Cognitive impairment

Jiang Haoye closed the door again with a bang, and shouted angrily at the bathroom door: "Your uncle, you didn't lock the door when you took a shower! Showing off your figure?! You're fucked!"

There was no response from the inside, and after a few minutes, Jiang Haoye got annoyed with waiting, and Xiao Ci came out from the inside, and his clothes were already neatly dressed.

Xiao Ci said, "The lock is broken."

Jiang Haoye replied angrily: "Okay, okay, you just said no just now, it's bothered me for a few minutes, come out quickly after you finish washing, I'm going to wash!"

Xiao Ci replied yes, then walked out of the bathroom and let Jiang Haoye go in to wash.

After Jiang Haoye finished washing, he came out fresh and whistling, threw a handful of dirty clothes into his bucket, and then quickly walked to his bed and sat down, facing the laundryman on the balcony by the window. Xiao Ci asked: "Hey, you didn't bring headphones, did you? Did someone move my bed just now?"

Xiao Ci replied coldly: "No."

Jiang Haoye snorted, could it be that the dormitory aunt saw his messy bed and was obsessive-compulsive to clean it up?

Jiang Haoye, who was puzzled, turned on his phone, and found that there were two new messages on QQ, both from Xiaoci, and immediately opened it excitedly.

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "My husband, I'm sorry, I didn't read the news just now."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Actually, I wanted to give you a surprise, I went directly to your dormitory to find you, but when I got there, you were not there, and I didn't want to come here for nothing. You make the bed, am I virtuous?"

After reading it, Jiang Haoye smirked twice, it turned out that his girlfriend cleaned it up, and with a sweet heart, he said to Xiao Ci who was doing the laundry: "You said no one came, my girlfriend just came to help I've made the bed!" There was actually a hint of showing off in his tone.

Xiao Ci paused over there, and said, "I guess I was taking a shower at the time."

"You're obsessed with cleanliness, you've been washing for so long." After Jiang Haoye finished speaking, he ignored Xiao Ci and typed a reply to Xiaoci in the message box.

Ye Ye: "Of course my wife is virtuous. I went to play basketball just now. Damn, I met the group of people I didn't deal with before, but I didn't fight. Let's have a basketball match with them."

Ye: "I miss you so much, when will you have the courage to come see me!"

After sending it, Xiao Ci didn't reply after waiting for 10 minutes. Jiang Haoye frowned, sighed, and decided to take the dirty clothes to the self-service washing machine first.

Jiang Haoye walked to the balcony but couldn't find his clothes from the bucket, he asked Xiao Ci who was still scrubbing at the laundry table, "Hey, did you see my clothes?"

When Xiao Ci heard this sentence, his body froze slightly. When he turned around, Jiang Haoye saw the gray boxer underwear that Xiao Ci was rubbing in his hand, wasn't it his own? !

Jiang Haoye said slightly angrily: "Your uncle, why did you touch my clothes?!" After speaking, he snatched his underwear from Xiao Ci's hand, and threw it back into the bucket angrily.

Xiao Ci's face was a bit unnatural, but his voice was still calm and he said: "You put the clothes in my bucket, and I thought it was my own, so I washed it."

Jiang Haoye: "..."

Xiao Ci aside, Jiang Haoye really didn't pay attention to whose bucket he put himself in, and immediately fished out his underwear from the red bucket with some embarrassment, and put it into another blue bucket.And said: "Then why don't you just wash your clothes without checking to see if they are yours?!"

Seeing that Xiao Ci didn't return to him, Jiang Haoye said again: "Give me my clothes." He was talking about the top and trousers.

Only then did Xiao Ci react, and put the washed coat and trousers into the red bucket next to Jiang Haoye.

"Are you sick? Why put it in your own bucket again." Jiang Haoye raised his eyebrows, feeling that Xiao Ci was definitely challenging the limit of his patience.

"The red bucket is yours. You put your underwear in the right place just now, but then you put them in my bucket again." Xiao Ci replied.

Jiang Haoye: "..."

In the end, Jiang Haoye finally figured out which things belonged to him and which belonged to Xiao Ci, and decided to keep them in his heart, otherwise the embarrassing thing today would definitely happen again.

By the time Jiang Haoye took the clothes back from the self-service washing machine and took them to the balcony to dry, it was almost six o'clock in the evening. He glanced at his phone and Xiao Ci still didn't reply, but this time it was not as annoying as before, after all, Xiao Ci came here to clean himself up Such a powerful girlfriend must be patient.

"Why are there only two of us in the dormitory, isn't it a four-person room? Where are the other two people?" Jiang Haoye, who had nothing to do, finally realized that something was wrong. The school will start tomorrow, so why haven't all the roommates in the same dormitory come together.

Xiao Ci, who was suddenly asked such a sentence, paused the movie on the iPad and said, "It's just the two of us."

Jiang Haoye didn't seem to hear clearly, and asked, "Ah? What two?"

Xiao Ci: "There are enough rooms in the dormitory, and we are the last ones left, so only the two of us live in 506."

Jiang Haoye: "..."

Finally hearing clearly, Jiang Haoye opened his mouth, but stopped talking.

Xiao Ci's words mean that in the next four years of college life, the two of them will live together day and night in this dormitory to build a harmonious campus life.

What's the matter!

Although it is true that it is okay for two big men to live together, Jiang Haoye has a bad impression of Xiao Ci, and I believe Xiao Ci has a bad impression of him, so Jiang Haoye has a little difficulty accepting it.

In fact, Jiang Haoye really doesn't have many friends, almost all of them are the younger brothers who are frightened by him. Jiang Haoye is very comfortable with the younger brothers, and he doesn't look awkward. Thinking about it this way, why don't you just accept Xiao Ci as well? , Let him be your little brother? !

