Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Tang Yi struggled for a long time, and finally pulled his face down and poked Zha Zha.

He looked at his deep v cannon lying on the ground with his pectoral muscles exposed, and silently chatted:

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Please help==

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: The corpse is guarded

Qu Ziqian raised his eyebrows in surprise when he saw the secret chat. He poked open where his friend wanted to see Tang Yi, and found...

wandering island.

==The landlord, who was not angry at first but just wanted to make Tang Yi remember, said that his family is really stupid.

In the gang channel, there are green killing shouts:

[Guild] Is Paoge delicious: I’m here

Be

Brutally killed.

……

Corpse guard?Is it the happiness of being guarded by the big-breasted royal sister of the Fifth Grace?

How about going to ordinary wandering islands to show off after having nothing to do?He was beaten to death by Fifth Grace in the ordinary drifting island because he didn't wear any equipment at all, right?

Qu Ziqian almost didn't sulk his face, thought for a while and replied in the private chat:

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] Quietly say to you: The scenery under the boss's skirt is pretty good, right?

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Zha Zha! !

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: No, I want to use Zijin Yangxin Pill...

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] quietly said to you: What are you doing?

Qu Ziqian probably guessed what Tang Yi was thinking, but he didn't say it clearly.

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Don’t you have a beggar’s trumpet... I heard that you need to use #平口 to be a pet bird

It took a long time for Qu Ziqian to regain his thoughts, and replied:

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] quietly say to you: Don't use it, it's bound, it's a waste of time

He actually couldn't bear to see Tang Yi entangled there, but he also blamed him for this matter. At this time, he really didn't know what would happen if he had a showdown with Tang Yi now, maybe he would throw his hair on the table a After playing the game, I went to find another house to rent a house. After all, I have been kept in the dark by myself, and everyone will feel that I have been tricked...

As long as Tang Yi can give him a step down in the game and let "Zha Zha" know where the misunderstanding is, he will definitely follow Brother Pao and continue to love each other. .

Can't wait for Tang Yi's news for a long time, Qu Ziqian has no choice but to play the game, and maybe he will gradually catch the opportunity in the future.

——In fact, Tang Yi just didn’t dare to poke Zhazha anymore for fear of making people more and more angry. He didn’t know that the Zijin Yangxin Pill was bound, and it would be useless even if it was brushed out, but when Zhazha said that, he always He felt that he was stupid again and made Zha Zha unhappy.

He has been being stupid since he started playing this game, his reaction is slow and dull, and he is terribly cruel to fight back. The only ones who can endure him until now are Zha Zha and the third master, but the third master is the master, so the relationship is different...

Seeing that the poisonous brother in the guild and his friends went offline again, Tang Yi panicked, so he used the guild management authority to change the poisonous brother's personal introduction——

【Brother Pao's domesticated poisonous brother】.

The implication is that the poisonous brother has his master, and hooking up is strictly prohibited.

******

The next day was Monday, and Tang Yi's class was almost full on Monday. He ran to the classroom to occupy seats all day, his mobile phone was hung up on QQ all day, and he was exhausted when he finished his self-study at night.

In this way, he still washed up quickly after eating supper, and then ran to turn on the computer, play games, and find Brother Du, Qu Ziqian frowned involuntarily in his eyes.

Although he really didn't want to admit it...he was really envious of himself in the game. Tang Yi kept a distance from his three-dimensional self because of himself. This feeling was so subtle that he couldn't tell whether he was happy or sad.

The guild is still happy, and those funny guys who dare not turn on the mic due to the debuff of their parents in YY gradually discovered the benefits of the guild channel. The habit of swiping the guild channel, but in order to catch the traces of Zha Zha at any time, he was able to distract himself to watch the news of the guild channel when Qinggong was in the sky.

[Guild] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: two dps in the battle

[Guild] West Red Tomato: Nezha, are you deliberately against me...

[Guild] Ryoji: Paddle the water and ask for a group battle

[Guild] Only play for 15 yuan: Nezha, do you still lack dps? Beckon Tangjiabao, so many broken legs are waiting for you

15 yuan is the new apprentice of Little Tomato, two young ones, especially like to rap. Every time Tang Yi enters the channel, he can almost hear him practicing rap and singing on the microphone. He is a bit funny but actually quite reliable.

[Guild] Is Pao delicious: I'll go

……

Then the noisy gang channel was so quiet again.

[Guild] Is Paoge delicious: I’m here

Be

brutally killed

Memoirs of today's battle against Huaqing Palace, Tang Yi carried a crossbow and took Xiao Tangmen to fly to Chang'an to form a team with Zha Zha, and then found...

[Squad] Is Paoge delicious: #panic

Besides that Mingjiao, it was also two of the three Tang Sects I met yesterday.

...it's a small world...

The memoir has no technical content, they just passed the blood-sucking formation of Mingjiao all the time, Tang Yi saw Zha Zha stabilizing his dps all the way, and felt that he was deeply embarrassed by the two brothers of the same sect who were pressing on Zha Zha's dps bar... …

Fortunately, Brother Miao is at the bottom... Tang Yi thought with some gratitude, and then completely ignored Brother Miao's 5600 pretense.

This time Tang Yi had a better mind. When he was caught by An Lushan, he directly told Zha Zha to say not to leave the team so quickly. He had something to say. So he chattered and explained in the secret chat:

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: I was wrong!

