Cognitive impairment

But wait, why do Xiao Ci and Xiao Ci sound similar? !

If Xiao Ci hadn't been a man, Jiang Haoye would have had reason to suspect that he was his girlfriend.

Really startled.

Reported on the first day of school, all freshmen are full of curiosity about university life, everyone looks at each other and cheers.

Soon, Xiao Ci stood out from the freshmen, and the girls talked about Xiao Ci as a peerless handsome man, and secretly encouraged each other to ask Xiao Ci's WeChat, QQ and mobile phone three times.

It's a pity that Xiao Da Bingshan didn't say a word, silently rejected all kinds of overtures, and got the title of Bingshan Handsome Man on the first day, and a post was also surprised on the school forum [Pick up the former twelve lieutenant colonel Cao Xiao's speech !Do the alumni think that he is expected to become Yingda's new school grass! 】.

The speed was so amazing that Jiang Haoye was still in a daze.

However, during these days of military training, this newly promoted school grass almost followed Jiang Haoye's ass in and out, which made Jiang Haoye quite critical.

Those who don't know others must think they are good buddies, but Jiang Haoye never talked to Xiao Ci more than double digits during the seven days of military training.

And because of Jiang Haoye's "prominent" appearance, he quickly became famous among the freshmen. Everyone turned around and ran away quickly when they saw him. His legs were chattering, and he was about to yell out the word "big brother".

……

Although Jiang Haoye is used to these things, sometimes he still feels a little bit angrily, is he really that scary? !

Could it be that Xiao Ci always followed him because Jiang Haoye had his own evil spirit, and following his cute girls who were idiots would not disturb him?

It makes sense to think about it.

After finishing the military training, the daily life of the university really started.

Jiang Haoye and Xiao Ci are both in the Department of Physics, and they are also in the same class. It seems that they are destined to be in the same dormitory at the same university as well as the same class in the same department, and they might share the same bed one day.

That last sentence was a joke.

Since that time, Xiaoci has had less and less contact. I wonder if the military training is too exhausting. Every time he urges to meet, Xiaoci will say wait.

This sentence really hurts. After all, the two have been dating online for almost two years. It is helpless for other people to have online dating in different places, and Jiang Haoye's online dating is so close that they can't meet each other. However, I understand Xiaoci's difficulties ——The reality is a little inferior.

In fact, Jiang Haoye had thought that Xiaoci should not look very good, or would be ugly.Otherwise, how can I look up to myself, and often feel inferior.But Jiang Haoye is not a face control, as long as it is Xiaoci, no matter how ugly he is, he can bear it.

Of course, it can't be so ugly that both people and gods are angry!

After a day of class, Jiang Haoye was not surprised to feel that college was super easy, thinking back to the tense state of studying so hard in the third year of high school, it seemed like a lifetime ago.

While recalling the past, that annoying Qi Chao came again.

Ever since the basketball match on the day before school started, Qi Chao asked for Jiang Haoye's WeChat from somewhere, and began to ask Jiang Haoye to join the basketball club day by day in a pyramid scheme.

"I told you not to do it, don't bother me!" Jiang Haoye's tone was impatient, and he waved his hand, trying to stop Qi Chao from speaking.

But Qi Chao said crazily and Amway: "Anyway, you must join a club. This is required by the school. You might as well come to the basketball club. You play so well, so don't waste it."

This kid Qi Chao is really not like the gangster in high school. Not only does he look like a dog, but he is also so eloquent. Jiang Haoye almost agreed with his heart.

Qi Chao also seemed to notice that Jiang Haoye was loose, so he quickly put his hands on his shoulders, leaned into his ear and said, "Have you figured it out? Hurry up and act now! We'll go to the basketball club to fill in the gaps now." Membership form!"

Jiang Haoye did compromise, just when he was about to say yes, the phone rang, and when he opened it, it turned out to be a QQ call, and it belonged to Xiaoci.

