Cognitive impairment

This scene was too gag and that v, causing Jiang Haoye to kick Xiao Ci away without even thinking about it, and Xiao Ci, who was still enjoying himself, was very dissatisfied with the sudden push away.

Xiao Ci's voice was hoarse and impatient: "Meow~meow!"

Jiang Haoye: "?"

This Xiao Ci is messed up, the behavior just now is the same as that of a male cat in heat, and now he just meows like a cat?Could it be because he sang the song "Learn to Meow" by himself just now?

Not allowing Jiang Haoye to think too much, Xiao Ci jumped up again, this time he was really thrown to the ground, Jiang Haoye was still in pain when he fell, and this time the little bastard was going to tear Jiang Haoye straight away Pants.This behavior directly angered Jiang Haoye, "Cao you uncle! Xiao Ci, are you fucking crazy?! Don't flirt with your mother, okay, I am not a woman, I am your uncle!"

But Xiao Ci, who seemed to be "poisoned", couldn't listen, the desire in his eyes became stronger and stronger, panting, he took Jiang Haoye's thing out of his underwear smoothly, and kept shouting excitedly: " Meow~ Meow!"

It's so old-fashioned, Jiang Haoye almost suspected that it wasn't Xiao Ci himself, but was possessed by a cat demon. Just when Xiao Ci was about to put Jiang Haoye's thing in his mouth, Jiang Haoye picked up the The chair smashed towards Xiao Ci's head.

With this smash, Xiao Ci closed his eyes and passed out.

Jiang Haoye put on his trousers, and muttered bitterly: "Meow your head! Smelly rascal!"

What should he do when he faints? Jiang Haoye thinks that he should deal with the aftermath and find a good place to bury him.

It's a joke of course.

Jiang Haoye was a duplicity-faced, kind-hearted "good old man", so he hailed a taxi, half-carrying Xiao Ci on his shoulders, and transported him to the city hospital.

After briefly describing the symptoms, he was sent to the psychiatric department.

Jiang Haoye thought to himself, guess Xiao Ci is under too much mental pressure from studying, which caused Xiao Xueba to become mentally ill?It's scary to think about it, and it's better to read less books in the future.

After Jiang Haoye sat on the edge of the hospital bed and described the uncut version of his illness to Dr. Lu, who looked like an old KFC man, Xiao Ci, who was dangling from the water, moved his fingers, just in time to touch Jiang who was sitting next to him. Haoye's ass.

Because Jiang Haoye had been harassed by Xiao Ci, he was extremely resistant to this kind of indistinguishable touch at this moment, so he stood up quickly.

Confirmed that Xiao Ci still didn't seem to wake up, but saw his ugly face sobbed.

"He has intermittent cognitive impairment." Dr. Lu said this sentence after thinking about Xiao Ci's symptoms.

Jiang Haoye: "What kind of disease is that?"

Dr. Lu: "It's hard to say the specifics. I have to ask him some questions when he wakes up. This kind of case is very rare, and the common ones are only gender-ambiguous cognitive impairment. It's hard to see someone who thinks he's a cat."

Jiang Haoye: "That is to say, he really thought he was a cat?!"

Dr. Lu: "Yes, but from your description that he is usually quite normal, it is probably because of some kind of opportunity that caused him to get sick. This kind of disease is difficult to cure, and it is often the patient's own psychological barrier. He can survive his own stage. , then the disease can be cured.”

Jiang Haoye suddenly said angrily: "Damn it, then he just treated me as a kitten?! He must be sick, he thinks he is a male cat, shouldn't he have sex with a female cat?!"

Dr. Lu coughed and said, "Well, I was also surprised about this just now. He thought he was a male cat, and he would only find heat with female cats, unless..."

Jiang Haoye was stunned for a moment: "Unless what?"

Dr. Lu's old face is a bit broken, but this kind of thing is much more acceptable to a psychiatrist like them, so he said: "Unless he likes you, it is unlikely that he will be in heat with you."

Jiang Haoye: "..."

The quack doctor said a hammer, Jiang Haoye retorted: "Damn, how could it be possible, he must be sick, it's a mistake."

Dr. Lu didn't want to worry about this issue. He only cared about when the patient would wake up. After all, this rare case made Dr. Lu very interested.

But the young man in front of him was too hard on the patient, and he hasn't woken up yet.

Seeing that the doctor didn't answer him, Jiang Haoye didn't bother to ask any more, picked up his phone and checked the time, wondering if he should take a leave of absence from the dormitory aunt, otherwise it would be even more troublesome if he couldn't go back at the appointed time.

Jiang Haoye, who was struggling, found that Xiao Ci seemed to have woken up, and saw that he had opened those beautiful peach blossom eyes, but he looked like he had just woken up, and his eyes were a little dull.

Jiang Haoye said to Xiao Ci: "You are awake."

Xiao Ci was a little unclear, so he didn't know how he came to the hospital, but he only remembered that he was in the dormitory before he lost consciousness, listening to Jiang Haoye singing.

"This is me..." Xiao Ci's voice has returned to a normal low pitch, not as lively as a cat meowing just now.

Just as Jiang Haoye was about to reply, he was interrupted by Dr. Lu, who said, "You just got sick, intermittent cognitive impairment."

Hearing this sentence, Xiao Ci opened his mouth, his expression was extremely unnatural, and he hesitated to speak.

Seeing that Xiao Ci didn't reply, Jiang Haoye who was at the side said, "You probably don't remember?"

