking at the menu of the milk tea shop, he must want to order his favorite strawberry flavored milk tea, but Xiao Ci is by the side, he can't let others see his girly side, forget it, bear it, and poke a signature fruit tea After placing an order, I got a call from the boss after ordering. It was Jiang Haoye's mother.

Jiang Haoye and Xiao Ci motioned with their eyes to answer the phone and asked Xiao Ci to wait.

Xiao Ci nodded, then glanced at the menu, and ordered a cup of strawberry pudding milk tea.

After Jiang Haoye finished listening to his mother's long-winded meal, Xiao Ci already had milk tea in his hand, waiting for him there.

Jiang Haoye walked over and reached out to get the cup of fruit tea, but Xiao Ci handed the strawberry pudding milk tea to Jiang Haoye.

Jiang Haoye: "..."

What is Xiao Ci doing?Seduce yourself?

No, you must not let him see that you like strawberries!He is a big brother with a group of younger brothers, a villain who can scare people with his eyes, and a peerless school bully who is famous for fighting. How can he be someone who likes things like pink? !

Thinking of this, Jiang Haoye reached out his hand decisively - took the strawberry pudding milk tea, and immediately inserted the straw into it with some joy, and drank it contentedly.

Really fragrant!

Fortunately, Xiao Ci looked at him quite normally, and didn't see Jiang Haoye's small thoughts, but——

Why does Xiaoci's eyes seem to have some doting?

……

Phew, this is an illusion.

The two returned to the dormitory silently one after the other, just in time for the dormitory aunt's rounds.

Jiang Haoye went to take a shower first, and after taking a shower, seeing Xiao Ci was still playing with his phone with his earphones on like that, he asked, "Aren't your earphones broken? Wouldn't it be uncomfortable to wear them like this?"

Xiao Ci was stunned for a moment, "... I'm used to it."

Jiang Haoye smiled and said, "Hurry up and take a shower and go to sleep, don't wait for the stray cats to bark in the middle of the night, what if you get sick again." After speaking, he took the dirty clothes to the self-service washing machine at the entrance of the corridor to wash .

After returning to the dormitory, seeing that Xiao Ci had gone to the bathroom to take a shower, he picked up his mobile phone to see if Xiaoci had replied.

At first glance, there are actually 6 messages.

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Then your roommate is very pitiful. Husband, you should take care of him more."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "This kind of person is usually very lacking in love, you should give him some of your love for me."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "I won't be jealous."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Don't bother with that Qi Chao, I get annoyed just looking at him."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Honey, I really want to kiss you."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "When we meet, I will kiss you faintly."

Jiang Haoye noticed that Xiaoci was getting more and more bold - could it be that he met an online dating expert?But what the hell is giving Xiaoci his love for Xiaoci?

How can I love a guy so much.

However, Jiang Haoye didn't care much about Xiaoci asking him to care about his roommate, and replied to the message box.

Ye: "Then you meet me quickly, then you will know who kissed who fainted."

After sending, Jiang Haoye lay on the bed regardless of his wet hair, feeling drowsy, and soon fell asleep.

But after a while, he was shaken awake, and when he opened his eyes, he saw Xiao Ci leaning forward and saying, "Your clothes haven't been taken back yet."

Jiang Haoye was stunned for a moment, a little dazed, Xiao Ci had just finished taking a bath, and his body was full of fragrance, and the water droplets from his hair were still dripping onto Jiang Haoye's mouth.

Jiang Haoye responded, "Oh."

After getting up, Xiao Ci said again: "Also, if you sleep without drying your hair, it's not good for your health."

Jiang Haoye touched his wet hair and said, "It's not because you tired me from tossing me today that you accidentally fell asleep."

Xiao Ci: "..."

After this night's incident, the relationship between the two seems to have gotten better, but Xiao Ci is still that cold, dead-faced school bully, and Jiang Haoye is still the villainous-faced school bully who runs away when others see him.

It's just that the two have changed from being unable to speak ten sentences a week to being able to speak ten sentences a day.

On the weekend, Jiang Haoye didn't go out for a walk, and chose to stay in the dormitory to spend a boring day, but Xiao Ci went out at eight o'clock in the morning and didn't come back until three o'clock in the afternoon.

When he came back, Jiang Haoye was clapping his legs on the keyboard frantically in his shorts, swearing profanely, Xiao Ci could tell he must be playing PlayerUnknown's Battlegrounds again.

Just when Jiang Haoye was clamoring to stop playing, Xiao Ci walked up, holding a bouquet of pink roses in his right hand, and an oversized pink Hello Kitty doll in his left.

Jiang Haoye looked at Xiao Ci in front of him with doubts in his eyes.

"Why?" Jiang Haoye asked, but his gaze shifted from Xiao Ci's face to Huahe doll.

Xiao Ci said unhurriedly: "You helped me that day, this is a thank you gift."

