The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

A strong smell of blood came to the nostrils. A fat pig was hung upside down from the beam, its neck was slashed, and the blood flowed horizontally.

Holding the butcher's knife in his hand, Sima Yan posed in a majestic posture. The coarse cloth clothes on his body were half soaked with blood, which made him look a little fierce and scary.

Sima looked straight at the fat pig that was dying of pain, but he said to the people kneeling beside him: "Shi Chong, tell me, what is this pig thinking at the moment?"

Shi Chong: "..."

Shi Chong thought to himself, how the hell do I know what the pig is thinking?What else can this fat pig think about except how to break free from the rope and kick you to death?Do I really have to tell the truth?Will the prince hack me to death like a pig in a fit of anger?

Sima Yu didn't wait for an answer, but said, "I know what it's thinking."

Shi Chong thought, oh, he is waiting for me here, in fact, the prince just wants me to praise him, the heart of the royal family is really convoluted, he asked: "Prince Mingjian, even the pig knows the mind , dare to ask the prince, what is the pig thinking?"

Sima Yu said: "He was thinking, how to break free from the rope, and kick me to death with one kick."

Shi Chong: "..." You are quite self-aware!

Sima Yu said: "Then do you know what I'm thinking at this moment?"

Shi Chong thought of you as a butcher, what else could he think about besides chopping it up, and then wondering whether it would be sweet and sour or braised in brown sauce at night?But he said: "Prince, forgive me, I don't even know what the pig is thinking, how can I guess what the prince is thinking."

Sima Yu said: "I was thinking, after chopping it up, should it be sweet and sour or braised in brown sauce at night?"

Shi Chong: "..." Could it be that I am a roundworm in the prince's stomach? !

Sima Yu put down his posture, took a rag to wipe the butcher knife carefully, and said casually: "Shi Chong, do you understand?"

Shi Chong looked blank: "Huh?"

Sima Yan sighed, and said: "The knife is in my hand, so this pig will never understand my thoughts, it can howl in pain, but it will never know the next step I will put it sweet and sour." Or braised. In other words, if the knife is in its hand and I am tied to a rope, I will be in the same situation."

Shi Chong: "???" Isn't the difference between humans and animals that humans can use tools?When will pigs be able to kill people with knives?

Sima Yu said: "This pig is tied here by me. There are two ways to do it. It can only wait for death in pain."

Shi Chongdao: "I would like to hear the details."

Sima Kui said slowly: "The first method is to immediately lose a hundred catties and become a thin pig. Then I will feel sorry for my feed and put it back in the pigsty, waiting for it to be fattened before killing it. But this The method is to treat the symptoms but not the root cause, and I will kill it one day."

Shi Chong nodded in agreement.

"The second way, it snatched the knife from my hand and killed me."

Shi Chong raised his head, and his heart was clear: "I understand what the prince means. You want us to deal with him in the same way as he did. Maybe we still have a chance to survive those five buckets of rice."

Sima Yan looked at him, but said nothing.

Shi Chong continued: "But prince, my family teacher has been upright all his life, and he will never act like that five buckets of rice and use three indiscriminate tricks. As a monk who slays demons, he uses evildoers to harm the people. The most shameful thing."

Sima Yan shook his head and sighed, "Putting, and, stupid."

Shi Chongdao: "His Royal Highness, I admit that Master's approach is indeed not flexible enough, but you must also know that if you do many unrighteous actions, you will die. They will be punished sooner or later. If we are like them, even if we defeat What face do you have to claim that you are killing harm for the people after years of defeating your opponent?"

Sima Yan looked helpless and said, "It's a dead end."

Shi Chong rolled his eyes: "Xiaomin has been kneeling for a long time, and you are putting on airs and chopping pigs, and you haven't said a word of usefulness for a long time. Just one word, help or not?"

Sima Yu's face became bitter: "Help, help. Damn, how did I know you?"

Shi Chong snorted: "It's not because you have no one to rely on except us now. Your Highness, please be sober!"

The corner of Sima's mouth twitched and said, "The ants have been racing away for ten years?"

The prince ordered to send elite soldiers and guards to thoroughly investigate the case of wounding at Luoyang Taixue.After three days and three nights of interrogation, they finally managed to get their words out of one family.It turned out that a Taoist who claimed to be Wudoumi gave them a lot of money and asked them to report the case to Luoyang Taixue, falsely claiming that there was a problem at home.This was a simple job, but the family believed the Taoist's nonsense, thinking that two Taoist sects were fighting each other, and wanted to make an appointment for a fight. No one expected that the disciples of Luoyang Taixue came to their house, Seeing the five buckets of rice Taoist, he seemed to be crazy, slashing wildly, hacking his family members to death.The five-doumi Taoist gave them a large sum of money as a hush money, and threatened them with death if they revealed the real situation.In fear and anger, the family reported the case to the government, but they only claimed that they were murdered by Luoyang Taixue, and never mentioned the matter of Wudoumi.

There are many doubts in this case, the prince gave an order, five hundred elite soldiers surrounded Wudoumi's lair, interrogated them one by one, and finally caught the suspicious person.The Taoist couldn't bear the torture, and finally told the truth, which turned out to be a complete conspiracy.Wudoumi Taoist lures the disciples of Luoyang Taixue to kill demons and exorcise demons, and secretly uses monsters to control the opponent's mind, letting them wreak havoc and murder in people's homes. Public opinion crushes them.

