Handsome old man Jian Xiu re-employment

Uncle Meng told him: "If you find a cockroach in this room, it means that the cockroaches in this room have reached a point of overflow."

Sitting on the steps, Chen Chaosheng felt the world spinning, and even the shadow of the old locust tree in the distance was a little blurred.

"Uncle Meng, are you serious?" he said.

Bai Fushui has not been used for him these few days.The director of the documentary added a V letter to him yesterday, saying that he would arrange an interview in a few days.

He sat on the white marble stairs of his house in Baifushui.According to Bai Fushui, there used to be a guard dog in his family, a short-legged corgi, who went to Xie Chunshan's place, so he asked Chen Chaosheng to take its place and watch the gate for him.

"When did uncle lie to you?" The old man stroked his goatee, his beer belly rested on his lap, and his clothes were wet with sweat.

Chen Chaosheng thought about it carefully: "Not really."

He has an inexplicable fear of his uncle.

The mouth is sweet and the belly is sword, probably so.Although the sword is facing outwards.

When Chen Chaosheng was brought back to the sect, Meng Xunfeng was already there.The expenses of such a big sword sect are all from the hands of his uncle.

Their sect is all a group of poor and unprofitable swordsmen, who can make a loss of two or three hundred if they do business for ten yuan, and the creditors come to the door.

Uncle Shi can carry the entire Sword Sect alone.

Probably he was born in a wealthy family in the past.

My grandfather was a corrupt official, my father was a treacherous official, and my mother usurped the throne and seized power. They have been influenced by their ears and eyes since childhood, and they always know more about certain things than them.Drinking and socializing, business transactions, killing and extorting goods, his uncle has done a good job.If the emperor didn't have any money in his pocket later and found out that his uncle and his father had been greedy, and ordered that all the families be executed, the uncle would not have come to their sword sect.

"Uncle, why do you follow Senior Brother Bai?" Chen Chaosheng asked him.

It was just after noon.

Chen Chaosheng had been chatting with Siri all morning, and he heard that there was artificial rain in the afternoon, which he hadn't seen in his life, so he sat on the steps and waited for the rain.

"Chaosheng, Uncle Meng has stayed in the sect for so many years, so it's hard to say that he doesn't have any feelings." Uncle Meng sighed and raised his mustache.

Chen Chaosheng yawned, feeling a little sleepy: "Uncle Shi is not such a nice person."

The wind in the afternoon is so hot and hot, mixed with cicadas, it always makes people drowsy.

"The main reason is that he gave too much." Meng Xunfeng gestured, "The price offered by others cannot reach this amount."

"Your master can't even afford this price." He sighed, "Your master took up half of the sword sect's territory by himself, and my uncle didn't get any advantage."

"Uncle Master has also thought about leaving Xiaobai all these years ago, but he is always worried." He said, "Xiaobai is unsophisticated, has a violent temper, and likes to jump into fire pits, if no one protects..."

"If no one is protecting him, he can bite off half of the other's head, and sprinkle some pepper on the remaining half for supper." Chen Chaosheng supported his head, "How can anyone bully him? He has lived so long, before he He is a bear child, but now he is a menopausal old man. Even if there are old people in Sizhou today lying on the street touching porcelain, I think it is reasonable for Bai Fushui to lie down on it."

Uncle Meng smiled meaningfully, and narrowed his small eyes: "Chaosheng, don't tell me if you see through."

"I mean, if Fushui is in trouble one day." Uncle Meng said leisurely, "At least don't let someone take off his fox skin and make it into a scarf."

"In the past few days, the weather has been very bad, and my uncle has turned on the air conditioner at night." He said, "Rheumatism and bone disease seem to have occurred again. After all, you are not younger than your body. It is a shortcoming to wrap your legs, Xiaobai That fur is nice."

"You slept in Xiaobai's room." Meng Xunfeng said with a smile, "You have grown up after all. You were just two little dumplings before. In the blink of an eye, it has been so many years."

"Master uncle has a big belly from drinking." He said.

Chen Chaosheng didn't speak.

The sky was still a bright tile blue.Not even a cloud was seen.He called yesterday to ask the civil servant in charge of rainfall. The civil servant said that the recent south-to-north water diversion, coupled with the implementation of new energy rainfall, in short, the north will fall first, and the south will wait a few days.

"I don't know how long Fushui will stay in the entertainment industry." He said, "He doesn't get drunk when he drinks, unlike my uncle, who drinks too much and becomes a beer belly."

"Put your head up and listen, there is still wine in it." Meng Xunfeng laughed at himself, "Last month, I went to the No. 1 civilian hospital in Sizhou City to see a doctor. What did they say about me?"