Jiang Haoye: "..."

Is there a thank you gift for flowers and dolls?And it’s all super girly pink? !

If Jiang Haoye hadn't clearly known that he was a man, he would have thought that Xiao Ci was chasing him!

Jiang Haoye was a little angry, he was about to explode, what is Xiao Ci doing, treating himself as a girl?

Jiang Haoye glared at Xiao Ci angrily and said, "Do you have eyesight? How could a man like me like such a fan? I am a pure man, what do you think of me as a little bastard?" , What kind of thank you gift is this, this kind of thing is given to me--" I don't even want to finish, but Jiang Haoye honestly took the flowers and embraced the doll.

Jiang Haoye smelled the roses with a happy face, they were so sweet.

Xiao Ci seemed to think this was normal, took out his phone and said, "Let me take a photo for you."

The happy Jiang Xiaoba, immersed in the sea of ​​pink flowers, quickly posed for the photo without thinking about why he wanted to take a photo, and asked Xiao Ci to take a photo.

One is Jiang Haoye holding a rose and smiling brightly, the other is holding a doll with a nympho face.

When Jiang Haoye came back to his senses, Xiao Ci was already reading a book in his hands, looking like a serious student.

"Damn it, why did you take a picture just now?" Jiang Haoye asked anxiously.

"..." Xiao Ci said, "It's been an hour since I finished filming. I'm used to giving people things and taking pictures to commemorate them. I won't send them out."

Jiang Haoye hesitated and said: "Oh, then don't talk nonsense."

Xiao Ci raised his eyes and looked at Jiang Haoye suspiciously: "What nonsense are you talking about?"

Jiang Haoye furiously said: "Say I accepted your gift! If you give a big gold chain cigarette or something, then you can say whatever you want, and you have to keep it secret!"

"You don't like it?" Xiao Ci asked, with a harmless look on his face.

Jiang Haoye said with a flustered expression: "...There's nothing I like, just, it's just a thank you gift, so I reluctantly accept it."

After receiving a gift that he reluctantly likes, Xiao Ci's favorability will be +1.

That night Jiang Haoye chatted with Xiaoci, and found that Xiaoci mentioned her roommate more and more often, often asking how he and his roommate were doing, and whether his impression of his roommate had changed for the better.

It made Jiang Haoye wonder for the first time whether his girlfriend was on the verge of cheating.

Ye: "I'm not happy that you keep mentioning him."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Why? You hate him?"

Ye: "No."

Ye: "I think you care too much about him!"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "..."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Husband, you are wrong. I just think that you and your roommate should be good friends and communicate more."

Ye: "Why do I have to be friends with him? Does he look like my friend? Or does he exude the aura of being my good friend, Jiang Haoye?"

Ye: "Anyway, I don't like you mentioning him!"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Okay, then I won't talk about him."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Honey, good night, okay?"

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Ye: "If you don't mention him now, you will have nothing to talk to me?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "In the future, when we meet, there will be plenty of topics to talk about. Husband, go to bed quickly, go to bed early and wake up early to be in good spirits, mua~"

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Ye: "You were not like this before, you pestered me every day to chat all night."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "...I didn't live in the house before, but now I have a roommate, so I'm afraid it will affect others."

Ye: "Okay, I'm going to sleep."

After Jiang Haoye put down his phone, he turned around on the bed, facing the wall, not wanting to sleep in front of Xiao Ci's face that his girlfriend kept mentioning just now.

Xiao Ci has really changed. Since she went to university and lived in the dormitory, she has become more and more indifferent to herself, and she always disappears in the middle of the conversation, or wakes herself up early to sleep.

Sighing, the more he thought about it, the more sad he became. Thinking about him, the majestic Jiang bully, would actually worry about a woman. past.

I also had a dream. In the dream, Jiang Haoye saw a beautiful figure with fluttering long hair. He was about to go up to confirm whether the person was Xiaoci, but someone blindfolded his eyes with a black cloth from behind, so he couldn't see anything. , Jiang Haoye stretched out his hand to grope around, bumped and bumped, and finally bumped into a broad embrace. The man held his face and kept touching it with his hands, and even rubbed his cheek against his face. Jiang Haoye thought He opened his mouth to ask who it was, but that person blocked himself with his mouth.

Jiang Haoye was stunned for a moment, because the kiss was so realistic that Jiang Haoye woke up from his dream instantly.

As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw a person's face pressed down. The person didn't seem to realize that he had woken up. He moved his mouth closer, as if he was afraid of waking him up, and gently sucked Jiang Haoye's lips. He took a bite, and then seemed to feel that he was not enjoying himself enough, so he stretched out his tongue and licked his upper lip, then kissed his lower lip with his mouth, and bit it lightly with his teeth.

With such behavior, Jiang Haoye's drowsiness was immediately frightened away, and he said in shock: "...Xiao, Xiao Ci?"