Archdruid Farming Online

"Rhubarb, what's wrong with you, my Huang!"

After a short shock, the green Jinjiang platform exploded.

Hundreds of barrages appeared on the top of the screen——

"I don't believe it, how could my dog ​​brother give up so easily? It must have been pierced by something strange!"

"Strange thing? A big sword?"

"Speaking of the big sword, emmmmm... the friend who said that he was going to broadcast the live broadcast of chopping the sword, are you still there?"

"Gao Liang, my friend, come out to live stream chopping swords!"

At the top of the screen, there was a colorful "friend, come out and live broadcast chopping swords!"

Occasionally, there is a "Brother Dog, you are not the dog I know who does not hesitate to fuck, how can you deceive my feelings like this? Tell me, did that sb rich second generation do something to you?"

……

Little did he know that Su Che had the same thought in his heart——

How can you deceive my feelings like this?

Before his hand got even a trace of dog hair, this big yellow dog, which seemed to have a very high IQ, turned around and ran away, even licking his palm before leaving.

Su Che's mood at this moment is very complicated and indescribable.

If his brainwaves can match those of the audience on the Lujinjiang live broadcast platform, he will know that this kind of mood is called "speaking ruthlessly" and "speaking without admitting it".

……

Although Su Che was a little depressed by Da Huang's behavior, most people in the van breathed a sigh of relief.

——Except for director Huang.

He glanced indifferently ahead, and ordered Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming in a slightly regretful tone: "You guys go down too."

"……and many more."

The moment the two got out of the car, Chen Jingying suddenly saw Su Che waving to them, signaling to wait a moment.

She subconsciously pulled Xiao Xiaoming to stand still on the spot.

The next moment, the two heard a rush of running.

"..."

They looked up, then froze in shock.

I saw the big yellow dog who had denied it before and ran away quickly rushed out of the village, kicking up a cloud of dust, running with four paws like four hot wheels.

It didn't bark this time because it had something in its mouth.

A...very precious thing to Brother Gou.

"Whoosh-"

The big yellow dog slammed on the brakes, stopped in front of Su Che, stuffed the fleshy bone in his mouth into his hand, and then wagged its tail "barking".

Green Jinjiang live broadcast platform——

"..."

"..."

"..."

"What happened upstairs?"

"There are no words to answer, only silence."

"To be honest, I've followed "Transformer" for so many episodes, and this is the first time I've seen Brother Gou's tail wagging so fast and violently. Maybe there's a motor installed on his butt?"

"Upstairs, let alone you, this is the first time in my life that I have seen evolutionary animals wagging their tails at humans. This is not before the cataclysm. Now these animals are equal to us, maybe some of them have IQs. And taller than me."

"+1"

"+2"

"My friend from the past, I've come out to live stream chopping swords! Brother Gou has already started playing the game of you throwing me with the wicked rich second generation."

"..."

"What's the hurry? Maybe brother Gou is going to kill after playing enough... No, bite again?"

"Upstairs is the friend who cut the sword live, I know your bgm, give up, stop dying, according to my experience of watching "Metamorphosis" for many years, the louder the flag is, the faster it will die. "

"Don't be dying anymore +1."

"+2"

"+10086"

"That's enough of you! Labor and management never believe in flags. Today labor and management are talking about it here. If Brother Gou doesn't bite people this time, I'll live broadcast and cut a pair of eggs!"

"...flagx2"

"Upstairs, you... Is there anything you can't think about..."

"The upper and lower floors have been abandoned, so let's bury it..."

……

Su Che is still ignorant of a stubborn audience who bet on him the last dignity of a man. After taking over the big yellow dog's beloved fleshy bones, he finally got rid of the self-doubt of "is my druid power invalid?" recovered.

The big yellow dog looked at his fleshy bone and Su Che who was holding his fleshy bone with bright eyes.

Its tail wags like a small electric fan, it sticks out its tongue wheezingly, pushes its head against Su Che's calf, and makes a coquettish sound from its throat.

Big Yellow Dog: Only by giving the most beloved fleshy bones to Xiaogan, will I have the nerve to let Xiaogan pamper me to his heart's content!

With the help of his racial talent, Su Druid Che easily understood what Rhubarb meant.

——In fact, it’s not difficult to understand even if you don’t have racial talent. After all, the whole body of the rhubarb dog reads "Touch me, touch me! Touch me from the front!"

Su Che: "..."

