The correct usage of Tsundere Junior Brother

Sima Yan hooked her hand and said mysteriously, "Come here, and I'll tell you."

The ugly woman approached suspiciously.

Sima Yan said softly: "I'll only tell you one person, you must never spread the word."

Ugly woman: "Don't worry, I will never spread the word."

Sima Yu suddenly became serious: "What if you spread the word?"

The ugly woman gritted her teeth and said, "Then, then curse my husband for being an idiot!"

Sima Yan shook his head again and again: "That's not okay, what if your husband is an idiot?"

The ugly woman was startled, and thought to herself that this fellow has been lying to me, but he is not drunk at all?

Sima Kui smiled strangely: "I'll curse you for choking to death while eating and drinking!"

The ugly woman breathed a sigh of relief, and said perfunctorily, "Okay, okay, just curse me for choking to death when I eat and drink. Tell me, how much money have you hidden?"

Sima Yu laughed and said, "Hiding? This world is mine, so why hide it? Who am I? I am the future emperor, the master of Jin|Jiangshan! All the money in this world is mine, and I still need to hide it." ?”

The ugly woman was overjoyed and asked: "So, when will you become the emperor?"

Sima Yu seriously thought for a moment, and said: "Soon, when my father abdicates, I can be the emperor in a legitimate way."

The ugly woman continued to guide him: "But if your father is in good health and can live to be a hundred years old without abdicating the throne, then you will be in your seventies and eighties, how can you still be emperor?"

Sima Yan shook his head and said, "Impossible, absolutely impossible."

Ugly woman: "Why is it impossible?"

Sima Kui curled his lips and said, "I know my father. He is not what you imagined. Although he is a little cowardly, he is definitely not stupid. You only know that he is an idiot emperor, but you don't know that he is waiting for the phoenix and his destined man. At that time, what kind of bullshit queen and rooster Sichen will tell her to die without a place to bury her!"

The ugly woman's eyes widened immediately, and she said in a trembling voice: "Reverse, reverse! I said that idiot was just pretending! Sure enough, I guessed it, and I will put him under house arrest when I go back. I will see how he can make trouble !"

She took out a piece of paper, slapped it in front of Sima Yu, and said in a vicious voice: "Sima Yu, just copy the words on this paper, and I will help you ascend the throne, how about it?"

Sima Yan squinted his eyes and looked carefully at the words written on the sheets of paper. The crooked balls were like chicken feet crawling over with ink in his eyes.Sima Yan shook his head and said, "I won't write."

The ugly woman asked nervously, "Why?"

Sima Yu said: "It's strange, I am the crown prince myself, why do you want you to help me ascend the throne?"

The ugly woman took a deep breath and said, "Yes... huh... why?"

Sima Yu said: "Unless..."

"Unless what?"

"Unless you get me some kidney-tonifying medicine."

The ugly woman was stunned, and so was the maid beside her.After a while, the two burst into unscrupulous laughter.

Sima Yu became angry from embarrassment: "Laughing fart, I won't write."

The ugly woman hurriedly said: "Stop laughing, I promise I can find a good medicine for your kidney deficiency. Come on, you can quickly copy this passage from the beginning to the end."

Sima Huan snorted, picked up a pen, and copied the passage neatly, word by word.At the end, I swiped my pen on the final payment, wrote my name, and then threw the pen away, admiring it triumphantly.

The ugly woman leaned over to take a look, and immediately there was smoke from her head.

This passage was originally: "Your majesty, empress, you should abdicate quickly. If you don't abdicate automatically, I will enter the palace and abolish you." But it was copied by Sima Yu: "Your majesty, move quickly, and you can move quickly. If you don’t move quickly, I’ll go into the palace to help you move, and then the queen will be destroyed.”

Ugly woman: "!!!"

Ugly woman: "Fuck me, fuck me, what a shame, what a shame! How dare this guy, how dare he have such crooked thoughts about me?!"

The maid stepped forward to help her calm down: "Your Majesty, don't be angry, be careful that you will ruin your body."

The ugly woman said angrily, "I'm going to kill him!"

The maid said: "He has something to fall into our hands, and it will be a matter of time before we kill him."

The ugly woman panted and thought for a long time, and finally suppressed the anger in her chest. She grabbed the paper written by Sima Yu, put it in her arms, and then walked away aggressively.

Sima Yu fell to the ground in a daze, still shouting loudly: "Don't forget my kidney medicine!"

The maid looked back at him, shook her head pityingly, and left too.

Luoyang Taixue.

Shi Chong said in a trembling voice: "Prince, the prince is abolished..."

Pan Yue's eyes blinked and blinked: "The prince spent a lot of effort?"

Shi Chong slumped on the ground, his face turned pale and he said, "The crown prince has been abolished."

Pan Yue: "???"

Pan Yue turned pale with shock: "What?! What's going on?"

Shi Chongdao: "The empress asked the prince to enter the palace to discuss matters, and I don't know what kind of magic was used on him to make him write outrageous words. The empress filed a complaint with the emperor, and the emperor, the emperor ordered at that time... to abolish the prince... "

Shi Chong's howl made all the people in the room howl out. Hearing what he said, everyone had expressions of disbelief.

