Cognitive impairment

Just as Jiang Haoye confirmed twice that he did not send the message to the wrong person, it was indeed Xiao Ci's WeChat account added at noon today, and there is also a transfer record!

Over there, Xiao Ci has already retracted what he just said.

Xiao Ci: "Wrong post."

Xiao Ci: "What's wrong?"

Jiang Haoye roared inwardly, did he send the wrong message?Isn't that the point? !The point is, what the hell is it for a man to call someone else's husband?

Jiang Haoye: "It's okay, I just wanted to ask if you have joined a club?"

Xiao Ci: "No."

Jiang Haoye: "Then do you want to come to the basketball club?"

After sending this sentence, there was no response from Xiao Ci, Jiang Haoye was also thinking of something else.

Is Xiao Ci gay?Although Jiang Haoye doesn't discriminate against other people's sexual orientation, but, as a homosexual and a roommate, would he--

Jiang Haoye shook his head, he looks so scary, he will never attract the likes of the same sex, not to mention that Xiao Ci calls someone else's husband, he should have a partner, seeing that Xiao Ci is taller than himself, he is actually a suppressed , then his husband must be a strong and thick man.

Although he comforted himself in this way, Jiang Haoye, who was originally shirtless, still silently picked up the jacket beside him and put it on.

Xiao Ci on the opposite side seemed to have noticed his behavior, looked at himself coldly, and then typed on the phone.

Xiao Ci: "No."

Jiang Haoye: "Why, you are so tall and playing basketball is very suitable for you."

Xiao Ci: "Why must I go?"

Jiang Haoye: "My girlfriend won't let me go to the basketball club, but Qi Chao's grandson pesters me every day, I'm annoyed, he said if you go, don't pester me anymore."

Xiao Ci: "Okay, then I'll go."

Jiang Haoye: "?"

Jiang Haoye: "I'll go, you've changed too fast?!"

Xiao Ci: "... Isn't it good?"

Jiang Haoye: "Very good!"

After Xiao Ci was settled, Jiang Haoye rushed to deal with Qi Chao, and Qi Chao also promised not to pester him, and asked Xiao Ci to come to the basketball club to report tomorrow afternoon.

Just as he was about to click on QQ to see if Xiao Ci was online, Xiao Ci sent another message.

Xiao Ci: "You just got dressed because of me?"

Sure enough, this move was discovered.

Jiang Haoye: "...No, it's just cold."

Xiao Ci: "Do you hate homosexuality?"

Jiang Haoye quickly denied it: "No!"

Xiao Ci: "Oh, I'm not, it was really just a matter of the input method just now."

Jiang Haoye replied perfunctorily: "Yeah, I understand, I believe it."

Xiao Ci: "Then take off your shirt."

Jiang Haoye: "?"

Xiao Ci: "You are secretive, don't you still not believe me?"

Jiang Haoye: "...Brother, I'm really cold!"

Xiao Ci: "I am three years younger than you."

Jiang Haoye: "That's okay, little brother, I'm really cold!"

Xiao Ci: "..."

Seeing that Xiao Ci didn't reply, Jiang Haoye got up and went to the water dispenser to drink a glass of water.

When I got back to bed, I received a message from my girlfriend who ignored me all day.

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Honey, are you still angry?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Don't be angry, my good wife will give you a kiss =3 ="

Ye: "Hmph, you finally remember me?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Of course I remember it all the time."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "I figured it out, are you jealous of your roommate, just like when I saw you with that Qi Chao, I was very upset."

wild:"……"

Ye: "It's normal for me to be jealous, why are you jealous of boys... Qi Chao's grandson is not a girl."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "I don't think Qi Chao looks at you in the right way. I also saw you eating together at noon, so I was so sad."

Ye: "What are you sad about?!"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "I'm sad that the person next to you is not me."

Ye: "Then come and see me soon."

This kind of meeting topic is brought up every time, but Xiao Ci shirks it every time, which makes Jiang Haoye a little anxious.

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Hurry up, husband, don't worry."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "By the way, my husband asks you a question."

wild:"?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Is your first kiss still there?"

wild:"……"

Why was this question asked twice today, so is my first kiss still there?

If it was before yesterday, it must still be there, but last night I was kissed by Xiao Ci for a long time, and I don't know if a same-sex kiss is considered a first kiss.

Ye: "It's still there."

Forget it, let's say yes, after all, the first kiss should be a kiss between two people who love each other. It was an accident with Xiao Ci last night, not to mention that Jiang Haoye didn't feel kissed at all.

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "What is called...?"

Ye Ye: "It's that roommate who fell ill and kissed me, but that was an accident, right? After all, it's not a kiss between lovers."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Wow, then husband, you were kissed by your roommate, how does it feel?"

Ye: "Why don't you get jealous with my roommate? Talk to Qi Chao and you get jealous, and you don't let me join the basketball club."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "It's different, after all, your roommate is sick, I can understand, so how does it feel?"

Jiang Haoye thought for a while, and he really didn't feel anything, so he clicked the message box to reply.

Ye: "I don't feel it, just the friction between flesh and flesh?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "..."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Is he very bad at kissing?"

Ye: "Yeah."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "..."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Then husband, are you a virgin?"

wild:"……"

Ye: "Why don't the questions you ask today seem like questions that girls would ask!"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Because I had a dream yesterday."

Ye: "What dream?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "I dreamed that I had sex with you."

wild:"……"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Could it be that Brother Hao doesn't dream of having sex with me?"

Ye: "No."

Ye: "You've seen me, but I haven't seen you. I don't know what you look like. How can I have sex?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Okay, the husband in the dream called me super nice, his blushing was different from usual, and he also showed a super cute and shy expression, which made me almost—"

Ye: "Wet?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Ah, um..."

Ye: "No, why is it my name, shouldn't it be your name Ecstasy?"

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "Don't pay attention to the details."

Brother Hao's Xiaoci: "By the way, husband, watch this video, it's super cute."

Jiang Haoye clicked on it, and it was a cute cat video, and the cat's meow was so soft and cute, Jiang Haoye's rough heart melted when he saw it.

In the past, Xiaoci would often send pictures of cute cats to Jiang Haoye, because Jiang Haoye really liked cats, such cute animals.

But Jiang Haoye never liked to suddenly run up to him in front of him, who was 1.8 meters tall and yelled "Meow" in a bass voice, thinking that he was the cat's roommate, classmate Xiao Ci.

Fuck, I forgot that this roommate with cognitive impairment was here, and released the video without turning down the volume, well, this kid is sick again.

"...Calm down." Jiang Haoye tried to dissuade him.

But Xiao Ci, who was sick, couldn't calm down. He stretched out his hand and took off Jiang Haoye's shirt, then lowered his head and swallowed the pink spot on Jiang Haoye's right.

Jiang Haoye, who finally came to his senses, roared: "I—fuck—you—great—grand——!!"