Is Brother Pao delicious? [Sword Three]

Soon it was November, Jiansan opened Zhengtai body shape, Tang Yi followed suit and built a little monk, called [Benefactor, please don't make trouble].Before Jiansan opened Zhengtai and pets for a limited time, he changed all the things he made every day into the appearance suits of Zhengtai and pets. Looking at the little monks and beggars who followed behind him, they looked cute and dumb, and felt special. It feels like raising a son.

However, after the time for Jiansan's activities passed, the two flutes that summoned Zhengtai and Chong were taken back by the system. Tang Yi was quite unhappy at the time, feeling that the son he had raised so hard was gone.

Now that the Zhengtai body shape is officially opened, he can't wait to build a little bald donkey. Tang Yi has always wanted to practice a master account, but Tangmen and Wanhua alone feel that time is not enough. If he didn't look at the new body shape, Absolutely will not go to die to build a trumpet.

Shaolin's qinggong is not as cheating as Tangmen's. It's cool and easy to use, but it can only fly in a straight line. But for Tang Yi, who has been tortured by Tangmen's qinggong, flying in a straight line has the advantage of flying in a straight line.

Everyone who came out of Shaolin knows that there is a must-do task in the Shaolin sect missions to jump the plum blossom pile. If you don’t honestly double jump and climb to the top of the plum blossom pile to do the task, you won’t get the skill [Jianjin Pendant].Tang Yijian's task has been changed at that time for the young monk Tang Yijian. Even if he doesn't jump the plum blossom pile, there will be a heavy fall, but he still needs to go to the top of the plum blossom pile to find the old monk to hand in the task.Tang Yi didn't know that plum blossom piles were so cheating at the beginning, so he honestly followed a group of little bald donkeys to jump the piles happily.

The tasks in the first two rings only need to jump to the first platform or the second platform. The task on Tang Yi is not difficult. The last task is to climb up the tower. Tang Yi realized after 15 minutes of unsuccessful attempts. It's the pitfalls of this mission.

He watched his little monk with a shiny forehead jumping back and forth between the stakes, and then fell off the stakes again and again, throwing himself half to death from time to time, and he only had the urge to hold his forehead.A group of young monks who were constantly smashing eggs gradually piled up around them, as well as many Xiuxiu, Jun Ye and Tangmen.

The monk and Xiuxiu dancing plum blossom pile Tang Yi can understand it, but what is the trouble between the military master and the melons from Broken Leg Fort here?

There is also one who doesn’t know which one is better than the end of the sky, it is placed on the penultimate pile, and it is not placed in the middle, and countless monks who have finally jumped to the end jumped towards the end of the sky. , As a result, because of jumping crookedly, he fell straight and fell to the ground.A lot of girls who run the Little Monk account on the nearby channels are there to criticize the gun brother who set the world on fire. The bitterness of the words and the sincerity of the words make people burst into tears.

Shaolin and Qixiu are the two sects with the largest proportion of demons. The girls in Xiufang can see leg hair all over the place when they lift their thighs. The monks in the temple are just the opposite. A soft girl with a waist.Tang Yi once teamed up with a master when he was doing a mission, and then watched him fall to death countless times along the way, and was killed by monsters countless times, he rushed in to save people and lay down after him... At that time, he was thinking about how this person lived At level 80... I realized later that those who play master are all cute girls =. =

It's really inhumane to let this group of girls jump on plum blossom piles... Tang Yi thought embarrassingly - he would never admit that he couldn't jump on it either.

But this guy really has nothing to do. Plum blossom piles are addictive. After fighting for two and a half hours, Tang Yi finally stood beside the old monk. With a score of more than 40 seconds, Tang Yi was satisfied. turned in the quest, and—

[Expression] [How delicious is Brother Pao] slapped [Chengjing] several loud and resounding slaps, which made [Chengjing] stare at his eyes and look for his teeth all over the floor.

