Archdruid Farming Online

Qingshan Village is a village located between the human living area and the nature reserve.

The mountain it sits on is M-shaped.Across a shallow mountain depression, you can see the green hills on the opposite side, the verdant vegetation and the wild animals that are faintly visible in the mountains and forests.

The van was parked ten meters away from the village.

"Get out of the car."

Director Huang opened the car door and motioned for everyone.

The camera assistant next to Su Che opened his camera bag and sorted out the equipment inside.

She reminded everyone: "We only took a few short clips of the content on the car, and we will cut off the parts that involve privacy, and they will be broadcast on the TV station after the recording is over, but the part for each of you will be broadcast live. It will be screened simultaneously on the Green Jinjiang platform signed by Zhongzhou No. [-], so if there is any part that you don’t want the audience to see, it is best to turn off the live camera.”

"Of course," she comforted, "The Green Jinjiang platform has a unique review method. Once there are discordant scenes such as nudity, it will automatically be replaced with '口口', so you don't have to worry about the scenes of yourself sleeping and going to the bathroom being filmed." arrive."

After finishing speaking, the camera assistant took out a handful of button-like balls and distributed them to the three of Su Che.

She helped the three of them record fingerprints and irises on the ball, and stuck one of them to their collars. Once she let go, the other floated up and flew beside the three of them, constantly adjusting the trajectory and speed of the ball. .

"Okay." The camera assistant said with satisfaction: "This is the latest technology of the Green Jinjiang live broadcast platform - a portable camera, which is divided into two perspectives: immersive and stand-by view, and the audience can choose by themselves."

"Not yet?"

She explained how to use the camera with the three guests at the back, and the editor-director Huang in the front urged me impatiently and honked the horn twice.

"Dudu-"

"Wow woof woof woof!!!"

Amidst the ear-piercing honking, a ferocious barking of dogs appeared in front of the van from far and near.

Su Che, Chen Jingying and the others were attracted by the barking of dogs, and couldn't help but look up.

……

"I'm coming!"

At the same time, the die-hard fans of "Metamorphosis" who had been on the Lvjinjiang live broadcast platform for a long time also enthusiastically brushed up the barrage——

"Here we come, the door opener in Qingshan Village, brother dog!"

"Come on, Brother Gou, an S-rank divine beast, bite off the pants of these ants that defile the land you guard... Oh no, the sheath of the holy sword!"

"God damn Holy Sword Sheath, 2333333333, %￥&*%@#*"

……

Leaving aside the audience who were irritated by the metaphor-rich word "Holy Sword Sheath" and their faces rolled on the keyboard, Su Che looked out the car window and saw a very majestic big yellow dog running out of the village.

This dog is as tall as an ordinary person's thigh, tall and mighty, with two sticky ears and a pair of black eyes that are piercing.

Its vigorous limbs tensed, its front paws grabbed the ground, and it barked at the van.

"I heard that there is a particularly powerful dog in the place arranged by the stupid program group. The guests of several programs have been bitten. Could it be this dog?" Chen Jingying whispered.

Su Che glanced at it, and agreed with her first half of the sentence. This big yellow dog is indeed very energetic at first glance, and it is a good dog.

Director Huang might have heard their whispering, he glanced back, reached out his hand and said, "Su Che, you go down first."

"What?" Chen Jingying quit: "Why did you let him get off the car first, why didn't you get off?"

Editor-director Huang frowned, showing displeasure at being provoked: "This program is not for you to enjoy yourself. If you don't want to, get off with him."

"Get down!"

Chen Jingying was aroused by him to be stubborn, and was about to drop the tablet in her hand and stand up, but Su Che held her shoulder.

"You wait here." He said incredulously.

"..."

Chen Jingying glanced up at him unhappily, and wanted to get up, but felt that the hand on her shoulder was so heavy that her body could not move at all.

She was dazed for a moment, and Su Che had already passed by and got out of the car.

"Wait, come down when I call you."

……

Green Jinjiang live broadcast platform.

Barrage--

"Oh, it's very good, I started flirting with girls in the first episode."

"Routines, these are all routines. For you, even if the scabbard is bitten off by the big yellow at the entrance of the village, the guests in the next few seasons will learn from it."

"Gearing up, pressing a scabbard, I have a hunch that this is another season full of hormones."

"Sorry, I'm new here, why did you use the word 'sword scabbard'."

"Molly new."

"Molly cute new +1."

"Look at Mengxin, because neiku (neiku), kucha (kucha), xiaojiji (xiaojiji)... You can see that these will be harmonized by Green Jinjiang."

"……Understood."

……

The show scene.

Su Che may be destined not to please the audience.

Because while suppressing Chen Jingying handsomely and resolutely, what he was thinking in his heart was——

How can such a spirited big yellow dog be left to others?

This rhubarb is destined to belong to me!

I'm the only one who can handle this dog!

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that's all.

……

Su Che got out of the van.

No matter what the people in the car behind him thought, his mood at this moment was calm, and he was even a little excited after a long absence.

As an elf druid who is close to nature by nature, he hasn't touched any animals or plants for three days. Su Che is already very hungry and thirsty. Even when he saw Xiao Xiaoming's little blue teddy hair last night, he had the guts to touch it. impulse.

If he wasn't a mature druid who could control the nature flowing in the soul, Xiao Xiaoming might be bald at this moment.