Yang Rongji said: "How can you say that it is abolished?"

Yuan Bao said: "No, this is his own son!"

Pan Yue said: "This, this, this, I think about it, it seems that this paragraph was actually written in the history books."

Old man Meng said with a heartbroken expression on his face, "I said that the queen will not let us off so easily. This is a good move, but the prince has been hurt!"

Shi Chong was dejected: "I was negligent and failed to remind the prince to beware of the queen. Now, what should I do?"

Yang Rongji said: "The empress has abolished the crown prince, I'm afraid she will have murderous intentions again, it's not too late, we have to rescue the crown prince!"

Pan Yue said: "Wait, wait, why do I feel something is wrong. Fuck, I will hate less when the book is used up. I have returned all the history I learned back then to the teacher. Why can't I remember what the plot is going to be next?" ? The crown prince was deposed, the crown prince was deposed... What happened after the crown prince was deposed?"

He suddenly raised his head, took a deep breath, and said, "Then, Sima Lun killed the empress, abolished the emperor, established himself as emperor, and the Eight Kings Rebellion began..."

Everyone looked at him with strange eyes, Yang Rongji said: "Pan Yue, what are you talking about?"

Pan Yue said anxiously: "Now, the most important thing is not that the crown prince is deposed, but that Sima Lun is about to rebel! Hurry up, go save the emperor!"

Old man Meng's expression became solemn in an instant, he squeezed out a sword formula, Yujian flew up, looked high and far away for a while, and said in a deep voice: "It's bad, the whole palace is full of evil spirits, what, what's going on? How did it become like this overnight?"

Everyone followed him to look over, their hearts sank, and they saw that with the palace as the center and in all directions, large swaths of dark clouds began to gather and move away.Under the layers of dark clouds, there were dozens of storm eyes, big and small, circling around the palace frantically.And in the storm, lightning flashed and thundered, and the torrential rain rolled down. A giant dragon rolled indistinctly in the center of the storm, roaring at the palace from time to time. However, the palace has its own protective barrier, no matter how it hits None can enter the palace.

Pan Yue murmured: "What is this..." He vaguely recalled the nightmare he had not long ago. In the dream, there was a raging battle, a mountain of corpses and a sea of ​​blood, and that battlefield was dominated by a giant dragon and a headless giant of.

There was a loud thunder and a big earthquake, and lightning crackled and ignited a huge fireball, smashing towards the Tai Chi Hall where the emperor was!

With a "bang", sparks exploded, and the fire blazed, covering the Tai Chi Hall in the sky full of fire.

Old man Meng made a decisive decision: "Yu Jian, go to the palace!" He made out the sword formula, turned over the sword, his robe was blown up by the wind, and he looked like a fairy.After taking a few breaths of cool air, old man Meng clenched his fist and coughed violently twice. He was about to tell his disciples to move forward, but when he lowered his head, he found that his fist was covered with blood.

Old Man Meng: "..." He secretly put his hands into his sleeves, turned his back to the disciples and wiped his mouth guiltily, and asked, "Is everything all right?"

Both Yang Rongji and Shi Chong stood on their respective sabers, leaving only Pan Yue and Yuan Bao looking at each other.

Pan Yue said awkwardly: "Which kind-hearted person is willing to build a Shunfeng Sword?"

Yang Rongji and Shi Chong extended their hands to him at the same time.

Yang Rongji said: "Go to mine, my big one."

Shi Chong said: "Fuck me, I'm rough."

Pan Yue: "Are you devils?!" His face flushed, and he shouted angrily and ashamedly, "Master, I don't want to be with them anymore, take me for a ride!"

Old man Meng rolled his eyes, and pulled him to the sword by his collar.

"And me!" The four looked around and found Yuan Bao was still standing there, staring at them eagerly.

Yang Rongji said: "Take a good look at the house, senior brother will come back as soon as he goes."

Shi Chongdao: "Come back and bring you delicious food."

Yuan Bao's resistance was futile, and he was extremely wronged, so he had to say with tears in his eyes, "You guys come back soon!"

Several people said, "That's natural", they urged their sword formulas, and galloped away into the storm.

Yuan Bao shouted from behind: "You guys have to come back alive!"

Yu Jian flew high into the sky, and they found that the matter was far more serious than they imagined.The city of Luoyang, which used to be full of traffic, is now full of people running and shouting. Men, women, old people, and children, all rolled up their bedding and ran around the streets.Someone rushed to the city gate, trying to escape from Luoyang, but was scooped up by the grinning monster guarding the city gate, and chewed it in his bloody mouth.People screamed and ran to other side doors again, and the monster who had been waiting for a long time at the door immediately rushed up, pulling and biting recklessly among the crowd.There is no way to escape, there are monsters waiting to be hunted in ambush everywhere, people flee to their homes in despair, trying to close the door, but when they enter the door, they find that there are a few hungry monsters waiting in everyone's home Guang, a grotesque monster, when it sees people, it rushes straight up, sucking their energy and flesh.

The monsters played with the screaming and running humans like cats and mice, all of them had cruel and cold-blooded smiles on their faces.

There is nowhere to go, nowhere to escape.

People shouted in despair: "Help us..."

The author has something to say:

Ahem, I drove off after a disagreement haha.