Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

At that time, it was made as a Poison Arrow Pig. Tang Yi thought it was ugly for a while, but after seeing it and getting used to it, he felt that the pig was quite cute.He was so bored by himself that he used up all his physical strength and energy, and then he was too bored to squat in Lao Tiance's mining area, rubbing eggs and waiting to get rid of stagnant CDs.

Just after finishing a round of eight groups, someone added him to the group.

The moment he saw the name, he almost sprayed his saliva all over the screen.

There was a line of white text lying in the recent chat, which was sent by that person.

[Closer chat] Crotch. Under the bird: ...

……

Tang Yi was embarrassed, joined the group by accident, and then found out that the other party was Hua Ge.

There is a row of black lines above Tang Yi's head, the naming style of this model...how could he feel that it seems familiar.

Brother Hua in the team sent a "=l=" expression, and then said slowly:

[Team] Kuai. Xiadiaoniao: I didn't expect to see you here.

Tang Yi was silent, and asked tentatively:

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... Third Master?

A "hmm" was sent over there to indicate the default.

Tang Yi looked at the four big characters of "kua. Under the bird"...suddenly...the feeling of thousands of grass mud horses rushing past while humming the song of grass mud horses surged in his heart.

The third master hasn't contacted him for nearly a month, because he was disgusted by the third master when he quit the gang last time and didn't say hello, but looking at it like this, he guessed that the third master has probably forgotten to tell Tang Yi not to poke him again , so Tang Yi tactfully didn't mention it.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Third master, why is your name...always...

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: Huh?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... so ... personality

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: Wanhua walks the bird in the sky every day in broad daylight, regardless of men and women, is my name not good?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...Okay...Excellent...!

Tang Yi didn't know how to poke the third master's fluff, so he praised the third master's superb naming skills very cowardly.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious? By the way, where is Master?

[Team] The crotch. The bird: =l=. . .

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: Your teacher bullied me! !

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi twitched the corner of his mouth. It was too late for the master to spoil the third master. How could he bully him? It is probably because of the third master's arrogance. Tang Yi moved his finger and typed in the chat box:

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: What's the situation... Master bullying you?

After a while, he replied:

[Team] Kuai.Xiaodiao: Yes, he bullied me, help me beat him

Tang Yi rarely got out of his entangled emotions and had some fun, so he replied:

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Okay, help you bully him!

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: Nima. . .you wait for me

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Is it wrong to help you bully him? !

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: I am the only one who can bully your master!

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

I can't afford to meet a master who is severely tsundere and dies in the late stage...

Too many words and too many mistakes, Tang Yi skipped the topic of master, and asked the third master how he was doing recently.The third master said that the master is busy with the postgraduate entrance examination recently, so he doesn't go online very much, and the contact with him is not as much as before. Although he knows that the other party is busy with business, the third master still feels that he has been left out.Originally, there were a lot of things in the cloud in Two-dimensional, and he was not at ease, and after such a period of time, the relationship with his master was not as close as before, so it was reasonable to blow up.

Tang Yi knew that the third master wanted to run away with the master, but it was not that easy after all, at least the pressure in the country was quite high, but the master's family was good, if they could go abroad in the future, it would be a happy event .

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: By the way, what about you?Are you still with the late stage of the show bag recently?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Hmm...he's mad at me

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: =l= You are angry with him, it’s about the same, when will it be his turn to be angry

Tang Yi felt a little relieved when he saw the sentence of the third master defending his shortcomings, but this time it was his fault, and it was rare for him to refute the third master once.

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: This time he was really angry...

[Team] The crotch. The bird: =l=

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... I told him that my air conditioner is broken

Tang Yi still wasn't that thick-skinned, so he kept his words light.

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: What's wrong with the air conditioner?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: I... I just said that I slept with my landlord all night

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird:. . .

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: Nest, warrior!

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: Nest is scared by you*

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: The ambiguity at first sight scared me to tears, okay?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... In short, it's such a thing ... He said he was angry when he fried chicken

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: You really want to die. .

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: I also know that I am trying to kill you, but there is a way!I thought he was my landlord, who knew I was wrong

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird:. . .I seem to be missing a lot =l=

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... Let's explain later otl

[Team] Crotch. Under the bird: I wish you good luck

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Shouldn’t the third master think of a way to help out at this time? qaq

[Team] Kuai. Under the bird: Donor, what are you talking about, I don’t understand

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

[Team] Kuai. Xiadiaoniao: Oh, by the way, are you idle now?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: not busy (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻

[Team] Kuai. Under the bird: I saw you rubbing eggs

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

[Team] Crotch. Lower the bird: It’s okay, don’t rub the pigs all the time. Although it is infinite, don’t ruin other pigs. Pigs also have dignity

[Team] How delicious is Brother Pao: Do ​​I really know you...

[Team] Kuai. Xiadiaoniao: Come on, help me turn the things on the number

Tang Yi was silent, although he vaguely felt that the third master was diverting his attention, but do you dare to be more normal in this arrogant and awkward way==.He purposely typed in the chat box in his temper:

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Xiao Tangmen said that he has no power to restrain the chicken...

