The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

Old man Meng's face gradually became serious, and after a while, he slapped his thigh: "It's broken, the prince is going to have an accident!"

Pan Yue was taken aback by him, and hurriedly said, "What happened? What happened?"

Old man Meng jumped up and said, "Hurry up, tell the prince quickly, don't go to see the queen alone! It's bad, it's bad, now the prince will be implicated by us!"

Pan Yue: "Huh?"

Old man Meng kicked over: "Hurry up!"

Pan Yue ran with his head in his arms, and ran to the door in a dingy manner, only to bump into Shi Chong, who was also dingy.Shi Chong looked dejected, as if he owed someone thousands of taels of silver and was being hunted down by debt collectors. When he saw Pan Yue, his eyes flickered, he grabbed his shoulder, and said in a trembling voice: "Prince, the prince is useless!" It's..."

Pan Yue: "!!!"

Sima sat in the queen's courtyard, waiting for a long time, bored.He couldn't stay idle, he looked east and west, wandered around in the exquisite and small courtyard, wandered around and around.Finally tired, he sat down on the chair and started shaking his legs again. While shaking his legs, he tapped the knuckles of his index finger on the table.

The rhythm was incomparably regular and cheerful. Every time he shook his legs, the teacup on the table trembled with his movements, splashing a few drops of tea. Every time he knocked on the table, the dates in the fruit plate would turn round and round again, Gululu rolled back to the bottom of the plate.

The teacups on the table rattled, and the fruit plate trembled. Those who didn't know it thought it was an earthquake.

The maidservant who rolled her eyes wildly at the side finally couldn't help it anymore, and opened her mouth to stop him: "His Royal Highness, do you have kidney deficiency?"

Sima slapped the table: "Nonsense! Who has a kidney deficiency? I have a kidney deficiency? Absurd! I am strong and strong, how can I have a kidney deficiency?!"

The maid blinked her eyes and said innocently: "But, I heard that people who love to shake their legs have kidney deficiency."

In front of everyone, a servant girl told him that he had kidney deficiency, and Sima Yu's pride was greatly affected. He stood up irritablely, walked around the maidservant, and said, "I don't usually shake my legs. I was really bored just now." What kind of airs is your empress putting on, she said she came to discuss something with me, why hasn’t she even seen a single person in such a long time?! You, hurry up and hurry up, do you hear me?”

The maid remained motionless and said, "The Empress is not the one who orders the dishes in the tavern, why, you can serve the dishes after urging Xiao Er?"

Sima Yu spoke so dryly that he picked up the teacup to drink. Hearing her vivid metaphor, his hands trembled with anger, and he spilled most of the cup of tea. He pointed at the maid and said angrily, "You, you, you, How courageous!"

Who knew that the maid was not afraid of him at all, she glanced at him indifferently, and muttered: "You can't even say that you have kidney deficiency, so irritable and irritable, you can't even hold a glass of water, what is it?"

Sima Yu threw the teacup on the ground, pulled out the saber at his waist, and casually held a beautiful saber flower in his hand, and said loudly: "Did you see that? I'm not stable? If I'm not stable, no one will be safe that day." !"

The maid gave a perfunctory "hmm" and said, "Yes, yes, you are the most stable, you are so stable!"

Sima Kui's eyes widened: "Fuck, how can there be such a condescending maidservant like you in the palace, I want to tell the queen, let her take care of the disobedient servants!"

The maid didn't even look at him now, and stood there with her chin raised, more arrogant than a rooster.

Sima Kui felt that the world was turned upside down, and there was no reason for it. Why is even a little maid now more like a prince than him?He suddenly slapped his thigh, leaned over again, narrowed his eyes and said, "Stop pretending, I already know your real purpose."

The maid's body froze slightly: "What's the real purpose?"

Sima Yan sneered and said: "What else can there be, it's nothing more than you little maidservants who want to climb high branches, so you pretend to be so arrogant, so as to attract my attention, isn't it?!"

Maid: "..."

The maid had an exaggerated expression: "Yes, wow, I was discovered by you, His Royal Highness is so smart!"

The corner of Sima's mouth twitched, thinking, I'm clearly guessing right, why doesn't he feel any sense of accomplishment?

After the maid finished speaking, she returned to her expressionless, ignorant appearance, standing aside like a sculpture.

Convinced, Sima slumped on the chair and didn't say any more.

After being silent for a while, the maid suddenly said, "It's not necessarily that I look down on you."

Sima Yu: "What, what did you say?"

The maid said: "I said, I don't necessarily look down on you, if you can beat me, I will change my view of you."

Sima Yan tremblingly said: "You, look down on me?"

The maid Shi Shiran nodded, without any consciousness of committing a crime.

Sima Huan laughed twice, and was about to swear, but when he saw the maidservant's eyes of course and no regrets, he suddenly choked up a bunch of swear words that were about to swear.He thought, I am stupid, am I so unbearable in the eyes of the little maids?Why is this? I have always felt that I am very popular with women?Sure enough, they used to play tricks on every occasion, because of my identity, it was just perfunctory on the surface?

