Questions about eating and being eaten in the Chinese zodiac

Xiao is the king of beasts, the boss of this jungle.Ke Xiao is very unhappy recently, very extremely unhappy!Nima did not know where a wild tiger appeared, and in just half a month, he recruited nearly half of the animals in the forest as his subordinates!Already faint and Xiao are dividing the world equally!This is intolerable to Xiao! !

The so-called "boss is very angry, the consequences are very serious".Xiao's number one think tank, Fox Jingjiao, came up with an idea.

That is... Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang Dang!Afternoon!

Xiao An rubbed his hands and thought: With our strength, we are definitely the winners!Wa hahaha!

The complacent Xiao ignored the sly gleam in her bright eyes.

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Ah Hu stroked his chin and looked at Xiao-en, who was opposite him, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, good facial features, and a good figure!Not bad……

Xiao squinted at Ah Hu—chih!Boyfriend!

They are all monsters who have become spirits. Naturally, the competition items cannot be clawed and bitten like when they were in animal form. Therefore, their competition is still very, uh, novel.

So, when Ah Hu's subordinates brought out two game consoles, Xiao vomited three liters of blood and fell to the ground.

"You, you are cheating! I am no match for this!" Xiao Bei roared angrily.

Ah Hu took out a piece of paper slowly, shaking it back and forth, "I will decide the competition method, which was explained in advance."

Xiao was dumbfounded—Nimma, how did I know you would be better than this thing!

Ahu snickered—this guy's silly look is so funny!

You ask the result of the game?hiss!It's hard to say, it's hard to say!

———Meeting is the dividing line of scene changes———

"Little boy! Get out of here!"

"Oh! Kiss, the agreed loser will be dealt with by the winner at will! Don't you want to play tricks?"

"Fart! I didn't promise you to do such a thing!"

"What does it matter! Then we can coexist peacefully!"

"..."

"Come on, honey, raise your legs up."

"Oh! You little boy, you are going to die for me!"

"Don't move around, or you will get hurt!"

"I#@&￥%＄か★&#..."

Outside the cave, Fox Jingjiao and Wolf Pioneer Jie looked at the sky with red faces.

"When did you betray?" Jie squinted at Jiao.

Jiao laughed, "I was originally an undercover agent!"

Jie bowed his head discouraged, "Boss must be angry."

"It's okay, the king will take care of it." Jiao shrugged indifferently.

(Does anyone know what happened?)

Xiao's shouting and cursing in the cave subsided, and intermittent panting and screaming came out instead.

ha!The sun is so nice tonight! ——Jiao and Jie looked at each other embarrassingly.

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The author has something to say:

Xiao's story tells us that no matter how strong the strength is, it can't hold back the opponent's yin!

The author Jun has a deep face: Who said that "one mountain cannot accommodate two tigers, unless one male and one female"?When the little boy overwhelms the tall and strong man, do you have the feeling of going against the CP?

【small theater】

Xiao: (rubbing his sore waist) Say!Did you hurt me so badly?

Author: Oh, the sun is so good tonight!

Ah Hu: (Close to Xiao with a shy face) Dear, what's wrong with you?oh!Is this guy offending you?I will teach her a lesson for you!

Author: (raises his chin proudly) Don't forget how you managed to succeed in your plot!

Ahu kicked the author out with his foot indifferently, 【Have you never heard of the phrase "The couple marry into the house, and the matchmaker throws it over the wall"? 】Xiao couldn't bear to look directly at him and covered his face,【What crime did I do to be put on such a shameless person? 】The author threw himself into the arms of the moon and hummed: "Ahhhhhhhh! It's always me who is unlucky..."