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: I didn’t do it on purpose that day, I really made a mistake

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: It’s just that the air conditioner is broken, so I went to the landlord’s bedroom to cool off, but there was nothing on each quilt

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Don’t be angry

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Do whatever you want, okay?

Originally, Qu Ziqian didn't want to get into trouble with Tang Yi, so he naturally went down the steps.

[Nezha hanging on the southeast branch] quietly said to you: Dispose of it casually?

When Tang Yi saw that there was a door, his eyes lit up decisively, and he looked like a flattering puppy:

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Whatever you want!

[Nezha hangs on the southeast branch] whispers to you: Come to Chiguo Heavenly King Hall

Tang Yi had never been to the Palace of Heavenly Kings of Chiguo, so he could only fly with the Zhan Kuang card. He only found out where Chiguo was after he searched on Baidu. He managed to get there and found Brother Du's blue dot in a very magical position...

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] quietly said to you: jump down

……

Tang Yi stood behind the old monk, looked at the bottomless map below, and swallowed hard.

Just jump!At worst, I will fall to my death once!It's not that brat who didn't dare to jump off the mountain, he, a Tang Sect who broke his leg every day, was afraid of falling to his death!

He manipulated Brother Pao to jump from the back of the old monk. It took a long time to land. The "ground" here is transparent, and the position cannot be seen. Tang Yi fell to his death in the poison before he could react. In front of my brother.

Nezha Hangdongnanzhi wants to help you, do you agree?

Tang Yi got up on the spot, as if he understood why Brother Du wanted to drag him here.

Jiguo Tianwangdian is a very magical dungeon, especially when standing in their current position, it is like standing in the starry sky, with a long streamer-shaped aurora above the head, coming from afar and extending all the way to endless places, With the completely clear starry sky and the transparent ground, Tang Yi felt that there were only two people standing in this place, so the intention should not be too obvious.

He was a little excited and a little nervous, and then... looked at the poisonous brother——

He took out a small wooden horse.

……

Nezha hangs the southeast branch and invites you to ride with him.

……

The corner of Tang Yi's mouth twitched, and he saw that his deep V cannon was standing behind the small wooden horse holding Du Ge's waist, and Du Ge's arms were spread out to maintain balance, riding on the small wooden horse was so unharmonious.

Then there was a faint sentence:

"Chest to back."

"..."

What's the situation with this sense of instant vision where he is obviously hugging the poisonous brother from behind but a father brings his son out to parent the little Trojan horse? Fue... Tang Yi sighed in frustration, and replied:

"Why don't you get on my green chinchilla?"

After a while there, he rode a small wooden horse around the arena for a full circle before letting Tang Yi down and asking, "Are you sure?"

Tang Yi didn't understand what was uncertain, so he immediately pressed t to summon the 748-resistant Green Chicong sent by Zha Zha.

He invited Zha Zha to ride with him, and a message popped up in the secret chat:

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] quietly said to you: Brother Pao, there will be no next time

Then got on the horse.

Tang Yi didn't understand if "no next time" meant that there would be no next time for his big death this time, or that there would be no next time for double riding. Tang Yi subconsciously attributed it to the first type.

Then he realized that this was what he called death.

Originally imagined how wonderful it would be for two people to ride together, but Tang Yi looked at the rough arms produced by the poisonous brother Miao Jiang, and the slender arms and legs of the Pao brother who was completely covered by the poisonous brother. ... There is a sense of bitterness that the dream is gone.

Then Brother Du sent him a skill called [Qian Si], Tang Yi didn't understand what the purpose was, so he clicked on that skill.The introduction is very short, unlike Tangmen's skills, the following is almost a poem:

【The sea of ​​cages, the net of the earth and the sky】

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] quietly said to you: So from the very beginning, Poison Tang was doomed

Tang Yi already felt that the anger over there was probably [-]% calmed down, so he plucked up his courage and asked fearlessly:

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: Are you still angry? #Flat mouth

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] quietly said to you: There is nothing to be angry about

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] Quietly say to you: After all, the three-dimensional is different from Two-dimensional

[Nezha hangs southeast branch] quietly said to you: Anyway, didn't you say that your landlord is a good person?

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: ... You are too optimistic

[Nezha hanging on the southeast branch] quietly said to you: Have you been so stiff all this time?Five years later for nothing?

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: #您喵呵, it’s fine if you don’t get angry

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: #呲牙What Du Tang, it is obviously Tang Du!

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: [Tiannv Sanhua] Tianluo also has this skill.

——[Sand jet stream shadow, blowing Gu disease Xinghui. 】

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: It’s not like Tangmen doesn’t use poison

[Nezha hanging on the southeast branch] quietly said to you: You have the ability to cut Jingyu# despise, if you cut it, you will really "break the fetters of God's heart".

Tang Yite shook his paw like a dog, and then returned:

You quietly said to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: ... If I have no ability to scare the feathers, can I continue with the snails? ==

You quietly say to [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch]: [Zi Mu Fei Claw·Zi][Zi Mu Fei Claw·Mother]

[Do you mean ruthless?Concentric with the child. 】

[How can it be said that there is no righteousness?Live with the child. 】

Tang Yi discovered for the first time that the original skills can still be used in this way, and it feels like he has discovered a new world.

The author has something to say: the third watch has been vomited!

I'm a little nervous, I don't know how many people are left behind =-=, look at the sky, let me post a picture... I said that I just don't want to die alone_(:3∠)_

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