Since you are so sincerely asking for touch, then I will mercifully satisfy you.

While he was amazed that animals in this world had such high intelligence, he happily stretched out his hand and hugged the big yellow dog's head.

From top to bottom, from inside to outside, from belly to tail tip.

The big yellow dog was arranged comfortably, lying on the ground with his legs turned upside down, Su Che also heaved a sigh of relief——

Cool!

How long has it been since he brushed his hair so easily, he thought while rubbing the big yellow dog's belly.

Compared with the dog hair in his hand, the Teddy roll on Xiao Xiaoming's head is nothing short of tasteless!Counterfeit!Piracy!Fortunately, I held back last night, or I will regret it now.

One person and one dog didn't care about the feelings of the bystanders, one was rubbing happily, and the other was being rubbed gruntingly.

Getting excited, the big yellow dog stuck out its tongue and licked Su Che's wrist.

Su Che understood instantly.

"Go!"

He stretched out his arms and threw the fleshy bones in his hands far away.

"Whoosh!"

The next moment, Rhubarb, who was still slumped on the ground and stuck out his tongue just now, jumped up like a useless dog, and jumped more than ten meters, so fast that it seemed to turn into a yellow lightning bolt.

It tilted its neck "barking", grabbed the bone before it fell to the ground, and then ran to Su Che wagging its tail, begging for a reward from the little one.

Su Che praised it generously: "Awesome!"

"Swipe Lala—"

In an instant, the big yellow dog's eyes lit up, and its tail wagged again as if a small electric motor was installed on its buttocks.

"Want to play again? Then let's do it again, go, Rhubarb!"

……

Green Jinjiang platform.

It was quiet.

The audience of "Metamorphosis" has been beaten and humiliated.

"What the hell... the guest this time is the best dog teaser, right?"

"...No, I'm more inclined to be possessed by Brother Gou."

"By the way, where's the friend who said he was going to broadcast live? Add two eggs to Koukou, friend, are you okay?"

"I guess not."

"I guess that friend may have gone to customize the clone mouth."

"It's okay, let's wait quietly, I don't believe he can hold back the flag..."

"My friends, let's focus, set the flag for one day, and cut it for the rest of your life..."

……

At the gate of Qingshan Village.

Looking at a person and a dog playing happily, director Huang took a deep breath, feeling that he couldn't be as Buddhist as the audience on the Green Jinjiang platform.

He frowned and looked at the big yellow dog in front of him that seemed to be possessed by an evil spirit. He frowned, gripped the steering wheel tightly, and shouted to the other two guests who were standing motionless outside the car door: "You are not going to enter the village yet. Do you want to wait until dark?"

"..."

Chen Jingying silently rolled her eyes at the sky, and decided not to bother with this old man who didn't smoke. She dragged Xiao Xiaoming and ran towards Su Che cheerfully: "Brother Su Che!"

"..."

As soon as Su Che heard that she had changed her name, her sixth sense suddenly flickered.

Sure enough, Chen Jingying walked two steps away from him, looked at the vigorous Rhubarb, and suggested with a little trepidation: "Brother Su Che, can you let me touch it? Just one touch."

"..."

Xiao Xiaoming stared wide-eyed, looking at the unfeminine woman beside him in shock.

——It doesn’t matter if it doesn’t bite you?You still want to touch it!What a big dog!

"Is it ok?"

Chen Jingying ignored him and continued to look at Rhubarb expectantly.

Su Che's heart softened for a moment, and he stretched out his hand and pushed the big yellow dog's butt from behind.

"Ok?"

"..."

The big yellow dog looked back at him, with the meaning of "forget it, forget it, whatever you say, you are my little heart".

Rhubarb, who was still rolling on the ground with his tongue out just now, stood up, took two steps forward coldly, and rubbed Chen Jingying's palm perfunctorily with the top of his head.

Before Su Che could open his mouth, it rubbed against Xiao Xiaoming again with the rain and dew on the ground, then retreated to Su Che's side, rubbed the top of its head against his hand, took the opportunity to lick it again, and counted it as an interest.

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming who were treated differently didn't mind at all.

Chen Jingying held her hand, looked at it several times, with an expression of disbelief——

"In my lifetime, I actually touched an evolutionary animal with my own hands, and it took the initiative! No, I must write this moment in the space bib circle of friends!"

Although Xiao Xiaoming didn't speak, he had the same expression. The evidence is that he stopped staring at his tablet computer and stared at the back of his hand rubbed by Rhubarb instead.

