Questions about eating and being eaten in the Chinese zodiac

[The rabbit is hunted down by wolves.Wearing glasses and reading the newspaper pretending to be a gray rabbit, the wolf passed by, "Did you see a white rabbit passing by?" The rabbit shook the newspaper, "Is that the rabbit that killed the wolf?" The wolf was ashamed and angrily said, "Damn! No Did you think it was published in the newspaper?"] "Hahaha! It's so fun!" Xiaobai laughed loudly, and at the same time pushed away the black eagle that was sticking to his body, "Go away, birdman!"

Black Hawk glanced at the magazine in his hand, disdainful, "What's so funny about nonsense?"

Xiao Bai got angry, and yelled with his hands on his hips, "Dead bird man! Don't look down on me! I will attack you sooner or later!"

Hei Ying licked the corner of his mouth and smiled evilly, "Do you want to try it now?"

Xiaobai immediately panicked, remembering what happened last night, his waist and legs were still sore and limp after what happened, his face turned red and blue, and said angrily, "Don't even think about it, dead bird!"

Hei Ying looked at the sky helplessly——the little rabbit loved to fry more and more.

——— Introduction is the dividing line when the night comes———

The little white dog's blood romance drama was still playing on the TV, but there were bursts of blushing and heartbeating sounds in the vacant bedroom.Occasionally, there are some national curses that are not so harmonious.

"Let go of me! I don't want to share a bed with you!"

"Baibai is very angry recently? Is it because you want to be dissatisfied?"

"Fart! #&★&#か￥%@..."

"This is not good!"

"Dead bird man, do you want me to be on it? I will definitely screw you up!"

"Okay! Come on—"

"Um... dead... bird man! I didn't say riding! Ah... um..."

"Huh...is this uncomfortable? Or is it like this?"

"Dead... dead bird man..."

"Honey you're getting rude, but I like..."

Suddenly there was a loud "bang" in the bedroom, and then a slightly painful voice sounded, "Hiss! My dear, you are murdering your own husband!"

"You deserve to be thrown to death!" Xiaobai rubbed his waist and slammed the bedroom door, almost knocking down the nose of Black Eagle who was following him.

Heiying clutched his lower body and walked out shyly, "I'm going to die... I'm done..."

Xiaobai glanced at him suspiciously, seeing that his painful expression didn't look like a fake, finally realized his conscience, and waved, "Come here and let me have a look."

Hei Ying moved over step by step and sat down on the sofa.

Xiaobai lifted his loose pajamas with his hands, "How can it be so serious? It's not broken...Huh? I stood up..." Before he could finish his sentence, he suddenly raised his head and glared, "The dead bird man You lied to me again!"

Hei Ying covered his bleeding nose, his voice was hoarse and charming, "Bai Bai, you are just so sexy."

"You're sexy, you fucking head!" Xiaobai yelled, "I'm blind to fall in love with you, you fucking heart-wrenching dead bird!"

Hei Ying didn't want to hear any more "ginseng rooster" words from him, so he pressed down and kissed viciously——

"I&%@￥かか@%...put...uh...open! Mmm..."

While rubbing his hands up and down, Hei Ying secretly thought: Sure enough, it's better to do it than to say it to my dear!

Xiaobai wants to cry but has no tears—Nimma, a dead bird is not a human being!My waist is about to break...

The author has something to say:

The author messed up: Xiaobai just accept his fate!Who said that the value of force is not high?

Xiaobai yelled with his hips on his hips: I want to counterattack!counterattack!

Black Eagle suddenly appeared, "That's right! I have great ambitions, but—my dear, is it necessary to tell others about this kind of thing? (At the same time, I squinted at the author, with gloomy eyes.)

The author said that his face was full of cows: This is none of my business!

[The following is the author's testimonials]

In fact, I have been hesitating between "the lion fighting the rabbit" or "the rabbit kicking the eagle", and finally chose "the rabbit kicking the eagle"~(≧dish≦)/~the reason (looking at the sky), the former looks like a rabbit It's too strong, (although nothing can change the fate of Rabbit Shou-_-|||) and "Birdman" is more lovable!