"Three highs?" Chen Chaosheng asked.

It was He Jianguo who found out this problem last time.

"They said I should go to the obstetrics and gynecology department." Uncle Meng showed some fatigue at this time, with drooping eyes, "I was walking side by side with a woman who was eight months pregnant. The woman didn't see that I was a man, so she asked me Are you pregnant with twins?"

"The doctor is also a fool. He asked some of my friends. He also said that it is rare for older women to give birth, and it is even rarer for me to be born like a man."

"Chaosheng, do you know what my uncle means?" Meng Xunfeng said with a bitter conscience, "When you were practicing swords, my uncle was at home making false accounts for my father and was busy covering him up to collect money."

"I really don't understand why he wants so much money. It can't be to build an underground tomb for himself. The emperor checked and found a pile of silver, so he confiscated it."

"The current appearance can only be said to be a wrong step, a wrong step." He said, "Now in order to make money, I have to roll in the mud and deal with dirty people."

"Master, maybe you can get out of the mud without being stained." Chen Chaosheng fanned the wind with his hands, and even the wind was hot.

"They all say that money can keep youth forever." Meng Xunfeng shook his head.

Chen Chaosheng suddenly realized that his uncle was getting old.

It's not that there are fine lines around the eyes, nor is it full of gray hair.It's a feeling of exhaustion revealed by exhaling and inhaling, very similar to the kind of strings that are tightened, and when they are suddenly released, they appear loose and dusty.

"Master, no one can live forever." Chen Chaosheng said, "Even the heavenly emperor above is democratically elected."

Meng Xunfeng's cell phone rang.Chen Chaosheng had heard this song before, but it was a pity that it was incomplete.

"Hey, is this Boss Li? What piece of land do you want?" Meng Xunfeng smiled all over his face.

"The area in the north of the city? That's not authentic. You build a factory in the upper reaches of the water, thinking that the whole city will drink your footwashing water?" He said.

"No way." Meng Xunfeng turned on the speakerphone, "It's not about the money, it's because you've done such a wicked thing. Meng is afraid that someone will dig my grave after I die."

"Money is really a good thing." Meng Xunfeng hung up the phone.

"By the way, Master Uncle will go for surgery tomorrow afternoon."

"What surgery?" Chen Chaosheng's heart tightened suddenly.

"Cut your double eyelids." Meng Xunfeng lifted his clothes to reveal his belly, "By the way, he was given hyaluronic acid. I'm speechless. I'm actually saying that I'm old. When I'm plump and handsome again, there's no Baifushui in the entertainment circle." A seat?"

Chen Chaosheng sighed: "Why are you doing this?"

"Old people have the beauty of old people." Chen Chaosheng held the broken hair behind his ears, "Chaosheng's white hair, and the little girl said it was very astringent. Call me husband and wife, what else do you want?" What do you mean by being my dog... and saying that you can charge at me?"

"Uncle with a big belly can always find a wife. Maybe it's best to have an old lady and old man."

"That girl surnamed Xu reverts to her youth every 15 years." Meng Xunfeng smiled, and the wrinkles at the corners of his eyes deepened, "Your master also went to Japan to have a plastic surgery for her a few days ago. My son is still outside, and he lied to Fushui that he was on a business trip, and only Fushui believed him, his old man naturally wanted to wait for his face to grow before coming back."

"Your master's avatar used to be a picture of a young handsome guy stolen from the Internet, but it has changed recently. Presumably he has changed his face."

"Even his online name has been changed to a 16-year-old pure male high school student." Meng Fuliang lowered his voice, "Don't tell me, your master has opened a small account, dating people online every day,"

"I'm really not ashamed." Meng Xunfeng said, "It's my little sister and my little brother who send messages. They talk about yyds, nsdd, awsl, and abbreviations every day. They play very well. By the way, Chaosheng, do you know what nmsl means?"

"In Nanwu Temple, it's not the Monk Temple in Sizhou." Chen Chaosheng whispered, "It's quite a combination of Chinese and Western."

"According to my supervision, Li Chenfang has a □□ trumpet, which was registered for three months. The original name was 'Pudding Sago Dew is Very Sweet', and later changed its name to '16-year-old pure high school student'. Duck', in fact, bind a 78-year-old ID card account to send messages, open a couple space, and send gifts to each other." Siri said.

"The owner of the ID card bound to 'It's Little Xunya' is named Meng Xunfeng. The IP belongs to Sizhou, about 1.2 meters away from you."

The author says:

Superficial: □□Love, does my sister have cp at dd?

Actual: The millennium old man held a meeting.