……

Knowing how annoying he was for jumping plum blossom piles, Zha Zha also accepted his apprentice and came to Shaolin to accompany him to complete the mission. Tang Yi accidentally left the two disturbing snakes behind Brother Zha Zha, and they were tight for a while. Twist together and twist, and then separate and swim and twist... He twitched the corners of his mouth, he really deserves to be the famous stirrup snake with five poisons.

Seemingly knowing what Tang Yi was looking at, the voice of Duge Gong in YY said: "Come here, come here and watch."

Tang Yi didn't know why, so he took the little monk and stood beside Brother Du. After a while, his jaw dropped.

Those two snakes were actually very sexy... and they kissed each other.

And it's the kind of kiss that lasts forever.

Just so aboveboard, in front of a group of bald donkey audiences...

Tang Yi asked Du Ge with trembling hands: "Zha Zha, have you seen those two snakes..."

"Well, I see, I just want you to see this."

Amitabha... monks must abstain from sex...

Amitabha……

"...Damn it, Jiansan's integrity has really dropped to the point where nothing is left!"

Tang Yi raised the little monk to more than 20 levels and didn't want to move anymore, so he changed to a larger size and went to clean up his daily life. He happened to see the third master shouting in the friend channel: "DPS1=4 for the big war." Group.

It is said that the third master is so disgusted, a t got mixed up in the situation where the dps 1=4 in the battle, Tang Yi sent him an emoticon when he joined the team:

[Squad] Is Paoge delicious: Sanye, why abandon treatment...#谦谢

[Team] Poke three times: =l=

[Team] Poke three times: Do you understand the fun of playing t?

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ... I don't understand

[Team] Poke three times: Did you build it?

[Team] Poke three times: When I was playing the book, I was most annoyed by those dps who had high hatred and didn't know how to point the magic point of reducing hatred and use the skill of reducing hatred

[Team] Poke three times: When you are in a bad mood, you don't bother to pull hatred

[Team] Poke three times: directly leave the keyboard with both hands to make him ot die

[Team] Poke three times: wait for the boss to kill that guy and run towards me

[Team] Stoke three times: Slowly start the Royal Pai to set the army

[Team] Three clicks: Myself at that time

[Team] Poke three times: really handsome

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

Tang Yi intuited that there was a chill behind his back, Ciao... the dps that the third master said had a lot of hatred and didn't know how to use hatred reduction skills, so it sounded so much like his Wanhua Trumpet==|||

In the future, never use the Wanhua account to fight with the third master... His Wanhua account has been fighting from start to finish since graduation. It is useless to boil water and moon, and it is more stable than the hatred of the military master...

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: Third Master, don’t stop taking medicine==

[Team] Poke three times: =l= You have medicine

[Team] Stoke three times: Your family is poisonous, why don't you take care of it

[Team] Is Brother Pao delicious: ...

[Team] Nezha hangs on the southeast branch: I have been watching the screen for a long time

[Team] Nezha Hanging Southeast Branch: You are still so wretched

[Team] Poke three times: Yo, scumbag, you're gone

[Team] Nezha hanging on the southeast branch: ...

Tang Yi's heart skipped a beat when he heard YY Lizha open the mic and said, "What's going on?"

"Uh, I ran into the third master's trumpet while I was digging a few times before, and it happened that you were angry and ignored me at that time."

"Hmm..." The other side seemed to think for a while, and then complained seemingly unintentionally: "Why hasn't he had a dead love with his family?"

Well, they are not the masters of An Sheng.

Tang Yi sighed, and while distractedly pressing the macro to hit the sky, he chatted with Zha Zha: "It is said that I have made a major decision recently."

"Ok?"

"But it's a secret now, hehe." Tang Yi pretended to be mysterious.

"Then don't ask for secrets." Qu Ziqian didn't follow his lead either.

Tang Yi pursed his lips: "Are you not interested at all?"

"You said it's a secret." There was a pause, and then said: "I'll talk about it when you want to."

"..." Tang Yi suffered from being dumb, and confessed honestly: "Actually, it's nothing..."

"I plan to find a suitable opportunity to make it clear to my landlord."

Qu Ziqian on the other side of the wall stood up when he heard the word "landlord", "Say... what do you know?"

