Questions about eating and being eaten in the Chinese zodiac

A Niu is honest and honest, he farms diligently, works at sunrise and rests at sunset, he is always the same as a cow and a man.

As the sun was setting, A Niu went home with a hoe on his shoulders, and picked up a wilted peony on the way. (Of course Ah Niu doesn’t know it’s a peony, he just thinks it’s a weed, and he’s going to dry it and use it as firewood, cough.)

Suddenly black clouds turned up in the sky, and it was about to rain!Ah Niu panicked—the food is still drying at home!

I ran home in a panic, hurried and hurried, and finally packed the food and shipped it back to the house before the raindrops fell. (As for the peony that survived the disaster? Dear! Look over there, look at the corner! Yes, it has been forgotten by Ah Niu...)

It rained continuously all night. That night, Ah Niu suddenly dreamed of a beautiful young man asking him for help. Ah Niu didn't want to pay attention, but the man promised to help him marry a good-looking wife who could cook. Ah Niu's heart was moved, thinking about the unpalatable three meals a day that he made, Ah Niu decisively followed suit.

According to the instructions of the man in the dream, A Niu finally found the "weed" picked up in the corner regardless of the pouring rain, and chose a vacant spot in the yard, regardless of the shade or the sun, and planted it indiscriminately. (Perhaps it should be said that the only fortunate thing is that it didn't fall wrong?)

Half a month later, just when Ah Niu thought that his "good-looking daughter-in-law who can cook" was finally ruined, just after returning from heaven and earth, four dishes, one soup with wood, delicious and delicious suddenly appeared on the table. have!The handsome man who had appeared in the dream was standing by the table with a smile, waiting for him to eat!

A Niu was shocked, happy, and then... Xun quickly sat down and devoured it, burped after eating, and raised his thumb, "High!"

In this way, Ah Niu can eat three delicious meals every day, such apricot paste!

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Until one day, Peony (oops! The name is just a code name! Haha... I will tell you that I am just too lazy to name it? (#￣▽￣#) led a graceful and beautiful girl to A Niu, and called this When it was the daughter-in-law he chose for him, A Niu was extremely surprised, "What do I need a daughter-in-law for when I already have you?"

Peony was dumbfounded, "Huh?"

A Niu counted to him, "It looks good, you can cook, you have it all!"

"But, but I'm not a woman!" Peony was in a mess.

A Niu looked puzzled, "Didn't you say 'men and women can't kiss each other'? Then 'men and women' can kiss, right? I am a man, and you are also a man, isn't that just right?" (Wow! Occasionally My favorite is the introductory sentence la la la!)

Peony choked speechlessly, "..."

From the beginning to the end, the "coquettish" lady who was never looked at by A Niu silently glanced at A Niu—Nima, who said that this Niu is honest and honest?What's the matter with the weird glare in those eyes?Don't be too treacherous!

Mudan was still persuading Ah Niu earnestly, trying to correct Ah Niu's "wrong" three views, Ah Niu nodded frequently, and his left ear went in and his right ear went out.

Miss "Graceful" silently exited the room, looked up at the big sun in the sky, and finally turned her head to take a look inside the room—Peony, you wish you luck!Amen!

A nice spin and gone. (Actually, the graceful lady I set up is Shaoyao, but unfortunately I plan to cut off the process of A Niu's wife chasing and go straight to the end. So Miss Shaoyao, you just be a passerby! Shaoyao: Get out!! (╰ _╯)#)

————I am the dividing line after one year—————

In short, after A Niu's troubles and troubles, Peony finally became A Niu's "daughter-in-law" inexplicably. Congratulations! (Mud beat Kay!)

On the happy day when the two got married, Ms. Shaoyao attended their wedding as the "maid's family" (Huh? Why did you show up again, Shaoyao? Shaoyao sneered: You don't even bother to name me, do you think I should? Come back to beat you up?), looking at A Niu who is still smiling honestly and honestly, and the beautiful and beautiful Peony with red cheeks and ear tips, Shao Yao just wants to look up to the sky and scream: Is this what ordinary people often say "the cow chews the peony" "The truth? ? !

Child paper, you have to know that the emergence of so-called idioms is based on facts!The morals in the idioms are all fabricated by people!Alas~ Who said that a cow chewing peonies is incomprehensible?Is Ah Niu very understanding of customs? o(︶︿︶)oThe author has something to say:

【small theater】

Author: Peony Peony, why are you with this cow?How can you make people say "a flower stuck in cow dung"!Cool love dumped him!

A Niu: (appears suddenly, with a simple and honest smile, but eerie eyes) What are you talking about with my wife?

Author: Hehe, hehe...

Peony: She said that I was a flower stuck in your cow dung.

The author witnessed the whole process of Ah Niu's blackening, ah!Look at the sharp horns that have grown several feet!Look at the thick black air rising from behind!Look at that...and the shiny and shiny cow's hooves when kicked over! !oops! ! (The author suddenly turned into a shining shooting star in the sky... Amen!)

Shao Yao appeared out of nowhere and shook her head sympathetically, "This is the consequence of speaking out loud!" At the same time, she cursed in her heart: I told you not to name me!deserve it!

Peony: hum!My husband is also what you can arrange indiscriminately?

A Niu: (smiling foolishly) Wife, you are so kind to me!

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[In the distant outer space, the author is holding a small handkerchief and crying: "You bully people! I'm going to tell Mama! Who will take me back to the earth! Beep...]