Questions about eating and being eaten in the Chinese zodiac

Why has there been a saying "dragon and phoenix bring prosperity" since ancient times?As we all know, the phoenix is ​​a symbol of auspiciousness, and the phoenix is ​​the male and the phoenix is ​​the female.If the dragon is used as a metaphor for men, wouldn't "dragon and phoenix bring prosperity" also be understood as a man and a man bringing prosperity? ! ! ! (⊙_⊙)

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This serious question (don't laugh! I'm talking about serious things! (╰_╯)#), Xiaolong was already thinking about it when he sneaked out of the East China Sea and mixed into the human world for the first time.

Xiaolong really doesn't understand, not to mention the wrong sex, how can two parties with different living habits and so on, "be auspicious"?For example, the dragon is the leader of all insects, and the phoenix is ​​the emperor of birds. If the phoenix wants to eat insects, will the dragon, the leader of all insects, stop or agree? (Aww! What the hell are you thinking about??)

Furthermore, do you live in the sea or on the mountains after marriage?Or live apart?Will this affect the couple's relationship? (Xiaolong! I don’t have any hope of whether Nai’s brain circuit can return to normal... -_-|||)

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In view of all these disharmonious factors, Xiaolong couldn't help but wonder whether homosexual love has become the general trend of the human world? (But this kind of thinking is best not to be known by the leaders-_-|||)

———The introduction is the dividing line of Xiaolong going out to sea———

When Xiaolong met Ah Feng, he knew that the destined official partner appeared... Applause and welcome!

but!Xiaolong decided to fight against the "official match" adults!Because——that flower and bird is really annoying!Mouth!

"Hey! Xiao Chong, are you taking a bath?" A certain flower and bird exaggeratedly laughed exaggeratedly, "The open-air bath is very exciting! Let me accompany you, okay?"

Xiaolong, "... ╮(╯_╰)╭"

"Xiao Chongchong, do you want to eat dragon eggs? It is said that fried eggs are more delicious than eggs!" A certain flower and bird sniffed the scrambled eggs on the chopsticks intoxicated.

Xiaolong complained: I thought I didn't know that it was scrambled eggs! (>^<) "Congchong, do you want to see my figure? I have abs!" A certain flower and bird narcissistically unbuttoned her skirt.

Xiaolong, "...-＿-|||"

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——and so on, too numerous to mention.

Xiaolong just wanted to raise his head to the sky and howl—God!Who will accept this annoying bird! (Is Jie a typical representative of "God Annoyance"? Oh ho ho ho...~(≧dish≦)/~)

Let's focus the camera on the two pigs' feet and ask affectionately: "May I ask if there will be a 'dragon and phoenix in harmony'?"

Ah Feng smiled narcissistically, "What do you think?"

【If you can put away your threatening and piercing eyes...】

Xiaolong's answer was concise and to the point, "...Get lost!"

Cough, this is the end of my story, their story is still going on, but they are out of my control...

Ami tofu!Good job!

The author has something to say:

Auspicious dragon and phoenix?ha!I want to complain a long time ago! (But then again, if the dragon is a female dragon? Well, it’s a good theme! I admire myself ah haha!!~(≧▽≦)/~)