[Team] Kuai. Xiadiaoniao: If you drop the thousand receivers, you will have strength

[Team] Crotch. Pulling out the bird at the bottom: How did you do it without the strength to restrain the chicken?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi unexpectedly understood the word "*" that was harmonized by the third master in seconds.

Then... Sanguan crackled and shattered into pieces.

He can no longer look directly at the "powerless"...

In fact, what the third master wants to transfer is just a few groups of mines and horse grass. If you are not in a hurry, you can throw the messenger and pass it slowly. Zhuo Linju appeared in front of him.

I didn't think it before, but now I suddenly think that the black Linju is really handsome.

Tang Yi also rode the top-quality pair of horses sent by Zha Zha to eat green onions, and he fumbled around to get two Lin horses back to raise.But Zha Zha seems to like white horses more...

The guild channel is quite quiet today, probably because it was a surprise that Zha Zha was not online after Tang Yi was online.

Tomato did sneak in Tang Yi once, but Tang Yi only said that he and Zha Zha had some conflicts, and he was looking for an opportunity to apologize to him.

Tomato didn't ask any more questions, but she turned around and went to chat with the group of teasers in the guild.

At night, [Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch] went online.

Tang Yi lost a team invitation at that time, but he didn't accept it or refuse it.

After a while, there was a green word in the gang, it was Zha Zha Zha Zha who was looking for someone:

[Guild] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: a big fight

[Guild] Dengying: Wet!catch!

[Guild] West Red Tomato: Mingjiao milk, do you want it qaq

[Guild] Smart people from the Central Plains: the war has been done #呲牙

Tang Yi didn't know what mood he was in at the time. After Zha Zha yelled, the guild was very lively, and the chat was in full swing. He typed for the first time in the guild in a strange way:

[Guild] Is Pao delicious: I'll go

Then all of a sudden everyone shut up.

Tang Yi's invitation to form a team was finally accepted. After he joined the team, he found a team of five people, four Tangmen and one Wudu, and he didn't know what mood he was in.

Today, he had already done the battle against the wandering islands, but he reset and flew the book again.

Then he saw Zha Zha cutting up the sky without saying anything.

……

Zha Zha said before that because he came to milk outlying island when he just graduated and was almost sprayed off, so he always called the outlying island the glass heart island. The other snails and the two whales held back and didn't speak.

Although most of the people who came out of the Tang Sect were aloof, Tang Yi knew that most of them were because of their stupid mouths. These funny people were usually very happy on the sect channel, and the aloofness was only for outsiders to see.

Tang Yi once saw a very representative Pao Ge, crying in the sect, saying that when he just graduated, his master gave him a set of wolf smoke and a pair of green onions. He was very moved and felt that a good Chinese master was like this Yes, I just wanted to thank Master, but after typing for a long time, his Master asked him very disappointedly: "You didn't respond at all when I gave you equipment?", so he had to silently delete the long paragraph of flattery in front of him. , and then quickly replied: "I see, thank you"... Later, on his birthday, relatives and friends fried oranges for him and pulled them into the book for various blessings. He was moved to tears, and his paws were shaking. Relatives and friends asked: "Why doesn't Brother Pao talk?"... He silently deleted the hypocritical words, and then buckled them: "Well, thank you."

……

I will cry if I continue.

Tang Yiliu has fought on Liuli Island many times, jumping mountains is no problem at all, but this time he deliberately jumped in the style of Broken Leg Fort, he just couldn't jump up, looking at the group of Tangmen above who were already planning to wash their children and mothers The claws hooked him up one by one, and Tang Yi waited silently for Zha Zha to speak.

But Zha Zha didn't say a word, and meditated upstairs wearing a broken military jacket.

Tang Yi was bored, so he jumped up the mountain honestly. By the way, he pretended to be a novice and apologized to the seniors in the team, and successfully kicked the third child.

A group of dps like wild dogs with prolapsed anus can beat the third child at a distance. Tang Yi thought that everyone would leave the team after the battle, so he just pretended to be dead and stayed in the team. He didn't expect to be the first to leave after the end The group turned out to be Zha Zha.

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

A team of four deep-v cannons of the Tang Sect looked at each other, and Tang Yi made up for a row of crows flying over their heads.

One of the Pao brothers was still saying, "Fuck, I walked so fast, I just wanted to ask if there is any love..."

Another action that just happens to be a character waiting is to hold a crossbow with one hand and put it on the shoulder, then look to the side, and read the magic line while saying: "You are not alone..."

"Hey third rival in love, hello."

Tang Yi's face turned bloody, and he typed viciously in the channel:

[Squad] Is Brother Pao delicious: Qingyuan is still panting here, Brother Shi, stop making trouble! !

The author has something to say: Hahahaha, third master, your ID has been harmonized, do you know that!You also let me get a small yellow card, you know (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻ laughing...

It is said that the allusion of "the hand has no power to restrain the chicken" was actually told to me by my brother... Look at the sky [one of the third master's apprentices]

Did you create the messy and subtle mood at that time???

What is the word "*" should be understood by combining the upper and lower... Anyway, I understood it in seconds ==

It doesn't matter if you don't understand...pure children are good species and must be protected