Xiao Xiaoming, a young Internet addict, didn't know that his trendy blue curly hair had escaped by accident. He raised his head from the tablet, secretly delighted to see Su Che make a fool of himself, but also a little worried.

——That dog looks fierce, with sharp teeth, but don't really bite people.

In this complicated and tangled emotion, he felt a slender hand on his thigh, and then——

One twist.

"Ow!"

Xiao Xiaoming jumped up, pushed Chen Jingying's hand away, and scolded her: "Crazy, what are you doing pinching me?"

"If I don't pinch you, will I pinch myself?" Chen Jingying stared back, and slapped him back on the seat: "Sit down, why are there so many nonsense?"

"..."

Xiao Xiaoming glanced at his arms, compared the strength gap between the two sides, and sat back swallowing his anger.

The moment he sat down, he caught a glimpse of Director Huang's expression in front of him.

——In the middle-aged man's slightly stern and mean eyes, there is actually some hidden impatience.

Can't wait?

Xiao Xiaoming reached out and rubbed his eyes.

"What are you doing?" Chen Jingying stared nervously ahead and patted him.

"Is my eyes dry enough?"

……

Big Yellow Dog is not far from the van.

Su Che only walked a few steps before arriving in front of it.

He didn't know that there were people in the van behind him who were worried, who were harboring malice, who were in complicated moods, and who... had their thighs pinched so badly.

Su Che stretched out his hand calmly and called Big Yellow Dog: "Dahuang, come here."

……

Green Jinjiang platform.

"Damn it, how dare you despise my brother dog like this!"

"It's fine if you don't kneel down and beg Brother Gou to let him go. What's the matter with this attitude of greeting my little brother?"

"I bet on a scabbard, this kid will be chased and bitten by Brother Gou."

"Upstairs is too stingy, I bet my 23cm big sword, if Brother Gou doesn't chase him to bite a village today, I will live broadcast and cut my mouth off!"

"Fuck, nb upstairs, screenshots have been taken."

"Screenshot 1 has been taken."

……

Su Che, who was far away in Qingshan Village, didn't know that a viewer in front of the live broadcast platform had bet on himself the most precious dignity of a man. After greeting the big yellow dog, he calmly walked two steps in front of it and squatted down. .

"..."

The big yellow dog suddenly turned his head sideways, and a trace of doubt appeared in the black eyes.

It moved closer, moved its nose, and sniffed Su Che. Suddenly, as if it smelled something unusual, it breathed quickly, and grinned, revealing its snow-white teeth.

"Run!"

Chen Jingying in the van slapped Xiao Xiaoming's thigh with a heavy hand, and she didn't have time to pay attention to Xiao Xiaoming's reaction, so she opened the car window and shouted at Su Che.

Xiao Xiaoming twitched in pain, he raised his head, and glanced quietly at Director Huang, as expected, there was even a hint of expectation in Director Huang's eyes.

Xiao Xiaoming quietly lowered his head.

"fine."

Su Che also heard Chen Jingying's call, he waved his hand behind him, spread his other palm, and handed it to Big Yellow Dog.

"Come on, rhubarb."

At the same time as the palm was spread out, a trace of the druid power hidden deep in the soul quietly emerged, teasing the big yellow dog's sense of smell vaguely.

The big yellow dog grinned and gasped.

Its tongue sticks out, revealing its snow-white teeth and bright red mouth.

Because Su Che is squatting at this time, the big yellow dog looks taller than him. Compared with the slightly slender Su Che, its muscular body is particularly impactful. It looks like Su Che is like a piece of its mouth dessert.

"Director, why not call Su Che back."

The staff on the car persuaded with some worry.

"It's okay." The anticipation that flashed in Huang's eyes has been hidden, and he calmly said: "Rhubarb has no precedent for hurting people. At most, it bites off the pants of the guests and scares them. This is the highlight of the show. We're going to take pictures of them all."

"For the effect of the show, the guests should make some sacrifices."

"..."

The staff dared not say more.

In the focus of the audience, guests, and staff, Su Che and the big yellow dog looked at each other silently.

Su Che looked at the dog, and the dog also looked at Su Che.

Su Che let go of his mental power and felt the excitement and love in Big Yellow Dog's heart, and he was very satisfied.

——That's it, this is the correct attitude towards a druid.

He felt that the two sides were familiar enough to start the next procedure, so he reached out to touch the cheek of the big yellow dog that he had been waiting for a long time.

"Damn it, you're too courageous!"

At this moment, countless people in front of the screen dropped their keyboards and mice, while Chen Jingying dropped Xiao Xiaoming's optical brain.

Xiao Xiaoming: "..."

Dare to be angry but dare not speak.

"Did you bite? It's time to bite? Why don't you bite?"

At the critical moment when everyone in front of and behind the screen was breathing tightly, Big Yellow Dog suddenly lowered his head.

"Bite!"

……not at all.

The big yellow dog didn't hear the audience's voice, it licked Su Che's palm "mua", let out a low grunt from its throat, then turned around and ran away.

Running fast, the four paws even raised a cloud of fine dust.

Su Che: "..."

The audience on the Green Jinjiang platform: "..."

Chen Jingying, Xiao Xiaoming, director Huang and all the staff: "..."

The author has something to say: Su Che: You all want to see me flirting with girls, but I just want to flirt with dogs.