……

Green Jinjiang platform.

"Ha ha."

"got used to."

"The power of the dog teaser."

"Suddenly I want to fly to Qingshan Village, what's the matter with begging brother Su Che to give me a 'blessing'?"

"God, 'Blessing of the dog stick', is it aimed at my dog ​​brother's invincible gain buff?"

……

Unlike the audience's calm complaints, director Huang in the van was even more dissatisfied.

He parked the car and led the staff in the car to the back of the three guests.

"What's the delay?" Director Huang reprimanded.

Chen Jingying and Xiao Xiaoming ignored him, but Su Che looked back, then returned the meaty bone to the big yellow dog, and waved to it: "See you later."

"..."

The big yellow dog raised his head, and followed the little boy's gaze to cast a sinister glance.

——I want to see who dares to steal my heart!

Su Che and the staff behind him were not clear about the mental activities of the big yellow dog who claimed to be the patron saint of the heart. Maybe it was because of the previous interaction, these staff members who were frightened by the previous record of the dog were a little bit weak The courage returned a little bit, took a few steps to the side, made a big circle, and walked behind Su Che.

—I always feel that this is the safest place.

As expected, the big yellow dog ignored them.

Its full attention is now on its fierce rival in love.

Director Huang has the same mentality as other staff members, and feels that the big yellow dog is no longer a threat.What's more, he couldn't get used to this stupid dog sticking out its tongue and wagging its tail at Su Che because of the pettiness in his heart.

So, when he got near Rhubarb, he snorted slightly sullenly, and asked Su Che, "Aren't you leaving yet? Are you waiting for me to invite you?"

"..."

Before Su Che could speak, the big yellow dog quit.

——Do you dare to yell at my precious heart?I dare not!

Its eyelids drooped downwards, and its round eyes suddenly became menacing.

Seeing that director Huang regained his majesty by scolding Su Che, he didn't pay attention to his feet for a while, and walked straight ahead. The big yellow dog suddenly put his fleshy bones under his feet, and pulled his front paws.

Director Huang only felt that his toes had kicked something.

Before he had time to bow his head, he heard a loud "Wow!"

The next moment, a whirlwind of yellow rushed up, throwing director Huang down, gesticulating around his neck with sharp teeth mixed with warm breath——gesturing——

"..."

Director Huang was frightened by the sudden change for a moment, and then reacted suddenly, waving his arms, and shouted at the staff around him: "What are you doing? Why don't you drive this dog away!"

"..."

Staff, you look at me, I look at you, no one dares to do it first.

After all, according to the current laws of the Earth Federation, evolutionary animals with a certain amount of intelligence are equal to human beings. Director Huang kicked the big yellow dog's bones first. That's right. There are a total of six cameras here that are clearly filming.

Robbery, no matter in the laws of humans or nature, is a crime, and it deserves to be caught and beaten by the suffering master.

Although this sufferer...it seems to be suspected of fishing law enforcement.

— But no one has evidence, does he?

……

The big yellow dog gesticulated on Director Huang's body for a while, showing his sharp claws, well-developed muscles, vigorous figure and sharp teeth to Xiaogan in all directions, and then stepped on his back pickily, rubbing on his butt He took two bites out of his position in disgust.

The strength is well controlled, just enough to bite off the clothes without hurting the flesh.

The downside is...the bite was too careful, even the panties were bitten off, and what was exposed in front of everyone was a perfectly round...

mosaic.

……

Green Jinjiang live broadcast platform.

"Mosaic! See Mosaic again! President Jinjiang, you come out... No, Da Huang, what did you do?!"

"Hahaha, I knew Brother Gou would never let me down!"

"My dog ​​brother is my dog ​​brother! Awesome... Oh no, Goubi!"

"Upstairs, I seem to recognize you again, you are the one who wants to live broadcast Chokoukou and Koukou..."

"No, it's Koukou now. Who of you still remember what the friend upstairs said, that Brother Gou would chop eggs if he didn't bite people today, but Brother Gou bit..."

"Urban routines are deep."

"Urban Routine Deep +1"

"Let us thank the director surnamed Huang, he saved the testicles of friends upstairs."

"Director Huang, the Gospel of Dandan."

"Director Huang, Eggy's savior."

"Director Huang, Eggy's belief."

"Hallelujah, let us bless Director Huang together. At this moment, under our witness, he is crowned as the male god who protects the balls, referred to as the egg god!"