After thinking for a few seconds, Jiang Haoye felt that this method was feasible, so he stood up and patted his buttocks, and said to Xiao Ci: "Okay, I see, shall we have dinner together later? Can."

Xiao Ci's expression was a little unnatural: "No, I'm not ready yet."

Jiang Haoye: "..." This person is strange, what should I do to prepare for a meal?Wearing a suit and tie?

Damn, what a disappointment, it's rare for Jiang Haoye to take the initiative to "win people's hearts", his little brothers usually don't get this kind of treatment.

The more he thought about it, the angrier he became, Jiang Haoye walked up to Xiao Ci, returned to his previous impatient tone, poked Xiao Ci's chest with his finger and said, "What do you need to do to prepare for a meal? Are you afraid of talking to me?" Standing together will affect your identity as a male god? Let me tell you, I just got in the exam, and I will not be worse than you!"

After speaking, he glared at Xiao Ci, then walked out of the dormitory, completely ignoring Xiao Ci's reaction.

After completing the meal card, Jiang Haoye tasted the rumored delicious Yingda food as he wished, took a photo and sent it to Xiaoci.

Ye: "[photo]"

Ye: "I ate the canteen food that my daughter-in-law said. The sweet and sour pork ribs are as delicious as the rumors, but I lack the company of my wife. I wish my wife could sit opposite me at this moment."

This year, Jiang Haoye was also trained by Xiaoci to speak some nasty words. Usually, Jiang Haoye would never be able to say these words, but he can do it to Xiaoci.

Because Xiaoci can speak more flirtatious words than him.

Just as he was about to recall the love words that Xiaoci had said while eating, Jiang Haoye found that there was a person sitting opposite him at the table.

……

It's Xiao Ci.

What's the matter with this person, isn't he not ready?Why did you follow me without saying a word, and sat down across from you without saying hello?

Jiang Haoye stuffed a piece of meat into his mouth, and asked while biting, "Are you ready now?"

Xiao Ci's body froze slightly, and he didn't reply, just nodded.

Jiang Haoye understood that this person likes to pretend to be a high-cold persona, so he sneered, since he likes the cao persona so much, then Jiang Haoye will accompany him.

So, the two ate a delicious dinner in silence.

Back to the dormitory one after the other, the atmosphere was a bit weird.

In the evening, Jiang Haoye was dragged by his younger brothers and ate a few handfuls of chicken. This group of people forced to eat all the food was going to die. Basically, Jiang Haoye took them. Friends are used to wearing headphones, and did not express displeasure.

Until Jiang Haoye finally couldn't stand Yu Yao's sb who disobeyed the command and picked up the airdrop and was beaten to death, he slapped the keyboard heavily angrily and said he couldn't play anymore.

Sitting back on the bed, I remembered that I forgot to wash my hair this afternoon, so I picked up the shampoo and went to the bathroom to wash it.

When Jiang Haoye came out refreshed after washing his hair, he was about to find the hair dryer when he found that it appeared on his desk in good time.

Hey, did you take it out just now?At first, I was worried that I didn't know where Xiaoci put it, and I was afraid that I couldn't find it.

But I didn't think too much about it, just plug it in and start blowing, watching Xiao Ci while blowing.

This brother is still watching with his mobile phone in his hand, he doesn't know what he's watching so much.

Take a closer look, Xiao Ci looks really good-looking, no wonder the girls who just walked back from the dining hall saw Jiang Haoye, their faces showed fear, and they gave way one after another.But looking at Xiao Ci who was followed by Jiang Haoye, those girls all looked like nympho, wishing to stick to Xiao Ci.

Jiang Haoye felt desperate for this face-seeking world.

Drying his hair, it was past ten o'clock, Jiang Haoye would not be sleepy at this time, I don't know if it was because he was a little tired from traveling and playing basketball today, Jiang Haoye even yawned a few times, ready to go to bed sleep.

On the opposite side, Xiao Ci seemed to have sensed that Jiang Haoye was going to sleep, took off his earphones, went to the door and pressed the switch to turn off the light.

Jiang Haoye: "..."

Jiang Haoye: "If you still need to use the light, you can turn it on. I can usually sleep with the light on."

But Xiao Ci didn't make a sound, and he couldn't see his expression at the moment in the dark, Jiang Haoye was a little annoyed, this person was still so strange, so he simply ignored him, sleepiness strikes, it's respectful to sleep first.

Because he didn't recognize the bed, Jiang Haoye slept soundly this time. He woke up at seven o'clock in the morning, habitually took out his mobile phone to watch QQ, and Xiaoci replied.

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: I miss you too, but my courage is exhausted today, husband, please wait for me and give me a hug.

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: Husband, your bangs look so good with your bangs down, good night.

Does the bang look good with it down?

What does it mean?

Jiang Haoye's hair is very short, so there are more bangs, but he usually combs his bangs with hairspray, and usually only after washing and drying his hair, the bangs will naturally fit smoothly.

The question is - when did Xiaoci see her bangs down? !

It's unbelievable.

Ye: When did you see my bangs down?

Ye: If you want me, come see me. I haven't seen my wife yet, so I'm so anxious! !

After sending the message, Jiang Haoye packed himself up and prepared to go to class.Xiao Ci also woke up when he was brushing his teeth, and the guy took a mouthwash cup and waited behind him after peeing, but can someone stand next to the sink? very close.

"Okay." After finishing, Jiang Haoye said to Xiao Ci angrily. By the way, he compared his height with Xiao Ci's, and there was a difference of five or six centimeters between him. Why, this thing is longer than himself, unexpectedly He also lost to him in height.

Jiang Haoye decided not to let Xiaoci know that he and Xiao Ci shared a dorm, lest he be compared.