Sima Yu's self-esteem was broken to the ground.He was silent for a long time before he said: "Hey, what did you say just now that I beat you and changed your opinion of me?"

The maid gave him a sideways glance from the corner of her eye, and said, "Forget it, I'm afraid you won't be able to do it."

Sima Yu was furious: "Please open your dog eyes and take a good look. I am a prince. Is there anything I can't do?!"

But the servant girl quickly walked to the table, picked out a date from the fruit plate, raised her hand and threw it into the air, then raised her head, opened her mouth wide, and moved with the date.After a while, the jujube fell steadily and precisely into her mouth.The whole process is flowing like clouds and flowing water, without any pause.

The maid chewed the jujube, raised her eyes to look at Sima Yu contemptuously, and said, "Do you know how?"

Sima Yu: "Are you kidding me? It's a piece of cake!"

His Royal Highness the Crown Prince, who is wise and mighty, grabbed a handful of dates from the fruit plate, threw one high into the air, and then opened his mouth wide to catch the small thing that was falling rapidly.

With a crisp sound of "Boom--", the jujube bounced on Sima's face a few times, then tumbled and fell to the ground.

Sima Yu: "..."

The maid laughed wildly, pointing at Sima Yu with one hand, and covering her stomach with the other, as if she had never seen such a funny thing in her life, she laughed and said, "Ahaha! I laughed so hard, my body is strong Jian, His Royal Highness the Crown Prince is so powerful that he can't even catch a date! Hahaha, Prince, I'd better invite a doctor to take a good look at your kidneys!"

Sima Yan said angrily: "I just try!"

He threw a date again, aimed his eyes intently, and opened his mouth to bite hard——

The two rows of white teeth snapped together, and the jujube bounced up and down slightly on his jaws.

Sima was about to cry, his family was very strict, and he was never allowed to play this kind of folk tricks when he was a child. He only thought it was an easy task, and never bothered to learn it.Who would have thought that when he grew up, he would be laughed at by a mere maid for such a trivial matter?

Regardless of the maidservant's cynicism, he tried a few times, but all ended in failure.The maid said quietly: "His Royal Highness has a great family, and he is not afraid of wasting a few baskets of dates."

Sima Yan laughed back in anger, and said: "You look after it!" He threw a date again, this time it was just low in the air, and then he took it carefully with his mouth.

With a sound of "poof", the dates fell in response, and landed in his mouth impartially.

Sima Xun was stunned for a while, and then danced and shouted: "Look, look, look at me, I got it!"

The maid smiled at him, applauded unhurriedly, and said, "That's amazing."

Sima Yu's smile froze suddenly, his vision was blurred, his head was dizzy, his whole body was weak, he opened his mouth to say something, but he couldn't think of what to say.

When he fell heavily on the ground, he was still thinking: How could I have a kidney deficiency? !

Everything is blurred in the haze, as if it is in front of you, and it seems to be far away in the sky.Sima Yu felt that he was being dragged away by someone. He tried hard to push away the people around him, but all the strength in his body seemed to be drained, even the movement of waving his hands was exhausted.

He was dragged to a very bright place, and there seemed to be an ugly woman sitting across from him. She looked at him coldly, then patted his face and asked him, "Who are you?"

How dare an ugly woman touch me?Sima Kui opened her hand very ungentlemanly, and looked at the person opposite, feeling very puzzled in his heart, this person was very familiar, but he couldn't remember who it was.

"Who are you?" the ugly woman asked him persistently.

Sima Yu babbled indistinctly: "It's so ugly..."

The woman paused, gritted her teeth and said to the people around her, "Is this kid stupid?"

The people around him lowered their heads and said, "No, the servant saw that he only ate one."

Sima Yan blinked desperately, did this person scold him just now?What did you scold him for?Kidney deficiency?She is really a cowardly woman, how can she say that she has kidney deficiency without even trying it!

Sima Yu said: "Fuck you, who are you talking about kidney deficiency?"

The ugly woman snorted and said word by word: "Sima Yan."

Sima Yu: "Hey." Why are you calling me?

The ugly woman laughed: "Yo, don't you understand?" She immediately brought her ugly face closer and said slowly, "Sima Yu, tell me, how many elite soldiers have you raised in private?"

Sima Kui looked at the sky and tried hard to recall: "Not much..."

"How much is not much?"

Sima Yi raised a finger: "One..."

"one thousand?"

Sima Yan shook his finger.

"Ten thousand?"

Sima Yan shook his finger.

"One hundred thousand?"

Sima Yan laughed loudly and said, "A nest, you idiot hahaha!"

Ugly woman: "I fucked, I fucked, is he teasing me? Is this guy really drunk?"

The maid was sweating coldly: "It's absolutely true!"

The ugly woman continued to ask: "Sima Yu, tell me, how much money have you hidden?"

Sima Yan hooked her hand and said mysteriously, "Come here, and I'll tell you."

The author has something to say:

This story is adapted from the abduction of Jia Nanfeng in Jin Shu, who was drunk with jujube and transcribed the reverse statement. In the original text, Pan Yue also participated in it and helped Jia's abolish the prince. Some changes have been made here.Our Chef Pan will not be a coolie for Jananfeng in vain!