Xiao Ci has never sent a voice message to herself, let alone a QQ call.

It inevitably made Jiang Haoye a little nervous, is it finally coming? !

Quickly shook off Qi Chao and said, "Don't bother me, we'll talk about it another day."

After speaking, he ran to the toilet in a hurry, cleared his throat and connected.

Jiang Haoye: "Hello? Xiaoci?"

The voice is a little low on purpose, and it is said that girls like this kind of voice.

Unexpectedly, the other party didn't speak, and hung up after a few seconds.

Jiang Haoye was a little depressed, what was he doing, he opened the message box and coded it.

wild:"……"

Ye: "I thought you finally had the courage."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "I'm sorry, husband!"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "I'm still very nervous. It's rare to have courage today, but I'm still close!"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Honey, who was the person talking to you just now? Why are you so close?"

Ye: "Hey, I will wait for you."

Ye: "Were you by the side just now?!"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Well, but it's gone now."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Who is that man?"

Ye Ye: "It's the one who told you about playing basketball last time. It was because of them that I was repeated in a group fight in high school."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Then don't get too close to him."

Ye: "I don't want to, but he always wants to drag me to the club."

Ye: "By the way, have you joined any clubs?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Not yet, I wanted to meet you, and then I'll see where we are going, so that we can be together every day."

Ye: "Okay! Then I'll wait for you, as long as you don't go to any dance club."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Of course not."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Give me a month, I will definitely come to see you within a month."

Ye: "Okay! I love you!"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Well, I love you too, my husband."

With Xiaoci's promise, Jiang Haoye's mood quickly improved. After eating, he hummed a song all the way back to the dormitory building, but Xiao Ci rarely followed him, and he didn't know where he went.

The answer was soon revealed. When he opened the bedroom door, the first thing he saw was Xiao Ci's handsome face, and he was looking at his phone while wearing earphones.

But Jiang Haoye didn't have time to look at him, he was in a good mood, humming to himself and turned on the computer, ready to have a chicken with his younger brother.

It’s just that those younger brothers haven’t arrived yet. Jiang Haoye turned on the music list while waiting, put on his earphones, and clicked the popular song "Learning to Meow", following the rhythm, Jiang Haoye’s mouth also started to meow. sang.

"Let's meow together, meow meow meow together, act coquettishly in front of you, ouch meow meow meow."

To be honest, this song is very unsuitable for elders like Jiang Haoye to sing. It is estimated that the singing rating app will directly give it one star.

But Jiang Haoye was singing Thief at the moment, and he didn't notice that Xiao Ci standing next to him was very strange at this moment.

Xiao Ci pulled off the earphone cable, his eyes blurred, his cheeks flushed, he stretched out his palm in front of his mouth like a fist, stuck out his tongue and began to lick slowly, licking the back of his hand and palm, scratching his head while licking.

Just like a cat.

The mouth still kept whispering: "Meow ~"

The voice is not as low as usual, but has become very cute.

And when Jiang Haoye found out that Xiao Ci was strange, he saw Xiao Ci sitting on the ground with his shoes and socks off, lifting his long leg with one hand, and sucking his own toes with his mouth. Lick and lick your toes like a cat licks its paws.

Jiang Haoye was dumbfounded, and exclaimed: "You, what are you doing?!"

When Xiao Ci heard this sentence, he stopped his movements, raised his head and glanced at Jiang Haoye. With this look, Xiao Ci's eyes became a little more lustful, and his body began to tremble. He put down his legs and took a step forward. Walking in front of Jiang Haoye, he leaned his arms around Jiang Haoye's waist, lowered his head and gnawed at Jiang Haoye's neck.

Because Xiao Ci came so suddenly, Jiang Haoye was not prepared at all, and was almost thrown to the ground by him. When he reacted, he wanted to refuse, but he found that Xiao Ci had been rubbing against his thigh. Come and go, and, what the hell is it? !

Jiang Haoye: "..."