The truth came out, Taoist Wudoumi involved in the case was arrested and brought to justice, and the prince expressed that he would punish him severely.For a time, Wudoumi was the target of public criticism, and his reputation went from bad to worse. However, when Luoyang Taixue was framed by innocent people, he still cared about the people and apologized.

The people outside are very happy.

But in the queen's palace, it was another gloomy and gloomy appearance.

"Trash, a bunch of trash!" Jananfeng rolled the note in his hand into a ball, and threw it on Sun Xiu's face. The edge of the note was extremely sharp, and even drew a faint bloodstain on his delicate face.Janan was so angry that he cursed: "How do you do things, you trash? Didn't you promise that you will never be found out?"

She turned her face to one side, facing Sima Lun who was sitting on the teacher's chair beside her, and said, "Can you be a good boy? Why can't you do any of the things you entrusted to him?"

Hearing the word "male favourite", Sun Xiu's eyebrows furrowed almost invisibly, and the corners of her mouth curled up in a mocking arc.After all, Sima Lun was also Jananfeng's elder, and when she scolded the person next to him mercilessly, he couldn't help but feel displeased, and there was a slight dissatisfaction on his face, but he only said: "Queen, don't worry, you need to be careful." You have to deal with it calmly."

Jananfeng's voice suddenly became sharp: "Calm down? Why do you tell me to be calm? Today the prince is investigating your five buckets of rice, and tomorrow he will follow the vine to find me! This is you licking your face and begging me to settle it. As for the case-handling officials, you are the ones who promise to be safe and will never be found out, let me tell you, you can handle this matter yourself, and I will definitely not help you do this kind of thing again!"

Sun Xiu sneered, and said, "Queen, do you think you can still stay out of it as if nothing happened?"

"You bastard!" Janan was trembling with anger, stepped down from his seat, kicked Sun Xiu heavily in the ribs, and cursed, "Who are you? That's all, saving you deserves to talk to me like that?!"

Although she is a woman, her feet are really strong, and she is wearing a pointed palace shoe, this kick made Sun Xiu roar in pain, and rolled backwards on the ground twice.

Sima Lun stopped him with a good voice: "Queen, what are you doing? Now that we are in the same boat, if there is anything to talk about, we should talk about it, and speak slowly, so we must not hurt our friendship."

Jananfeng snorted coldly and sat down again.

Sima Lun took the opportunity to support Sun Xiu, and said softly: "Xiu'er, you have to change your temper, how can you talk to the queen like this, why don't you apologize quickly?"

Sun Xiu covered her wound, her face was gloomy, she lowered her head and said to Janan Feng: "Empress Empress, I was the one who made a slip of the tongue just now. But, I just want to tell you that this is the end of the matter, and there is no possibility of backing down. And you don't have to worry too much , they dare to win over the prince for help, of course we have countermeasures."

"Oh?" Jananfeng raised an eyebrow, "Do you have a countermeasure?"

Sun Xiu lowered his head, unable to see his expression clearly, he said firmly, "Of course, I just hope that the empress can treat us as her own, and we are of one mind."

Jananfeng gave a faint "hmm": "Let's talk about it."

Sun Xiudao: "Doesn't the Empress think that the Prince's actions are too vigorous and the soldiers around him are too well-trained?"

Jananfeng said: "You mean?"

Sun Xiu smiled and said, "This is where you can make a big fuss."

Luoyang Taixue, after many days of recuperation, old man Meng finally recovered, but his black hair was dyed white overnight, and he could never return to the way it was before.

Pan Yue held a bowl of black bean juice soaked in vinegar in one hand, and a small brush in the other, and carefully brushed old man Meng's hair.

Holding a bronze mirror in his hands, old man Meng shouted, "Hey, be careful, brat, what are you doing brushing my face?"

Pan Yue said without changing his expression: "Master, to tell you the truth, I have always thought that you are upright and upright. Maybe you are Baogong's previous life!"

Old man Meng said: "Baogong? Why does this name sound so similar to Guigong from the brothel..."

Pan Yue's eyes widened: "Master, could it be that you have been to brothels?"

Old man Meng coughed quickly, and said, "Say, what are you talking about! How could you go to that kind of place as a teacher?" He thought for a while, his face blushed, and he said, "Speaking of which, these days have been hard for you. The matter is over, so it’s okay for the teacher to take you to have some fun.”

Pan Yue was overjoyed: "Master, is what you said true? God, I must thank the crown prince for letting our Taixue get revenge, and finally we can go to the brothel!"

Old man Meng paused when he heard the words: "Prince?"

Pan Yue said: "Oh, master, Chongzi dare not tell you, so I will not hide it from you. In fact, the prince sent his own soldiers to order the government to thoroughly investigate the murder case. It was not those unscrupulous people who found out their conscience and turned themselves in."

Old man Meng's face gradually became serious, and after a while, he slapped his thigh: "It's broken, the prince is going to have an accident!"

The author has something to say:

The pig attracts the wind, His Royal Highness, you have to be careful!