"Don't interrupt, or you can show me the case, and I'll study it." Dr. Lu said a little impatiently, the disease interested him too much, and he couldn't wait to read the case report.

Xiao Ci rolled his eyes, as if looking for something, he looked up at Jiang Haoye, and asked, "Where is my cell phone?"

Jiang Haoye reacted quickly when he heard this sentence. He fished out Xiao Ci's cell phone from his messenger bag and handed it to him, including the connected headphone cable.

Just when he was in a hurry to go out, Jiang Haoye basically stuffed his mobile phone and his key wallet and went out.

Xiao Ci pressed a few times with his mobile phone, and handed the photo of the case to Dr. Lu, and Dr. Lu picked it up and studied it like a chicken blood.

Xiao Ci seemed to have just realized that he had a splitting headache at this time, and touched his forehead that had been simply bandaged, feeling a little puzzled.

Jiang Haoye looked at Xiao Ci's extremely ridiculous actions, and said with a sneer: "I smashed it, who told you to get sick and harass me."

Xiao Ci looked at him a little flustered: "I... what did I do."

Jiang Haoye was a little displeased: "Hmph, you know what you do yourself."

Xiao Ci: "..."

Over there, Dr. Lu suddenly patted his own thigh and said in surprise: "It's strange, your previous case has never been in heat, what's going on this time?"

Xiao Ci was puzzled: "Sent. Love?"

Dr. Lu: "That's right, your classmate said that you just had sex with him, like a male cat, that's why he knocked you out."

Xiao Ci froze for a moment, looked up at Jiang Haoye, opened his mouth, but didn't say a word.

"What do you think I'm doing?" Jiang Haoye stared back at him, "I'm also surprised, being thrown down by an estrous roommate in the middle of the night, even if your heart trembles with fright, why don't you be sent to the hospital Oh, you don't want to hold grudges and I hit you, right? Hey, you were the one who harassed me first."

Xiao Ci immediately explained: "No, thank you."

"The doctor said you have intermittent cognitive impairment, so it should only happen occasionally, right? How can I bear it if you have frequent attacks?" Jiang Haoye immediately asked the most important question.

Xiao Ci pursed his lips, "My disease is that when I hear more than five cat meows, I will attack. I think it is the same kind of cat. After the attack, I will lose consciousness, so I will treat you like that. thing."

Jiang Haoye was quite surprised when he heard it. It turned out that the song he sang had more than five meow characters, which caused Xiao Ci to get sick. Then Xiao Ci was too tired to work. , can be heard everywhere, there are several stray cats in the school.

"Then you usually wear headphones because of this?" Jiang Haoye asked.

Xiao Ci nodded slightly: "Well, my earphones are specially equipped to eliminate cat meowing."

"That's not right." Jiang Haoye paused, and then said, "I remember when I sang that song, you were wearing earphones!"

Xiao Ci's body froze, his pupils contracted slightly, "It just so happens that the earphone cable is broken."

Jiang Haoye suddenly said, "It's time to change, aren't Bluetooth headsets popular now? It's also convenient for you."

Xiao Ci responded: "Yes."

"It's okay, if you don't have the money to buy it, I have plenty, it's pitiful to see your illness." Jiang Haoye was suddenly arrogant, and he was used to the style of a big brother. Anyway, he made a lot of money by working during the summer vacation, so he shouldn't be able to afford a bluetooth headset .

Xiao Ci: "...No, my special earphones are not easy to match, and it will take a while to make one."

Jiang Haoye raised his eyebrows and said, "Damn, it's so troublesome?"

"Of course it's troublesome. This disease is very rare. Basically, no one will make this kind of earphones except for custom-made ones." Dr. Lu intervened in their topic, and said: "However, I have studied it out of curiosity, but the cases are very rare. , I don’t know how to start, I met this time, it’s really God’s help.”

……

This quack is hopeless.

Jiang Haoye asked again: "Then you have studied for so long, if he has an attack next time, is there any good way to stop it? I can't knock him out every time, right? What if I become disabled?"

Dr. Lu rubbed his forehead and said, "I haven't researched this, but I read in the case sheet that it can be relieved by rubbing his head, rubbing his stomach, and giving him dried fish. It usually takes a few minutes. "

Jiang Haoye: "...how is this different from petting a cat?"

Dr. Lu: "Then he thought he was a cat, so we can only deal with him as a cat."

Jiang Haoye was relieved, lowered his head and took out his mobile phone to check the time. It was almost time for the gate control. Seeing that Xiao Ci had woken up, he told the doctor that they should go back to school first, and then come back to see if there is a situation.Dr. Lu wanted to study further, so he said a few more words and explained something. Xiao Ci basically didn't say anything there, but looked at Jiang Haoye with deep eyes.

After a series of procedures were completed, Jiang Haoye called an online car-hailing car with his mobile phone. After the two got in the car, they were silent. Anyway, Jiang Haoye was used to Xiao Ci's aloofness, so he didn't speak, just playing on his own cell phone.Because of Xiao Ci's matter, he also broke the appointment with his younger brothers, so he had to explain it, otherwise, where would his prestige as the boss be unambiguous.

Just as Jiang Haoye was chatting in the WeChat group on his mobile phone, Xiao Ci turned his face and said, "That—"

Without raising his head, Jiang Haoye said, "What?"

Xiao Ci didn't reply, but moved his body, leaned towards Jiang Haoye, leaned down, and lowered his voice next to Jiang Haoye's ear: "When I'm in heat—" Xiao Ci paused , and said: "Did I kiss your mouth?"