"I like you." Tang Yi responded very smoothly this time, "I have to make it clear to Ziqian, although I don't know why they became two gays to live together for no reason, but since there is someone I like, then Don't provoke others, I can't keep cleaning like this all the time, keep his thoughts, it's not good for you, it's not good for him."

Tang Yi was actually a little worried, because he was a person who was easily swayed. What if after four years of being together day and night, he really fell in love with Zha Zha and then got together with Qu Ziqian, he thought it was not impossible.He didn't want to be the ungrateful character in 818, so since he identified one, he went all the way to the black.

The third master was right, since Zha Zha broke him, at least they should be responsible for each other.

"..."

"Then you... do you like your landlord?"

Tang Yi thought about it seriously for a long time this time before he hesitated and said, "Probably...probably he doesn't like it."

In fact, Tang Yi felt that people's hearts are very small, and he only pretends to be the next person. Since he likes Zha Zha, he probably only has a good impression of Ziqian as a friend.

Qu Ziqian felt very complicated when he heard this.

He rubbed his eyebrows and smiled, then shook his head like weeping.

Know what is dumbfounding feeling?

You fall in love with someone who is out of reach in Two-dimensional.

You want him so much that you are about to go crazy every day, but you dare not say it out loud in front of people, and you can't help but say a few words, choose the opportunity and do a few things to hide and hide to attract his attention.

Then you got him to notice you as you wished, he became interested in you, responded ambiguously to your refusal and yes many times, and gradually began to rely on the pleasure you got from your liking for him.

You thought he started to like you, fell in love with you, and then you doubled your love for him and got deeper and deeper, but he said that he didn't like you because you were not the one on the Internet.

Almost fucking laughing out loud.

Qu Ziqian took a deep breath, and said in a deep voice, "Give me 5 minutes."

"?"

Tang Yi saw that Zha Zha, who hadn't handed in the mission of the Great War, went offline, and was confused and didn't know what to do.

Qu Ziqian turned off the microphone, stood up from the computer, walked around the desktop to the notebook on the desk, then turned it on, and clicked on the Jiansan icon on the notebook icon, but he did not log in, but held the The computer is out of the bedroom.

despair.despair.despair.

There was a knock on Tang Yi's bedroom door.

Tang Yi wondered why Qu Ziqian knocked on his door in the middle of the night. He didn't turn off the game, and stepped on his slippers to open the door. When he saw Qu Ziqian's expressionless face holding the computer behind the door, he was confused.

"Eh, Ziqian?"

Qu Ziqian didn't speak, walked to Tang Yi's desk, put his computer forward, and sat face to face with Tang Yi's computer.

Tang Yi didn't know what he was going to do, but he was stopped by Qu Ziqian when he was about to speak.

"Are you playing games?"

"……Uh-huh?"

"sit down."

Tang Yi was baffled, and felt that Qu Ziqian was very abnormal today, as if some muscle was wrongly connected.

He didn't know why Qu Ziqian brought the computer here. He rarely saw Qu Ziqian use a laptop. Most of the time he used a desktop computer to do post-production projects, and he hardly saw him use a laptop.

Qu Ziqian didn't say anything, and then landed on Jiansan.

Tang Yi stared at Qu Ziqian's expression from beginning to end. He couldn't see Qu Ziqian's screen, and he didn't know what the landlord was doing.

Until he saw the common prompt popping up from the guild channel and the friend channel.

[Nezha hanging southeast branch] is online.

The author has something to say: _(:3∠)_I think I am so kind... 23333333

Happy New Year folks! ! ~

Then wish the shoe a happy birthday!Chinese New Year and birthdays are really not so great... Every birthday has so many spicy and delicious foods =w=+ This year, I also want to receive red envelopes and get soft hands! ~

Put a screenshot of a broken military suit of a family poison~ I found this one yesterday and think it’s not bad~ Chengmao is so stupid that he won’t say it! otl said that I still like the new white hair ==...

The picture quality is too bad, let's watch it alive...

...actually, he is quite handsome =///=